This is for Kyria Ryuu! This is one for her! So you think you can dance?

I don't know if this should have a title

The night was silent. The crackling of the fire whisked its company into a deep sleep. The morning came quickly. As the sun rose above the camp, a shriek was herd.

"What is it?" InuYasha asked worriedly. The shriek had come from Kagome.

"Something hit me! I think it was an acorn. It came from over there!" the frantic girl said pointing towards the dark forest in front of her.

"I'll see what it is." InuYasha said as he shot towards the source.

"OW! HEY!" a cry was heard in the direction InuYasha had gone. The hanyou soon returned with two girls, one slung over each shoulder. He dropped them on the ground in front of the group.

"OW! Did you HAVE to drop me on that area? My poor fluffy…" One of the girls said. She had long burgundy hair, a black kimono with white flowers and red… splotches? She also had cute black cat ears atop her head, and a long fluffy tail coming out the rear.

"Who are you? And why were you throwing acorns at me?" Kagome asked the strange girls.

"I am Katana, and this is… this is…" the girls looked at her hand, which seemed to have writing on it. "Kyria! This is Kyria." Katana pointed to the girl next to her, who waved.

Kyria had long silver hair, and bright green eyes. She wore a dark green and plain green kimono. There was a spot on her forehead that looked much like a sliver of the moon.

"Katana was just showing me her target practice." Kyria said. Her bud smiled nervously.

Katana cleared her throat. "We are travelers from the… west, and we have been to many villages but all of them have chased us off." She said in a wary voice. "Is that food?" her perkiness returned. The girl pointed at a pot on the campfire.

"Yah, so?" InuYasha asked gruffly.

"Are you ladies hungry?" Miroku asked in a sly tone.

"Well, now that you mention it…" Kyria said. She drooled at the site of the food.

"Do you want some?" Shippo asked the newcomers.

"We don't want to intrude." Kyria replied.

"Of course we do, runt!" Katana almost yelled.

"What… did… you… call… me?" the girl asked.

"Uh… runt?"

"I'll KILL YOU!" Kyria yelled as she tackled the poor kitty.

"AHHHH! Someone HELP!" Katana yelled. The group just stared at the two. Miroku finally walked over and pulled Kyria off.

"Now now, there is no need to fight." Miroku advised while coping a feel. Bad move.

"AHHH! I'LL KILL YOU TOO!" Kyria screamed as she tacked the monk, knocking the wind out of him.

"H… Help!" he tried to say. Everyone just watched. Finally, after some time, Sango and InuYasha tore the two apart.

"Tha… Thank you…" A winded monk said.

"Lets eat!" Shippo smiled. Kirara mewed in agreement.

"Yah! Food!" Katana said as she went towards the pot. "What is this?"

"Ramen!" InuYasha said happily.

"Ramen?"

"Ramen!"

"What's that?" asked a confused kitty.

"Noodles."

"Oh, ok."

After Kyria caught her breath, she walked over to the pot. "Yummy." She said as she stuck her hand in the pot. "OWWWWWW!"

"Where has that hand been?" Katana asked suspiciously.

"In a pot of boiling Ramen." InuYasha answered flatly.

"OWWW! Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow!"

"Here! Pour this on it!" Katana grabbed a kettle that was sitting beside the fire and poured the contents on her friend's hand.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

"Oops…"

"That was boiling water…" Kagome told the girl. She had an anime sweat drop on her head.

"RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! RABBID GIRL!" screamed a frantic Katana. She started to run, but tripped on her tail and fell in the fire. "Eep…"

"Revenge is sweet." Kyria said when her hand was better.

"Evil runt…" Katana mumbled when she crawled out of the fire.

"What did you say?" Kyria asked evilly.

"I said: Leave the mutt."

"Oh. I see."

"Let's eat already!" InuYasha was getting fed-up.

"Kay." Kagome started to serve everyone. After they ate, the group wanted to get to know these girls better so they started to chat. The day went by faster than expected, and it was soon dark.

"We didn't get anywhere today!" InuYasha stated angrily.

"Do you mind if we stay the night with you?" Kyria asked politely.

"Alright. I have some extra blankets if you want." Kagome offered.

"Thank you." The two girls said graciously.

"But I must warn you." Katana started. Everyone listened. "I don't sleep with anything on."

"Don't say that!" Sango blurted out. Everyone looked at her. "What I mean is… don't say something like that around the monk!" She looked at Miroku, who smiled innocently.

"Why dear Sango, is that how you think of me?" he asked. Sango snorted.

After everyone was ready, they all went to sleep. In the middle of the night, a figure could be seen creeping towards one of the sleeping forms. The sleeper was Katana, and the part of her that was showing from the blanket was bare; but it was only her shoulders, neck and head. The figure, which was Miroku, kneeled down beside the girl and slowly pulled back the blanket away from her body.

"What the…" Miroku whispered. Katana was wearing a black transparent strapped top with the words 'I was kidding, you dumb ass!' written in red on the front, and black short-shorts; these clothes were obviously browed from Kagome. The monk had a disappointed look on his face, until her saw that the shirt was riding up a bit at her stomach, which revealed a small band-aid (Yes, an actual band-aid from present times.).

Miroku looked at it, surprised. He then went to see if he could take it off to see what the girl could be hiding, only to have her grab his wrist when he was just close enough. Katana groaned and bent his wrist back.

"Ah! Ow ow ow!" the poor monk whispered in agony. Katana started to wake up, and was surprised to see Miroku.

"What are you…" she looked at her hand; which held his wrist, and looked at herself. "Oooooh…"

"Ow… could you please let go?" he asked.

"Oh. Ok, I guess." She said as she released him, but not before one more agonizing crack was heard. "Umm… sorry?"

-Next Day-

Everyone awoke to the sound of pain, and a bunch of apologies. InuYasha was the first to see what all the commotion was about.

"What are you doing?" he asked.

"Oh InuYasha! Thank the Gods! Please, get her away!" Miroku pleaded as he pointed to Katana, whom had his wrist in her grasp.

"I'm trying to help!" CRACK!

"OWWWWW!"

"Sorry…"

Next, Kyria and Sango got up. They had the same experience as InuYasha, as did the others when they got up.

"I give up." Katana pouted.

"Oh thank the heavens!" Miroku cried.

"What's that?" a curious kitty said as she picked up a small rock. "Hey Kyria, doesn't this look just like that mark on your head?"

"Oh, it does!" Sango said.

"I guess." Kyria said as her friend handed the stone to her. When it was in her hands, the stone started to glow.

"Weird." Kagome stared.

It would be so funny if Miroku and InuYasha started to dance! Kyria thought, seemingly out of nowhere. Suddenly, strange music started to play. Everyone looked around, scared and curious. Just then, Miroku and InuYasha started to dance!

"What the hell?" InuYasha yelled. The music changed. It was know playing Toxic by Brittany Spears. The two started to dance like Brittany, completely over powered by some unknown force.

"Wow…" Kyria said. The rest of the group (besides the dancers) started to laugh uncontrollably. "Hmm…" Kyria thought about folk dancing, and the music and dancing changed again. This earned more laughs. "This is fun!" Baby got back started to play, and the guys started to shake what their mama's gave 'em! Oh, the roars of laughs that brought.

"Stop it!" Miroku pleaded to no one in particular.

"Hehe!" she thought about the tango, then salsa dancing, then swing, and all the partner dances she could think of. Now, if laughing could kill, the group would be dead a million times.

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There you are! To make up for not posting, I am posting two in one day! How nice am I? And the girls left after a while, they would have been killed if the two guys found out Kyria did that! And Kyria Ryuu, I expect BIG thanks! Just 'cause I like 'em!  REVIEW OR ELSE MR.TOODLES GETS IT! (inside joke Hehe)