Hey! I am back... if i even left. Two special guest apperences by two lovely reviewers! InuKgirl and Aku-Naraku! I don't relly have a story plan for this one (like i ever actually do), so i'm gonna just kinda wing it! Exept for one part that I thought of. Oh, and by the way, neither of these two gave me a name! I had to go to their profiles and see, but i got NUTHIN'! Anyways... I just kinda made up something on the lines of enitials.

Warning: I can't find the proof read, so please ignor any errors. You will see why at the bottom note, if I remember to put it there .;

Enjoy!

Fantsie Fortunes

It was a beautiful day. The sun was shineing in the sky, the birds were chirping a friendly song, and there was not a cloud to be seen. The gang was walking along a nice road in their search for Naraku. It was quite a pleasent jorney. As we join our heros, we may find a slite bicker between InuYasha and Shippo.

"It is." said Shippo.

"It isn't!" argued InuYasha.

"Is!"

"Isn't!"

"Is!"

"Isn't!"

"Is!"

"Isn't!"

"I-"

"Would you two be quite!" Kagome yelled, interupting them.

"But it is!" Shippo fake-cried.

Kagome sighed. "Shippo, actually, it isn't."

"What?" the kitsune said in a small voice.

"Ha!" InuYasha yelled in triumph.

"Sit boy -BANG! Ow- I'm sorry Shippo, but the Ramen in my pack is not going to jump out to get revenge and eat InuYasha." Kagome informed him with another sigh.

"But it is!"

"Shippo, it's-"

"Welcome, travelers." a forien woman's voice cut Kagome's own off. Good thing, to, because the schoolgirl was getting a bit earitated.

The group look down and saw three females sitting on a blanket on the side of the path, each wearing a hat to block the sun (you know, those weird hats that look like mushroom tops...?).

"Who are you?" InuYasha asked, much less than politely. One of the girls gestured towards a sign. It read:

Very acurate fortune telling.

Will predict your future for a small fee.

First fortune is free.

"Hmm... fortune tellers, eh? Thats the first time I've seen someone that only tells fortunes." Kagome stated. "I think I'll try it." she said happily kneeling down infront of the three.

"This is stupid. Lets just go, Kagome!" InuYasha was rather grumpy, as usual.

"Now hold on a second, InuYasha. I myself might like to try as well. Just to see how well these ladies predict." Miroku said as he, also, kneeled infront of the three.

"Yes InuYasha. Don't be so quick to judge! I think I shall give it a go too." Sango said, kneeling.

"Yah! Me too!" Shippo stated, doing like-wise. Kirara mewed in agreement. InuYasha gave an agitated grumble and he too, knelt down.

"Welcome. Would you like your fortune for the day, week, or far life?" The girl on the right asked Kagome. She had short brown hair, and very dark brown eyes. She looked to be the youngest, and was named KLF (A/N: It's anitials! I found it on her profile... I couldn't just say 'the girl' all the time, right?).

"Umm... for the day." Kagome answered with a cheery smile.

"Ok. Can I see your hand, please?" she asked. Kagome held out her left hand, and KLF looked at it and then said, "Today you will find a peice of something very valuble." Her mood had suddenly changed to be quite happy.

"Wow. You got that just from looking at my hand?" Kagome asked as the girl nodded.

"Yes. And from feeling the energy in it." KLF's mood was suddenly quite calm.

"Who's next?" The girl in the middle asked. Her name was Katana (You should know what I looks like by now! . Right? .;).

"I am next. The week, please." Miroku said. He lifted his left hand, and Katana took it.

"Lets see... you are going to get beatin' quite theroly this week. And you will get slapped 364 times." Katana stated .;.

"My, my. Hmm..." The monk took Katana's hands and asked, "Would you consider bearing my child?"

"Are you serious?" The girl asked. She saw the serious expression on his face and replied, "Umm... ok!" with a big smile. Everyone, except Miroku, looked at her kinda like O.O while the monk looked more like :D :O + O.O + . :D

"Dude, you do know what he asked, right?" KLF asked as she knocked on her friend's head.

"Of course I do! He asked if I can bear his child, right?" Everyone nodded. "Well, doesn't 'bear' mean to tolerate? Then he was asking me to tolerate his child, so that means he wants be to babysit his kid!" Katana said in a matter-of-fact voice. Everyone fell over anime-style. Miroku was practicaly crying.

"I don't think that's what he ment." the girl that sat on the left said. She had brown hair and brown eyes. Lets call her... AN ok? (Forget that it means 'author's note'! Now it stands for, Aku-Naraku!)

"Oh? Then what?" the girl asked, confused. Her tail twiched in curiosity behind her.

"He wants you to have his kid!"

"Can't he take care of it on his own?"

The group sweat-dropped. "No, I mean he wants you produce his child." A VERY cofused look from Katana was the answer to that. "Ok, to put it so even maybe you can understand... He wants to get you pregnant so you can give birth to his child!"

"I still don't- Oooh! Oh! Ooooh... OH!" The last 'oh' was a discusted one. "ACK! NO!" She said then slapped him.

"First slap!" AN said.

"Actually, 13th." Kagome said.

"Oh."

"ANYWAYS! It's you turn." KLF said whilst gesturing towards Sango.

"Oh. Ok. Umm... for the week." Sango replied. AN looked at her thoughtfuly. Sango held her hand out and AN took a quick glance.

"Uhh... you are gonna... see your... family... this week!" The girl smiled nervously. Sango gave a blank stare. "So... who's next?"

"Me!" Shippo squeaked happily. "The day, please!" He held him hand out towards KLF.

"Lets see... you are gonna sneeze." she looked up and smiled. "Bless you!"

"What kind fortune is th-"

"ACHOO!" InuYasha was cut off when Shippo sneezed, right on him. The poor puppy growled.

"Told'jya so!" KLF grinned happily. That only antagonized InuYasha.

"Next?" AN asked.

"InuYa-"

"Kirara is next!" Shippo interupted Kagome. Kirara stepped forward and held her paw towards AN (Kirara is a smart kitty!).

"Ok... You will find a great feast this evening." AN told her. Kirara mewed in satasfaction.

"Now it's InuYasha's turn! Predict his day!" Kagome squeeled happily.

"No!" InuYasha protested.

"Yes! Now be a good sport and show her your hand!" Kagome yanked the hanyou's hand so Katana got a good glimps at it.

"You are going to be pelted with walnuts and acorns!" Kagome and InuYasha stopped their bickering and looked at the neko-girl like she was insane, which, non-the-less, could possibly be true.

"Alright then." Kagome stood up and started to leave. The others in their group followed.

"Safe traveles, strangers!" KLF yelled after them.

...-That Night-...

"What do you have there Kirara?" Sango asked her companion. Kirara mewed and dropped a HUGE fish on the ground. "Wow!" Sango cooked the fish and gave it to the hungry feline.

Russle russle

"Whats that?" Kagome asked as she heard the russleing of the bushes.

"What the hell?" InuYasha yelled as he was suddenly pelted by walnuts and acorns. Giggles could be heard from the bushes. A furious hanyou stomped over to the bushes and pulled aut non-other than the three fortune-eers.

"Uh-oh..."

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And here is where I leave you in this shot! You can use your briliant minds to figure out a proper 'punishment'.

This is dedicated to DarkInuHanyou because, well, I may have killed the poor reviewer from laughing to hard at my story.

Like I said at the begining, I can not find the proofread. I have FINALLY gotten the computer in my room to get the internet! Yay!

You are quite welcome, kyria ryu. And I BETTER get some thanx from my guests in this story too, RIGHT? . k?

So sorry for the wait, I started this and stopped for some-time, then wrote half, stopped for a few days, then now finished.

I am going camping on Monday! Yay! But, I will not be near a computer. You do the math. I will be camping from Monday-Thurseday. Then on Friday I am going to the VIEX (a fair) and I will be there everyday, Friday-Sunday. I am SO SORRY! BUT I PROMISE to update when I am back in my lobely room, Sunday or Monday or maybe Tuesday. I am SURE I will find some insperation whilst camping and at the fair.

I'm SO hot...

I love noodles!

I am thinking of starting and actual STORY. A bit more serious (that is quite hard for me, you should know if you have seen my work.) So, if you have any ideas, tell me in a review. Same goes for ideas for this one-shots thingy.

Yah know what? I just figured to look at the stats for my stories (for the first time) and I saw that just over 900 people have looked at this story! Now, imagine if all of them reviewed. Wow. So, in conclusion, if veryone reviews EVEN ONCE if not just to say something like "That's kewl" or 'Good job" or even "You can do better", If everyone said something I would be RICH with reviews! So, all I ask is for a simple reveiw! It could only be but one word! Just please, DO IT! I don't ask for much (not counting Christmas list), please, I AM BEGGING HERE!

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