Kairi leaned against the wall of her house.
"He was so mutated! What was he!" She went inside to look for an aspirin.
She opened her drawer and something came out. It was the spirit of her beloved Bobby.
"BOBBY!" She stared at the pack of relish with wings and a halo.
Eat me...Eat me...
"Bobby? Dear? Why would I want to eat you?" She was crying now.
EAT ME!
"Oh my! If you insist..." She took the ghost of Bob, closed her eyes and ate it.
YOU IDIOT!
Mean while...
"My preciousssss...we need foodses..." Gollum had gotten tired of the cell phone and threw it in the ocean 5 minutes ago.
"Who careses if they could hear us now or not!" He banged his fist on the sand.
"I DO!" The original guy that says 'could you hear me now' glared at Gollum.
"AHHH!" Gollum tried to run away.
"Come back here you lumping piece of cra-"
"This show has been interrupted for an important message. Sora really is ... A WOMAN!" Riku tightened up his reporter's tie.
"I am NOT!" Sora clenched his teeth and made his hand into fists.
"No, really, he's not folks, but I am!" Riku jumped up.
"Did I just say that. No I'm not a woman, I'm one hot mama!" Riku smiled.
"Stop joking around! You're ruining the atmosphere!" Sora was ready to punch him.
"Oh course I'm not, we ARE part of the atmosphere." Riku sat back down and patted his script.
"Whatever..." Sora calmed down and rolled his eyes.
Back to the story...
"I've got you know you potato mutt!" The phone guy had Gollum cornered.
"We've done nothing! It was all the fat hobbit's faultessss!" Gollum was rolling around the floor.
"You still have to pay the price."
"We will do anythingsss mastersss wants usss!" Gollum looked up mischeviously.
"Do you know the way to McDonald's" His eyes softened.
"Yesss."
"You've been there before?"
"Yesss."
"Would you guide me there?"
"Yesss."
"You swear?"
"We will dieses!"
"Good enough."
a/n: I had so fun doing that part! Lotr rox...just to let you know...
Gollum started to crawl away and the phone guy followed.
I really really had fun doing this one! please review me! thank you!
oh, and with the cra- part, don't get the wrong idea, i'm a person who never cussed in her life. Just thought it would be funny...yea