Sorry...I didn't update for such a long time. Busy updating other stuff...anyways...last time we ended up with Gollum swearing the the cingular wireless phone guy that he'll be a guide.
"Hurry upses!" Gollum climbed on a rock and waited for the phone guy.
"Wait. I gotta call to see if it works up here." He took out the famous phone and punched some numbers.
"Could you here me now? No? WHAT! THIS IS THE FIRST TIME YOU SAID NO TO ME!" He looked around, panic rushing into his face.
"Whats it now?" Gollum rolled his eyes.
"They can't hear me!"
Gollum snapped his fingers and did that head wobbling thing. "And what do you want me to do, girlfriend?"
The phone guy just stood there, staring.
"You're mama! Come on! We better go now, y'all!" Gollum took out an afro wig and some bling bling.
"Let's go raise the roof now!" He started to walk away.
"O...K..." The phone guy started to follow him.
Back to Riku...
a/n: Remember, Riku had said he'll meet Sarah (the ketchup) in heaven, tomorrow...read chapter 5 (i think) if you need to refresh your memory...that's what I did.
"Sarah. Don't be afraid. I'll be there, just wait and see." Riku ate the rest of his hotdog and sat up.
"BECAUSE I'M YOUR MAN AND ALWAYS WILL BE!" He ran out the door butt naked, twirling his shirt in circles.
Sora looked out the window and saw Riku.
"What the..." Even though he was practically mental...he knew what Riku was doing was just...wrong.
"HEY! RIKU!" Sora started to get common sense.
"YO HOUSEY! What is up!" Riku laughed his head off.
Sora went out to meet him.
"Are you doing this because of Sarah?" Sora took the shirt from Riku and tied it around his (Riku's)waist.
"I want to let her know that I know how it feels to go around with no clothes...like her." He got teary eyed.
Sora rolled his eyes.
"You can't be born again but you can change. So change right now. Forget about her. Well..don't completely forget about her but just keep her in your heart." Sora started to sound so poetic.
Riku took a while to process what Sora said. "So...you want me to change...into ketchup? THAT'S A TOTALLY AWESOME IDEA! I LOVE YOU!" Riku started to laugh and ran towards a place where they sold ketchup.
Sora's face fell. "Well...I guess that works too."
Then, he looked upward. "Linda? Could you hear me? I realized that I shouldn't be like this. I'm sorry. I know that you're upset, right? So I'm going to change, right now! I know you'll always be watching me." Sora smiled and went back in his house.
Commercial guy, "Don't move cause we'll be right back after these following messages."
Ketchup commercial. "It's made with REAL tomatoes! No extra stuff added! Plus, if you buy RED KETCHUP right now, we'll be giving you a plastic cup! Absolutely free."
Just then, Riku popped out. "AHHH! KETCHUP!"
The camera started to be all over the place.
"TURN THE CAMERA OFF! TURN IT OFF! SOMEBODY GRAB THAT NAKED GUY!"
Technical Difficulties
"We're very sorry for the inconvenience. Now, back to our show!"
Kairi...
Kairi stood there, looking straight ahead.
"I-I forgot my line..."
More Technical Difficulties
Kairi...
Kairi stood there, looking straight ahead.
"Bobby? Why did you tell me to eat you? Why...WHY! YOU COULD HAVE LIVED!" She started to cry.
"I'm already dead, smart one..." Bob muttered.
"You...you could talk?"
"You just noticed?"
"I don't know."
"Look...you like me, right?"
"Yes...I love you, Bob."
"But I don't love you. Or even like you. YOU TOOK ME AWAY FROM MY FAMILY!" Bob started to cry.
"You mean...you already had someone?" Kairi couldn't believe it.
"Yes..." Bob popped out of nowhere again and sat on the counter. He had eyes, a nose, and a hairy mustache which his mouth was hidden with.
"Wait...YOU'RE OLD! I DON'T BELIEVE IT! GET AWAY FROM ME!" Kairi knocked him down and ran out the door.
No more to say...PLEASE REVIEW! The reason why I wasn't so interested in writing this fic was because I hardly got any reviews...sniffs ah well...I'M GONNA KEEP WRITING! cheers and a flag is waving behind her