Disclaimer: I know that I already said this, but I'll say it again. I do not own Kingdom Hearts or any of its characters and I never will. If I did own it, I wouldn't be writing fanfics because I wouldn't be a fan...I would be all over the world showing off that I made such a great game...Ok then...please go on and read this stupid story...nobody's reviewing anymore...it's tragic!

Kairi ran out as fast as she can nonstop. She couldn't believe that she was dating such an old guy...and he already had afamily"What was I? A fool?" Kairi leaned against a palm tree, panting.

"Yes,what else could you be?" A deep voice said below her.

"Who said that?" Kairiwas alert.

"Me!" Plankton popped outbehind a rock.

"Aren't you that one dude that was at McDonald's andthought Riku was a girlso you followed him around and you realized he was a guy and you got scared then thereaders and the authors thought that you were getting dull and annoying so she just got rid of you?" Kairiasked inone big breath.

"...um...yeah. I guess." Plankton looked at her with his one eye.

"Thenhow come you're back?" Kairikneeled down next to him.

"Because...I forgot mysuit case. You see, even bad guys get paid. But they just fired me...they didn't even give me my check!" Plankton waved his fist in the air.

"Well, you really are shattering the mood right now, so I think you should leave."

"You think I wanted to come? If you wanna get ridof me,go yell at the author!"Plankton crossed his arms.

Kairi grabbed Plankton and spokethrough clenced teeth. "Go...NOW!"

"Yes ma'am." Plankton popped away.

"Good...now where werewe?" Kairi started to think.

2 hours later...

"Psst...moogleluber, where was I?"

"Where you say that Bob was old and you can't believe it and you say, "What was I? A fool?"

"Ok...thanks."

"What was I? A fool?" Kairi started to cry.

"Aw...don't cry dear. I'll help!"A cheerful malevoicesaid.

Kairi looked up. A hairy man with a fairy costume on strings attached to a tree flew towards her.

"I am yourfairy godfather."

"I have a fairy godfather?"

"Everybody has a fairy godfather." He chuckled.

"I shall give you 5and a half wishes." He took outa wand.

"Why 5 and a half?" Kairi asked.

"Don't complain about what you get! Fine, if you don't want 5 and a half wishes, you'llgetnone, sister!" He yelled.

"Ok ok! Um...first of all...I wish thatBob and I never met!"

"Ok..." He just hung there.

"How come I still remember him?"

"Because I don't have magic." He stated, obviously.

"Then what was allthat 5 and a half wishes about!" Kairi stamped her foot.

"You stamped your foot?" He asked, surprised.

"I stomped it...there's words that have more than one meaning..." Kairi rolled his eyes.

"Oh, ok then...give me 50 bucks now." He took out his hand.

"Why?"

"Because I gave you 5 in a half wishes."

"NO YOU DIDN'T!"

"Yeah I did. And now I give you one more. That'll be 80 dollars. Hand it over."

"Wait here, mister! I-"

"I'M NOT A GUY!" She pouted.

"I thought you said you're my fairy godfather."

"I am...not all fairy godfathers are guys, you know..." She looked really upset.

"I'm sorry..but I don't have money and I should leave now, bye bye!" Kairi ran away as fast as she could.

Ok then...that's all for now...please review, even though nobody ever does...ok, bye bye!