For all readers: If you are reading this right now and still have a lot of time, could you please read some of my other stories? I'm getting hardly any reviews for them so I don't know whether to continue them or not...so please, tell me what you really think. If you think it sucks, just tell me. I won't be hurt. Thank you.
"Are we almost there?" the verizon wireless phone guy panted as they dodged volcanic rocks falling here and there.
"I said, Are we almost there!" He looked around, but the living mutant potato was no where to be seen.
"Huh? Hey! Gollum dude! Where are you!" He looked around.
Silence.
"HEY! COME BACK! DON'T DITCH ME!" He stamped his foot.
"Only if I had that phone..."
He looked around, then up the volcanic mountain. He squinted, and there. There was the big welcoming, yellow M.
"I can't believe it. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! I found it on my own!" The phone guy smiled and jumped around. Then, in front of him was a mirror. His reflection reached into its pocket and took out a phone. Then, it smiled and put it back in its pocket. (harry potter, yes...)
The phone guy slowly reached into his pocket and took out his phone.
It was G L O W I N G.
"This MUST be a good omen!" The chubby man cried tears of joy. Then, he took a step forward, but there was...a crosswalk.
"Why in the world is there a crosswalk in the middle of nowhere?" He scratched his head and looked around, smiling.
"ButI and only I get to press the BUTTON!" He ran towards the button, the other side of the crosswalk had a red stop sign.
Slowly and dramatically, he went towards the shiny brass button.
"DAAAAAAAAH! NO PRECIOUS! HE MUSN'T!"a creepy old man flew out from behind the rocks and knocked him down.
"HEY! What was that for!" The man rolled over on his side and glared at him.
"He who presses the button shall turn into mutton!" Gollum looked around with shifty eyes.
"Mutton? Why lamb?" He asked, puzzled.
"Because it rhymes." Gollum said blankly.
"No it doesn't. Ahhh, whatever. Let's just cross the street. There's no car anyway. There's not even a bird chirping." The phone guy stood up and walked towards the street...
OMG! it's been like a whole month since I updated...I'M SO SORRY! Just that there was adware...and sorry for the short chappie...I'LL MAKE A LONGER ONE NEXT TIME! I PROMISE!