FIN
"What the, it's done? That's it? The second fanfic you ever wrote is going to be ended without an ending?" Riku exclaimed.
"Why are you talking like you're in some kind of kid's TV show?" Sora rolled his eyes.
"I DIDN'T EVEN GET TO SING THAT ONE 'I'M TOO SEXY' SONG IN KETCHUP AND THE BRITISH PEOPLE IN THE KETCHUP COMMERCIAL DIDN'T EVEN YELL AT ME TO PUT ON MY CLOTHES YET!" Riku pouted.
"Not my fault. The authoress ran out of ideas. And people think it's getting dull now." Sora crossed his arms and leaned against a wall.
"Where are we anyway?"
Sora looked around. Everywhere he looked was white, except for the wall he just leaned on.
"We're in 'the room'" Sora finally said in a hushed voice.
"What's 'the room'?" Riku asked, also whispering.
"It's where the characters just talk. This isn't "Mustard!" right now, my friend. We're just telling the readers it's the end. The end of "Mustard". LINDA!" Sora broke into tears and started to pound on the floor.
"Yes, my sweet?"
Sora looked up.
"Linda? Is that you?" Sora looked up at once and asked the mysterious voice.
"Yes."
"LINDA!"
"Sweetie"
"LINDA!"
"Sugar pie"
"LINDA!"
"I'm sorry to say, I'm an it."
Sora stopped crying out to the air as soon as he heard this.
"What do you mean?" He asked uncertainly.
"I'm an it. I'm not a she, female, girl, woman, whatever you want to call it. In fact, I'm both at once because most plants have both gender on the same root thingy."
"So, you're saying, I was dating a thing? AN IT?"
"Sadly so."
"Linda, I STILL LOVE YOU!"
"I'm sorry, but it's time for me to go back."
"NOOOOOOOOOOO!"
"Give it up. We have to go to the other room that looks like Destiny Islands so you could run slow motion to Kairi with your arms out and embrace each other and the credits will come out and hit you and you knock out." Riku said.
Sora looked back at him with a blank expression.
"Whatta?"
"Just come on." Riku tightened the towel around his waist and opened a door that dropped out of the ceiling.
Sounds of gulls squawking and the waves crashing against the boulders greeted them both. Far in the distance was a girl with auburn hair and lavender eyes.
"Kairi?" Sora shielded his eyes from the sudden change of the light.
The girl looked towards him and stood up.
"Sora?"
"KAIRI!"
"SORA!"
They ran to each other, beautiful tears streaming out of their eyes.
"KAIRI!"
"SORA!"
The two collided and fell on the floor.
"KAIRI!"
"SORA!"
"KAIRI!"
"Just hug already." Riku said, rolling his eyes, his hand ready on a lever.
The two hugged, reunited.
"I love you," Sora whispered as he brushed the bangs away from Kairi's eyes.
"I love you too."
When you walk away, you don't hear me say 'please, oh baby, don't go.'
The two looked around.
The place became darker and darker until they were completely surrounded by darkness and some girl singing about being clean and simple.
Simple and Clean is the way that you're making me feel tonight, and it's hard to let it go.
"SORA, WATCH OUT!" Kairi scrambled to her feet and held onto some white thing.
"What the. Hey! HELP ME!" Sora reached out his hand to Kairi.
"I can't! I need to save myself!" Kairi screamed back.
Sora was being lifted up higher and higher, the song still echoing all around him.
"Fine, REMEMBER WHAT YOU SAID BEFORE! I'M ALWAYS WITH YOU TOO! I'LL COME BACK FOR YOU, I PROMISE." Sora cupped his hands around his mouth and shouted to Kairi who was now a little dot.
"I KNOW YOU WILL!" Kairi shouted back. Then, she grinned and took out a wallet from her pocket.
"Cause I have your wallet," She added to herself.
And there, the young couple was separated, the hero of the story still holding to his promise while the maiden waited day by day for his return.
"Yeah right."
And so, that's the end of Mustard, my second completed fanfiction. I feel so proud. But hey, you'll never know if I'll make a second one.