A/N: Sorry to keep people waiting but I'm having some trouble with my computer and I sort of lost the other chapters of this story, so unlike with "Skeletons In The Attic" I'm only updating one chapter here, but please review, next week I'll give you 3 chapters at once. Once again sorry.

Tittle: The Return Of The Source.

Chapter 2: Which Source Is It Anyway?

"I'm so beautiful, no matter what they say..."

"Shut up!"

"Just trying to lighten the mood, Paige."

"Well, stop. I have the worst hangover."

"Wanna tell good old Prudence why?"

"No. I want you to shut up!"

"Looks like someone can't handle her liquor."

"Bite me!"

"Fine!"

Chomp!

"Ow! You INSANE little tramp!"

"What the Hell are you two bitches fighting about now?" Piper said as she entered the room with baby Chris in hands.

"You know, Piper, you'd developed a temper while I was gone."

"First of all, you weren't 'gone', you were dead! And secondly, I don't have to explained myself to you!"

"Guys! be quiet my head hurts!" Paige pleaded.

"Shouldn't you two be researching for the Source's whereabouts?" Piper asked.

"We are-"

"I was!" Prue corrected. "Paige was out partying all night.

"Bite me!"

"If you say so."

Chomp! Chomp!

"Ow! OW! I CAN'T WORK WITH HER!" Paige orbed out.

"Prue! What did I say about biting people?"

"Not before I had my shots?"

"Exactly. Now, what have you got so far on The Source?"

"Well...nothing."

"I hate my life."

"Well if would help a lot if I knew which Source was back?"

"What do you mean? 'The' Source is back!"

"Yep, but which one?" Prue continued. "There's the creepy monk Source, that always had his hood on and was cool-like."

"Oh yeah, the one that got you killed."

"Um... yeah." Prue was hurt by Piper's obvious happiness over her death.

"What's other Sources are there?"

"Well there's the psycho Source, which was the one that went all crazy and had a scar on his white face."

"You mean Paige?"

"No! I mean the same guy but without the hood."

"Then they're the same person?"

"Anyway... then, there's Cole-"

"Here we go. You just couldn't control yourself, could you?" Phoebe said as she stormed in. "You just take any random appor... apportu... any chance to diss mah man!" This was followed with a neck-roll and snapping fingers.

"Random?" Prue questioned. "Cole WAS the Source!"

"Oh no you di-int!" Phoebe started to beat on Prue.

Piper and baby Chris watch in amusement when future Chris orbed in. "Mom! Wyatt took over the world again!"

"I'll go ground him." Piper said as she handed Chris to... himself. "You take care of yourself, ok?"

"Yes mommy!" Piper left and Chris turned around to see his two aunts laughing at him. "What?" He asked.

"You're such a mommy's boy!" Prue said between giggles.

"Looks who's talking." The dummy, the bitch and the sissy (Sounds like a children's book, right? A creepy children's book) turned to see none other than Patty Halliwell.

"Mommy!" Prue jump into her mothers loving arms... which did not welcomed her, and actually, slapped her silly.

"What are you doing here, mom?" For once Phoebe asked a good question.

"I know something about the Source. Is SHOCKING news and when you all hear it you'll be blown away." She paused for dramatic effect.

Still pausing.

Keep a' reading

I'm sure you'll get there.

"The Source is-"

BBBOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!

To be continued...