A/N: Ok, I know I said i would give you guys 3 chapters but I'm omly posting 2... why? cause most of my attention has gone to "Charmed together" and the time I have left I dedicate it to "skeletons in the attic" so yeah... plus i'm working on 2 one shot fics as well... I nkow i'm evil, but I promise you'll get plenty of fun from these 2, next time I WILL put 3 chapters... see ya!

Tittle: The Return Of The Source.

Chapter 3: Nude, nude and more nude Piper.

"What the hell was that sound?"

"Is ok, honey. I'm here to protect you."

"Oh Cole. You're my hero."

"I know I am, Leo."

"Um... guys?" Paige asked as she walked in Piper's bedroom to find a very compromising scene.

"Paige!" Leo said in a high girly voice, otherwise known as his normal voice. "What's that an explosion?" He quickly changed the subject.

"I think so." Paige walked into the hall. There was smoke coming from the attic. "Someone must have done a spell."

The three walked in the attic, where they found none other than Piper... NAKED! Woo! "Piper!" The three screamed.

"Oh shoot." Piper covered up. "Stop looking at me!"

"Piper, why are you naked?" Paige asked a little startled.

"I was doing a spell to conjure the most perfect being in the world and suddenly I was naked!"

"Well, that makes sense." Cole shrugged. "You are perfect. The most perfect." Cole walked over to Piper and licked his lips tentatively.

"Oh my..." Piper lean closer. Their lips so close to each other.

"Whoa!" Leo interjected... the bitch... "Honey! I'm like right here!"

"Um..." Paige decided to intrude. "Which one of them are you talking to?"

But before Leo could answer (you're all just wondering who he loves more now) Patty, Prue, Phoebe and Chris with baby Chris in hand entered in a funny way. Funny, cause they all fell on the floor bumping into each other. Guess they were not expecting naked piper.

"Can't we drop my whole nakedness thing?" Piper conjured some clothes. What? She can't conjure? How would you know? You don't live with them! I'll give Piper as many powers as I want.

"Yes. After all I have a important revelation on the Source." Patty started. "This information will not only shock you, but might help you fight and destroy the Source."

Everyone went quiet. Grams randomly walked around and then went away.

"Okay," Patty said after an hour of waiting, "The Source... is one of you!"

Dum dum dum!

"One of us?" Paige asked. "What do you mean?"

"Well, whatever was done turned one of you into The Source." Patty explained. "But the person does not know he or she is The Source. Not yet anyway."

"Well, this is awkward." Leo stated the obvious.

"Wait!" Chris intervened. "I think we can ruled out the whitelighters or haft whitelighters, since we're haft good and all."

Patty shook her head. "Sorry, it can be any of you guys. Your Source powers will not awake until is time." A random lightning boom form outside after this was said... despite that it was a clear day.

"So..." Piper looked around. "The answer is among us..."

"To what question?" Phoebe lost the plot again.

Prue smacked her. "Duh! To the where's the source question!"

"Oh."

Awkward beat. Wyatt randomly orbed in and stole some potions. He orbed out.

"What are we going to do now?" Paige asked.

"Well we can't just kill members of our family!" Leo whined.

"Or could we...?" Piper gave Prue a look.

"Um..." Prue hid behind Paige.

"Piper calm down." Cole sexily slid his arms around Piper... hmmm, Cole arms.

"Oh Cole!" Piper seemed pleased.

"HEY!" Phoebe and Leo shouted in unison.

"This house just keeps getting insane... er." Paige stated the obvious.

"Good luck my children." Patty started to fade away. Prue stopped her.

"Oh no you don't! You said any of us. That includes you!"

"No it doesn't"

"Yes it does! I'm Prue and what I say goes!"

To be continued...