A/N: Last for now...
Chapter 4: The Real Underworld.
"I'm soooooooooooooo evil!"
"Sure you are..."
"Yes I am! I'm the great Zankou after all! I manage to destroy the Avatars and stuff."
"Whatever..."
"What kind of minion are you?"
"For the last time! I'm a miner! I was just digging in a cave and you dragged me here!"
"Oh."
"Zankou." A demon shimmered in. "I have grave news."
"No one likes my goatee?"
"Besides that." The demon pause looking at Zankou weirdly. He was certainly lame. "Um sir, we have heard that The Source has return."
"What? He's dead. And then came back and them died. And them came back but then died!"
"We know, sir. But it gets worse-"
"I can't believe he's back!" Zankou paced around. "I just redecorated his lair."
"Um sir..."
"And not to mention that now he's going to want the control of evil again. Who does he think he is? God? Piper?"
"Um... sir..."
"And he's probably going to try and put his black only uniform again. I mean, I work hard on this little skirt thing-"
"SHUT UP!"
Zankou bursts to tears. "You don't have to talk to me like that."
The demon rolled his eyes. "Dude, would you listen, I wasn't done."
"Oh okay."
"It seems that The Source has return but as a member of the Halliwell family."
"Really?" Zankou, regain his composure. "Which one?"
"We don't know. In fact, they don't know either. The source will not awaken till the time comes." A lightning bolted randomly after this was said, which didn't make sense cause they were under the ground... unless a demon shoots some out of its hands. Hmmm, maybe that's what happen... Oh story!
"Well, this is the opportunity I was waiting for."
"It was?"
"Well, no. But it'll do."
"What's your plan?"
"I will not tell you yet... it's better this way..."
"You don't have a plan, do you?"
"Why I never!" Zankou stalked the demon in that way he does to look more powerful, but all it proves is that he's tall... oh and possibly hitting on him.
"Are you hitting on me?"
"Why is it working?"
The demon backed away. "Um, listen why don't we try to come up with something to get the charmed ones."
"Good idea, but I need people to believe that I came up with it." He throws a fireball at the demon, killing him. "Minion" he called the small man in the corner.
"I'm a miner, damn it!"
"Whatever. I have an idea, I'm going to come up with something to get the Charmed ones, what do you think?"
"I think that even Belthazor and Gidion were way more better villains than you."
"Bitch." Zankou left smirking to his cave. To 'plot' against the Charmed ones. After The O.C. of course. He just loves his Seth time.
To be continued...