A/N: Wow I'm updating! Like For Real! I just woke up this morning and wrote 3 chapters for this! one for "Charmed Together" and I finish "Skeletons..." chapter 6, though I'm not updating the last 2 yet, but soon, wait! anyways, I would like your reviews on these 3, cuase we find out who The Source is in one of them! So I better see some reviews!

Tittle: The Return Of The Source.

Chapter 5: Chama-Chama-Chama-Chama-Chameleon.

"I can't believe one of us is the Source."

"Why not, Phoebe? You were evil before after all."

"I know, but is not the same, Piper. I was only letting my feelings for Cole blind me."

"That's... So true. Phoebe are you ok?"

"Yes. Of course I am. Is there something wrong dearest Piper?"

"Um... you're talking weirdly..."

"In what manner do you wish me to speak?"

"YOU'RE NOT PHOEBE!" Piper lifted her hands and blew Phoebe up. Paige walked in and saw this.

"Piper! You killed Phoebe? Cool!"

"It wasn't Phoebe. It was a chameleon demon."

"Oh. Well, that sucks. How did you know she was a chameleon?"

"She was speaking in coherent sentences."

"Enough said. So, why was a chameleon pretending to be Phoebe?"

"Maybe the Underworld knows that one of us is The Source and they want to know which one."

"So we might have more chameleons in the house."

"Probably. It could be anyone." Prue walked in at this moment.

"Hey my younger siblings."

"She's being nice to us?" Paige wondered.

"Chameleon!" Piper blew Prue up. "That was easy. You would think they would at least try to act like us."

"They must think that looking is enough." Paige shrugged. "Well, I'm leaving. I gotta go to the beach and get a tan."

"Ok, have-Wait, what?"

"Yeah. I'm very pale. I need some color."

"YOU'RE NOT PAIGE!" Piper blew Paige up. "Is everybody a chameleon?" as in cue. Leo and Cole came in.

"Hey sweetie."

"Hey Piper."

"Hmm, the idiot call me sweetie and not Cole, and Cole is not hitting on me. I smell chameleon." Piper blew them up. "I rule!"

Suddenly another Piper walked in. "Who the Hell are you?" She said as she walked to her double.

"Oops." So the Piper turn back to a chameleon. What? Yes he was a chameleon all this time and he blew up all his friends. What? That doesn't make sense. Well, whatever. The real Piper blew him up.

"I'm so not cleaning this mess." She stated. Patty walked in.

"Why won't Prue let me leave? What are the odds of me being The Source?"

"Mom, quit whining. Prue is just obsess with you."

"Yeah, that is creepy."

"Very."

"So anyway, who do you think will turn out to be The Source?"

"I would say Cole is a safe bet." Cole entered at this moment.

"Excuse me!" He said outrage. "How many times do I have to comeback to prove to you guys I've change!"

Piper sighed. "I think is safe to say we're never going to trust a man who willingly wants to marry Phoebe." Patty nodded in agreement.

"Well... I..." Cole sat down sadly.

"I think is Prue." Patty said after a beat. "She is very avoid-y when I asked her about how she's alive again."

"Hmm, true..." Piper and Patty started to think. Leo walked in and took Cole to the living room... for some comfort. Piper watched them leave and turned to her mother. "Do you think my husband's gay?"

"Well, when I had sex with him in the 70ths he did shout a guy's name in bed..."

"YOU WHAT!"

"Um... I..." Thankfully for Patty, Paige walked in.

"Guess what!" Paige said as she walked to them.

"My mother's a ho." Piper gave Patty a scornful look.

"Besides that." Paige continued. "Tonight's the night!"

"Huh?" Patty gave Paige a very Phoebe look (lol, Phoebe look)

"You know, the time." The random lightning thing again.

"Well at least we'll finally know." Piper said as she slapped Patty and left the room.

To be continued...