A/N: Ooooh who will it be? i think You'll all be pleased with my choice... oh God, you probably figured it out now... oh well, just read...

Tittle: The Return Of The Source.

Chapter 6: Time? Like Time, Time?

"My baby, does the hanky panky!"

"Chris, get away from me"

"I thought you liked me, Grams?"

"Like HELL I do!"

"You two zip it!" Piper demanded as she entered the attic. The whole family was already there. Who? Oh hell, ok. Piper, the best, Paige, the second best, Phoebe, the town whore, Prue, the dead whore, Patty, the biggest whore, Penny, the wicked bitch, Leo, the coward, Cole, the sexy, Chris, the whiner, the babies, the forgotten and... No, that's it. The whole gang.

"So how does this work?" Prue asked looking all sorts of nervous.

"Are you hiding something, Prue?" Cole asked, raising an eyebrow, sexily. Phoebe had an orgasm right there. But then again, what doesn't turn her on?

"EW! EW! EW! She's moaning and drooling!" Paige said as she backed away from her sister.

"Sorry, Cole makes me feel all kinds of tingly feelings." Phoebe said regaining her pose.

"Yeah he does..." Leo said dreamily.

"I can't believe I'm related to you freaks." Piper said as she walked to the Book Of Shadows. "According to the BOS-"

"The what?" Phoebe had her usual confuse face.

"BOS. Book. Of. Shadows."

"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

"Um... Yes, anyway. According to it, the time is tonight. We have to do a spell. Once the spell is cast we'll know which one of us is The Source."

"I still don't understand why one of us is The Source." Penny said somewhat annoyed with Chris, who wouldn't stop tugging at her sleeve. "Stop that you whining brat!"

"Sorry..." Chris ran to hug his mommy. Piper rolled her eyes.

"I have a confession to make!" Prue look slightly ashamed.

"We know you're behind this, Prue." Piper told her oldest sister as she absently hugged her future son.

"You do?"

"Well, it is kind of obvious." Paige added. "I mean, you're being all shifty about it."

"What did you do exactly?" Leo asked holding Cole's hand for comfort. Piper gave them a pissed off look. They let go.

"Well..." Prue started. "I was walking in Hell one day when I bump into this Seer-"

"Ooh was she sexy?" Phoebe asked, thinking in more pleasure. Paige tasted vomit.

"Um, well, anyway." Prue moved along. "She offered me a deal. I would come back from the death, with my body, powers, the works, but I would have to sacrifice a member of my family. So I said 'what the hell?'" All eyes fell on Prue, glaring at her with anger... and slightly turned on gazes from Cole and Phoebe, but that's just normal. "You're not mad right?" Prue asked as she hid behind a chair.

"Great." Piper ranted. "I don't know why I'm still hanging around you people. So that means that Prue's not the Source. But that still leaves us."

"Yeah, but which one?" Paige asked looking around.

"Let's do the spell and find out." Piper read the BOS. "Here these words, here my cries, Source that within us lies, awaken from where shadows dwell, reveal yourself as a Halliwell."

"Nice spell." Thanks Paige.

In a swirl oh black lights the Halliwell in question's eyes went black and The Source's black robe covered her body. Phoebe Halliwell turned out to The Source. "Cool!" She squealed in delight. Everyone backed away.

"Pheebs...?" Piper slowly tried to walk towards her sister.

In a deep voice: "Phoebe's not here no more." then back to squeaky. "Kidding! Woo! I'm evil again. Awesome!" she blew Cole a kiss. "I'll come back for you, babe. Muahahahahahahahahaha!" She flamed out.

"Oh my Piper." Leo said while hugging a sobbing Cole tightly.

"So it was Phoebe all along..." Paige said as she turned to Piper who had her head down. "Piper? What are we going to do?"

Piper lifted her head, looking decided. "There's only one thing we can do." Little dramatic pause. "We're going to have to kill Phoebe!"

Dum dum dum!

To be continued...