A/N: Last one for now.. I'm also updating 2 chapters for "Charmed again" check them out! that means reviews!

Tittle: The Return Of The Source.

Chapter 7: Pink Is The New Black.

"I can't believe my plan didn't work, minion."

"Listen, I'm a miner, and my name's Hank, damn it. And your plan didn't work, because it was stupid! Chameleon demons suck!"

"Yes they do..."

"Ew! Did not need to hear that!"

"Hello, Zankou." Zankou turned around to see Phoebe, The Source Of all Evil.

"OHMYGAWD! You're The Source?" Zankou nearly passed out.

"That's right. And now that I'm back, things are going to change around here."

Hank rolled his eyes. "You two are the biggest threat to good? That's just sad."

"Hush you... big man you!" Phoebe said pouting.

"Oh I'm soooooooooo scared." Hank smirked.

"Who is this mean man?" Phoebe turned to Zankou, who was now weeping like a kid who was about to get beat up by a questionable-morals-and-VD-ridden bully, aka Phoebe.

"He's my only friend here:" Now that's just sad.

"Oh. Well ok then." Phoebe smiled and lifted her hands up. "Let's make this place mine again." In a swirl of pink bright lights, stuff started to fill the cave. Stuffed animals. Fluffy pink pillows. Wooly pink hats. Fluffy butt ugly pink boots. And lots of revealing tops. The whole cave was now repainted with sparkles and pink colors, unicorns and stars. It looked like something ate a bunch of Care Bears and puked them all over the room. It was perfect for Phoebe.

"Well this doesn't look haft bad." Zankou complimented.

"My eyes! MY EYES!" Hank screamed.

"There..." Phoebe sat in her big fluffy thrown. "Now, to destroy the CHARMED ones... Muahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!"

"Um... Can I help?" Zankou asked.

"Sure! But we have to have sex first."

"K." Zankou and Phoebe started getting it on. Hank put his hand on his mouth to prevent from screaming and/or vomiting.

"Oh right there... Oh Zankou..."

"Hmm... Women aren't haft as bad as I thought... Oh yes... oh yes..."

"I really should tried to escape before I'm scarred for life." Hank said as he looked around the hideous pink cave for an escape. The sounds still got to him.

"OH YES! OH GOD! COLE!"

"HMMMMMM! GOD YES!"

"I need to get out of here!" Hank yanked his ears off his head. The bleeding pain brought him comfort. The idiots finished their disgusting sex scene.

"That was good." Zankou said while he smoked a cigarette. "Was it good for you?"

"It was ok, I guess..." Phoebe trailed off.

"So what do we do now?"

"Have you ever done it with a Grimlock?"

"I meant about the CHARMED ones?"

"Oh..." Phoebe stood up. "I want them dead. Prue first."

"So what do we do?"

"Hmm... I'm not sure... I need a nap..." Phoebe walked to her bed and went right to sleep. Zankou walked over to Hank and healed his ears.

"What happen to your ears?"

"Forget it... can you just left me out? There's not enough money in the world to pay for the amount of therapy I'm going to need."

"No... As much as I like this sex with females-"

"Are you sure she's female?"

"Hmm... I'll double check later, anyway, I still want control of the Underworld for me, so I need to get rid of her..."

"What do you want me to do?"

"You'll see..."

Hank rolled his eyes. "You still don't have a plan, do you?"

"No... But it will come to me soon!"

To be continued...