Vader's Gonna Blow Up Your Town(to the tune of "Santa Claus is Comin' To Town"
Author's Note: Just picture Tarkin singing this to Leia to find the Rebel base. I guarantee she would have blabbed her guts. And yes, I know it was the whole planet, but that didn't rhyme!
Tarkin: Tell us the truth
Don't even cry
Where is the base
And don't you dare sigh
Vader's gonna blow up your town
We've asked you not once
We've asked you not twice
We just wanna know
So tell us real nice, or
Vader's gonna blow up your town!
He's not afraid of anything
He chokes people without fear
He's Emperor Palpatine's
Right hand Man
So listen to me
Right here, now!
Tell us the truth
Don't even cry
Where is the base
And don't you dare sigh
Vader's gonna blow up your town!