Title: The Fellowship Underneath My Christmas Tree
Author: Becky Greenleaf
Summary: All she wanted for Christmas was an Elf. Just to wake up one morning and find Legolas underneath her Christmas tree, that was her dream. Well, one morning she woke up and there he was. But the slight problem was that it wasn't only him underneath that Christmas tree.....
Rating: PG
Genre: Humour/ Humour
Author's Note: I'm baaaaaaaaaaack! Thank you so much to everyone who reviewed! Thank you so much! Love you guys! Here's more story. Also thank you so much to the people who write me and tell me how much they love my stories. I really appreciate it. If you wanna write to me and ask me anything go ahead but please put something in the subject line so that I'll know it's you. I've probably deleted some mail from you guys by accident already. Sorry :-(
Disclaimer: I do not own The Lord of the Rings, I MAKE NO MONEY off this story, I am not related to or claim to know Peter Jackson, J.R.R. Tolkien or any of the actors/actresses of the Lord of the Rings. I am just a humble fan who enjoys writing. However, I do own this story, myself, my house, my Christmas tree and my backyard. :D However, I do not own a seven hundred dollar radio. I wish I did but I do not.
Chapter Four: Aragorn and Legolas Underneath the Christmas Tree
"Hmm....looks like it's just the four of us!" Becky announced, giggling as she headed into the kitchen.
"Where the heck are your parents, kiddo?" Missy asked, taking a seat atop one of the kitchen stools.
Aragorn and Legolas came in behind them and stood awkwardly in the corner, next to the stove. After taking about a foot away from the mango tree, they had begun having serious second thoughts about accompanying the cousins.
"Who knows? Who cares?" Becky replied, carefree. She had now begun to dig through the kitchen cupboards. "Aragorn needs feeding. And of course I must start planning our sleepover."
Then she noticed Aragorn and Legolas hovering by the stove. "Well the two of you could sit you know. Don't just stand there looking adorable!"
When Legolas and Aragorn had finally sat on the stools, Becky came forward, lugging armfuls of food. She flung them down on the kitchen counter before them.
"Now this is your basic chocolate bar," Becky began explaining. She held up a plain milk chocolate bar. "And this is your basic marshmallow. And this is your basic tub of ice cream!"
She put the chocolate bars and the marshmallows into two pints of strawberry ice cream and slid them over to Aragorn and Legolas with two spoons. "Enjoy, kids!"
At that moment, the kitchen radio came on, blaring a Britney Spears song rather loudly. Also at that same moment, a volley of arrows and the blade of a sword cleaved the poor radio in two.
"OH MY GOD!" Becky gasped, coming to the aid of the poor radio. "Legolas and Aragorn killed my parents' radio! My parents are gonna kill i me i!"
"What is....a radio?" Aragorn asked, poking at one half of the radio with the tip of his sword.
"Well this was supposed to play music and CDs but not anymore," Becky said, sweeping up the remnants of the radio into a dustpan.
"Must they shoot i everything i?!" Missy asked, going to help her cousin.
"I'm sorry," Aragorn apologized, immediately. "It is just that we are a bit nervous right now. After all we are in a completely different world."
Then he turned to Legolas. "What did you do now, Prince of Mirkwood?"
"I didn't do anything. It was a cordless phone! It startled me!" Legolas protested. Then muttered under his breath, "Dirty Future King of Gondor."
"A cordless phone?" Aragorn went on, having not heard Legolas. "What is that?"
"We use it to make phone calls," Missy explained, helping herself to some of Aragorn's ice cream.
"'Phone calls?'" Legolas echoed. "What are those?"
"Oh bother. Never mind," Becky said, handing them their ice cream and ushering them out of the kitchen and into the living room. "Time to begin our sleepover!"
She put Aragorn and Legolas to sit on the couch and she and Missy got to work, bringing the snacks from the kitchen.
"We really should rest," Aragorn said. "After all, we need to continue our search for Frodo and the rest at first light tomorrow."
"First light?" Becky said and then laughed. "You're not going anywhere tomorrow. Mwahhaha!"
"But what about our friends?" Legolas protested. "They are out there in the darkness, probably wandering around."
"They'll turn up eventually in a month or two," Becky laughed maniacally and then caught the look on Aragorn and Legolas' faces. "Fine, fine. We'll look for them the day after tomorrow okay?"
Legolas and Aragorn looked at each other and nodded slowly. "Agreed."
"Good. Lovely! Let the party begin!" Becky dashed upstairs and in a minute, returned with her arms full of pillows, blankets and sheets.
She and Missy began piling them underneath the Christmas tree and within a few moments, the two visiting inhabitants of Middle-earth had a resting place.
"See? I told you we'd get you to fit underneath the Christmas tree!" Becky said.
Aragorn reached up and touched the tree. He gasped in horror at the same time Legolas did.
"This is no real tree!" Legolas exclaimed. He reached out again and recoiled with horror.
"Well obviously. It's a plastic tree," Becky replied, dragging the horrified Legolas and Aragorn back into the middle of the living room. "Now, eat that ice cream before it melts!"
Before Aragorn and Legolas could blink, Becky and Missy had run upstairs again and returned with armfuls of more things. These things they dropped on the floor before them. They were also dressed differently: Becky in a pair of pink pants and a pink top, Missy in a blue top and pants.
"We've brought you toothbrushes and toothpaste. And I stole two of Daddy's shirts," Becky held up one of her father's t-shirts against Legolas and just blinked. "Okay, maybe one of mine won't swallow you whole. Also I brought my mud mask for you to try!"
She and Missy held up the entire contents of their makeup bag which was roughly the size of a suitcase that one would take with them, halfway to the other side of the world.
"And of course what sleepover would be complete without a makeover!" Missy giggled. She pulled out a tube of lipstick and began experimenting on the back of her hand. "I think Aragorn would look good in something of the Cocoa family."
"Go put these on," Becky held out the two shirts to Aragorn and Legolas. "It will keep you warm when you sleep. And you don't have to stay in those dirty clothes!"
"We will just sleep in our own clothes so that there will be no hassle when we must depart," Aragorn explained.
"Yeah, okay, whatever. Just remember to wash off the mud mask," Becky said and with that leapt at Aragorn, in her left hand the tub of mud mask clasped tightly.
Aragorn nimbly leapt aside and Becky catapulted into the Christmas tree.
"That was evil, Aragorn son of Arathorn," Becky said as Missy rushed to untangle her cousin from the Christmas tree. "Very evil but, aw shucks, I still love you!"
"Hannon le," Aragorn nodded, even though he had no idea why this girl who he barely knew was professing her love to him.
"Shall we watch a movie?" Missy asked.
"I know! I know!" Becky chimed in. "How about The Return of the King?!"
Aragorn and Legolas exchanged strange looks and Missy bopped Becky on the head with a pillow.
"Stupid cousin!" Missy chided. "Why in the world must you always open your mouth?"
"Because I like talking," Becky said, as if it were the most obvious thing in the world. "Lalalalala."
"We are not alone!" Aragorn leapt to his feet and pulled out his sword. Legolas immediately strung his bow and his shoulders tensed.
"Are these guys paranoid or what?" Missy whispered.
Becky silenced Missy with a wave of her right hand and struggled to hear what was going on. Then she heard the sound of a car pulling into the driveway.
"My parents!" she gasped in horror. "They're back!"
Then she looked at Legolas and Aragorn who had lowered their weapons. "They can't find them here! They'd kill me! They'll think I've finally gone crazy and kidnapped Viggo Mortensen and Orlando Bloom!!"
"Quick! We've gotta get you two out of here!" Missy said. In a flash, she loaded Legolas and Aragorn down with the pillows and stuff they'd brought from downstairs. She and Becky grabbed the food and they ushered Legolas and Aragorn up the stairs.
"RUN! RUN!" Becky urged them, struggling underneath the weight of everything. She heard a key turn in the front lock.
Finally they reached Becky's bedroom and the cousins shoved Aragorn, Legolas, the pillows, blankets, makeup and all the food inside and slammed the door shut.
"Keep quiet!" Becky whispered through the door. "WAIT WAIT WAIT! The Christmas tree! They need the tree to sleep under!"
The cousins again raced down the stairs at full speed, gathered up the Christmas tree and dashed back up the stairs. They had time enough to toss the tree in before the door fully swung open.
And in stepped Becky Greenleaf's parents, laden with packages.
"Becky? Missy?" Becky Greenleaf's father called. "What are you two mischievous children up to?"
"Nothing!" Becky and Missy said at the same time. They crossed their fingers behind their backs.
It was then that Missy noticed they'd left the radio cleaved in two and a pile of arrows in the dustpan in plain view in the kitchen.
And at that moment, Becky Greenleaf's mother decided that she was hungry and headed into the kitchen.
"What the heck happened in here?" her mother said, immediately noticing the radio pieces and the arrows. "Who killed my seven hundred dollar radio? Where did these......arrows come from?"
"Uh-oh," Becky said. "Whoopsie daisy!"
"Um, gotta go! Bye! Important business to attend to! Legolas' poster needs a hug!" Missy grabbed Becky and dragged her back into her bedroom. They firmly locked and bolted the door behind them.
They turned to Legolas and Aragorn who sat together in the middle of the confusion that was otherwise known as Becky Greenleaf's room. There were books and papers everywhere, the blankets, pillows and sheets strung over the computer and they had toppled over the bookcases.
"What in the world happened here?!" Becky exclaimed in horror, gazing at the mess.
"Well it is technically our fault. We did toss them in here with all this stuff," Missy said, folding the blankets and sheets.
"Nah. Don't bother. Leave it exactly as it is!" Becky giggled and plopped down onto a pile of pillows. "We can continue our sleepover right here!"
"BECKY GREENLEAF! WHERE IS THE CHRISTMAS TREE?!" came the angry shout from downstairs.
"Um, upstairs in my room!" Becky called back, wincing a bit.
"I don't believe the two of you!" Becky Greenleaf's mother called. "You murder the radio and then you steal the Christmas tree!"
"Hey! Where are my two Christmas shirts?" Becky Greenleaf's father shouted from down the hall.
"Um, OOPS!" Becky said, smiling sheepishly. She grabbed two chairs and her book bag and propped them up against the door. "Now they can't get in to kill me. MWAHAHHAHA!"
Aragorn and Legolas looked a bit horrified at the idea of being trapped in a room with two girls but when the cousins looked at them, they forced a smile onto their features.
They began surveying their surroundings, looking other means of escaping.
"Legolas! Look, there you are again!" Aragorn pointed to one of Becky's six Lord of the Rings posters, adorning her room. "And there, and there, and there, and there, AND THERE!"
He looked around to find six different Legolas' staring back at him.
"And there you are, Aragorn!" Legolas pointed at The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers, The Three Hunters poster. "And why, there is Gimli! And Gimli is over there too!"
Aragorn went up to the poster and touched it but all he felt was paper.
"That's not Gimli silly," Becky laughed. "Well actually it is. But it's not really him. It's just a poster! Which reminds me......"
Becky went up to each of her posters and gave them a large hug and kiss. "They haven't gotten their hug and kiss for the hour yet."
She gave the Legolas collage poster an extra little kiss. "I love this one. So many Legolas'!!"
"Ooh. I have something for you, Legolas," Becky turned on Legolas with an evil glint in her eyes. "Close those big, beautiful blue eyes!"
"NO!" Legolas immediately responded, backing away from Becky.
"Do it, Legolas. Please. Appease our hostesses," Aragorn said, though he was laughing inwardly.
Legolas gave Aragorn the Evil Elf Eye but closed his eyes. Becky pounced on him, grabbed his hand and slid the other duplicate of Nenya onto Legolas' wedding finger.
"Now we're officially married," Becky said and Legolas' eyes flew open in horror. He glanced down at his left hand and began trying to extract the ring but to no avail.
"Help me please, Aragorn!" He begged, extending his hand to Aragorn who reluctantly tugged on the ring to pull it off.
"It will not come off," Legolas said in despair. He began shaking his hand, hoping that it would fly off by some miracle.
"It's not gonna come off, Leggy," Becky said, grinning. "I put Super Glue in it! Mewahhaha! Now, we're married forever! Quick Missy! Perform the ceremony!"
Missy picked up Becky's copy of The Return of the King and began reciting from a page.
"NO!" Legolas screamed loudly. He began surveying the room again for an escape, noticed Becky's window for the first time and dashed towards it. However he did not realize that it was unopened and he jumped smack dab into the glass. "OUCH!"
Legolas remained squashed against the window then fell over flat on his back and did not move.
"LEGOLAS!" Becky screamed and dropped to her knees at his side. "Come back, i melamin /i!!"
"I'll do anything! Anything!" Becky sobbed into her Elf's tunic. "I'll divorce you! Just come back!!"
Becky took Legolas' left hand and yanked hard on the ring and it came off. "See? See?! Come back!!"
At that moment, Legolas promptly sat up and smiled triumphantly.
"My baby is alive!" Becky hopped onto Legolas, causing him to fall over again. "Hehee. Sorry about that again."
Aragorn laughed loudly and hysterically and leaned back on the computer desk. The movement shook the desk slightly and the computer whirred to life. On the desktop, Legolas' big, blue eyes stared out.
"By the Valar, there you are again, Legolas!" Aragorn said. Everywhere he looked he saw Legolas now, including the real-life one who was staring at him as if he had gone mad.
"Hello? People? Sleepover!!" Becky released Legolas and put on a CD to play. The sound of Enya's 'May it Be' filled the room and Becky began gliding around the room and singing at the top of her lungs.
She leapt onto the bed and began to do the chicken dance. "Come on Leggy. Let's boogie!"
Legolas looked even more horrified and grabbing Aragorn, they retreated to the other corner of Becky's bedroom.
Missy leapt up onto the bed next to Becky and she too begun the chicken dance. "Come on you guys. Join the fun!"
After a few minutes of pleading, Aragorn and Legolas climbed hesitantly onto the bed and began doing the chicken dance too.
"See? Isn't this fun?" Becky asked, attempting to jump and touch the ceiling. "This is so much fun! Having a sleepover with my favorite cousin and my two beautiful Christmas presents!"
"Soon to be joined by Frodo and the rest of the Fellowship," Aragorn reminded.
"Of course, darling! Of course!"
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There it ends. Hope you liked this chapter! Thank you again for the reviews!!!
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Author: Becky Greenleaf
Summary: All she wanted for Christmas was an Elf. Just to wake up one morning and find Legolas underneath her Christmas tree, that was her dream. Well, one morning she woke up and there he was. But the slight problem was that it wasn't only him underneath that Christmas tree.....
Rating: PG
Genre: Humour/ Humour
Author's Note: I'm baaaaaaaaaaack! Thank you so much to everyone who reviewed! Thank you so much! Love you guys! Here's more story. Also thank you so much to the people who write me and tell me how much they love my stories. I really appreciate it. If you wanna write to me and ask me anything go ahead but please put something in the subject line so that I'll know it's you. I've probably deleted some mail from you guys by accident already. Sorry :-(
Disclaimer: I do not own The Lord of the Rings, I MAKE NO MONEY off this story, I am not related to or claim to know Peter Jackson, J.R.R. Tolkien or any of the actors/actresses of the Lord of the Rings. I am just a humble fan who enjoys writing. However, I do own this story, myself, my house, my Christmas tree and my backyard. :D However, I do not own a seven hundred dollar radio. I wish I did but I do not.
Chapter Four: Aragorn and Legolas Underneath the Christmas Tree
"Hmm....looks like it's just the four of us!" Becky announced, giggling as she headed into the kitchen.
"Where the heck are your parents, kiddo?" Missy asked, taking a seat atop one of the kitchen stools.
Aragorn and Legolas came in behind them and stood awkwardly in the corner, next to the stove. After taking about a foot away from the mango tree, they had begun having serious second thoughts about accompanying the cousins.
"Who knows? Who cares?" Becky replied, carefree. She had now begun to dig through the kitchen cupboards. "Aragorn needs feeding. And of course I must start planning our sleepover."
Then she noticed Aragorn and Legolas hovering by the stove. "Well the two of you could sit you know. Don't just stand there looking adorable!"
When Legolas and Aragorn had finally sat on the stools, Becky came forward, lugging armfuls of food. She flung them down on the kitchen counter before them.
"Now this is your basic chocolate bar," Becky began explaining. She held up a plain milk chocolate bar. "And this is your basic marshmallow. And this is your basic tub of ice cream!"
She put the chocolate bars and the marshmallows into two pints of strawberry ice cream and slid them over to Aragorn and Legolas with two spoons. "Enjoy, kids!"
At that moment, the kitchen radio came on, blaring a Britney Spears song rather loudly. Also at that same moment, a volley of arrows and the blade of a sword cleaved the poor radio in two.
"OH MY GOD!" Becky gasped, coming to the aid of the poor radio. "Legolas and Aragorn killed my parents' radio! My parents are gonna kill i me i!"
"What is....a radio?" Aragorn asked, poking at one half of the radio with the tip of his sword.
"Well this was supposed to play music and CDs but not anymore," Becky said, sweeping up the remnants of the radio into a dustpan.
"Must they shoot i everything i?!" Missy asked, going to help her cousin.
"I'm sorry," Aragorn apologized, immediately. "It is just that we are a bit nervous right now. After all we are in a completely different world."
Then he turned to Legolas. "What did you do now, Prince of Mirkwood?"
"I didn't do anything. It was a cordless phone! It startled me!" Legolas protested. Then muttered under his breath, "Dirty Future King of Gondor."
"A cordless phone?" Aragorn went on, having not heard Legolas. "What is that?"
"We use it to make phone calls," Missy explained, helping herself to some of Aragorn's ice cream.
"'Phone calls?'" Legolas echoed. "What are those?"
"Oh bother. Never mind," Becky said, handing them their ice cream and ushering them out of the kitchen and into the living room. "Time to begin our sleepover!"
She put Aragorn and Legolas to sit on the couch and she and Missy got to work, bringing the snacks from the kitchen.
"We really should rest," Aragorn said. "After all, we need to continue our search for Frodo and the rest at first light tomorrow."
"First light?" Becky said and then laughed. "You're not going anywhere tomorrow. Mwahhaha!"
"But what about our friends?" Legolas protested. "They are out there in the darkness, probably wandering around."
"They'll turn up eventually in a month or two," Becky laughed maniacally and then caught the look on Aragorn and Legolas' faces. "Fine, fine. We'll look for them the day after tomorrow okay?"
Legolas and Aragorn looked at each other and nodded slowly. "Agreed."
"Good. Lovely! Let the party begin!" Becky dashed upstairs and in a minute, returned with her arms full of pillows, blankets and sheets.
She and Missy began piling them underneath the Christmas tree and within a few moments, the two visiting inhabitants of Middle-earth had a resting place.
"See? I told you we'd get you to fit underneath the Christmas tree!" Becky said.
Aragorn reached up and touched the tree. He gasped in horror at the same time Legolas did.
"This is no real tree!" Legolas exclaimed. He reached out again and recoiled with horror.
"Well obviously. It's a plastic tree," Becky replied, dragging the horrified Legolas and Aragorn back into the middle of the living room. "Now, eat that ice cream before it melts!"
Before Aragorn and Legolas could blink, Becky and Missy had run upstairs again and returned with armfuls of more things. These things they dropped on the floor before them. They were also dressed differently: Becky in a pair of pink pants and a pink top, Missy in a blue top and pants.
"We've brought you toothbrushes and toothpaste. And I stole two of Daddy's shirts," Becky held up one of her father's t-shirts against Legolas and just blinked. "Okay, maybe one of mine won't swallow you whole. Also I brought my mud mask for you to try!"
She and Missy held up the entire contents of their makeup bag which was roughly the size of a suitcase that one would take with them, halfway to the other side of the world.
"And of course what sleepover would be complete without a makeover!" Missy giggled. She pulled out a tube of lipstick and began experimenting on the back of her hand. "I think Aragorn would look good in something of the Cocoa family."
"Go put these on," Becky held out the two shirts to Aragorn and Legolas. "It will keep you warm when you sleep. And you don't have to stay in those dirty clothes!"
"We will just sleep in our own clothes so that there will be no hassle when we must depart," Aragorn explained.
"Yeah, okay, whatever. Just remember to wash off the mud mask," Becky said and with that leapt at Aragorn, in her left hand the tub of mud mask clasped tightly.
Aragorn nimbly leapt aside and Becky catapulted into the Christmas tree.
"That was evil, Aragorn son of Arathorn," Becky said as Missy rushed to untangle her cousin from the Christmas tree. "Very evil but, aw shucks, I still love you!"
"Hannon le," Aragorn nodded, even though he had no idea why this girl who he barely knew was professing her love to him.
"Shall we watch a movie?" Missy asked.
"I know! I know!" Becky chimed in. "How about The Return of the King?!"
Aragorn and Legolas exchanged strange looks and Missy bopped Becky on the head with a pillow.
"Stupid cousin!" Missy chided. "Why in the world must you always open your mouth?"
"Because I like talking," Becky said, as if it were the most obvious thing in the world. "Lalalalala."
"We are not alone!" Aragorn leapt to his feet and pulled out his sword. Legolas immediately strung his bow and his shoulders tensed.
"Are these guys paranoid or what?" Missy whispered.
Becky silenced Missy with a wave of her right hand and struggled to hear what was going on. Then she heard the sound of a car pulling into the driveway.
"My parents!" she gasped in horror. "They're back!"
Then she looked at Legolas and Aragorn who had lowered their weapons. "They can't find them here! They'd kill me! They'll think I've finally gone crazy and kidnapped Viggo Mortensen and Orlando Bloom!!"
"Quick! We've gotta get you two out of here!" Missy said. In a flash, she loaded Legolas and Aragorn down with the pillows and stuff they'd brought from downstairs. She and Becky grabbed the food and they ushered Legolas and Aragorn up the stairs.
"RUN! RUN!" Becky urged them, struggling underneath the weight of everything. She heard a key turn in the front lock.
Finally they reached Becky's bedroom and the cousins shoved Aragorn, Legolas, the pillows, blankets, makeup and all the food inside and slammed the door shut.
"Keep quiet!" Becky whispered through the door. "WAIT WAIT WAIT! The Christmas tree! They need the tree to sleep under!"
The cousins again raced down the stairs at full speed, gathered up the Christmas tree and dashed back up the stairs. They had time enough to toss the tree in before the door fully swung open.
And in stepped Becky Greenleaf's parents, laden with packages.
"Becky? Missy?" Becky Greenleaf's father called. "What are you two mischievous children up to?"
"Nothing!" Becky and Missy said at the same time. They crossed their fingers behind their backs.
It was then that Missy noticed they'd left the radio cleaved in two and a pile of arrows in the dustpan in plain view in the kitchen.
And at that moment, Becky Greenleaf's mother decided that she was hungry and headed into the kitchen.
"What the heck happened in here?" her mother said, immediately noticing the radio pieces and the arrows. "Who killed my seven hundred dollar radio? Where did these......arrows come from?"
"Uh-oh," Becky said. "Whoopsie daisy!"
"Um, gotta go! Bye! Important business to attend to! Legolas' poster needs a hug!" Missy grabbed Becky and dragged her back into her bedroom. They firmly locked and bolted the door behind them.
They turned to Legolas and Aragorn who sat together in the middle of the confusion that was otherwise known as Becky Greenleaf's room. There were books and papers everywhere, the blankets, pillows and sheets strung over the computer and they had toppled over the bookcases.
"What in the world happened here?!" Becky exclaimed in horror, gazing at the mess.
"Well it is technically our fault. We did toss them in here with all this stuff," Missy said, folding the blankets and sheets.
"Nah. Don't bother. Leave it exactly as it is!" Becky giggled and plopped down onto a pile of pillows. "We can continue our sleepover right here!"
"BECKY GREENLEAF! WHERE IS THE CHRISTMAS TREE?!" came the angry shout from downstairs.
"Um, upstairs in my room!" Becky called back, wincing a bit.
"I don't believe the two of you!" Becky Greenleaf's mother called. "You murder the radio and then you steal the Christmas tree!"
"Hey! Where are my two Christmas shirts?" Becky Greenleaf's father shouted from down the hall.
"Um, OOPS!" Becky said, smiling sheepishly. She grabbed two chairs and her book bag and propped them up against the door. "Now they can't get in to kill me. MWAHAHHAHA!"
Aragorn and Legolas looked a bit horrified at the idea of being trapped in a room with two girls but when the cousins looked at them, they forced a smile onto their features.
They began surveying their surroundings, looking other means of escaping.
"Legolas! Look, there you are again!" Aragorn pointed to one of Becky's six Lord of the Rings posters, adorning her room. "And there, and there, and there, and there, AND THERE!"
He looked around to find six different Legolas' staring back at him.
"And there you are, Aragorn!" Legolas pointed at The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers, The Three Hunters poster. "And why, there is Gimli! And Gimli is over there too!"
Aragorn went up to the poster and touched it but all he felt was paper.
"That's not Gimli silly," Becky laughed. "Well actually it is. But it's not really him. It's just a poster! Which reminds me......"
Becky went up to each of her posters and gave them a large hug and kiss. "They haven't gotten their hug and kiss for the hour yet."
She gave the Legolas collage poster an extra little kiss. "I love this one. So many Legolas'!!"
"Ooh. I have something for you, Legolas," Becky turned on Legolas with an evil glint in her eyes. "Close those big, beautiful blue eyes!"
"NO!" Legolas immediately responded, backing away from Becky.
"Do it, Legolas. Please. Appease our hostesses," Aragorn said, though he was laughing inwardly.
Legolas gave Aragorn the Evil Elf Eye but closed his eyes. Becky pounced on him, grabbed his hand and slid the other duplicate of Nenya onto Legolas' wedding finger.
"Now we're officially married," Becky said and Legolas' eyes flew open in horror. He glanced down at his left hand and began trying to extract the ring but to no avail.
"Help me please, Aragorn!" He begged, extending his hand to Aragorn who reluctantly tugged on the ring to pull it off.
"It will not come off," Legolas said in despair. He began shaking his hand, hoping that it would fly off by some miracle.
"It's not gonna come off, Leggy," Becky said, grinning. "I put Super Glue in it! Mewahhaha! Now, we're married forever! Quick Missy! Perform the ceremony!"
Missy picked up Becky's copy of The Return of the King and began reciting from a page.
"NO!" Legolas screamed loudly. He began surveying the room again for an escape, noticed Becky's window for the first time and dashed towards it. However he did not realize that it was unopened and he jumped smack dab into the glass. "OUCH!"
Legolas remained squashed against the window then fell over flat on his back and did not move.
"LEGOLAS!" Becky screamed and dropped to her knees at his side. "Come back, i melamin /i!!"
"I'll do anything! Anything!" Becky sobbed into her Elf's tunic. "I'll divorce you! Just come back!!"
Becky took Legolas' left hand and yanked hard on the ring and it came off. "See? See?! Come back!!"
At that moment, Legolas promptly sat up and smiled triumphantly.
"My baby is alive!" Becky hopped onto Legolas, causing him to fall over again. "Hehee. Sorry about that again."
Aragorn laughed loudly and hysterically and leaned back on the computer desk. The movement shook the desk slightly and the computer whirred to life. On the desktop, Legolas' big, blue eyes stared out.
"By the Valar, there you are again, Legolas!" Aragorn said. Everywhere he looked he saw Legolas now, including the real-life one who was staring at him as if he had gone mad.
"Hello? People? Sleepover!!" Becky released Legolas and put on a CD to play. The sound of Enya's 'May it Be' filled the room and Becky began gliding around the room and singing at the top of her lungs.
She leapt onto the bed and began to do the chicken dance. "Come on Leggy. Let's boogie!"
Legolas looked even more horrified and grabbing Aragorn, they retreated to the other corner of Becky's bedroom.
Missy leapt up onto the bed next to Becky and she too begun the chicken dance. "Come on you guys. Join the fun!"
After a few minutes of pleading, Aragorn and Legolas climbed hesitantly onto the bed and began doing the chicken dance too.
"See? Isn't this fun?" Becky asked, attempting to jump and touch the ceiling. "This is so much fun! Having a sleepover with my favorite cousin and my two beautiful Christmas presents!"
"Soon to be joined by Frodo and the rest of the Fellowship," Aragorn reminded.
"Of course, darling! Of course!"
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There it ends. Hope you liked this chapter! Thank you again for the reviews!!!
Èowyn- Thank you for the review! Here's another chapter! Aragorn belongs to J.R.R. Tolkien, dear!!
MoNkEyPeRsOn456-Thank you! Yep you spelt it right! Here's more insaness.
The Real Mcoy-Aww! Thank you so much for all the sweet comments! Of course I'm continuing it...I adore this story!! As for Arrers and Leggy seeing the movie well *gets evil look in eyes* Thankies for the review!
SilverKnight7-Of course I love my Legolas! Thankies for the review! Here's the update!
Dai-Thank you so much for the two reviews! It's the BEST story you've ever read? REALLY?! *wipes tears from eyes* that's so sweet! Well, dear, you can always wish and who know, next Christmas there might be an Elf there! Thankies for emailing me! I love to hear from you guys!
The Counter-I think that you need to seriously find a hobby. Something like collecting marbles or cards or something. And you shouldn't criticize someone unless you try your hand at it. That's why I notice you have no email address in your profile, so that you can leave them a really annoying email/review and no one will really know who you are. I notice you also haven't written a single story. NOTHING AT ALL. Unless you have them somewhere else.....But anyway, hey when I look at my story I see a nice big number of reviews!!
I LOVE LEGOLAS!!-Ooh! Thankies for the review! Next Christmas, I hope you get your elf too!
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