Title: The Fellowship Underneath My Christmas Tree
Author: Becky Greenleaf
Summary: All she wanted for Christmas was an Elf. Just to wake up one morning and find Legolas underneath her Christmas tree, that was her dream. Well, one morning she woke up and there he was. But the slight problem was that it wasn't only him underneath that Christmas tree.....
Rating: PG
Genre: Humour/ Humour
Author's Note: Hello again everyone! Thank you all so much for the sweet reviews with the last chapter and of course, it never fails, to garner a flame from some extremely *evil snicker* smart person. I actually enjoy getting flames. I have fun laughing at them. Don't you? Thank you to all those who write me! I love getting written to! I also love seeing that so many people have me on their favorites lists! I LOVE YOU GUYS!!!! *ahem* Anyway, I'll calm down now. Glad you enjoyed the previous chapter. Hope you like this one!!
Disclaimer: I do not own The Lord of the Rings, I MAKE NO MONEY off this story, I am not related to or claim to know Peter Jackson, J.R.R. Tolkien or any of the actors/actresses of the Lord of the Rings. I am just a humble fan who enjoys writing. However, I do own this story, myself, my house, my Christmas tree and my backyard. :D However, I do not own a seven hundred dollar radio. I wish I did but I do not.
Chapter Six: Two Fangirls, an Elf, A Man and A Hobbit Unleashed
"Mmmmfff. I love pizza," Frodo said, halfway through his fifth slice of greasy, double-cheese pizza. He was seated on the armchair in the living room.
Becky (who had finally woken up) and Missy nodded their accord. However Aragorn and Legolas were currently fighting for the last slice of pizza and were unable to answer.
"Got anymore?" Frodo asked, widening his big eyes. He searched the room, his eyes landing on Aragorn who had Legolas in a chokehold, and the latter was attempting to reach for the piece of pizza in the box.
Frodo dove for it, only to get pushed aside by the fighting Aragorn and Legolas. Aragorn had Legolas by the hair now and Legolas was now the one choking Aragorn.
"THE PIZZA IS MINE!" Aragorn hissed to Legolas.
"NO! IT'S MINE!" Legolas countered back.
"NO!"
"YES!"
"NO!"
"YES!!!"
"NO! It's mine!" Frodo had grabbed the last slice of pizza and devoured it.
Becky and Missy had begun to giggle maniacally in the corner. Legolas and Aragorn had stopped fighting and were glaring at Frodo, a menacing gleam in their eyes.
"Now, now darlings. That's alright now," Becky said, leaping in between the Hobbit and Aragorn and Legolas. "We'll get you some more pizza when we go out to the grocery store."
"The grocery store?" Legolas echoed. "What is the grocery store?"
"It's where all the food is," Missy replied and at this statement Legolas, Aragorn and Frodo all grinned from ear-to-ear. "Plus, the grocery store we go to is located in a mall. There are lots of lovely things in a mall."
"Well? Aren't we going?" Frodo piped up.
"Yes, yes. Pizza," Legolas put in.
"Well, I wasn't planning on bringing them with us," Missy said, pointing at the three inhabitants of Middle-earth who immediately pouted.
"Come on, Missy. It would be good to start introducing them to earth seeing that they will be here FOREVER!" Becky laughed maniacally and fell off the couch. "Ouchie."
"I am not going out there with them dressed like that," Missy said, surveying their clothes. "I mean, when the teenage girls in the grocery see Legolas they're going to go berserk."
"Ooh! I have an idea!" Becky raced up the stairs and she returned a few minutes later, her arms full of clothes.
She dumped the clothes in the middle of the living room and began digging through it. She pulled out one of her father's shirt and a pair of her father's jeans.
"These look like they might fit Aragorn," Becky said, going up to Aragorn and holding the shirt up against him. "Yep. Looks like it should fit."
She handed Aragorn the clothes and pointed him to the downstairs bathroom, ignoring the look of confusion on the Ranger's face.
"Here," Becky said, pulling out a pair of Missy's jeans and a t-shirt also belonging to Missy and handing them to Frodo. "These are the only things I could find that would fit you. OUCH!"
Missy had thwacked Becky over the head with the coffee table lamp which was now broken.
"Must you people destroy everything in my house?!" Becky screamed in horror. She pushed the remains of the lamp underneath the couch and hoped that her mother would not see them.
"As for you, Legolas," Becky said, digging further into the pile. "I believe my jeans from second grade should fit you. Hmm...nope...too big. Let's try a pair of Missy's jeans. Well, it may be a bit short but it'll have to do. You can have one of my shirts."
Becky ushered Frodo and Legolas to the two upstairs bathrooms and the cousins sat down to await their returns.
About ten minutes had passed before Aragorn arrived, dressed in Becky's father's clothes and he looked most confused.
However, Becky and Missy cheered and giggled as they found he looked rather handsome. Kinda like Viggo Mortensen (A\N: cackle cackle.)
"You look gorgeous, Arrers! Just gorgeous!" Missy said, inching closer and closer to him. At that moment, Frodo and Legolas came back.
Frodo looked the exact embodiment of a human child but Legolas looked a bit out of place as his hair hung halfway down his back.
"This'll fix it," Becky came up behind Legolas and stuffed his blond hair up into the cap and then turned it backwards. "Aww!"
"Becky, he looks ridiculous," Missy said. However, she could not get through to her cousin. "What are you doing, Arrers?"
For Aragorn had pulled out the sheath for his sword and was strapping it onto the jeans. He'd already hidden his dagger on his left leg.
"You can't take your sword with you!" Missy declared, going to take Aragorn's sword but Becky stopped her.
"He can just wear a coat," Becky said, taking her father's long duster coat off the coat rack and putting it on Aragorn. She buttoned it up all the way to his neck. "See? Perfect?"
She also distributed long coats between Frodo and Legolas who had put on their weapons, giggling when she buttoned the coat around Legolas' neck.
Missy just rolled her eyes and grabbed her purse off the couch.
"Time to go," Missy announced, heading for the door. Becky grabbed her purse and Legolas' arm and headed for the door. Aragorn and Frodo just shrugged and followed.
The five trooped out of the house and down the sidewalk, looking like a very odd quintet indeed: Missy, in the lead, looking like a Hobbit, only a couple inches taller; Becky, clomping after her, in high-heeled platform slippers, her long, brown hair to her waist; and of course, three very lost- looking members of the population of Middle-earth.
"Aren't we going to drive there?" Becky asked, as they walked past Becky Greenleaf's parents' car. She really wasn't in the mood for walking as her platform shoes i were i four inches high. "Are we really going to WALK there?"
"Do you know how to drive? Do I know how to drive? OF COURSE WE'RE WALKING!" Missy replied.
Suddenly the street became full of activity. An ice-cream van drove by and a huge crowd of little children and some adults and teenagers came running behind it. Becky and Missy dragged Frodo, Legolas and Aragorn out of the way just in time, as the kids nearly trampled them in their rush.
"What is THAT?!" Legolas asked, pointing at the ice-cream van.
"That is an ice-cream van," Missy replied and kept walking as if it were nothing.
"Ice-cream?!" Frodo asked, eyes widening. That was the first thing he'd eaten on his arrival to Becky's house (also the only thing not spiked) and he'd loved it.
The Hobbit immediately gave pursuit of the ice-cream van, and for someone with such short legs, caught up with it very fast. He was soon elbowing aside large adults and many little children.
"He's learning!" Becky said, beginning to cry with joy. She pulled out her handkerchief and dabbed at her eyes, like a proud mother.
"Shouldn't we go after him?" Missy asked, glancing at Becky. "I mean, he doesn't have any money. How's he gonna—"
But it appeared that the driver of the ice-cream van was a female and had a thing for cute, little Hobbits with big, blue eyes. Frodo was now sitting on the steps of the ice-cream van, eating a chocolate-vanilla-strawberry cone and in the other hand, a tutti-frutti pink ice-lolly.
"What is THAT?!" Aragorn asked, simultaneously. He was pointing at a bicycle that someone was riding by on.
"That is our idea of horses. Also known as a bicycle," Becky replied, giggling at the way the cyclist cocked his head and looked at them oddly. She also pointed at her parents' car that was parked outside on the road. "That's also our idea of a horse too. However we call it a car."
"That is a horse?" Legolas asked, eyes widening in shock. He ran over to the car and the hood of it. Almost immediately the car alarm went off.
"STEP AWAY FROM THE VEHICLE!" the car alarm blared. "STEP AWAY FROM THE VEHICLE!"
Legolas gasped in shock and...fainted.
Aragorn unsheathed his sword and waved it menacingly at the car whose alarm kept chirping. At that instant, several doors in the neighborhood flung open, including that of Becky's house. Becky Greenleaf's parents came running out.
"WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING NOW?!" Becky's father exclaimed.
"RUN FOR IT!" Missy screamed and took off, screaming hysterically all the way down the road.
"NAZGÛL!" Becky added, taking off after Missy at top speed. Immediately Frodo and his two ice creams took off after Becky and Missy, and Aragorn, tossing Legolas over his shoulder, chased after them.
They kept running for at least a half-an-hour, Aragorn quickly overtaking Becky and Missy and Legolas having finally recovered from his shock, was not far behind. They only stopped when they were right in front the mall.
"Breathe! Must breathe!" Becky said, gasping for air. She dropped down and sat right on the sidewalk.
"There were no Nazgûl," Aragorn declared, sheathing his sword. "There were only people."
"Yeah...so?!" Becky asked, shrugging. She finally struggled to her feet.
"My ice cream fell," Frodo pouted, pointing over his shoulder. "I dropped it awhile ago."
"Aww...my little snookywookums," Becky pointed, hugging Frodo and attempting to pick him up. "Mommy will get her little snookywooky another ice-cream, okay my little lovely Hobbity."
"Becky! Will you stop with the sickening nicknames?" Missy said, tugging Becky away from Frodo. "You're making the Hobbit sick."
"The...car can talk!" Legolas declared, eyes wide.
"Not quite the car, sweetie. More like the car alarm," Becky pointed out.
"You fainted," Aragorn said, with a snicker and Legolas gave him the evil Elf Eye.
"Come on, kids," Missy said, stepping between Aragorn and Legolas. "We've arrived at the mall."
Becky went in first, holding Legolas, Aragorn and Frodo very tightly.
"This is a mall," Missy said, gesturing around. Then she pointed at the shoppers that walked around them, the majority of them giving them odd looks. "Those are the people who're buying stuff."
"Mommy! Look, he's got cute eyes!" A little girl tugged on her mother's eyes and pointed at Frodo.
"Yes he does," the mother replied, eyeing Aragorn, not Frodo.
"Excuse me, you look a lot like Viggo Mortensen," the woman blurted out, gazing at Aragorn, a fangirl look glazing her eyes.
"Get away! THEY'RE MINE!" Becky said, baring her plastic vampire fangs and making her fingers into claws. The mother and her daughter immediately took off.
"Becky," Missy shook her head and scolded her cousin. "You didn't need to scare them off!"
"HOW DARE THEY?!" Becky hissed, still glaring at the retreating pair. "Pointing at my poor little Frodo. Snookywooky—AWW!"
Missy had hit Becky over the head, thoroughly annoyed with Becky and her nickname talk.
"Come on. Let's go to the grocery store, I'm starving," Missy directed them to the escalator.
"The stairs are moving!" Aragorn pointed out in shock, as they stepped onto it and it led them up to the second floor. "Don't faint again, Legolas."
Legolas glared at Aragorn and knocked him on the head.
They arrived at the doors of the grocery, a few minutes later without an incident.
"Now," Missy said, turning to the four behind her. "All i four i of you had better behave. I will do the shopping, the four of you will do the following. OKAY? And don't steal anything."
"We are honorable people!" Legolas declared, looking hurt. "We would not steal."
"I'm not so sure what you will turn into, when you're surrounding by so much food," Missy muttered, walking into the grocery and keeping a close eye on Becky, Frodo, Legolas and Aragorn.
Unluckily for Missy, the grocery was full of people. The only way you could walk was elbow-to-elbow. Missy took hold of Aragorn's hand and held on tightly. Becky latched onto Legolas and Frodo.
They managed to make it safely to the snack section and soon Becky and Missy were pondering over what type of marshmallows should they buy: fluffy or extra fluffy. Aragorn, Legolas and Frodo were for a second, abandoned.
They had been told to stay put so they did. It was only a matter of time before Legolas noticed the sign hanging from the ceiling stating what was on the aisle. He could easily see all the signs clear across the grocery. And at the other end of the grocery, he noticed the sign read 'Bakery' and it also said 'Pasteries, Cakes and Pizza.'
Legolas tapped Aragorn on the shoulder and pointed at it. Aragorn looked at Becky and Missy, who were still arguing over the kind of marshmallows to buy. Then he glanced at Frodo who was poking at a pack of potato chips.
Aragorn was still a bit sore that Frodo had taken the last piece of pizza. Legolas looked at Aragorn again and they nodded silently. The two immediately took off in the direction of it.
However, they had not noticed Frodo had also been reading the sign and the Hobbit immediately gave pursuit.
It took about ten minutes for Becky and Missy to realize the three inhabitants of Middle-earth were missing. It was Becky who realized it when she put the pack of extra-fluffy marshmallows into the cart.
"By the Valar!" Becky gasped, eyes widening in shock. She looked around quickly but there was no sign of them. "Legolas, Frodo and Aragorn are missing!"
"WHAT?!" Missy said, nearly fainting. She scanned the aisle with her eyes but discovered what the cousins both knew: Legolas, Frodo and Aragorn were missing!
"We have to find them! NOW!" Missy said, grabbing Becky's hand and they immediately began running down the aisles, looking for them. "I don't believe this! What could they be doing?"
Becky was in hysterical tears and could do nothing but ramble on and on. "My babies have run away. And I've tried so hard to provide them with a good home! I fed them, I clothed them AND THEY RUN AWAY!"
Missy rolled her eyes and thwacked Becky over the head with the nearest thing: a can of Pringles.
"Or maybe someone kidnapped them. WHO KIDNAPPED MY BABIES?!" Becky said, immediately stopping crying and her eyes narrowing. "THEY BETTER NOT HURT MY BABIES!"
"Now that's more like it!" Missy said. And with that the two cousins went on their pursuit of the missing members of Middle-earth.
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End of Chapter 6. Don't worry, this little adventure in the grocery store will continue. Thank you so much for the reviews. Your notes are further down the page. But first, let me explain just one thing: I will be leaving the country in a few days and I doubt I will be near a computer, so I won't be able to get the latest chapter up any time before the end of the month. I'm really, really, really sorry but I will try my best to update this Friday because I'm really flattered that people enjoy my stories.
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Author: Becky Greenleaf
Summary: All she wanted for Christmas was an Elf. Just to wake up one morning and find Legolas underneath her Christmas tree, that was her dream. Well, one morning she woke up and there he was. But the slight problem was that it wasn't only him underneath that Christmas tree.....
Rating: PG
Genre: Humour/ Humour
Author's Note: Hello again everyone! Thank you all so much for the sweet reviews with the last chapter and of course, it never fails, to garner a flame from some extremely *evil snicker* smart person. I actually enjoy getting flames. I have fun laughing at them. Don't you? Thank you to all those who write me! I love getting written to! I also love seeing that so many people have me on their favorites lists! I LOVE YOU GUYS!!!! *ahem* Anyway, I'll calm down now. Glad you enjoyed the previous chapter. Hope you like this one!!
Disclaimer: I do not own The Lord of the Rings, I MAKE NO MONEY off this story, I am not related to or claim to know Peter Jackson, J.R.R. Tolkien or any of the actors/actresses of the Lord of the Rings. I am just a humble fan who enjoys writing. However, I do own this story, myself, my house, my Christmas tree and my backyard. :D However, I do not own a seven hundred dollar radio. I wish I did but I do not.
Chapter Six: Two Fangirls, an Elf, A Man and A Hobbit Unleashed
"Mmmmfff. I love pizza," Frodo said, halfway through his fifth slice of greasy, double-cheese pizza. He was seated on the armchair in the living room.
Becky (who had finally woken up) and Missy nodded their accord. However Aragorn and Legolas were currently fighting for the last slice of pizza and were unable to answer.
"Got anymore?" Frodo asked, widening his big eyes. He searched the room, his eyes landing on Aragorn who had Legolas in a chokehold, and the latter was attempting to reach for the piece of pizza in the box.
Frodo dove for it, only to get pushed aside by the fighting Aragorn and Legolas. Aragorn had Legolas by the hair now and Legolas was now the one choking Aragorn.
"THE PIZZA IS MINE!" Aragorn hissed to Legolas.
"NO! IT'S MINE!" Legolas countered back.
"NO!"
"YES!"
"NO!"
"YES!!!"
"NO! It's mine!" Frodo had grabbed the last slice of pizza and devoured it.
Becky and Missy had begun to giggle maniacally in the corner. Legolas and Aragorn had stopped fighting and were glaring at Frodo, a menacing gleam in their eyes.
"Now, now darlings. That's alright now," Becky said, leaping in between the Hobbit and Aragorn and Legolas. "We'll get you some more pizza when we go out to the grocery store."
"The grocery store?" Legolas echoed. "What is the grocery store?"
"It's where all the food is," Missy replied and at this statement Legolas, Aragorn and Frodo all grinned from ear-to-ear. "Plus, the grocery store we go to is located in a mall. There are lots of lovely things in a mall."
"Well? Aren't we going?" Frodo piped up.
"Yes, yes. Pizza," Legolas put in.
"Well, I wasn't planning on bringing them with us," Missy said, pointing at the three inhabitants of Middle-earth who immediately pouted.
"Come on, Missy. It would be good to start introducing them to earth seeing that they will be here FOREVER!" Becky laughed maniacally and fell off the couch. "Ouchie."
"I am not going out there with them dressed like that," Missy said, surveying their clothes. "I mean, when the teenage girls in the grocery see Legolas they're going to go berserk."
"Ooh! I have an idea!" Becky raced up the stairs and she returned a few minutes later, her arms full of clothes.
She dumped the clothes in the middle of the living room and began digging through it. She pulled out one of her father's shirt and a pair of her father's jeans.
"These look like they might fit Aragorn," Becky said, going up to Aragorn and holding the shirt up against him. "Yep. Looks like it should fit."
She handed Aragorn the clothes and pointed him to the downstairs bathroom, ignoring the look of confusion on the Ranger's face.
"Here," Becky said, pulling out a pair of Missy's jeans and a t-shirt also belonging to Missy and handing them to Frodo. "These are the only things I could find that would fit you. OUCH!"
Missy had thwacked Becky over the head with the coffee table lamp which was now broken.
"Must you people destroy everything in my house?!" Becky screamed in horror. She pushed the remains of the lamp underneath the couch and hoped that her mother would not see them.
"As for you, Legolas," Becky said, digging further into the pile. "I believe my jeans from second grade should fit you. Hmm...nope...too big. Let's try a pair of Missy's jeans. Well, it may be a bit short but it'll have to do. You can have one of my shirts."
Becky ushered Frodo and Legolas to the two upstairs bathrooms and the cousins sat down to await their returns.
About ten minutes had passed before Aragorn arrived, dressed in Becky's father's clothes and he looked most confused.
However, Becky and Missy cheered and giggled as they found he looked rather handsome. Kinda like Viggo Mortensen (A\N: cackle cackle.)
"You look gorgeous, Arrers! Just gorgeous!" Missy said, inching closer and closer to him. At that moment, Frodo and Legolas came back.
Frodo looked the exact embodiment of a human child but Legolas looked a bit out of place as his hair hung halfway down his back.
"This'll fix it," Becky came up behind Legolas and stuffed his blond hair up into the cap and then turned it backwards. "Aww!"
"Becky, he looks ridiculous," Missy said. However, she could not get through to her cousin. "What are you doing, Arrers?"
For Aragorn had pulled out the sheath for his sword and was strapping it onto the jeans. He'd already hidden his dagger on his left leg.
"You can't take your sword with you!" Missy declared, going to take Aragorn's sword but Becky stopped her.
"He can just wear a coat," Becky said, taking her father's long duster coat off the coat rack and putting it on Aragorn. She buttoned it up all the way to his neck. "See? Perfect?"
She also distributed long coats between Frodo and Legolas who had put on their weapons, giggling when she buttoned the coat around Legolas' neck.
Missy just rolled her eyes and grabbed her purse off the couch.
"Time to go," Missy announced, heading for the door. Becky grabbed her purse and Legolas' arm and headed for the door. Aragorn and Frodo just shrugged and followed.
The five trooped out of the house and down the sidewalk, looking like a very odd quintet indeed: Missy, in the lead, looking like a Hobbit, only a couple inches taller; Becky, clomping after her, in high-heeled platform slippers, her long, brown hair to her waist; and of course, three very lost- looking members of the population of Middle-earth.
"Aren't we going to drive there?" Becky asked, as they walked past Becky Greenleaf's parents' car. She really wasn't in the mood for walking as her platform shoes i were i four inches high. "Are we really going to WALK there?"
"Do you know how to drive? Do I know how to drive? OF COURSE WE'RE WALKING!" Missy replied.
Suddenly the street became full of activity. An ice-cream van drove by and a huge crowd of little children and some adults and teenagers came running behind it. Becky and Missy dragged Frodo, Legolas and Aragorn out of the way just in time, as the kids nearly trampled them in their rush.
"What is THAT?!" Legolas asked, pointing at the ice-cream van.
"That is an ice-cream van," Missy replied and kept walking as if it were nothing.
"Ice-cream?!" Frodo asked, eyes widening. That was the first thing he'd eaten on his arrival to Becky's house (also the only thing not spiked) and he'd loved it.
The Hobbit immediately gave pursuit of the ice-cream van, and for someone with such short legs, caught up with it very fast. He was soon elbowing aside large adults and many little children.
"He's learning!" Becky said, beginning to cry with joy. She pulled out her handkerchief and dabbed at her eyes, like a proud mother.
"Shouldn't we go after him?" Missy asked, glancing at Becky. "I mean, he doesn't have any money. How's he gonna—"
But it appeared that the driver of the ice-cream van was a female and had a thing for cute, little Hobbits with big, blue eyes. Frodo was now sitting on the steps of the ice-cream van, eating a chocolate-vanilla-strawberry cone and in the other hand, a tutti-frutti pink ice-lolly.
"What is THAT?!" Aragorn asked, simultaneously. He was pointing at a bicycle that someone was riding by on.
"That is our idea of horses. Also known as a bicycle," Becky replied, giggling at the way the cyclist cocked his head and looked at them oddly. She also pointed at her parents' car that was parked outside on the road. "That's also our idea of a horse too. However we call it a car."
"That is a horse?" Legolas asked, eyes widening in shock. He ran over to the car and the hood of it. Almost immediately the car alarm went off.
"STEP AWAY FROM THE VEHICLE!" the car alarm blared. "STEP AWAY FROM THE VEHICLE!"
Legolas gasped in shock and...fainted.
Aragorn unsheathed his sword and waved it menacingly at the car whose alarm kept chirping. At that instant, several doors in the neighborhood flung open, including that of Becky's house. Becky Greenleaf's parents came running out.
"WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING NOW?!" Becky's father exclaimed.
"RUN FOR IT!" Missy screamed and took off, screaming hysterically all the way down the road.
"NAZGÛL!" Becky added, taking off after Missy at top speed. Immediately Frodo and his two ice creams took off after Becky and Missy, and Aragorn, tossing Legolas over his shoulder, chased after them.
They kept running for at least a half-an-hour, Aragorn quickly overtaking Becky and Missy and Legolas having finally recovered from his shock, was not far behind. They only stopped when they were right in front the mall.
"Breathe! Must breathe!" Becky said, gasping for air. She dropped down and sat right on the sidewalk.
"There were no Nazgûl," Aragorn declared, sheathing his sword. "There were only people."
"Yeah...so?!" Becky asked, shrugging. She finally struggled to her feet.
"My ice cream fell," Frodo pouted, pointing over his shoulder. "I dropped it awhile ago."
"Aww...my little snookywookums," Becky pointed, hugging Frodo and attempting to pick him up. "Mommy will get her little snookywooky another ice-cream, okay my little lovely Hobbity."
"Becky! Will you stop with the sickening nicknames?" Missy said, tugging Becky away from Frodo. "You're making the Hobbit sick."
"The...car can talk!" Legolas declared, eyes wide.
"Not quite the car, sweetie. More like the car alarm," Becky pointed out.
"You fainted," Aragorn said, with a snicker and Legolas gave him the evil Elf Eye.
"Come on, kids," Missy said, stepping between Aragorn and Legolas. "We've arrived at the mall."
Becky went in first, holding Legolas, Aragorn and Frodo very tightly.
"This is a mall," Missy said, gesturing around. Then she pointed at the shoppers that walked around them, the majority of them giving them odd looks. "Those are the people who're buying stuff."
"Mommy! Look, he's got cute eyes!" A little girl tugged on her mother's eyes and pointed at Frodo.
"Yes he does," the mother replied, eyeing Aragorn, not Frodo.
"Excuse me, you look a lot like Viggo Mortensen," the woman blurted out, gazing at Aragorn, a fangirl look glazing her eyes.
"Get away! THEY'RE MINE!" Becky said, baring her plastic vampire fangs and making her fingers into claws. The mother and her daughter immediately took off.
"Becky," Missy shook her head and scolded her cousin. "You didn't need to scare them off!"
"HOW DARE THEY?!" Becky hissed, still glaring at the retreating pair. "Pointing at my poor little Frodo. Snookywooky—AWW!"
Missy had hit Becky over the head, thoroughly annoyed with Becky and her nickname talk.
"Come on. Let's go to the grocery store, I'm starving," Missy directed them to the escalator.
"The stairs are moving!" Aragorn pointed out in shock, as they stepped onto it and it led them up to the second floor. "Don't faint again, Legolas."
Legolas glared at Aragorn and knocked him on the head.
They arrived at the doors of the grocery, a few minutes later without an incident.
"Now," Missy said, turning to the four behind her. "All i four i of you had better behave. I will do the shopping, the four of you will do the following. OKAY? And don't steal anything."
"We are honorable people!" Legolas declared, looking hurt. "We would not steal."
"I'm not so sure what you will turn into, when you're surrounding by so much food," Missy muttered, walking into the grocery and keeping a close eye on Becky, Frodo, Legolas and Aragorn.
Unluckily for Missy, the grocery was full of people. The only way you could walk was elbow-to-elbow. Missy took hold of Aragorn's hand and held on tightly. Becky latched onto Legolas and Frodo.
They managed to make it safely to the snack section and soon Becky and Missy were pondering over what type of marshmallows should they buy: fluffy or extra fluffy. Aragorn, Legolas and Frodo were for a second, abandoned.
They had been told to stay put so they did. It was only a matter of time before Legolas noticed the sign hanging from the ceiling stating what was on the aisle. He could easily see all the signs clear across the grocery. And at the other end of the grocery, he noticed the sign read 'Bakery' and it also said 'Pasteries, Cakes and Pizza.'
Legolas tapped Aragorn on the shoulder and pointed at it. Aragorn looked at Becky and Missy, who were still arguing over the kind of marshmallows to buy. Then he glanced at Frodo who was poking at a pack of potato chips.
Aragorn was still a bit sore that Frodo had taken the last piece of pizza. Legolas looked at Aragorn again and they nodded silently. The two immediately took off in the direction of it.
However, they had not noticed Frodo had also been reading the sign and the Hobbit immediately gave pursuit.
It took about ten minutes for Becky and Missy to realize the three inhabitants of Middle-earth were missing. It was Becky who realized it when she put the pack of extra-fluffy marshmallows into the cart.
"By the Valar!" Becky gasped, eyes widening in shock. She looked around quickly but there was no sign of them. "Legolas, Frodo and Aragorn are missing!"
"WHAT?!" Missy said, nearly fainting. She scanned the aisle with her eyes but discovered what the cousins both knew: Legolas, Frodo and Aragorn were missing!
"We have to find them! NOW!" Missy said, grabbing Becky's hand and they immediately began running down the aisles, looking for them. "I don't believe this! What could they be doing?"
Becky was in hysterical tears and could do nothing but ramble on and on. "My babies have run away. And I've tried so hard to provide them with a good home! I fed them, I clothed them AND THEY RUN AWAY!"
Missy rolled her eyes and thwacked Becky over the head with the nearest thing: a can of Pringles.
"Or maybe someone kidnapped them. WHO KIDNAPPED MY BABIES?!" Becky said, immediately stopping crying and her eyes narrowing. "THEY BETTER NOT HURT MY BABIES!"
"Now that's more like it!" Missy said. And with that the two cousins went on their pursuit of the missing members of Middle-earth.
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End of Chapter 6. Don't worry, this little adventure in the grocery store will continue. Thank you so much for the reviews. Your notes are further down the page. But first, let me explain just one thing: I will be leaving the country in a few days and I doubt I will be near a computer, so I won't be able to get the latest chapter up any time before the end of the month. I'm really, really, really sorry but I will try my best to update this Friday because I'm really flattered that people enjoy my stories.
Review Notes:
Yahiko-He has not the slightest clue does he? Thank you for the review!!
Sparrow Greenleaf-*giggle* I know I'm insane. It's almost every Legolas or LOTR fangirl dream come true isn't it? Here's the update! Thank you for the review!!
sinalco77- *is silent and having a serious inner struggle not to say anything* Oh hell, you spelled Tolkien wrong. For someone who can label someone else as 'another drooling Legolas fangirl', you don't seem to be that much of a fan of the great J.R.R. Tolkien as you can't even spell his name. But hey, I get to see a review!!
lessien-Hmm...well where I live, we call it a cotton tree. Thank you so much for the review! I KNOW my Legolas poster looks at me. :D
Cotume-the-Strange: You've got fangirl sisters?! Wish I was that lucky...don't even have sisters. ROTK was great, I've seen it three times and counting. Yeah...that cute little circlet *giggles* thank you for the review!!
THECheeseTurkey-Thank you so much for the two reviews! Glad you loved the story so much!
Nevtaserre-Thank you ever so much! Here's more! Thankies for the review!!
Cyberchick-Thank you! Here is more!
GreenCat3-Thank you for the review! Well we can't just exclude Boromir out of the fun just cuz he's dead. And of course, it's my story so I can have lots of fun with it!
orlandofan13-Hello! OF COURSE that's my real last name ;) thank you for the review! That's a good suggestion. If I decide to do a Boromir chapter, I'll definitely use your title and CREDIT YOU LOTS!
Pippinfan25-THANK YOU FOR THE REVIEWS!!! Of course, Pippin will show up very, very soon! Yep, I know I'm crazy and it's a lovely compliment. I wanna brush Legolas' hair like a Barbie doll!
IceRogue-THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR REVIEWING! You've arrived!!