Title: The Fellowship Underneath My Christmas Tree
Author: Becky Greenleaf
Summary: All she wanted for Christmas was an Elf. Just to wake up one morning and find Legolas underneath her Christmas tree, that was her dream. Well, one morning she woke up and there he was. But the slight problem was that it wasn't only him underneath that Christmas tree.....
Rating: PG
Genre: Humour/ Humour
Author's Note: Hello again everyone! Thank you all so much for the sweet reviews with the last chapter! I'm really sorry that I haven't updated in so long, it's just that I've been extremely busy with schoolwork, exams and projects and stuff. I'm also starting to build my Lord of the Rings website so I really HAVE NO TIME. But I keep seeing my inbox filling up with lots of reviews and letters so here I am. Hope you enjoy this chapter. Also no offense to us fangirls. But you know there are the BAD fangirls and then there are us, GOOD fangirls.
Also, I have seen the Oscars and LOTR WON ALL ELEVEN!!!!! WWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! I cried when I heard the news, I was just so happy and so proud of them. They deserved all eleven.
Disclaimer: I do not own The Lord of the Rings, I MAKE NO MONEY off this story, I am not related to or claim to know Peter Jackson, J.R.R. Tolkien or any of the actors/actresses of the Lord of the Rings. I am just a humble fan who enjoys writing. However, I do own this story, myself, my house, my Christmas tree and my backyard. :D However, I do not own a seven hundred dollar radio. I wish I did but I do not.
Chapter Seven: Hobbit Cleanup in Aisle Twelve
When we last left the fangirls, they were in the grocery store, frantically looking for the visiting inhabitants of Middle-earth who had run off in search of the almighty pizza.
"I swear, whoever kidnapped my babies is gonna get it!" Becky threatened, brandishing a broom she'd stolen from one of the guys who had been cleaning up the aisles.
Missy rolled her eyes and thwacked her cousin over the head with the same broom she'd been holding. "Come on, you. Standing up here wondering where they are is not going to help us."
Becky didn't say anything, she just grabbed Missy's hand and began towing her up and down the aisles.
"If I were a Hobbit, Elf and a Man where would I go?" Missy said, pondering as she allowed Becky to drag her up and down the aisles.
"All workers report to Aisle Twelve RIGHT NOW. Clean up on Aisle Twelve: Bakery; Pastries, Cakes, Pizza. I repeat all workers report to Aisle Twelve," The voice came loud and clear over the PA System. "THERE IS A MASSIVE INCIDENT IN AISLE TWELVE! REPORT NOW."
There was a loud crackle as the PA System went on and then suddenly it came back on. "SECURITY! REPORT TO AISLE TWELVE!"
Immediately all the workers, even those working the cash registers abandoned their posts and hurried to Aisle Twelve. All the customers who'd been busy shopping and standing in line, followed and pretty soon all of the grocery was crowded around Aisle Twelve, hoping to catch a glimpse of what was going on. Security hurried by Becky and Missy and they pushed their way though the eager crowd.
Of course, Becky's curiosity got the better of her and grabbing Missy's elbow, they hurried over, pushing their way though the crowd and soon they found themselves in the middle of Aisle Twelve: The Bakery.
The sight that greeted them was beyond shocking. Missy gasped and nearly fell over. Becky screamed with delight and clapped her hands together.
For starters, the aisle was a complete mess, all the items from the previous aisle (Aisle 11: Cosmetics for all those concerned) and the aisle on the other side of it (Aisle 12: Household Cleaners) were strewn across the floor of Aisle Twelve. Therefore, making Becky and Missy knee-deep in blush, lipstick and a sea of Clorox.
"Ooh. 'Very Berry'. I like this colour," Becky said, scooping up a box of lipstick that floated by on the sea of Clorox. She opened it and began applying the colour to her lips. "Ooh. Very nice."
However, the fact that they were knee-deep in Clorox was not the most shocking. It was the fact that Becky's 'lost babies' were standing at the far end of the aisle, eating pizza. Also the fact that they were holding off security with their weapons.
Legolas and Aragorn were standing back to back, Frodo hidden behind them, the only thing visible of him were his big feet. Legolas and Aragorn were holding their weapons with one hand and in the other, they were eating slices of Pizza.
The Bakery, was another total mess. The shelves had been completely cleared of pizza and many other pastries. All the decorations that had been hung about the bakery were now floating by in the Clorox. Behind the counters, the frightened serving ladies were huddled together and as soon as Frodo gestured they slid across trays of pizza, straight from the oven.
As soon as the security guards got too close, Aragorn flashed his sword, doing his cool hand trick from The Two Towers (A/N: Remember from TTT: the movie, the part with Haleth?) and Legolas kept stringing his arrow with lightning-fast movements and somehow managing to keep his pizza in hand, thus frightening the hair off the guards.
"LEGOLAS! I THOUGHT I TAUGHT YOU BETTER THAN THAT!" Becky yelled loudly, causing the guards, the crowd and the inhabitants of Middle-earth to jump and turn in shock.
"Didn't I tell you to make sure your weapons were hidden? What did I tell you about paying for your food before you took it?" Becky stomped over to Aragorn, Legolas and Frodo, pushing aside the security guards. She grabbed Legolas by his pointed ear and she grabbed Aragorn by his hair and she dragged them over to Missy. Frodo quietly followed, thanking the Valar that Becky had only two hands.
"Exactly what did they do?" Missy, the voice of reason, asked the security guards.
"Isn't it obvious?" one of them gestured to the whole aisle. "They came running in here and toppled over all these things and then they steal from the Bakery. And when we tell them give it back, they pull out their weapons!!"
"Now Missy what should we do with these bad children?" Becky said and before her cousin could answer, Becky flung her arms around Legolas, Aragorn and Frodo and she burst into floods of tears.
"My babies. I thought you were hurt. I thought somebody kidnapped you. I thought you ran away. Why did you run away from Mommy?" Becky asked, burying her face in Legolas' long blond hair. "Mommy was so worried and so was Aunty Missy. Weren't you worried, Aunty Missy?"
Missy could not reply. She just flung her arms around Aragorn's waist and buried her face in his chest (since that was as high as she could reach. MEWAHAHAHA *gets thwacked over head by Missy*).
"Aww," the crowd, the security guards and the poor women who had been serving in the Bakery said altogether and they sighed. "Isn't it cute?"
"SECURITY! SECURITY! WE HAVE THE ACCOMPLICES IN SIGHT!" The PA System blared loudly. "They're headed towards Aisle Ten!"
"Accomplices?" Becky turned on Aragorn, eyes narrowed. "I hope they're off suitable behavior."
"There were no accomplices," Legolas said, lifting an eyebrow and looking at Aragorn who looked just as confused.
"RUN PIPPIN RUN!!" a very familiar voice shouted loudly, over in Aisle Ten. Becky squealed with delight and Missy gasped in shock. Legolas, Aragorn and Frodo smiled from ear-to-ear.
"OH NO! RUN! RUN!" another familiar voice yelled.
"NO! NOT THAT DIRECTION PIPPIN! THE OTHER ONE!" the first voice shouted again.
They heard the sound of running feet up and down in the aisles. Out of the midst of the crowd, ran not one, not two BUT THREE Hobbits. They ran as fast as their big feet could and in their wake came several burly security guards.
Of course, those three Hobbits were Sam, Merry and Pippin.
"SAM! MERRY! PIPPIN!" Frodo cried, jumping up and down with excitement. The Hobbits' heads flew up and when their eyes met Frodo's, they nearly cried with joy.
"Aww," Becky said, clasping her hands to her cheeks. "My sweeties!"
Aragorn and Legolas swallowed their last bites of pizzas and ran to the defense of the Hobbits. Aragorn grabbed the Hobbits and towed them to the safety of Becky and Missy's arms. He quickly rejoined Legolas who had taken up protective stance at the top of the aisle. The latter had his bow ready and Aragorn waved his sword again.
"OHMYGOD! IT'S ARAGORN AND LEGOLAS!" the squeals went up around the crowd and to Becky's dismay, the grocery was half-full of teenage girls and their mothers who were attempting to revert back to their childhood days. Missy was surprised that her cousin had failed to notice the bright pink teenagers as her cousin could usually tell who the fangirls were in at least a fifty-mile radius.
Those teenage girls immediately began a stampede, their mothers bringing up the rear. They headed towards Aragorn and Legolas, who seeing this utter stampede of women shouting for pieces of their clothing and *ahem* various other things, retreated to the safety of Becky and Missy.
"Isn't that how those two usually act?" Legolas whispered to Aragorn though at the same time, hiding behind him.
"Of course," Aragorn replied. "They're all from the same weird family. The Fangirl Family."
"Honestly. Ranger of the North and Prince of Mirkwood you are," Becky rolled her eyes. She grabbed Aragorn's sword from him and Missy grabbed Legolas' daggers and they advanced on the fangirls.
"NYS! NYS! I am a servant of the Secret Fire, wielder of the flame of Anor! The dark fire will not avail you, flame of Udûn! Go back to the Shadow!! YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!" Becky said, waving the sword and jabbing it into the crowd, randomly. "Hwandi no'a llie huanea!"
The BAD fangirls immediately stopped in their tracks. They looked at each other in confusion and began whispering to each other. Their mothers looked equally as clueless.
However, Legolas and Aragorn began to laugh hysterically.
"Oh my God. What did she, like, say?" a blond one whispered to a redhead.
"Like, I don't know. Like, it was something about a fire. Oh my GOSH. I hope it's not here," the redhead replied. "Like, I just had my hair done and my nails done and the fire will melt the plastic."
"Like omygosh. Like, eww. I had my hair done too," a brunette put in. "I like, think she was talking Elvish. Like, I didn't know any one could talk Elvish."
Missy swirled Legolas' daggers menacingly. "Yes there is a fire! It just burned down the whole cosmetic floor of the mall!"
The fangirls and their mothers both gasped in horror and promptly fainted.
Becky rolled her eyes in disgust. She tossed Aragorn's sword back at him and went over to the four Hobbits who were hugging tightly.
"Hello, babies. Come to Mommy," Becky flung open her arms and the Hobbits ran to her. "Aww...I feel so loved."
"Exactly what's in this for us?" Pippin whispered to Merry over Becky's shoulder.
"Pizza. And lots of it," Frodo put in.
"Aha," Sam replied. "But Mr. Frodo what is pizza?"
"You will soon find out, my sweeties," Becky said, finally letting the Hobbits go. "But I think right now we should run."
Because while they had been holding up the fangirls and having a joyous reunion, more security had moved into the grocery. Becky inched closer to Legolas and Aragorn till she was underneath their arms.
"I think we should run," Becky whispered into Legolas' pointed ear. "Very, very fast."
"I agree," Aragorn whispered, pulling the Hobbits close to him. "On the count of three. One...two...three!"
Aragorn, Legolas, Becky, Missy and the four Hobbits took off, spreading out in eight different directions, all trying their best to get out of the mall.
***
They don't know how they did it but soon they all found themselves back at Becky's house, locked upstairs in her bedroom.
"Hungry...must have food..." Pippin keeled over flat onto Becky's bed.
"Hey, Legolas, that looks just like you!" Sam said, gazing at the posters on the wall. "In fact there are seven of you."
This time Legolas just sighed and did not bother to reply.
"Ooh...don't stand my darling children. Sit, sit," Becky said, gesturing to them all to sit. It was a bit of a tight squeeze with all eight of them but the Hobbits were very small. They took seats on the bed, Legolas and Aragorn sat on the computer chair and Becky and Missy sat on the floor.
Becky pulled a box of chocolate out from underneath her bed and began passing it around. Pippin immediately grabbed it and crammed four in his mouth.
"Pippin!" Merry scolded but he took three himself.
"It's alright, Merry dear," Becky said. "My little Hobbit has to grow up to be big and strong so he can fight anything in the world to defend his Mommy."
Missy rolled her eyes and pulled the rug out from underneath Becky, causing her to fall flat on her face.
"I don't believe they have been properly introduced to 'Mummy' yet," Missy said. She stuck out her hand to the three Hobbits. "I'm Missy."
She gestured at Becky who was still face down on the carpet, admiring the swirls in her purple carpet and for now, she had shut up. (FINALLY!!)
"That is my cousin, Becky Greenleaf," Missy introduced and at this, Becky lifted her head and waved but immediately went back to poking at the swirls in the carpet.
"GREENLEAF?!" Sam, Merry and Pippin repeated. "I wonder-"
"OF COURSE SHE'S NOT!!" Legolas immediately said before they could complete their sentence. "She's of absolutely no relation to me whatsoever."
"At least not right now," Becky said, nodding. "One day you WILL MARRY ME LEGOLAS."
"Anyway," Missy said, cutting off Becky and turning to the three Hobbits. "How long have you been here on Earth?"
"Well, I've been looking for Mr. Frodo the past couple of weeks," Sam spoke up. "We had been at the gates of Mordor when he just disappeared. That skulking Gollum did too. So after Mr. Frodo disappeared, I looked for him for about two days and then I fell asleep. And then I woke up in the grocery store."
"Well," Pippin said in his cute accent. "Merry and I were talking to Treebeard and then...we were here. Well not here in the...grocery store."
"Were you wearing bows?" Becky asked, lifting her eyebrows and getting to her feet. She began walking in circles around the three Hobbits. "Did you have on ribbons of any sort?"
"Actually, yes," Merry replied and at that the Hobbits pulled out red ribbons and bows from their pockets.
Becky pouted. "But I wanted to pull them off. I OWN YOU!!"
"No you don't," Missy put in. "J.R.R. Tolkien does. Sorry honey."
"Ooh...wait. What did you say to those BAD fangirls?" Missy asked Becky who just shrugged.
"How am I supposed to know? I just said whatever came to mind," Becky said.
"You told them 'Fungus onto your dogs'," Legolas explained and then burst into laughter.
"Oh...whoops," Becky blushed. "But then they were BAD fangirls. They deserved to be frightened."
"I'm hungry," this time it was Merry who said it. "FEED ME, MOMMY."
"Aww! He called me mommy. My sugar needs to be fed," Becky said, patting Merry on the head. "Don't worry. Mommy will get her baby food."
And with that Becky disappeared down the stairs, into the kitchen in search of food. (Luckily Becky's mother had done the shopping and had come back talking about the oddest incident that had happened in the grocery: strange men had robbed the bakery of all their pizza.)
"How much do I owe you now, Merry?" Missy said, turning to the Hobbit and pulling out her wallet.
"Six carrots will do," Merry replied, holding out his hands.
"Erm...you might have to wait. I haven't got six carrots," Missy said, digging through her walled. "Will six dollars do?"
"I suppose," Merry shrugged and accepted the six dollars from Missy. "I suppose I can buy myself some Becky-repellent now."
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Review Notes:
Kat L-Hi! Thank you so much for the sweet review! Glad you and your friends liked it! I wish it could be long too but eeeekk...I think the inhabitants of Middle-earth would have run away by then :D Here's the update!! Hope you come back soon!!
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Author: Becky Greenleaf
Summary: All she wanted for Christmas was an Elf. Just to wake up one morning and find Legolas underneath her Christmas tree, that was her dream. Well, one morning she woke up and there he was. But the slight problem was that it wasn't only him underneath that Christmas tree.....
Rating: PG
Genre: Humour/ Humour
Author's Note: Hello again everyone! Thank you all so much for the sweet reviews with the last chapter! I'm really sorry that I haven't updated in so long, it's just that I've been extremely busy with schoolwork, exams and projects and stuff. I'm also starting to build my Lord of the Rings website so I really HAVE NO TIME. But I keep seeing my inbox filling up with lots of reviews and letters so here I am. Hope you enjoy this chapter. Also no offense to us fangirls. But you know there are the BAD fangirls and then there are us, GOOD fangirls.
Also, I have seen the Oscars and LOTR WON ALL ELEVEN!!!!! WWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! I cried when I heard the news, I was just so happy and so proud of them. They deserved all eleven.
Disclaimer: I do not own The Lord of the Rings, I MAKE NO MONEY off this story, I am not related to or claim to know Peter Jackson, J.R.R. Tolkien or any of the actors/actresses of the Lord of the Rings. I am just a humble fan who enjoys writing. However, I do own this story, myself, my house, my Christmas tree and my backyard. :D However, I do not own a seven hundred dollar radio. I wish I did but I do not.
Chapter Seven: Hobbit Cleanup in Aisle Twelve
When we last left the fangirls, they were in the grocery store, frantically looking for the visiting inhabitants of Middle-earth who had run off in search of the almighty pizza.
"I swear, whoever kidnapped my babies is gonna get it!" Becky threatened, brandishing a broom she'd stolen from one of the guys who had been cleaning up the aisles.
Missy rolled her eyes and thwacked her cousin over the head with the same broom she'd been holding. "Come on, you. Standing up here wondering where they are is not going to help us."
Becky didn't say anything, she just grabbed Missy's hand and began towing her up and down the aisles.
"If I were a Hobbit, Elf and a Man where would I go?" Missy said, pondering as she allowed Becky to drag her up and down the aisles.
"All workers report to Aisle Twelve RIGHT NOW. Clean up on Aisle Twelve: Bakery; Pastries, Cakes, Pizza. I repeat all workers report to Aisle Twelve," The voice came loud and clear over the PA System. "THERE IS A MASSIVE INCIDENT IN AISLE TWELVE! REPORT NOW."
There was a loud crackle as the PA System went on and then suddenly it came back on. "SECURITY! REPORT TO AISLE TWELVE!"
Immediately all the workers, even those working the cash registers abandoned their posts and hurried to Aisle Twelve. All the customers who'd been busy shopping and standing in line, followed and pretty soon all of the grocery was crowded around Aisle Twelve, hoping to catch a glimpse of what was going on. Security hurried by Becky and Missy and they pushed their way though the eager crowd.
Of course, Becky's curiosity got the better of her and grabbing Missy's elbow, they hurried over, pushing their way though the crowd and soon they found themselves in the middle of Aisle Twelve: The Bakery.
The sight that greeted them was beyond shocking. Missy gasped and nearly fell over. Becky screamed with delight and clapped her hands together.
For starters, the aisle was a complete mess, all the items from the previous aisle (Aisle 11: Cosmetics for all those concerned) and the aisle on the other side of it (Aisle 12: Household Cleaners) were strewn across the floor of Aisle Twelve. Therefore, making Becky and Missy knee-deep in blush, lipstick and a sea of Clorox.
"Ooh. 'Very Berry'. I like this colour," Becky said, scooping up a box of lipstick that floated by on the sea of Clorox. She opened it and began applying the colour to her lips. "Ooh. Very nice."
However, the fact that they were knee-deep in Clorox was not the most shocking. It was the fact that Becky's 'lost babies' were standing at the far end of the aisle, eating pizza. Also the fact that they were holding off security with their weapons.
Legolas and Aragorn were standing back to back, Frodo hidden behind them, the only thing visible of him were his big feet. Legolas and Aragorn were holding their weapons with one hand and in the other, they were eating slices of Pizza.
The Bakery, was another total mess. The shelves had been completely cleared of pizza and many other pastries. All the decorations that had been hung about the bakery were now floating by in the Clorox. Behind the counters, the frightened serving ladies were huddled together and as soon as Frodo gestured they slid across trays of pizza, straight from the oven.
As soon as the security guards got too close, Aragorn flashed his sword, doing his cool hand trick from The Two Towers (A/N: Remember from TTT: the movie, the part with Haleth?) and Legolas kept stringing his arrow with lightning-fast movements and somehow managing to keep his pizza in hand, thus frightening the hair off the guards.
"LEGOLAS! I THOUGHT I TAUGHT YOU BETTER THAN THAT!" Becky yelled loudly, causing the guards, the crowd and the inhabitants of Middle-earth to jump and turn in shock.
"Didn't I tell you to make sure your weapons were hidden? What did I tell you about paying for your food before you took it?" Becky stomped over to Aragorn, Legolas and Frodo, pushing aside the security guards. She grabbed Legolas by his pointed ear and she grabbed Aragorn by his hair and she dragged them over to Missy. Frodo quietly followed, thanking the Valar that Becky had only two hands.
"Exactly what did they do?" Missy, the voice of reason, asked the security guards.
"Isn't it obvious?" one of them gestured to the whole aisle. "They came running in here and toppled over all these things and then they steal from the Bakery. And when we tell them give it back, they pull out their weapons!!"
"Now Missy what should we do with these bad children?" Becky said and before her cousin could answer, Becky flung her arms around Legolas, Aragorn and Frodo and she burst into floods of tears.
"My babies. I thought you were hurt. I thought somebody kidnapped you. I thought you ran away. Why did you run away from Mommy?" Becky asked, burying her face in Legolas' long blond hair. "Mommy was so worried and so was Aunty Missy. Weren't you worried, Aunty Missy?"
Missy could not reply. She just flung her arms around Aragorn's waist and buried her face in his chest (since that was as high as she could reach. MEWAHAHAHA *gets thwacked over head by Missy*).
"Aww," the crowd, the security guards and the poor women who had been serving in the Bakery said altogether and they sighed. "Isn't it cute?"
"SECURITY! SECURITY! WE HAVE THE ACCOMPLICES IN SIGHT!" The PA System blared loudly. "They're headed towards Aisle Ten!"
"Accomplices?" Becky turned on Aragorn, eyes narrowed. "I hope they're off suitable behavior."
"There were no accomplices," Legolas said, lifting an eyebrow and looking at Aragorn who looked just as confused.
"RUN PIPPIN RUN!!" a very familiar voice shouted loudly, over in Aisle Ten. Becky squealed with delight and Missy gasped in shock. Legolas, Aragorn and Frodo smiled from ear-to-ear.
"OH NO! RUN! RUN!" another familiar voice yelled.
"NO! NOT THAT DIRECTION PIPPIN! THE OTHER ONE!" the first voice shouted again.
They heard the sound of running feet up and down in the aisles. Out of the midst of the crowd, ran not one, not two BUT THREE Hobbits. They ran as fast as their big feet could and in their wake came several burly security guards.
Of course, those three Hobbits were Sam, Merry and Pippin.
"SAM! MERRY! PIPPIN!" Frodo cried, jumping up and down with excitement. The Hobbits' heads flew up and when their eyes met Frodo's, they nearly cried with joy.
"Aww," Becky said, clasping her hands to her cheeks. "My sweeties!"
Aragorn and Legolas swallowed their last bites of pizzas and ran to the defense of the Hobbits. Aragorn grabbed the Hobbits and towed them to the safety of Becky and Missy's arms. He quickly rejoined Legolas who had taken up protective stance at the top of the aisle. The latter had his bow ready and Aragorn waved his sword again.
"OHMYGOD! IT'S ARAGORN AND LEGOLAS!" the squeals went up around the crowd and to Becky's dismay, the grocery was half-full of teenage girls and their mothers who were attempting to revert back to their childhood days. Missy was surprised that her cousin had failed to notice the bright pink teenagers as her cousin could usually tell who the fangirls were in at least a fifty-mile radius.
Those teenage girls immediately began a stampede, their mothers bringing up the rear. They headed towards Aragorn and Legolas, who seeing this utter stampede of women shouting for pieces of their clothing and *ahem* various other things, retreated to the safety of Becky and Missy.
"Isn't that how those two usually act?" Legolas whispered to Aragorn though at the same time, hiding behind him.
"Of course," Aragorn replied. "They're all from the same weird family. The Fangirl Family."
"Honestly. Ranger of the North and Prince of Mirkwood you are," Becky rolled her eyes. She grabbed Aragorn's sword from him and Missy grabbed Legolas' daggers and they advanced on the fangirls.
"NYS! NYS! I am a servant of the Secret Fire, wielder of the flame of Anor! The dark fire will not avail you, flame of Udûn! Go back to the Shadow!! YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!" Becky said, waving the sword and jabbing it into the crowd, randomly. "Hwandi no'a llie huanea!"
The BAD fangirls immediately stopped in their tracks. They looked at each other in confusion and began whispering to each other. Their mothers looked equally as clueless.
However, Legolas and Aragorn began to laugh hysterically.
"Oh my God. What did she, like, say?" a blond one whispered to a redhead.
"Like, I don't know. Like, it was something about a fire. Oh my GOSH. I hope it's not here," the redhead replied. "Like, I just had my hair done and my nails done and the fire will melt the plastic."
"Like omygosh. Like, eww. I had my hair done too," a brunette put in. "I like, think she was talking Elvish. Like, I didn't know any one could talk Elvish."
Missy swirled Legolas' daggers menacingly. "Yes there is a fire! It just burned down the whole cosmetic floor of the mall!"
The fangirls and their mothers both gasped in horror and promptly fainted.
Becky rolled her eyes in disgust. She tossed Aragorn's sword back at him and went over to the four Hobbits who were hugging tightly.
"Hello, babies. Come to Mommy," Becky flung open her arms and the Hobbits ran to her. "Aww...I feel so loved."
"Exactly what's in this for us?" Pippin whispered to Merry over Becky's shoulder.
"Pizza. And lots of it," Frodo put in.
"Aha," Sam replied. "But Mr. Frodo what is pizza?"
"You will soon find out, my sweeties," Becky said, finally letting the Hobbits go. "But I think right now we should run."
Because while they had been holding up the fangirls and having a joyous reunion, more security had moved into the grocery. Becky inched closer to Legolas and Aragorn till she was underneath their arms.
"I think we should run," Becky whispered into Legolas' pointed ear. "Very, very fast."
"I agree," Aragorn whispered, pulling the Hobbits close to him. "On the count of three. One...two...three!"
Aragorn, Legolas, Becky, Missy and the four Hobbits took off, spreading out in eight different directions, all trying their best to get out of the mall.
***
They don't know how they did it but soon they all found themselves back at Becky's house, locked upstairs in her bedroom.
"Hungry...must have food..." Pippin keeled over flat onto Becky's bed.
"Hey, Legolas, that looks just like you!" Sam said, gazing at the posters on the wall. "In fact there are seven of you."
This time Legolas just sighed and did not bother to reply.
"Ooh...don't stand my darling children. Sit, sit," Becky said, gesturing to them all to sit. It was a bit of a tight squeeze with all eight of them but the Hobbits were very small. They took seats on the bed, Legolas and Aragorn sat on the computer chair and Becky and Missy sat on the floor.
Becky pulled a box of chocolate out from underneath her bed and began passing it around. Pippin immediately grabbed it and crammed four in his mouth.
"Pippin!" Merry scolded but he took three himself.
"It's alright, Merry dear," Becky said. "My little Hobbit has to grow up to be big and strong so he can fight anything in the world to defend his Mommy."
Missy rolled her eyes and pulled the rug out from underneath Becky, causing her to fall flat on her face.
"I don't believe they have been properly introduced to 'Mummy' yet," Missy said. She stuck out her hand to the three Hobbits. "I'm Missy."
She gestured at Becky who was still face down on the carpet, admiring the swirls in her purple carpet and for now, she had shut up. (FINALLY!!)
"That is my cousin, Becky Greenleaf," Missy introduced and at this, Becky lifted her head and waved but immediately went back to poking at the swirls in the carpet.
"GREENLEAF?!" Sam, Merry and Pippin repeated. "I wonder-"
"OF COURSE SHE'S NOT!!" Legolas immediately said before they could complete their sentence. "She's of absolutely no relation to me whatsoever."
"At least not right now," Becky said, nodding. "One day you WILL MARRY ME LEGOLAS."
"Anyway," Missy said, cutting off Becky and turning to the three Hobbits. "How long have you been here on Earth?"
"Well, I've been looking for Mr. Frodo the past couple of weeks," Sam spoke up. "We had been at the gates of Mordor when he just disappeared. That skulking Gollum did too. So after Mr. Frodo disappeared, I looked for him for about two days and then I fell asleep. And then I woke up in the grocery store."
"Well," Pippin said in his cute accent. "Merry and I were talking to Treebeard and then...we were here. Well not here in the...grocery store."
"Were you wearing bows?" Becky asked, lifting her eyebrows and getting to her feet. She began walking in circles around the three Hobbits. "Did you have on ribbons of any sort?"
"Actually, yes," Merry replied and at that the Hobbits pulled out red ribbons and bows from their pockets.
Becky pouted. "But I wanted to pull them off. I OWN YOU!!"
"No you don't," Missy put in. "J.R.R. Tolkien does. Sorry honey."
"Ooh...wait. What did you say to those BAD fangirls?" Missy asked Becky who just shrugged.
"How am I supposed to know? I just said whatever came to mind," Becky said.
"You told them 'Fungus onto your dogs'," Legolas explained and then burst into laughter.
"Oh...whoops," Becky blushed. "But then they were BAD fangirls. They deserved to be frightened."
"I'm hungry," this time it was Merry who said it. "FEED ME, MOMMY."
"Aww! He called me mommy. My sugar needs to be fed," Becky said, patting Merry on the head. "Don't worry. Mommy will get her baby food."
And with that Becky disappeared down the stairs, into the kitchen in search of food. (Luckily Becky's mother had done the shopping and had come back talking about the oddest incident that had happened in the grocery: strange men had robbed the bakery of all their pizza.)
"How much do I owe you now, Merry?" Missy said, turning to the Hobbit and pulling out her wallet.
"Six carrots will do," Merry replied, holding out his hands.
"Erm...you might have to wait. I haven't got six carrots," Missy said, digging through her walled. "Will six dollars do?"
"I suppose," Merry shrugged and accepted the six dollars from Missy. "I suppose I can buy myself some Becky-repellent now."
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Review Notes:
Kat L-Hi! Thank you so much for the sweet review! Glad you and your friends liked it! I wish it could be long too but eeeekk...I think the inhabitants of Middle-earth would have run away by then :D Here's the update!! Hope you come back soon!!
IceRogue-Hi again dearest! *hugs* As you can clearly see, I'm back now and waiting for you get online. WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?! Of course I'll share. I'll let you brush Leggy's hair anyday. Of course, to see Viggo like anything is just...indescribable. As for the flamers, most of them are rather illiterate and have nothing else to do with their time. :D But a few of them are actually intelligent, and can you give you good, firm reasons as to why they don't like your story and give you ways of improving them. Gotta love that kind :D thank you for reviewing!!
Cotume-the-Strange-Yeppers...I have seen it three times but it appears that it's out of the cinemas here. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I want to cry. Thank you for the invy, I'd be sure to come. Of course I'm one of the GOOD fangirls. You know there are those BAD ones out there...you know the Mary-Sues...P.S: THANK YOU FOR REVIEWING.
Pippinfan25-I know Leggy was bad to the phone but he didn't know what he was doing. I love phones too, so you're not alone. And you see Pippin is here...so now you can go on reading my story :D Thank you for the two reviews.
Lessein-Hi there dear! Thank you for the review! Glad you enjoyed this story. I'm proud to be a drooling Legolas fangirl.
CaptainInuyasha777-THANK YOU FOR THE FIVE REVIEWS!!!! *hugs* Woo—I don't know what to say. Just THANK YOU!! That was really sweet of you to give me all those reviews. Please come back soon!!
MYSTERYWOMAN-Thankies!! Check back soon!
Elkalili-Yep...that's me...obsessed. Thank you so much for the review. Here's the update.
Mrs. Samantha Bloom-thank you for the review!! Here's more!!