Summary: (NejiTen) Ten-ten as a goody-good journalist working on an article about How to Lose a Man in Ten Days. Neji on the other side, is a rich guy who has a diamond company. Neji and his friends bet that if he can find a girl that will fall in love with him instead of diamonds. Oh no!
Set-upped Bet
Chapter 2
The Diamond Company invited the company where Tenten works to a formal party.
Tenten, Sakura and Hinata didn't jump on the buildings , trees or whatsoever for their dress not to be destroyed .
----Formal Party----
Tenten wears a back-less black dress that reaches to her knee. And sandals that match her clothe.
Sakura wears a single strapped baby pink gown with some pearls on it. And Sandals which have the color of pearls
Hinata on the other side wears a white gown from below her shoulder up to 2 inches below her knee. She wears her white gown with white sandals. (Like a little angel, kawaii!)
"One lucky guy from that building will be chose to accompany me to my article." Tenten said pointing at the building
"Let's just get in already." Sakura suggested
"Sure."
Tenten got a punch from the punch bowl and started talking to her friends.
----Neji's table----
"Our diamond company is a success!" Neji started
"I say you're a good business man and good looking too." His friend Shikamaru said
"How about a bet?" Temari said
"About what?" Neji asked
"I have an idea. How about… if you can find a woman who will fell in love with you instead of your diamonds!" Ino suggested
"And what will we bet on?" Neji asked curiously
"Ask Shikamaru."
"Why me?"
"He's your friend and you're the one who can think of the best thing that we can bet on." Ino explained
"Fine. Let's see… If you win I'll give you my girlfriend."
"Hey!" Temari complained
"Ok fine! I'll give Neji my Silver shop just two streets away from here." Shikamaru said lamely
"Ok and if I lose…--/"
"What will you do? Commit a suicide?"
"Hahahahahaha" they all laughed
"Hey I'm not finish yet!"
"Ok continue…"
"If I lose… I'll shout to everyone um... "
"Why don't you shout to everyone that you have an unrecoverable disease ugh.. cancer or something, and only have a week to live?"
"But... the elders might get angry with me and might even disown me."
"Ok so... shout at the window near your office?"
"What if an employee came to my office and heard me?"
"Well... he'll just tell it to everyone until one of the elders' friend pass by and you know..." Shikamaru said his final words before snoring
"Take the chances will you! Your a fully growned man aren't you?"
"Well its called 'bet' for a reason. Sure."
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Neji: Enough of that laughing will you!
Lyn-chan: Sure whatever... continue...
"Well… its worth-it. Are you sure that you'll do that for this stupid bet?"'
"Of course! I can't afford to lose because when I did, my life is over! And I'm sure win! I'll even let you choose the girl."
"A silver shop to your precious little life... its really worth a try. I'll let Temari choose." Shikamaru answered back after hearing what they said on his half concious mind.
"How about that woman?" Ino suggested pointing to an old fat woman
"Ladies! Ladies! Ladies! Be nice a little bit."
----Laughed for 3 seconds----
"Ok… how about that one?" Ino pointing at a woman with dark blue lipstick and wears a full red dress.
"Spooooooooooooooooooooky!"
"Hey! Check this out! I think I just found the right girl."
"Where?" Everybody on that table looked around. (Except for Shikamaru)
----Ino and Temari----
"Where?" Ino asked
"Can you see that lady drinking punch?"
"Which one?" Ino whispered
"The one with a black gown."
"Oh… um... isn't that the one working on that article on loosing a man in ten days?"
"Yes and its gonna be fun."
"Yes it will." Ino smirked then grinned foolishly but not much.
----Neji talking again with friends----
"Hey Neji? How about that woman in black?" Temari asked
Neji turned, "Oh… she's hot!"
"Then you may start doing what you have to do."
"Yeah."
A/N: Ok so… is it good? I changed some parts of it to make it better. In fact they are all ninjas on this story! Hope you'll like the next chapters. And don't forget to REVIEW! Next chapter- Neji's gonna do what a Ninja's gonna do
Ok... let me insert a short fic here...
Its comedy...
Its funny...
Its short...
Its just three words...
So I don't bother putting it on a seperate fic...
Neji Tenten.
Do you want me to type the answer?...
Are you curious?...
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Really... when I was typing the part Bwahahahaha..., my sister choked then coughed again and again. Hehehe ciao!