Title: The Fellowship Underneath My Christmas Tree
Author: Becky Greenleaf
Summary: All she wanted for Christmas was an Elf. Just to wake up one morning and find Legolas underneath her Christmas tree, that was her dream. Well, one morning she woke up and there he was. But the slight problem was that it wasn't only him underneath that Christmas tree.....
Rating: PG
Genre: Humour/ Humour
Author's Note: Hello again everyone! So sorry this update took so long...I've just been really, really busy these days and have had no time to write at all. Thankfully school's closed...for now but it's gonna open back up really soon so I decided I just couldn't make you guys wait for so long, I just had to give you'll a chapter. So here it is! Hope you guys enjoy this one! I also enjoyed reading all the reviews I got before. Too SWEET!! *hugs everyone* Okay, okay...so the Easter chapter of this story is a bit late *pouts* I'm sorry dears, I've just been so awfully busy.
Disclaimer: I do not own The Lord of the Rings, I MAKE NO MONEY off this story, I am not related to or claim to know Peter Jackson, J.R.R. Tolkien or any of the actors/actresses of the Lord of the Rings. I am just a humble fan who enjoys writing. However, I do own this story, myself, my house, my Christmas tree and my backyard. :D However, I do not own a seven hundred dollar radio. I wish I did but I do not. I do not own The Peeps Company. I own A PACK OF PEEPS but not the company. Sorry. Also: no REAL animals were harmed in the writing of this story. Only the Peeps, which are candy creatures.
Chapter Eight: Discovering A Wizard...Up an Oak
Ah yes, the seasons had changed and time had moved on since we last met our fangirls and their new pets: the inhabitants of Middle-earth. It was now springtime and it was the period of Easter.
Now, the inhabitants of Middle-earth understood springtime, yeah, of course they did. However, they had not a clue about Easter and did not understand, no matter how many times Becky and Missy explained.
Of course, they would have to understand Peeps, Easter eggs and all the glorious candy and tooth-decaying things that went along with Easter.
"Ooh...it's a pink bunny!" Frodo exclaimed in joy as he unwrapped his very first box of Peeps. He set the pink sugary bunny on the kitchen table and looked at it intensely. Legolas, Aragorn, Sam, Merry and Pippin gazed along with him.
"What are you waiting for?" Becky asked, resisting the urge to grab the box from Frodo. "Dig in! You're supposed to eat it. It's not a real bunny."
"It's NOT a real bunny?" Frodo asked, eyes wide. He immediately grabbed the bunny and ate off its ears. The other inhabitants of Middle-earth followed suit.
"Good Lord, Becky, you're training them to be just like you," Missy said, watching Legolas eat off a purple duck's tail. "They're brutalizing the Peeps!"
"They're just Peeps!" Becky defended, pulling the ears off a pink bunny and then a yellow bunny and eating them. "Besides, we love them so and they're delicious. And honestly, Missy, they're not real."
"Just because they're not real, doesn't mean they can't feel!" Missy said and started up with her new campaign of "Don't brutalize the creatures of Peeps."
Becky just rolled her eyes and went over to Aragorn and sat in his lap. "Think it's time to go look for the others yet?"
"Mugwump," Aragorn replied, struggling to get around a mouthful of Peeps. He was to no avail as all his teeth were stuck together.
"Ooh! Baby's learned a new word! Mommy is proud!!" Becky hugged Aragorn and gave him a big, sloppy wet kiss. Then she pulled out a pack of stickers and stuck a gold sticker on Aragorn's forehead.
"I was saying, why don't we go now?" Aragorn suggested, struggling vainly to push Becky off his lap. However, it was to no avail as Becky was immovable even with the Jaws of Life.
"Okay! Cool!" Becky said and she immediately disappeared up the stairs and was back in about ten seconds. She was dressed in (according to her) "Fellowship Hunting Gear" which consisted of pink platform shoes, tight jeans and her brand-new Pirates of the Caribbean t-shirt. Around her neck she had tied a pink scarf (A/N: *winks to fellow Orli fangirls*) and on her head was a pink Orlando Bloom visor.
"Good God, that's too much pink," Missy put in, sliding a pair of sunglasses onto her nose to shield off the glare.
Becky stuck her tongue out at her cousin and immediately headed out the back door. The four hobbits, Elf, Man and cousin followed her.
Soon they found themselves trooping through the woods at the back of Becky's house. Deeper and deeper into the woods they went, passing mango trees, cotton trees, pine trees and apple trees?!
"What kind of forest is this?" Sam asked, eyes wide. "It's a magical forest!" However, he was already halfway up the apple tree, stuffing his pockets full of apples. Merry and Pippin were swinging off a mango tree, eating both mangoes and apples.
Frodo (spoilt little Hobbit that he was) was being fed peeled and cut up mangoes and apples with a fork by Becky.
"This is no time for fun and games!" Aragorn declared, pulling Sam, Merry and Pippin out of the trees. He grabbed Frodo and plucked him away from Becky (Old Arrers was secretly jealous that he was not being fork-fed.)
"We must find the rest of the Fellowship," Legolas reminded gently and he began leading them off, further into the woods.
"My feet hurt," Becky declared and jumped onto Legolas' back. "Ahhhh...now that's better."
"Somebody get her off me!!" Legolas declared but to no avail. Becky could not and would not be removed. So poor Legolas had to carry on with the extra weight on his back.
They had been walking for about half-an-hour when they stumbled across a gigantic Oak tree and figure in a polka dot spotted outfit was seated in the topmost branches, a big red bow stuck to his beard.
"Well, a wizard is never late but apparently Hobbits, Elves and Humans are," Gandalf said, rolling his eyes. "Will any of you be rescuing me?"
"IT'S GANDALF!!!" Becky screamed, jumping off Legolas and scaling the tree in one fangirl hop. She leapt onto the wizard. "This has to be the coolest present ever! Turn my Peeps bunny into a real bunny! PLEASE!!!"
"Gandalf!" Frodo and Sam said at the same time and they immediately burst into tears.
"But you fell!!" and that was all Frodo was able to say before his mouth magically sealed and he was not allowed to say more. "What the fuzzy?!"
"I must allow some rules!!" a voice (that sounded eerily like Galadriel) echoed throughout the woods. Then there was a loud cackle, followed by drunken laughter and then a string of colourful Elven curse words.
"That was freaky," Pippin whispered to Merry who nodded his accord.
"Well, the fangirl's up here and this is now exactly where a wizard does not wish to be," and with that Gandalf leaped nimbly out of the tree and landed at the bottom on his feet. "Now isn't that a coincidence? Galadriel sets me down at an oak tree. Is she trying to imply something?"
Suddenly everyone took notice of Gandalf's robes that had a white base but was covered with red, yellow, blue and green polka dots. His wizard staff was now fluorescent yellow and he had a pair of yellow socks on to match.
"Well what do you think of my new outfit?" Gandalf asked, twirling in front of them. "This was a parting gift from Galadriel and an early Easter present. It's a bit tight across the chest but it shall have to do."
Everyone, including Missy, just gaped at him.
"Well, I think it's time to be heading on home then," Gandalf said, tightening his cloak around him and pulling on a flowery bonnet. He lifted a hand and beckoned to Becky who was still sitting, high up in the trees. "Well come on, Mommy, you're supposed to be taking care of me, aren't you? So far I've been neglected."
Becky immediately jumped out of the tree and landed on Gandalf's shoulders. "Mommy's sorry, sweetie. Here."
She jammed a handful of pink Peeps bunnies into Gandalf's mouth and the wizard nodded in content.
Gandalf then looked at everyone else. "Well, have you all lost your tongues?"
Aragorn and Legolas just stared and blinked. Merry and Pippin were too busy stuffing their faces. Sam and Frodo were still struggling to speak, however their mouths moved but no sound was heard.
"What happened to your robes?" Legolas finally managed to splutter. He burst into hysterical laughter.
"Did you have a run-in with paint?" Aragorn said, no longer able to hold back his laughter.
"Laugh all you wish but I know very well what they have done to you," Gandalf nodded solemnly and pointed to Becky and Missy.
Legolas and Aragorn immediately fell silent and got somber expressions on their faces.
"Makeup and hairspray," Gandalf scoffed. "You know very well you enjoyed it, Legolas Greenleaf! You like getting your hair brushed! And I know you enjoyed those facials a little, Aragorn!"
Legolas and Aragorn dashed behind their fangirls to hide. Missy seemed to finally find back her tongue.
"Welcome, Gandalf. My name is Missy. I am your new co-owner," Missy stuck out her hand to Gandalf but Becky who had been sitting on Gandalf's shoulder, grabbed her cousin and tossed her up behind her onto Gandalf's back.
The poor wizard immediately doubled over from the strain on his back and before Becky and Missy could blink, they found themselves on Aragorn's and Legolas' shoulders.
"I'm too old for this sort of thing," Gandalf said and began setting off in the direction of Becky's home. "Galadriel may have a cruel sense of humor and I might go along with it, but I have no plans of being a horse. Especially when there are young, sprightly beings such as Aragorn and Legolas."
"Come along now, young Hobbits," Gandalf beckoned to the Hobbits who gravitated over to him. "Now Merry and Pippin, these are for you. Galadriel's sense of humor is indeed cruel." Gandalf handed over a large sack to the Hobbits. From the top of this sack, the top of many fireworks protruded.
"And Frodo she's sent you this," Gandalf pulled out a pink fuzzy fedora and handed it to Frodo who looked at it curiously and blinked. And to Sam, Gandalf gave a pair of orange socks.
As they walked, Gandalf began distributing more gifts. To Becky and Missy, he gave flowing gowns, complete with sparkly jewelry. To Legolas he gave a sparkly headtie and plastic crown and Aragorn received a tub of (according to the label on the bottle, written in hesitant English) 'Galadriel's Facials.'
"I truly don't know what these gifts mean," Gandalf said as they got closer and closer to Becky's home. "Personally, I don't think they mean very much. Galadriel was having a lot of Elven wine that day. She was talking about her new brilliant plan. She'd been spying upon these fangirls in a faraway place called Earth and thought they just might need some livening up."
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I hope you enjoyed this chapter!! I will be writing more in the future, but I apologize from now for the future delays. This is the last term of a very complicated year and I'm not very happy with my results from last term, so I've resolved to work just a little harder. So the spaces between these chapters will be a bit longer. Don't worry, I will always be back! Love: Becky Greenleaf
Review Notes:
HonestlyRAchel-Thankies for the two reviews my dear. I believe it might be your computer but that sometimes happen when a chapter is newly updated. Glad you likied *huggs*
KayeThorn-Glad you enjoyed!! Hope you look forward to this chapter 8. Thank you for the review.
Lessien-Glad you enjoyed the previous chapter. LOTR trilogy exhibition?!! Sounds truly exciting. Hehee...those bad fangirls...Thank you for the review!!
Nesuli-Glad you enjoy laughing in class :D *looks around shiftily* You read this in class?! I've posted. Thank you for the review!!
Nevtassere-hehee...thank you for the compliment. My parents always comment that I need a shrink. Awww..how sweet!! On all the three lists?! Awwwwwwwwww *hug hug hug* I'm so beyond flattered...you're too sweet!! Thank you for the review!
Elkalili-Well they're coming along slowly!! Aww...you're too sweet dear! Thank you so much for the review!
Cotume-The-Strange-Of course you're one of the good fangirls my dear. You can always *looks around shiftily* *whispers* turn Mary-Sue into a frog. MWAHAHHA! Thank you for the review!!
CJ*-Cj-Thank you so much! Glad you enjoyed! Favorite story huh?! *blush* Thankies for the review.
The Counter-I'm sure you do.
MYSTERYWOMAN-Here's the update! Glad you enjoyed Mayhem too! Thank yous for the review.
Tenacious D-Glad you loved the story...of course you can be my friend!! Tell you what...for friend's sake, I'll see if I can angle you an intro into my story okay, dearest? Of course, not as a bad fangirl but as a good one ;) we'll chat about it sometime! Thank you for the sweet review.
RubyLoamsdown-Glad you enjoyed! Of course I'll keep writing! Come back for more! Gracias for the review!!
Vanima Bliss-heheeee...so much thank you for the enthusiastic review. Thank you oh so much, dear. Of course, here's the update. I don't want to be attacked by bananas!! :D
Author: Becky Greenleaf
Summary: All she wanted for Christmas was an Elf. Just to wake up one morning and find Legolas underneath her Christmas tree, that was her dream. Well, one morning she woke up and there he was. But the slight problem was that it wasn't only him underneath that Christmas tree.....
Rating: PG
Genre: Humour/ Humour
Author's Note: Hello again everyone! So sorry this update took so long...I've just been really, really busy these days and have had no time to write at all. Thankfully school's closed...for now but it's gonna open back up really soon so I decided I just couldn't make you guys wait for so long, I just had to give you'll a chapter. So here it is! Hope you guys enjoy this one! I also enjoyed reading all the reviews I got before. Too SWEET!! *hugs everyone* Okay, okay...so the Easter chapter of this story is a bit late *pouts* I'm sorry dears, I've just been so awfully busy.
Disclaimer: I do not own The Lord of the Rings, I MAKE NO MONEY off this story, I am not related to or claim to know Peter Jackson, J.R.R. Tolkien or any of the actors/actresses of the Lord of the Rings. I am just a humble fan who enjoys writing. However, I do own this story, myself, my house, my Christmas tree and my backyard. :D However, I do not own a seven hundred dollar radio. I wish I did but I do not. I do not own The Peeps Company. I own A PACK OF PEEPS but not the company. Sorry. Also: no REAL animals were harmed in the writing of this story. Only the Peeps, which are candy creatures.
Chapter Eight: Discovering A Wizard...Up an Oak
Ah yes, the seasons had changed and time had moved on since we last met our fangirls and their new pets: the inhabitants of Middle-earth. It was now springtime and it was the period of Easter.
Now, the inhabitants of Middle-earth understood springtime, yeah, of course they did. However, they had not a clue about Easter and did not understand, no matter how many times Becky and Missy explained.
Of course, they would have to understand Peeps, Easter eggs and all the glorious candy and tooth-decaying things that went along with Easter.
"Ooh...it's a pink bunny!" Frodo exclaimed in joy as he unwrapped his very first box of Peeps. He set the pink sugary bunny on the kitchen table and looked at it intensely. Legolas, Aragorn, Sam, Merry and Pippin gazed along with him.
"What are you waiting for?" Becky asked, resisting the urge to grab the box from Frodo. "Dig in! You're supposed to eat it. It's not a real bunny."
"It's NOT a real bunny?" Frodo asked, eyes wide. He immediately grabbed the bunny and ate off its ears. The other inhabitants of Middle-earth followed suit.
"Good Lord, Becky, you're training them to be just like you," Missy said, watching Legolas eat off a purple duck's tail. "They're brutalizing the Peeps!"
"They're just Peeps!" Becky defended, pulling the ears off a pink bunny and then a yellow bunny and eating them. "Besides, we love them so and they're delicious. And honestly, Missy, they're not real."
"Just because they're not real, doesn't mean they can't feel!" Missy said and started up with her new campaign of "Don't brutalize the creatures of Peeps."
Becky just rolled her eyes and went over to Aragorn and sat in his lap. "Think it's time to go look for the others yet?"
"Mugwump," Aragorn replied, struggling to get around a mouthful of Peeps. He was to no avail as all his teeth were stuck together.
"Ooh! Baby's learned a new word! Mommy is proud!!" Becky hugged Aragorn and gave him a big, sloppy wet kiss. Then she pulled out a pack of stickers and stuck a gold sticker on Aragorn's forehead.
"I was saying, why don't we go now?" Aragorn suggested, struggling vainly to push Becky off his lap. However, it was to no avail as Becky was immovable even with the Jaws of Life.
"Okay! Cool!" Becky said and she immediately disappeared up the stairs and was back in about ten seconds. She was dressed in (according to her) "Fellowship Hunting Gear" which consisted of pink platform shoes, tight jeans and her brand-new Pirates of the Caribbean t-shirt. Around her neck she had tied a pink scarf (A/N: *winks to fellow Orli fangirls*) and on her head was a pink Orlando Bloom visor.
"Good God, that's too much pink," Missy put in, sliding a pair of sunglasses onto her nose to shield off the glare.
Becky stuck her tongue out at her cousin and immediately headed out the back door. The four hobbits, Elf, Man and cousin followed her.
Soon they found themselves trooping through the woods at the back of Becky's house. Deeper and deeper into the woods they went, passing mango trees, cotton trees, pine trees and apple trees?!
"What kind of forest is this?" Sam asked, eyes wide. "It's a magical forest!" However, he was already halfway up the apple tree, stuffing his pockets full of apples. Merry and Pippin were swinging off a mango tree, eating both mangoes and apples.
Frodo (spoilt little Hobbit that he was) was being fed peeled and cut up mangoes and apples with a fork by Becky.
"This is no time for fun and games!" Aragorn declared, pulling Sam, Merry and Pippin out of the trees. He grabbed Frodo and plucked him away from Becky (Old Arrers was secretly jealous that he was not being fork-fed.)
"We must find the rest of the Fellowship," Legolas reminded gently and he began leading them off, further into the woods.
"My feet hurt," Becky declared and jumped onto Legolas' back. "Ahhhh...now that's better."
"Somebody get her off me!!" Legolas declared but to no avail. Becky could not and would not be removed. So poor Legolas had to carry on with the extra weight on his back.
They had been walking for about half-an-hour when they stumbled across a gigantic Oak tree and figure in a polka dot spotted outfit was seated in the topmost branches, a big red bow stuck to his beard.
"Well, a wizard is never late but apparently Hobbits, Elves and Humans are," Gandalf said, rolling his eyes. "Will any of you be rescuing me?"
"IT'S GANDALF!!!" Becky screamed, jumping off Legolas and scaling the tree in one fangirl hop. She leapt onto the wizard. "This has to be the coolest present ever! Turn my Peeps bunny into a real bunny! PLEASE!!!"
"Gandalf!" Frodo and Sam said at the same time and they immediately burst into tears.
"But you fell!!" and that was all Frodo was able to say before his mouth magically sealed and he was not allowed to say more. "What the fuzzy?!"
"I must allow some rules!!" a voice (that sounded eerily like Galadriel) echoed throughout the woods. Then there was a loud cackle, followed by drunken laughter and then a string of colourful Elven curse words.
"That was freaky," Pippin whispered to Merry who nodded his accord.
"Well, the fangirl's up here and this is now exactly where a wizard does not wish to be," and with that Gandalf leaped nimbly out of the tree and landed at the bottom on his feet. "Now isn't that a coincidence? Galadriel sets me down at an oak tree. Is she trying to imply something?"
Suddenly everyone took notice of Gandalf's robes that had a white base but was covered with red, yellow, blue and green polka dots. His wizard staff was now fluorescent yellow and he had a pair of yellow socks on to match.
"Well what do you think of my new outfit?" Gandalf asked, twirling in front of them. "This was a parting gift from Galadriel and an early Easter present. It's a bit tight across the chest but it shall have to do."
Everyone, including Missy, just gaped at him.
"Well, I think it's time to be heading on home then," Gandalf said, tightening his cloak around him and pulling on a flowery bonnet. He lifted a hand and beckoned to Becky who was still sitting, high up in the trees. "Well come on, Mommy, you're supposed to be taking care of me, aren't you? So far I've been neglected."
Becky immediately jumped out of the tree and landed on Gandalf's shoulders. "Mommy's sorry, sweetie. Here."
She jammed a handful of pink Peeps bunnies into Gandalf's mouth and the wizard nodded in content.
Gandalf then looked at everyone else. "Well, have you all lost your tongues?"
Aragorn and Legolas just stared and blinked. Merry and Pippin were too busy stuffing their faces. Sam and Frodo were still struggling to speak, however their mouths moved but no sound was heard.
"What happened to your robes?" Legolas finally managed to splutter. He burst into hysterical laughter.
"Did you have a run-in with paint?" Aragorn said, no longer able to hold back his laughter.
"Laugh all you wish but I know very well what they have done to you," Gandalf nodded solemnly and pointed to Becky and Missy.
Legolas and Aragorn immediately fell silent and got somber expressions on their faces.
"Makeup and hairspray," Gandalf scoffed. "You know very well you enjoyed it, Legolas Greenleaf! You like getting your hair brushed! And I know you enjoyed those facials a little, Aragorn!"
Legolas and Aragorn dashed behind their fangirls to hide. Missy seemed to finally find back her tongue.
"Welcome, Gandalf. My name is Missy. I am your new co-owner," Missy stuck out her hand to Gandalf but Becky who had been sitting on Gandalf's shoulder, grabbed her cousin and tossed her up behind her onto Gandalf's back.
The poor wizard immediately doubled over from the strain on his back and before Becky and Missy could blink, they found themselves on Aragorn's and Legolas' shoulders.
"I'm too old for this sort of thing," Gandalf said and began setting off in the direction of Becky's home. "Galadriel may have a cruel sense of humor and I might go along with it, but I have no plans of being a horse. Especially when there are young, sprightly beings such as Aragorn and Legolas."
"Come along now, young Hobbits," Gandalf beckoned to the Hobbits who gravitated over to him. "Now Merry and Pippin, these are for you. Galadriel's sense of humor is indeed cruel." Gandalf handed over a large sack to the Hobbits. From the top of this sack, the top of many fireworks protruded.
"And Frodo she's sent you this," Gandalf pulled out a pink fuzzy fedora and handed it to Frodo who looked at it curiously and blinked. And to Sam, Gandalf gave a pair of orange socks.
As they walked, Gandalf began distributing more gifts. To Becky and Missy, he gave flowing gowns, complete with sparkly jewelry. To Legolas he gave a sparkly headtie and plastic crown and Aragorn received a tub of (according to the label on the bottle, written in hesitant English) 'Galadriel's Facials.'
"I truly don't know what these gifts mean," Gandalf said as they got closer and closer to Becky's home. "Personally, I don't think they mean very much. Galadriel was having a lot of Elven wine that day. She was talking about her new brilliant plan. She'd been spying upon these fangirls in a faraway place called Earth and thought they just might need some livening up."
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I hope you enjoyed this chapter!! I will be writing more in the future, but I apologize from now for the future delays. This is the last term of a very complicated year and I'm not very happy with my results from last term, so I've resolved to work just a little harder. So the spaces between these chapters will be a bit longer. Don't worry, I will always be back! Love: Becky Greenleaf
Review Notes:
HonestlyRAchel-Thankies for the two reviews my dear. I believe it might be your computer but that sometimes happen when a chapter is newly updated. Glad you likied *huggs*
KayeThorn-Glad you enjoyed!! Hope you look forward to this chapter 8. Thank you for the review.
Lessien-Glad you enjoyed the previous chapter. LOTR trilogy exhibition?!! Sounds truly exciting. Hehee...those bad fangirls...Thank you for the review!!
Nesuli-Glad you enjoy laughing in class :D *looks around shiftily* You read this in class?! I've posted. Thank you for the review!!
Nevtassere-hehee...thank you for the compliment. My parents always comment that I need a shrink. Awww..how sweet!! On all the three lists?! Awwwwwwwwww *hug hug hug* I'm so beyond flattered...you're too sweet!! Thank you for the review!
Elkalili-Well they're coming along slowly!! Aww...you're too sweet dear! Thank you so much for the review!
Cotume-The-Strange-Of course you're one of the good fangirls my dear. You can always *looks around shiftily* *whispers* turn Mary-Sue into a frog. MWAHAHHA! Thank you for the review!!
CJ*-Cj-Thank you so much! Glad you enjoyed! Favorite story huh?! *blush* Thankies for the review.
The Counter-I'm sure you do.
MYSTERYWOMAN-Here's the update! Glad you enjoyed Mayhem too! Thank yous for the review.
Tenacious D-Glad you loved the story...of course you can be my friend!! Tell you what...for friend's sake, I'll see if I can angle you an intro into my story okay, dearest? Of course, not as a bad fangirl but as a good one ;) we'll chat about it sometime! Thank you for the sweet review.
RubyLoamsdown-Glad you enjoyed! Of course I'll keep writing! Come back for more! Gracias for the review!!
Vanima Bliss-heheeee...so much thank you for the enthusiastic review. Thank you oh so much, dear. Of course, here's the update. I don't want to be attacked by bananas!! :D