Title: The Fellowship Underneath My Christmas Tree
Author: Becky Greenleaf
Summary: All she wanted for Christmas was an Elf. Just to wake up one morning and find Legolas underneath her Christmas tree, that was her dream. Well, one morning she woke up and there he was. But the slight problem was that it wasn't only him underneath that Christmas tree.....
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Humour/ Humour
Author's Note: Hello again guys! I'm so sorry that this chapter took so long to reach. I lost the previous draft of this story and it was already four whole pages long cries Alas...here I am anyway. Thank you all so much for the sweet birthday wishes and love. Missy says thank you too! She was very happy to read all your happy birthdays to us! Your review replies as always are at the end of this chapter. Also, many of the characters are seriously OOC-out of character. After all...they are in my house and at my mercy.
Oh: I hate to be plug myself so obviously but do any of you want to join a SILLY role-playing game? It's a LOTR (of course) game set after The War of the Ring. If you're interested in joining, please e-mail me or visit my profile and join my Yahoo! Group by clicking on the 'homepage' link. The RPG is to be held in my Yahoo! Group so please, it's easier if you just join there and claim your character. However if you wish to, email me with your name and your character please. But, you MUST join my group because that's where the posts are to be.
Also, I know I said those of you who want to put in appearances in this chapter to please tell me but due to many reasons, I was unable to put those of you who requested appearances. I'm very, very sorry about this. The two main reasons are 1) this chapter is already extremely long and 2) I do not want to insult or offend anyone by maybe altering their character, appearances, or insulting you. I just did not want to offend any of my loyal reviewers and readers who I love so much! I hope you realize how very sorry I am and why you were not permitted an appearance in this chapter.
Also the rating has gone up because of drunkenness and erm...French kissing. (DON'T ASK!) I'm making sure to put in this adjustment because I don't want to get in trouble with fanfiction.net
And without further ado: the guest list.
The Lord of the Rings Character Appearances by: Galadriel, Celeborn, Haldir, Rúmil, Orophin, Elladan, Elrohir, Elrond, Arwen, the Galadhrim of Lothlórien, Boromir, Faramir, Éowyn, Éomer
Pirates of the Caribbean Character Appearances by: Captain Jack Sparrow, Will Turner
Troy Appearances by: Prince Hector, Prince Paris
Real Person Appearances by: Sabrina
Disclaimer: I do not own The Lord of the Rings, I MAKE NO MONEY off this story, I am not related to or claim to know Peter Jackson, J.R.R. Tolkien or any of the actors/actresses of the Lord of the Rings. I am just a humble fan who enjoys writing. However, I do own this story, myself, my house, my Christmas tree and my backyard. :D However, I do not own a seven hundred dollar radio. I wish I did but I do not. I do not own The Peeps Company. I own A PACK OF PEEPS but not the company. Sorry. Also: no REAL animals were harmed in the writing of this story. Only the Peeps, which are candy creatures. I do not own Troy. I do not own Hector and Paris. I DO NOT OWN Pirates of the Caribbean. I do not own Will Turner and Jack Sparrow. I do not own the real people. They own themselves.
Chapter 10: Becky's Birthday Bonanza
It was the evening of Becky Greenleaf's birthday and all through the house every last creature was stirring, including Becky's new pet mouse.
Legolas and Aragorn were hanging the balloons, streamers and banners seeing as they were the tallest. The Hobbits and Gimli were cough coughattending to the food. Gandalf stood in front of the hall mirror admiring his brand- new outfit: a long, pink robe adorned with yellow-green polka dots, a purple staff and a pointy fluorescent orange hat.
Mommy and Daddy Greenleaf had been scared off by Becky's new pet mouse.
And where was the lady of the hour? And the lady of the hour's cousin?
Upstairs getting ready of course.
Becky was sitting upstairs in front of her mirror, applying purple eye shadow. She was dressed in a long, purple elven gown adorned with lots of frills and bows, sent FedEx courtesy of Galadriel. Also from Galadriel, was the purple crown on her head. On her feet were purple elven slippers. From her ears hung long silver elven earrings with purple danglies, courtesy of Arwen.
Missy stood behind her, straightening Becky's hair with a straightening iron. Which didn't make much sense seeing as Becky's hair was already pin- straight.
"I want it dead straight!" Becky said, poking her cousin with the eyelash curler that she was now curling her eyelashes with.
"But your hair is naturally straight, Becky!" Missy protested, whacking her cousin on the head and then setting down the iron. "I give up!"
She planted herself on the stool next to Becky and proceeded to poke her own evil snicker frizzy hair. She gave up that battle soon enough too. She went to fix her own frilly blue dress but also gave up that.
Aragorn appeared in Becky's open doorway, looking rather awkward in a three- piece suit that Becky had stolen from her father's cupboard.
"Everything is ready," Aragorn smiled and extended his arms to the two cousins.
Both Becky and Missy squealed in delight. Becky jumped onto his back while Missy hooked herself onto his arm.
"Don't you look adorable?" Missy batted her long eyelashes at Aragorn.
"So cute, I can just eat ya!" Becky replied, tightening her grip around Aragorn and nearly choking the Ranger to death. "Whoopsie...sorry."
The Ranger did not say anything, he just kept walking down the stairs and concentrating on maintaining his balance.
When they had finally (safely) reached the foot of the stairs and Becky and Missy had finally let go of Aragorn, Becky gasped in amazement and burst into tears of joy.
The living room carpet had been replaced with bright purple fuzzy carpet. From the ceiling hung purple banners, purple balloons, purple streamers and other decorations. The dining room table had been dragged into the living room and was now laden with food. Hanging from the backs of the chairs there were purple ribbons and streamers. In front of each chair there was a plate, spoon, knife, fork and glass, all purple of course. On each plate there was a little purple place card, stating in pink ink who was to sit there.
The Fellowship stood by, blushing awkwardly. They all pushed Legolas forward to the still-weeping Becky Greenleaf to be their mouthpiece.
"May we present to you, your birthday bonanza," Legolas said, blushing vibrantly still. "Happy Birthday Becky Greenleaf!"
Becky flew into his arms, sobbing all over his new outfit. (Legolas had been the only other, besides Gandalf, to keep his native clothing. He was wearing his cute little ROTK outfit, complete with circlet.)
"Someone get her off me! She's ruining my outfit!" Legolas hissed but everyone ignored him, as they were staring down the food table.
Becky finally detached herself from Legolas and she dried her eyes with a purple hanky, careful to avoid ruining her purple eye shadow.
"I think I've bloody well gone blind," Pippin whispered to Merry. "EGAD! Tell me again how we were able to tell one purple thing from the next."
"Don't remind me," Merry said, his jaw clenched. He could swear his pupils had turned to purple.
"Thank you guys so much. I'm gonna keep this speech real short, so I just wanna say I LOVE YOU GUYS!" Becky shouted. "LET'S PARTAY!!"
Missy lowered the lights and put on the party music, on high volume. The cousins immediately leapt on top of the coffee table and began dancing.
Suddenly, the doorbell rang and Becky and Missy stopped in mid-chicken- dance.
"But the only people here are supposed to be you guys," Becky said, looking surprised and making her way to the door. "You guys really should hide."
The Fellowship and Missy exchanged knowing looks but did not say anything and did not move.
Becky barely had time to open the door, before one of her guests barged in. When Becky saw who it was, she screamed in delight.
At the very front of the line, was Galadriel in her favorite, white flowy gown. In one hand, she held a large bottle of Elven wine and in the other, a large purple gift bag.
Galadriel giggled hysterically as she gave Becky a big kiss on the cheek and handed over the gift bag. She then grabbed Aragorn by the hair and proceeded to waltz across the living room with him.
"Erm...my apologies. That's her sixth bottle since we arrived," Celeborn said, with an apologetic smile, gesturing to his wife who had a tight grip on her bottle of wine. "Happy Birthday, Becky Greenleaf. Do permit us to come in."
Celeborn gestured over his shoulder at the line of Lord of the Rings people behind him. They stretched all the way to the very end of the block.
"It's not much anyway. The rest will be along in a bit," Celeborn said, stepping inside as Becky moved from the doorway to let the long line in.
"Happy Birthday Becky," chorused Rúmil, Orophin and Haldir. They all kissed Becky on her cheeks and handed over several gift bags. They made a beeline for the food.
"ELRONDIE!" Becky pounced on Elrond and Arwen who came in the door next. "You're here!"
"Ooh...I must say, what a lovely house this is! And my what a lovely dress," Elrond straightened his long, purple robe importantly. "Happy Birthday dear!"
He bestowed upon Becky his gift and went over to chat with Gandalf.
"BECKY!" Arwen screamed, hugging the fan girl.
"ARWEN!" Becky screamed back, jumping up and down. "LOVE THE EARRINGS!"
"You're welcome," Arwen said, handing over another bag. "This is just another lovely little gift for you, sweetie!"
She proceeded to the dance floor to cut the rug with Legolas, as she could see no sight of Aragorn.
After Arwen, there came Elladan and Elrohir (Becky covered them with purple kisses), Thranduil and the rest of the Galadhrim of Lothlórien.
Becky now couldn't even see where she was going, her pile of gifts were that high. She finally made it to the kitchen where she hid them in a corner.
When Becky had finally arrived back in the living room, her party was in full swing. Aragorn and Missy were dancing atop the table next to Arwen and Legolas.
Thranduil, Celeborn, Elrond, Gandalf, Rúmil, Orophin and Haldir were having a debate on the couch, as to which was scarier: a drunk Galadriel or a sober Galadriel. So far neither was winning.
Elladan, Elrohir, Merry and Pippin were deep in conversation, planning a huge prank on Galadriel.
The lady in question was dancing with Gimli. They were both singing along drunkenly with "The Roof is On Fire."
The rest of the Galadhrim were wondering about, dancing and mingling with everyone else.
Becky had persuaded Elladan to get up and was now dancing with him when the doorbell rang again.
"Now who could that be?" Becky said, grabbing Missy by the hand and dragging her to the door.
On the stoop stood Captain Jack Sparrow and Will Turner from Pirates of the Caribbean.
"Hello, luv. Welcome to...your house?" Jack said, kissing Becky on both cheeks. "Happy birthday, luv. I love birthdays, drinks all around!" He stumbled inside, handed Becky her gift and immediately made for Galadriel.
Becky pounced on Will and dragged him inside almost bodily. "Hello my sweetie pie. How art thou?"
"Er...happy birthday," Will handed over her gift and attempted to escape. Missy however kept a firm grip on him.
"We've got someone we want you to meet," Becky said and steered him over to Legolas.
"Legolas Greenleaf meet Will Turner," Becky said, poking Legolas. "Now say how do you do and shake hands."
Will looked at Legolas and surveyed him curiously. However he stuck out his hand and said, "Will Turner. How do you do?"
Legolas just blinked and took off screaming.
"Ah well," Becky shrugged and went off after her screaming prince.
"He'll get over it," Missy reassured the startled Will who was now being examined by the Hobbits.
"My...looks just like our Legolas," Sam commented to Frodo.
The doorbell rang again and Becky immediately appeared again. She raced to answer it in anticipation for the next guests.
Prince Hector of Troy stood on the doorstep, Paris clinging to his arm. (Author's Note: Evil snicker) They were both dressed in their cute matching blue outfits (remember from on the boat on their way back to Troy?)
"Greetings, children," Hector nodded to Becky and Missy. "Happy birthday, Becky."
He bent to kiss Becky on the cheek but the fan girl had grabbed him by the hair and French-kissed him. After about five minutes, she let go of him and the prince stumbled back.
Hector coughed and began to scrub his mouth on his clothes.
"Becky! I think you scared him," Missy said, looking at Hector who was now gargling with Listerine. "That wasn't nice."
"Also," Missy went on, glancing at Paris. "Don't you like Paris?"
"GOD. I couldn't help it. I HAD TO!!" Becky said, grinning happily. "I do love Paris'...looks. He's a little chicken but he's a cute chicken. Hector's one nice plate: cute, honorable and HOT!!!"
Hector smiled slightly while Paris looked a bit put out.
"Why don't you come on in?" Missy said, beckoning them inside.
"This is for you," Hector said, handing over a gift bag but staying as far away from Becky as possible.
"Don't I get a kiss from you too, Paris honey?" Becky said, staring down Paris.
"Must I?" Paris asked, batting his eyes at Hector who had gone soft already.
"Must he kiss you?" Hector asked, looking at Becky pleadingly. "I'll kiss you again to make up for him!"
"Ai Valar. Can you go to the bathroom without him?!" Becky said, rolling her eyes.
"Have I ever?" Paris whispered to Hector. "I mean, gone to the bathroom without you? I mean you're supposed to hold the door for me aren't you?"
"You're not SERIOUS," Missy said, rolling her eyes now. She took hold of Paris by his clothes and physically removed him from Hector's shoulder.
"Come on Hector my darling," Becky said, tugging him off to the dance floor. "Let's do the chicken dance."
She came back and took hold of Paris. "This is just because you're so bloody cute."
Missy watched in disbelief as Paris, Becky and Hector began chicken dancing their way across the living room.
"That's bloody AMAZING!" Missy whispered to herself. "Those dudes are supposed to be like, dead."
The "like dead" Hector and Paris had now joined in a conga line with The Hobbits and Celeborn.
"Amazing isn't she?" Galadriel said, sidling up drunkenly behind Missy, waving her bottle of rum about. "You say that she's crazy but I say she's bloody brilliant!"
And with that, Galadriel fell over flat on her face.
"And you're bloody crazy too," Missy said. She knelt and took the bottle of wine from Galadriel's sleeping form and made her way back onto the dance floor.
Minutes later, the front door open and in walked Becky's best friend, Sabrina (unfortunately for the latter.)
She held Becky's gift in her hands and stared at the party that was in full swing before her. The conga line had grown much longer and was now snaking three-quarter way across the room. Paris was at the front of the line and Galadriel (who had woken up) was at the back.
The Hobbits were coffee-table dancing and munching on chicken legs. Next to them were Elladan, Elrohir, Rúmil, Orophin and Haldir and a couple of maidens from the Galadhrim.
Becky spotted Sabrina and quickly jumped off Legolas' lap to greet her friend.
"Hi Sabrina! WELCOME TO THE PARTY! WOOT WOOT!" Becky said, hugging her friend. "Ooh...my giftie?!!"
"Er...yeah. Happy birthday," Sabrina said, looking suspiciously at a drunk Captain Jack Sparrow who stumbled by, Galadriel on one arm and Arwen on the next. "Is that Johnny Depp?!"
"Correction: Captain Jack Sparrow," Becky said, pointing at Jack who waved back.
"I know better than to bother to ask," Sabrina shook her head in disbelief. "I'll just be over at the table. Helping myself."
Sabrina was about to take off for the safety of the food table when Becky grabbed her arm and dragged her over to Legolas.
"Sabrina meet my baby Legolas," Becky said. "Shake hands and say 'how do you do'."
Legolas and Sabrina shook hands and shared mutual horrified looks.
"You guys stay right here. I've got someone you should meet," Becky disappeared and was back before Legolas and Sabrina could blink. On both her arms were Will and Paris.
"OH MY GOD," Sabrina took one look at Will, Paris and Legolas in one circle and her jaw dropped. "This is like an Orlando Bloom buffet."
"Guys say hello to each other. You'll are...cousins. Kinda like me and Missy," Becky directed to the three. Paris and Will looked interested enough in each other but Legolas looked a bit standoffish.
Paris and Will examined each other curiously. Paris reached out a hand and touched Will's hair while the latter poked Paris' nose.
Legolas looked at them and sniffed in disdain. "I'm a blond prince. sniff sniff"
"Yeah, well I'm the Prince of Troy," Paris shot back, arching an eyebrow at Legolas.
"The one who brings about the whole bleeding destruction of Troy," Missy said, appearing at Becky's elbow. "Oh, hi Sabrina."
"The whole—" to Paris' surprise, he found he was not able to ask anything about the destruction of Troy.
"I suppose it wasn't really his fault. Agamemnon just needed a PROPER reason to invade Troy," Becky defended. "Hey, why the heck am I defending a chicken? But he's a cute chicken."
Unnoticed by many, Galadriel climbed atop the coffee table. She picked up a crystal glass and with a spoon, she banged on it for attention. The crystal glass shattered and went flying all over the place. What got her noticed was not that but the fact that a large chunk hit Elrond, who had been dancing next to her, right between the eyes and the Elf-lord went down, screaming.
"I've been hit! I've been hit!!" Elrond howled from the floor. Everyone crowded around him, hurrying to see if he was alright.
"Anyway," Galadriel said, from the coffee table. "Now that I've got your attention, I want everyone to be seated at the table and their respective spots."
Everyone scrambled to get seats as far away from Becky (who was now on her fourteenth glass of wine) as they possibly could.
Becky was seated at the very head of the table. Unfortunately (for them) Legolas, Will, Paris and Hector were seated within scary-fangirl-breathing range.
"BRING IN THE BIRTHDAY CAKE!!!" Galadriel shouted, clapping her hands. Several of the Galadhrim came in carrying a gigantic, fifteen-tiered cake. It was a chocolate cake decorated with purple frosting. There were little purple flowers, purple bunnies and purple eggs. There were also little M & M's and Skittles. Across the front in large GOLD lettering read "Happy Birthday Becky Greenleaf."
"Ooh! Birthdays! I love birthdays, cake all around," Jack said, immediately reaching for the cake but was swatted away by Gandalf who had been given the duty of guarding the cake.
"And now...for your special guests," Celeborn gestured at the cake and from behind the cake came... Boromir, followed by Faramir who came hand in hand with Éowyn and Éomer.
"OH MY GOD. MY BOROMIR!" Becky jumped over the table and hopped onto Boromir. "My baby's alive!!"
"I was not dead. I just ascended to a higher place," Boromir said, nodding as if he knew what he was talking about.
"Hey, why weren't we that privileged?" Paris whispered to Hector, pouting.
"I will not ask why my brother is alive. I will not ask why my brother is alive. I will not ask," Faramir kept repeating, nodding as if his life depended on it. "I will not ask. I will not ask. Oh, Happy Birthday Becky!"
"I will not ask why this dude is holding my hand. I will not ask why this dude is holding my hand. I will not," Éowyn nodded along in time with Faramir. "I will not ask. I will not ask. Happy Birthday Becky!"
"I will not ask what in the name of the horselords am I doing here. I won't, I won't," Éomer said. "Oh yeah, Happy Birthday Becky!"
"They train so well when they're young," Galadriel said, nodding like a proud mother hen.
"Is she implying something?" Gandalf muttered under his breath to Thranduil who chucked evilly.
"Yes Becky. These four are your TEMPORARY birthday gifts," Galadriel said. "At the end of one week, they have to be returned."
"What about us?!" Aragorn said, nearly tearing out his hair. "When are we to be returned?"
"Never?" Galadriel suggested, shrugging. "I'm not really sure. Only those four are on temporary loan. The rest of us are just visiting. I think you guys are stuck here. MWAHAHHAHA!!"
"Granny dear is really beginning to scare me," Elladan whispered to Elrohir.
"Try living with her," Arwen shot back as she was sitting in between her brothers.
"Ooh! Ooh! Galadriel!" Becky waved her hand in the air. Galadriel caught sight of her and nodded.
"Can I have Hector too for that one week loan period? Pretty please?" Becky batted her eyelashes at Galadriel and Hector. "Please, please?"
Both Hector and Paris looked at Galadriel in horror.
"Well I suppose. It's not like he was doing anything. The boatman keeps getting scared off by the dozens of Trojan women chasing Hector down there," Galadriel said, waving at them dismissively. "Yes, go on. He's to be returned in one week though."
Becky turned her charms on Hector. "Whaddya say? Aren't you happy to be mine for a week?"
"No son of Troy shall ever submit to a foreign fan girl," Hector shot to his feet, defending himself. Paris immediately latched back onto his brother's arm.
"Then every son of Troy shall be mine!!" Becky screamed, her voice echoing throughout the dining room.
Everyone fell silent and no one moved. The Hobbits even stopped eating. Gandalf and Gimli stopped smoking.
Hector blinked and gulped. "Well, I suppose our one week visit shall work."
"EXCELLENT!"
Yep...that's the end of this chapter. Hope you guys enjoy! The next chapter will be our 'temps' spending their joyous week with us. I hope you liked this chapter. You're review notes are below. LOVE YOU GUYS! Much hugs and kisses
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Sadistra-Hey hun! Thank you for the review. I'm so sorry that this chappy is so late. DO FORGIVE Bats eyelashes P.S: Missy says thank you and so do I!
Breck-Awww...you're so sweet, dear hugs I'm flattered :D Yep...I never take myself too seriously and that's reflected in my writing. As for Boromir, hmm...I'll try and work my magic with the loony...I mean LADY with the birdbath...er, mirror. Thank you so much for the sweet review!
rogue mystique- Woot! Woot! Here's another update. Always glad that I can make you guys laugh. I still do not understand what the fuzzy happened in Secret Window up to now, but what the hey, JOHNNY DEPP was in it. That makes it worth viewing for me. Thankies for the review. P.S: See Boromir is making his guest appearances.
baileymag-Hehe...LOTR insanity. Glad you liked :D Thank you for the happy birthday. (Missy says thankies too.) Aww...thank you! is looking in birthday cake tree Thank you for the review!!!
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Author: Becky Greenleaf
Summary: All she wanted for Christmas was an Elf. Just to wake up one morning and find Legolas underneath her Christmas tree, that was her dream. Well, one morning she woke up and there he was. But the slight problem was that it wasn't only him underneath that Christmas tree.....
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Humour/ Humour
Author's Note: Hello again guys! I'm so sorry that this chapter took so long to reach. I lost the previous draft of this story and it was already four whole pages long cries Alas...here I am anyway. Thank you all so much for the sweet birthday wishes and love. Missy says thank you too! She was very happy to read all your happy birthdays to us! Your review replies as always are at the end of this chapter. Also, many of the characters are seriously OOC-out of character. After all...they are in my house and at my mercy.
Oh: I hate to be plug myself so obviously but do any of you want to join a SILLY role-playing game? It's a LOTR (of course) game set after The War of the Ring. If you're interested in joining, please e-mail me or visit my profile and join my Yahoo! Group by clicking on the 'homepage' link. The RPG is to be held in my Yahoo! Group so please, it's easier if you just join there and claim your character. However if you wish to, email me with your name and your character please. But, you MUST join my group because that's where the posts are to be.
Also, I know I said those of you who want to put in appearances in this chapter to please tell me but due to many reasons, I was unable to put those of you who requested appearances. I'm very, very sorry about this. The two main reasons are 1) this chapter is already extremely long and 2) I do not want to insult or offend anyone by maybe altering their character, appearances, or insulting you. I just did not want to offend any of my loyal reviewers and readers who I love so much! I hope you realize how very sorry I am and why you were not permitted an appearance in this chapter.
Also the rating has gone up because of drunkenness and erm...French kissing. (DON'T ASK!) I'm making sure to put in this adjustment because I don't want to get in trouble with fanfiction.net
And without further ado: the guest list.
The Lord of the Rings Character Appearances by: Galadriel, Celeborn, Haldir, Rúmil, Orophin, Elladan, Elrohir, Elrond, Arwen, the Galadhrim of Lothlórien, Boromir, Faramir, Éowyn, Éomer
Pirates of the Caribbean Character Appearances by: Captain Jack Sparrow, Will Turner
Troy Appearances by: Prince Hector, Prince Paris
Real Person Appearances by: Sabrina
Disclaimer: I do not own The Lord of the Rings, I MAKE NO MONEY off this story, I am not related to or claim to know Peter Jackson, J.R.R. Tolkien or any of the actors/actresses of the Lord of the Rings. I am just a humble fan who enjoys writing. However, I do own this story, myself, my house, my Christmas tree and my backyard. :D However, I do not own a seven hundred dollar radio. I wish I did but I do not. I do not own The Peeps Company. I own A PACK OF PEEPS but not the company. Sorry. Also: no REAL animals were harmed in the writing of this story. Only the Peeps, which are candy creatures. I do not own Troy. I do not own Hector and Paris. I DO NOT OWN Pirates of the Caribbean. I do not own Will Turner and Jack Sparrow. I do not own the real people. They own themselves.
Chapter 10: Becky's Birthday Bonanza
It was the evening of Becky Greenleaf's birthday and all through the house every last creature was stirring, including Becky's new pet mouse.
Legolas and Aragorn were hanging the balloons, streamers and banners seeing as they were the tallest. The Hobbits and Gimli were cough coughattending to the food. Gandalf stood in front of the hall mirror admiring his brand- new outfit: a long, pink robe adorned with yellow-green polka dots, a purple staff and a pointy fluorescent orange hat.
Mommy and Daddy Greenleaf had been scared off by Becky's new pet mouse.
And where was the lady of the hour? And the lady of the hour's cousin?
Upstairs getting ready of course.
Becky was sitting upstairs in front of her mirror, applying purple eye shadow. She was dressed in a long, purple elven gown adorned with lots of frills and bows, sent FedEx courtesy of Galadriel. Also from Galadriel, was the purple crown on her head. On her feet were purple elven slippers. From her ears hung long silver elven earrings with purple danglies, courtesy of Arwen.
Missy stood behind her, straightening Becky's hair with a straightening iron. Which didn't make much sense seeing as Becky's hair was already pin- straight.
"I want it dead straight!" Becky said, poking her cousin with the eyelash curler that she was now curling her eyelashes with.
"But your hair is naturally straight, Becky!" Missy protested, whacking her cousin on the head and then setting down the iron. "I give up!"
She planted herself on the stool next to Becky and proceeded to poke her own evil snicker frizzy hair. She gave up that battle soon enough too. She went to fix her own frilly blue dress but also gave up that.
Aragorn appeared in Becky's open doorway, looking rather awkward in a three- piece suit that Becky had stolen from her father's cupboard.
"Everything is ready," Aragorn smiled and extended his arms to the two cousins.
Both Becky and Missy squealed in delight. Becky jumped onto his back while Missy hooked herself onto his arm.
"Don't you look adorable?" Missy batted her long eyelashes at Aragorn.
"So cute, I can just eat ya!" Becky replied, tightening her grip around Aragorn and nearly choking the Ranger to death. "Whoopsie...sorry."
The Ranger did not say anything, he just kept walking down the stairs and concentrating on maintaining his balance.
When they had finally (safely) reached the foot of the stairs and Becky and Missy had finally let go of Aragorn, Becky gasped in amazement and burst into tears of joy.
The living room carpet had been replaced with bright purple fuzzy carpet. From the ceiling hung purple banners, purple balloons, purple streamers and other decorations. The dining room table had been dragged into the living room and was now laden with food. Hanging from the backs of the chairs there were purple ribbons and streamers. In front of each chair there was a plate, spoon, knife, fork and glass, all purple of course. On each plate there was a little purple place card, stating in pink ink who was to sit there.
The Fellowship stood by, blushing awkwardly. They all pushed Legolas forward to the still-weeping Becky Greenleaf to be their mouthpiece.
"May we present to you, your birthday bonanza," Legolas said, blushing vibrantly still. "Happy Birthday Becky Greenleaf!"
Becky flew into his arms, sobbing all over his new outfit. (Legolas had been the only other, besides Gandalf, to keep his native clothing. He was wearing his cute little ROTK outfit, complete with circlet.)
"Someone get her off me! She's ruining my outfit!" Legolas hissed but everyone ignored him, as they were staring down the food table.
Becky finally detached herself from Legolas and she dried her eyes with a purple hanky, careful to avoid ruining her purple eye shadow.
"I think I've bloody well gone blind," Pippin whispered to Merry. "EGAD! Tell me again how we were able to tell one purple thing from the next."
"Don't remind me," Merry said, his jaw clenched. He could swear his pupils had turned to purple.
"Thank you guys so much. I'm gonna keep this speech real short, so I just wanna say I LOVE YOU GUYS!" Becky shouted. "LET'S PARTAY!!"
Missy lowered the lights and put on the party music, on high volume. The cousins immediately leapt on top of the coffee table and began dancing.
Suddenly, the doorbell rang and Becky and Missy stopped in mid-chicken- dance.
"But the only people here are supposed to be you guys," Becky said, looking surprised and making her way to the door. "You guys really should hide."
The Fellowship and Missy exchanged knowing looks but did not say anything and did not move.
Becky barely had time to open the door, before one of her guests barged in. When Becky saw who it was, she screamed in delight.
At the very front of the line, was Galadriel in her favorite, white flowy gown. In one hand, she held a large bottle of Elven wine and in the other, a large purple gift bag.
Galadriel giggled hysterically as she gave Becky a big kiss on the cheek and handed over the gift bag. She then grabbed Aragorn by the hair and proceeded to waltz across the living room with him.
"Erm...my apologies. That's her sixth bottle since we arrived," Celeborn said, with an apologetic smile, gesturing to his wife who had a tight grip on her bottle of wine. "Happy Birthday, Becky Greenleaf. Do permit us to come in."
Celeborn gestured over his shoulder at the line of Lord of the Rings people behind him. They stretched all the way to the very end of the block.
"It's not much anyway. The rest will be along in a bit," Celeborn said, stepping inside as Becky moved from the doorway to let the long line in.
"Happy Birthday Becky," chorused Rúmil, Orophin and Haldir. They all kissed Becky on her cheeks and handed over several gift bags. They made a beeline for the food.
"ELRONDIE!" Becky pounced on Elrond and Arwen who came in the door next. "You're here!"
"Ooh...I must say, what a lovely house this is! And my what a lovely dress," Elrond straightened his long, purple robe importantly. "Happy Birthday dear!"
He bestowed upon Becky his gift and went over to chat with Gandalf.
"BECKY!" Arwen screamed, hugging the fan girl.
"ARWEN!" Becky screamed back, jumping up and down. "LOVE THE EARRINGS!"
"You're welcome," Arwen said, handing over another bag. "This is just another lovely little gift for you, sweetie!"
She proceeded to the dance floor to cut the rug with Legolas, as she could see no sight of Aragorn.
After Arwen, there came Elladan and Elrohir (Becky covered them with purple kisses), Thranduil and the rest of the Galadhrim of Lothlórien.
Becky now couldn't even see where she was going, her pile of gifts were that high. She finally made it to the kitchen where she hid them in a corner.
When Becky had finally arrived back in the living room, her party was in full swing. Aragorn and Missy were dancing atop the table next to Arwen and Legolas.
Thranduil, Celeborn, Elrond, Gandalf, Rúmil, Orophin and Haldir were having a debate on the couch, as to which was scarier: a drunk Galadriel or a sober Galadriel. So far neither was winning.
Elladan, Elrohir, Merry and Pippin were deep in conversation, planning a huge prank on Galadriel.
The lady in question was dancing with Gimli. They were both singing along drunkenly with "The Roof is On Fire."
The rest of the Galadhrim were wondering about, dancing and mingling with everyone else.
Becky had persuaded Elladan to get up and was now dancing with him when the doorbell rang again.
"Now who could that be?" Becky said, grabbing Missy by the hand and dragging her to the door.
On the stoop stood Captain Jack Sparrow and Will Turner from Pirates of the Caribbean.
"Hello, luv. Welcome to...your house?" Jack said, kissing Becky on both cheeks. "Happy birthday, luv. I love birthdays, drinks all around!" He stumbled inside, handed Becky her gift and immediately made for Galadriel.
Becky pounced on Will and dragged him inside almost bodily. "Hello my sweetie pie. How art thou?"
"Er...happy birthday," Will handed over her gift and attempted to escape. Missy however kept a firm grip on him.
"We've got someone we want you to meet," Becky said and steered him over to Legolas.
"Legolas Greenleaf meet Will Turner," Becky said, poking Legolas. "Now say how do you do and shake hands."
Will looked at Legolas and surveyed him curiously. However he stuck out his hand and said, "Will Turner. How do you do?"
Legolas just blinked and took off screaming.
"Ah well," Becky shrugged and went off after her screaming prince.
"He'll get over it," Missy reassured the startled Will who was now being examined by the Hobbits.
"My...looks just like our Legolas," Sam commented to Frodo.
The doorbell rang again and Becky immediately appeared again. She raced to answer it in anticipation for the next guests.
Prince Hector of Troy stood on the doorstep, Paris clinging to his arm. (Author's Note: Evil snicker) They were both dressed in their cute matching blue outfits (remember from on the boat on their way back to Troy?)
"Greetings, children," Hector nodded to Becky and Missy. "Happy birthday, Becky."
He bent to kiss Becky on the cheek but the fan girl had grabbed him by the hair and French-kissed him. After about five minutes, she let go of him and the prince stumbled back.
Hector coughed and began to scrub his mouth on his clothes.
"Becky! I think you scared him," Missy said, looking at Hector who was now gargling with Listerine. "That wasn't nice."
"Also," Missy went on, glancing at Paris. "Don't you like Paris?"
"GOD. I couldn't help it. I HAD TO!!" Becky said, grinning happily. "I do love Paris'...looks. He's a little chicken but he's a cute chicken. Hector's one nice plate: cute, honorable and HOT!!!"
Hector smiled slightly while Paris looked a bit put out.
"Why don't you come on in?" Missy said, beckoning them inside.
"This is for you," Hector said, handing over a gift bag but staying as far away from Becky as possible.
"Don't I get a kiss from you too, Paris honey?" Becky said, staring down Paris.
"Must I?" Paris asked, batting his eyes at Hector who had gone soft already.
"Must he kiss you?" Hector asked, looking at Becky pleadingly. "I'll kiss you again to make up for him!"
"Ai Valar. Can you go to the bathroom without him?!" Becky said, rolling her eyes.
"Have I ever?" Paris whispered to Hector. "I mean, gone to the bathroom without you? I mean you're supposed to hold the door for me aren't you?"
"You're not SERIOUS," Missy said, rolling her eyes now. She took hold of Paris by his clothes and physically removed him from Hector's shoulder.
"Come on Hector my darling," Becky said, tugging him off to the dance floor. "Let's do the chicken dance."
She came back and took hold of Paris. "This is just because you're so bloody cute."
Missy watched in disbelief as Paris, Becky and Hector began chicken dancing their way across the living room.
"That's bloody AMAZING!" Missy whispered to herself. "Those dudes are supposed to be like, dead."
The "like dead" Hector and Paris had now joined in a conga line with The Hobbits and Celeborn.
"Amazing isn't she?" Galadriel said, sidling up drunkenly behind Missy, waving her bottle of rum about. "You say that she's crazy but I say she's bloody brilliant!"
And with that, Galadriel fell over flat on her face.
"And you're bloody crazy too," Missy said. She knelt and took the bottle of wine from Galadriel's sleeping form and made her way back onto the dance floor.
Minutes later, the front door open and in walked Becky's best friend, Sabrina (unfortunately for the latter.)
She held Becky's gift in her hands and stared at the party that was in full swing before her. The conga line had grown much longer and was now snaking three-quarter way across the room. Paris was at the front of the line and Galadriel (who had woken up) was at the back.
The Hobbits were coffee-table dancing and munching on chicken legs. Next to them were Elladan, Elrohir, Rúmil, Orophin and Haldir and a couple of maidens from the Galadhrim.
Becky spotted Sabrina and quickly jumped off Legolas' lap to greet her friend.
"Hi Sabrina! WELCOME TO THE PARTY! WOOT WOOT!" Becky said, hugging her friend. "Ooh...my giftie?!!"
"Er...yeah. Happy birthday," Sabrina said, looking suspiciously at a drunk Captain Jack Sparrow who stumbled by, Galadriel on one arm and Arwen on the next. "Is that Johnny Depp?!"
"Correction: Captain Jack Sparrow," Becky said, pointing at Jack who waved back.
"I know better than to bother to ask," Sabrina shook her head in disbelief. "I'll just be over at the table. Helping myself."
Sabrina was about to take off for the safety of the food table when Becky grabbed her arm and dragged her over to Legolas.
"Sabrina meet my baby Legolas," Becky said. "Shake hands and say 'how do you do'."
Legolas and Sabrina shook hands and shared mutual horrified looks.
"You guys stay right here. I've got someone you should meet," Becky disappeared and was back before Legolas and Sabrina could blink. On both her arms were Will and Paris.
"OH MY GOD," Sabrina took one look at Will, Paris and Legolas in one circle and her jaw dropped. "This is like an Orlando Bloom buffet."
"Guys say hello to each other. You'll are...cousins. Kinda like me and Missy," Becky directed to the three. Paris and Will looked interested enough in each other but Legolas looked a bit standoffish.
Paris and Will examined each other curiously. Paris reached out a hand and touched Will's hair while the latter poked Paris' nose.
Legolas looked at them and sniffed in disdain. "I'm a blond prince. sniff sniff"
"Yeah, well I'm the Prince of Troy," Paris shot back, arching an eyebrow at Legolas.
"The one who brings about the whole bleeding destruction of Troy," Missy said, appearing at Becky's elbow. "Oh, hi Sabrina."
"The whole—" to Paris' surprise, he found he was not able to ask anything about the destruction of Troy.
"I suppose it wasn't really his fault. Agamemnon just needed a PROPER reason to invade Troy," Becky defended. "Hey, why the heck am I defending a chicken? But he's a cute chicken."
Unnoticed by many, Galadriel climbed atop the coffee table. She picked up a crystal glass and with a spoon, she banged on it for attention. The crystal glass shattered and went flying all over the place. What got her noticed was not that but the fact that a large chunk hit Elrond, who had been dancing next to her, right between the eyes and the Elf-lord went down, screaming.
"I've been hit! I've been hit!!" Elrond howled from the floor. Everyone crowded around him, hurrying to see if he was alright.
"Anyway," Galadriel said, from the coffee table. "Now that I've got your attention, I want everyone to be seated at the table and their respective spots."
Everyone scrambled to get seats as far away from Becky (who was now on her fourteenth glass of wine) as they possibly could.
Becky was seated at the very head of the table. Unfortunately (for them) Legolas, Will, Paris and Hector were seated within scary-fangirl-breathing range.
"BRING IN THE BIRTHDAY CAKE!!!" Galadriel shouted, clapping her hands. Several of the Galadhrim came in carrying a gigantic, fifteen-tiered cake. It was a chocolate cake decorated with purple frosting. There were little purple flowers, purple bunnies and purple eggs. There were also little M & M's and Skittles. Across the front in large GOLD lettering read "Happy Birthday Becky Greenleaf."
"Ooh! Birthdays! I love birthdays, cake all around," Jack said, immediately reaching for the cake but was swatted away by Gandalf who had been given the duty of guarding the cake.
"And now...for your special guests," Celeborn gestured at the cake and from behind the cake came... Boromir, followed by Faramir who came hand in hand with Éowyn and Éomer.
"OH MY GOD. MY BOROMIR!" Becky jumped over the table and hopped onto Boromir. "My baby's alive!!"
"I was not dead. I just ascended to a higher place," Boromir said, nodding as if he knew what he was talking about.
"Hey, why weren't we that privileged?" Paris whispered to Hector, pouting.
"I will not ask why my brother is alive. I will not ask why my brother is alive. I will not ask," Faramir kept repeating, nodding as if his life depended on it. "I will not ask. I will not ask. Oh, Happy Birthday Becky!"
"I will not ask why this dude is holding my hand. I will not ask why this dude is holding my hand. I will not," Éowyn nodded along in time with Faramir. "I will not ask. I will not ask. Happy Birthday Becky!"
"I will not ask what in the name of the horselords am I doing here. I won't, I won't," Éomer said. "Oh yeah, Happy Birthday Becky!"
"They train so well when they're young," Galadriel said, nodding like a proud mother hen.
"Is she implying something?" Gandalf muttered under his breath to Thranduil who chucked evilly.
"Yes Becky. These four are your TEMPORARY birthday gifts," Galadriel said. "At the end of one week, they have to be returned."
"What about us?!" Aragorn said, nearly tearing out his hair. "When are we to be returned?"
"Never?" Galadriel suggested, shrugging. "I'm not really sure. Only those four are on temporary loan. The rest of us are just visiting. I think you guys are stuck here. MWAHAHHAHA!!"
"Granny dear is really beginning to scare me," Elladan whispered to Elrohir.
"Try living with her," Arwen shot back as she was sitting in between her brothers.
"Ooh! Ooh! Galadriel!" Becky waved her hand in the air. Galadriel caught sight of her and nodded.
"Can I have Hector too for that one week loan period? Pretty please?" Becky batted her eyelashes at Galadriel and Hector. "Please, please?"
Both Hector and Paris looked at Galadriel in horror.
"Well I suppose. It's not like he was doing anything. The boatman keeps getting scared off by the dozens of Trojan women chasing Hector down there," Galadriel said, waving at them dismissively. "Yes, go on. He's to be returned in one week though."
Becky turned her charms on Hector. "Whaddya say? Aren't you happy to be mine for a week?"
"No son of Troy shall ever submit to a foreign fan girl," Hector shot to his feet, defending himself. Paris immediately latched back onto his brother's arm.
"Then every son of Troy shall be mine!!" Becky screamed, her voice echoing throughout the dining room.
Everyone fell silent and no one moved. The Hobbits even stopped eating. Gandalf and Gimli stopped smoking.
Hector blinked and gulped. "Well, I suppose our one week visit shall work."
"EXCELLENT!"
Yep...that's the end of this chapter. Hope you guys enjoy! The next chapter will be our 'temps' spending their joyous week with us. I hope you liked this chapter. You're review notes are below. LOVE YOU GUYS! Much hugs and kisses
Review Notes:
Sadistra-Hey hun! Thank you for the review. I'm so sorry that this chappy is so late. DO FORGIVE Bats eyelashes P.S: Missy says thank you and so do I!
Breck-Awww...you're so sweet, dear hugs I'm flattered :D Yep...I never take myself too seriously and that's reflected in my writing. As for Boromir, hmm...I'll try and work my magic with the loony...I mean LADY with the birdbath...er, mirror. Thank you so much for the sweet review!
rogue mystique- Woot! Woot! Here's another update. Always glad that I can make you guys laugh. I still do not understand what the fuzzy happened in Secret Window up to now, but what the hey, JOHNNY DEPP was in it. That makes it worth viewing for me. Thankies for the review. P.S: See Boromir is making his guest appearances.
baileymag-Hehe...LOTR insanity. Glad you liked :D Thank you for the happy birthday. (Missy says thankies too.) Aww...thank you! is looking in birthday cake tree Thank you for the review!!!
So I Am-LOL! Boromir in a pear tree ponders thought Glad you liked. Thank you for the review!!
Teha-Thank the Valar you're alive, sweetie! Oh my gosh!! Aren't you sweet?! looks around shiftily We might have an appearance by Achilles, MIGHT. As for our adorable little chicken, he's right here. points at Paris latched on to Hector's shoulder Thank you for the sweet review!!
Cotume-The-Strange-WOOT! WOOT! is dancing with you because you got the ROTK DVD I'm writing more, I AM is poking back Thankies for the sugar- induced review :D
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lessien-That's quite alright dear. You're here now :D Aww...it's not too late. Thank you for the happy birthday! Yep...I dream happily about living with Leggy...FOREVER bats eyes at frightened Legolas hiding behind Aragorn
Vanima Bliss-Thank you so much for the happy birthdays!! (Missy says lots of thank yous too!!!) that's okay for the late review...just glad you reviewed! Well hun, sorry about not letting you be in this chapter. If you've read my author's note, you'll know why. I'm really sorry and I just don't wish to maybe offend someone by accident. I would have loved to have you in it though. Thank you so much for the review!!!
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