Title: The Fellowship Underneath My Christmas Tree
Author: Becky Greenleaf
Summary: All she wanted for Christmas was an Elf. Just to wake up one morning and find Legolas underneath her Christmas tree, that was her dream. Well, one morning she woke up and there he was. But the slight problem was that it wasn't only him underneath that Christmas tree.....
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Humour/ Humour
Author's Note: Hi guys! Here's Becky Greenleaf again. Thank you all so much for the reviews!! They were so very much appreciated!! Becky Greenleaf is sorry that this update IS WAY OVERDUE. I've been really busy failing school. Last update was when we went on our road trip. However I promised you interactions with us and our temps so here it is! I feel so bad that I haven't written in a long time. However, the road trip chapter will have to be cut short to prepare for Christmas preparations. (I can't believe my babies have been here for a year already!!)
Also, a shameless little bit of self-promotion. To all you fanfiction writers out there, my friend and I have started up a Yahoo! Fanfiction group. It's open to all genres, all ratings, EVERYTHING except anime and banned fanfiction (e.g.: Anne Rice stories). The name of the group is Fanfiction For The Masses. Its link is in my bio. Please come and join us and post your stories!
Disclaimer: I do not own The Lord of the Rings, I MAKE NO MONEY off this story, I am not related to or claim to know Peter Jackson, J.R.R. Tolkien or any of the actors/actresses of the Lord of the Rings. I am just a humble fan who enjoys writing. However, I do own this story, myself, my house, my Christmas tree and my backyard. :D However, I do not own a seven hundred dollar radio. I wish I did but I do not. I do not own The Peeps Company. I own A PACK OF PEEPS but not the company. Sorry. Also: no REAL animals were harmed in the writing of this story. Only the Peeps, which are candy creatures. I do not own Troy. I do not own Hector and Paris. I DO NOT OWN Pirates of the Caribbean. I do not own Will Turner and Jack Sparrow. I do not own the real people. They own themselves. I only own the two characters of Raine and Jodie.
And to refresh your memories: the guest list.
The Lord of the Rings Character Appearances by: Galadriel, Celeborn, Haldir, Rúmil, Orophin, Elladan, Elrohir, Elrond, Arwen, the Galadhrim of Lothlórien, Boromir, Faramir, Éowyn, Éomer, Thranduil
Pirates of the Caribbean Character Appearances by: Captain Jack Sparrow, Will Turner
Troy Appearances by: Prince Hector, Prince Paris
Real Person Appearances by: Sabrina
Chapter Twelve: A Week With The Temps
Ah yes, this week we travel back in time to our week with the temps while the hijacked Greyhound bus goes bouncing through the desert, Becky and Missy still murdering each other for the wheel.
!And we travel back into time for our week with the temps!
Prince Hector was having a very unpleasant dream about giant cakes, screaming Trojan women and a boatman who was speeding off in his boat, also screaming. One of the screaming Trojan women had gotten hold of his favorite blue outfit and was tugging at it when someone (in actual reality) fell on top of him with a thud.
Hector woke up and leapt to attention and pushed whoever it was off of him. He looked down to find that odd Captain Jack Sparrow at his feet, a bottle of rum in each hand.
"So sorry, luv, er…sir? Luv…sir…luv…sir," Jack said, struggling to get to his feet. "I didn't quite see you there, luv, er…sir."
"Sir," Hector confirmed, reaching down and pulling Jack to his feet.
"Thank you, luv…sir!" Jack declared, saluting Hector and walking off drunkenly.
Hector just blinked at Jack's back (hehe) and surveyed his surroundings. He realized that he couldn't even see the floor. It was covered with the bodies of loudly snoring Elves.
"Hector honey pie! You're awake!" Becky shouted from atop the food table where she and Paris were furiously dancing away. Paris had shed the top half of his pretty blue outfit (much to Becky's delight) and Becky herself had rolled up her Elven gown to her knees so that it would not obstruct her dancing. A radio sat on the floor blaring dance music. Missy sat next to that radio, drinking a glass of bubbly champagne. Her dress too was rolled up, because she had also been dancing. Sabrina sat next to them just shaking her head and sighing. Will was sitting next to them and sighing too.
"Hi Hector!" Paris called, doing his best to keep up with Becky. He made no move to jump off the table and come to Hector.
Suddenly Hector's arm began to feel rather cold seeing as there was no Paris attached to it.
"Do the funky chicken!" Missy said, sipping delicately on her champagne.
Paris and Becky immediately started the funky chicken, hopping around each other on the table.
"Do the chicken dance!" Legolas said, coming out of the kitchen with his own bottle of champagne. He was followed by a giggling Arwen and Galadriel.
Paris and Becky immediately switched over to the chicken dance, jumping about and clucking loudly.
"Do the electric slide!" Galadriel said and both she and Arwen burst into laughter again, falling on each other.
Paris and Becky launched into the electric slide, Paris struggling to keep up with Becky who has serious sanity issues (and can cut a mean rug when she was ready).
"What are they doing?" Hector asked, coming to sit next to Missy on the floor.
"They are having a dance-off," Missy informed him, handing Hector her half-full glass of champagne. "Have some, sweetie."
"What is 'a dance-off'?" Hector asked, taking a sip of the bubbly champagne that made his nose tickle.
"They're dancing until someone can't keep up and they drop out. So far everyone's dropped out except for Paris and Becky. And they seem not to be going anywhere," Aragorn said, coming from down the hallway. He was dragging a giggling Celeborn and Elrond behind him.
"Hey Celeborn, Elrondie! You guys are back," Paris said, slowing down slightly. "Are you coming back to join us, please?"
"Celeborn? Elrondie? Please?!" Hector mouthed to Becky who just shrugged. Then he turned to Paris and pulled him off the table. "Who are you and what have you done with my little brother?"
"Yo bro! You messed up ma groove!" Paris said, trying to push off Hector's arm. "Now look what you've done. Becky's won!"
"GO ME GO ME!" Becky said, immediately beginning her victory dance. Missy leapt up onto the table and began victory dancing with her cousin.
Hector whacked his brother over the head with a sofa cushion. "I think you've had too much champagne."
"I think you've had too much champagne too," Becky put in, reaching to take the glass away from Hector but the Trojan man tightened his grip on the glass and took off down the hall.
"He's learning rather fast," Gimli said, coming into the room and taking a seat at the kitchen table. He ignored Becky and Missy's squawks of protest when he pulled out a chair, shaking the table in the process.
"I rather suppose so," Gandalf said, joining them. He was carrying a pot of tea and several cups. His robe was on back-to-front and his hat was upside down. "Would anybody care for a spot of tea?"
"I'd care for a spot of rum!" Jack said, stumbling into the room again both bottles of rum empty. "Someone give me rum!"
He caught sight of Becky and Missy table dancing and he hopped up to join them.
"Woo!!" Jack said, waving his arms and attempting to imitate Becky and Missy. Below them the table shook precariously.
Legolas and Aragorn caught sight of this and attempted to pull the fangirls and Jack off the table.
"Hey guys! Stop ruining the fun!" Becky scolded, shaking off the two inhabitants of Middle-earth. Then she turned to Jack. "Come on Cap'n Jack. Let's boogie down!"
"Yeah. You guys are ruining our fun," Missy said, struggling to shake off Aragorn who had latched onto her ankle. "Let go of the shoe!!"
Now as you can imagine, Legolas and Aragorn were miffed to say the least. They were Becky's babies and did not get scolded…for anything. Even when they did something bad. They hadn't even really gotten scolded from the grocery store incident.
While Legolas and Aragorn pondered this matter, up on the table, the dancing had slowed because Becky's six-inch platforms were killing her feet.
"Come on babies," Becky said, extending her arms. Legolas and Aragorn automatically came forward but Paris and Jack reached there first and had hooked onto Becky's arms.
"Come here, Will," Missy jumped into Will's arms. "You're more like me anyway. Off to the kitchen we go!"
Celeborn, Galadriel, Elrond and Arwen formed a conga line and followed them out of the living room and into the kitchen.
And with that they headed off into the kitchen leaving Gandalf, Gimli, Legolas, Aragorn and Sabrina just staring.
"Those are MY fangirls," Legolas and Aragorn said in unison. They glared after Jack, Paris and Will.
"There, there," Sabrina said, patting them each on their backs. "Come on. Let's go try to see if we can win back your fangirls."
She marched the two of them into the kitchen, Gandalf and Gimli following with their cups of tea.
When they arrived at the kitchen, they already found Missy in front of the stove, already making pancakes. Becky was making the batter for more pancakes and for chocolate cupcakes at the same time.
Hector (with an empty glass of champagne), Paris, Will and Jack sat at the kitchen table, nibbling at the pancakes that were already made.
However, going around the table in an extended conga line were several awake Galadhrim, Haldir, Rúmil, Orophin, Galadriel, Arwen, Celeborn, Elrond, Elladan and Elrohir.
"And do the funky chicken," Hector shouted, waving the champagne glass and swaying slightly.
The conga line broke into the funky chicken, however they made sure to keep a grip on each other. It was an odd sight indeed.
At that moment, the four Hobbits who had been missing in action arrived. Their mouths were covered in blue and it appeared they had found the dye. They immediately joined the conga line and began singing with their own song.
Moments later Faramir, Éowyn, Éomer and Boromir came in all holding hands. They were walking in a straight line which was kind of difficult because they kept bumping into walls.
"BOROMIR MY BABY!" Becky immediately abandoned making the pancake batter and grabbed the pancakes out from under Hector, Paris, Will and Jack. She immediately put Boromir to sit at the table and began cutting his pancakes for him.
"Now that IS NOT RIGHT!" Legolas declared as he and Aragorn simmered with jealousy. "Those are my pancakes!"
"And mine!" Aragorn chimed in, looking highly unhappy as Becky buried Boromir's pancakes in syrup and chipping them into smaller pieces.
"Are you hungry, my little baby?" Becky cooed in a sickeningly sweet voice.
Boromir nodded happily, opening his mouth for a piece of pancake. "Yes mommy."
Legolas' hand twitched near his bow and arrows and Aragorn and Gimli had to jump on him to hold him down.
"Are you guys hungry too?" Missy said, batting her eyelashes at Faramir and Éomer. All they had to do was nod and two heaping plates of pancakes appeared in front of them. She bathed them in syrup and began feeding them each to Faramir and Éomer who both looked highly spoiled.
Aragorn's hand twitched near his sword and Gandalf and Sabrina had to restrain him. He joined Legolas in glaring down 'Becky's new babies.'
"So Becky, what are we doing today?" Sabrina asked, holding out a hand to restrain Legolas and Aragorn as some syrup got on Boromir's cheek and Becky swabbed at it with a napkin and some soap.
"I have lots of birthday money now," Becky replied, still fussing over Boromir. "I think we'll go shopping."
"Who's 'we'?" Legolas chimed in. "You can't take all of us out."
"Speaking of all of us," Galadriel said, as she and Celeborn broke the conga line. They waltzed over to the kitchen table. "We should be heading back."
"Well, I suppose," Becky said with a pout. She had now begun feeding Faramir and Boromir at the same time. "My parents should be back soon."
"Uh-oh," Missy said, dropping the fork loudly. "We have tons of cleaning to do!"
The fangirls immediately ran off, grabbing mops and brooms. Faramir, Boromir and Éomer were left staring at each other.
"How are we supposed to eat?!" Éomer asked, eyes wide. "I've been spoiled from the moment I arrived here."
"Deal with it," Legolas and Aragorn said and stormed off. "We're going to help our fangirls."
Everyone in the kitchen stared after them, eyes wide.
"Don't mind them. It's the air down here," Sabrina replied, helping herself to the pancakes. "Pancakes?"
It was the next day and the house was absolutely spotless. Becky, Missy, the fellowship, Sabrina and their extra guests had spent the entire day scrubbing the house from top to bottom.
Almost immediately after, the temporary guests had departed, amid lots of tears from Becky. However, of course Paris, Hector, Jack, Will, Boromir, Faramir, Éomer and Éowyn remained behind.
"Now…for the first order of business," Becky said, holding up a checklist. "I've got birthday money which means, guess who goes shopping!!"
Aragorn and Legolas immediately leapt up and began shouting, "ME! ME!"
"Well, we would have liked to take our temps exploring…" Missy said but then Sabrina poked her in the shoulder. "I suppose, we can all go."
Aragorn and Legolas aimed glares in the direction of the temps who were nodding enthusiastically and chatting amongst themselves.
"We want to go to the mall," the temps said in a collective unit.
"Demanding little buggers aren't they?" Gandalf whispered to Frodo who nodded his agreement.
"That's our mall!" Legolas and Aragorn shouted in unison, pulling out their swords and aiming it at the temps. All the temps with the exception of Paris drew their swords. The little chicken latched onto his brother's arm and hid. The Hobbits, Gimli and Gandalf came to the aid of the Elf and Man. They immediately began screaming threats at each other and exchanging death glares.
"Hold up, kids!" Becky said, planting herself in between the warring parties. "There is to be no blood shed by either of my babies!"
"And the mall does not belong to anyone!" Sabrina countered, getting an approving nod from Missy.
"We can all have a compromise," Becky said, pushing down Legolas' bow and arrow and holding the blade of Hector's sword. "I love all of you'll rather equally…though I love you more, Legolas! Come here and let me give you some sugar!"
She pounced on Legolas, bow and arrow and all, and gave him a big, wet fangirl pink kiss. Legolas promptly shook her off and ran screaming. The fangirl immediately gave chase.
"Well, looks like life's back to normal," Sabrina said, watching Legolas and Becky run circles around them in the living room. Aragorn had now joined in to help Legolas and Missy was helping Becky give chase. "Hey people, the mall opened about twenty minutes ago!"
The chasing had stopped, Legolas immediately stopping dead in his tracks. Becky plummeted into him, sending the two of them flying into the wall. Missy and Aragorn, however, had stopped in time and were now laughing hysterically as Legolas and Becky struggled to untangle themselves.
The temps on the other hand had magically changed into human clothes. Will looked very oddly more like Orlando Bloom than possible. He was wearing all black and had lots of rings and chains on.
"Not bad," Captain Jack commented, a pair of very dark sunglasses on his nose. He just looked like an extremely drunk Johnny Depp.
"That's so cool!" Becky commented, her bright pink backpack already on her back and she was heading for the door. "Now…for some rules of etiquette. Rule 1: If someone asks you if you are, for example, Orlando Bloom, shake your head firmly and say 'My mommy Becky said that I should not speak to strangers.' Rule 2: Do not stray away from Mommy. The mall is sometimes not a safe place for my young babies. Rule 3: There are no more rules and here we go!"
They marched out the door in single file, Becky, Missy and Sabrina leading and Gandalf bringing up the rear. They headed down the sidewalk, looking truly odd indeed. Becky and Sabrina were marching, Becky leading Legolas by the hand. Missy was being carried by Aragorn who was just thrilled to have his fangirl back. Éowyn, Éomer, Faramir and Boromir were holding hands looking like lost schoolgirls.
Hector was leading Paris by the arm because he kept getting distracted by the cars and had tried to jump in front of one. Will was also leading Jack by the arm because he was the one who had encouraged Paris to jump in front of the car. The Hobbits were currently devouring all the snacks packed for the trip and Gimli was helping them. Gandalf was bringing up the rear and puffing along on his pipe.
The group looked very odd indeed but they failed to notice the confused gazes from passersby who had stopped dead in their tracks to gape after them. You see, only the temps had gotten earth clothes, everyone else was dressed in their Middle-earth garb.
They trooped on this way until they arrived at the mall. The security guards stared after them, thinking that these people looked eerily familiar but soon gave up the thought.
As soon as they marched through the glass doors of the mall, a pleasant familiar scent floated into the nostrils of everyone except Becky, Missy and Sabrina. That scent was, of course, pizza mixed with ice cream and cake and all the yummy things that one can devour at a mall.
Becky had to jump on Legolas and Aragorn to hold them back from racing to the food court. The temps stood looking dumbfounded, their noses twitching back and forth like bloodhounds. Paris and Jack were beginning to salivate. The Hobbits immediately began begging for money to escape to the food court.
"What is that smell?" Will said, barely able to restrain himself. He was tempted to drift off in the direction of the scent.
"Food court," Becky, Missy and Sabrina replied in unison. They were all holding back the inhabitants of Middle-earth along with the temps. Legolas and Aragorn were trying vainly to throw Becky and Missy off.
"Calm down," Becky instructed, grabbing Aragorn by the hair, causing the man to squawk in protest. "Sorry, honey, but the food court was not going to be our first stop."
There was a collective groan and pout from everyone. Legolas, especially, batted his large eyes. At this, Becky softened slightly.
"I'll make it our second stop," Becky said, compromising. "Our first stop is going to be dun dun dun…the Beauty Salon!"
Becky and Missy were the only two who squealed in delight. Blank stares were awarded to them from all the members of Middle-earth and the temps.
Sabrina, on the other hand, rolled her eyes and groaned, "Becky, you were just there YESTERDAY."
"That was entirely twenty-four hours ago," Becky replied, tugging the unwilling Aragorn, Legolas, Paris, Hector, Will and Captain Jack towards the candy pink beauty parlor that was looming closer and closer into their vision.
Missy and Sabrina followed, dragging everyone else, who were moaning and groaning and fussing.
Legolas and Aragorn were especially unwilling and dug their heels into the floor, refusing to budge. Becky and Missy both threw their weight at them but they didn't budge. The cousins promptly began shoving extremely hard while Sabrina held down everyone else. Passersby stopped to stare at the two brightly dressed girls shoving at two grown oddly dressed men and then the other normal looking girl holding down several other men and a woman.
"HELL NO! WE WON'T GO!" Aragorn and Legolas protested, grabbing on to each other for support as a really hard push from Becky nearly pushed Legolas over.
Becky and Missy stared at each other blankly and just shook their heads. Where did these people learn their language?
"But Leggy, it's a beauty parlor, hun. They're gonna brush your pretty blond hair and er…straighten it further," Becky said, trying to persuade the stubborn Elf. "We could put some golden highlights in it if you want."
Legolas began to soften ever so slightly but he didn't dare let it show. On one hand, someone brushing his hair would feel nice but on the other hand, what if it was someone like Becky who couldn't resist pulling out his hair to make a personal shrine to.
"Yeah," Missy said, taking a hint from her cousin. "They're gonna do up your hair lovely, Aragorn. They could pluck your eyebrows and then put on a masque."
At this, the poor man blanched and ducked behind Legolas. The frightened man called, "Now there's no way I'm going in there!"
"You know," Sabrina put in slyly, tapping her chin with her index finger. "I just heard that the owner of the beauty parlor started making and selling her own chocolates. I think they're selling chocolates at ten for a dollar. Maybe—"
Sabrina was cut off by having to hit the deck as Aragorn and Legolas jostled each other to race to the beauty parlor. Everyone else immediately took off after them, Sabrina, Becky and Missy hanging onto their clothes for dear life.
"Good thinking, Sabrina," Becky commented while being tugged off. "The sane one as always."
"The sane one in truth," Sabrina replied with an eye roll as she allowed herself to be tugged into the candy pink salon.
As soon as they crossed the pink threshold of the candy pink store to the bright pink tiled floor, the inhabitants of Middle-earth and the temps just stood and gasped. Never in all their long (or short lives) had they seen so much pink.
The mirrors were lined with pink fluffy trim, the chairs were fluorescent pink, all the salon equipment were pink, the hairdressers were dressed from head-to-toe in pink and their hair was also gasp pink and…well you get the picture. Everything was pink.
"My pupils are turning to bright pink!" Pippin said, poking Merry and prodding at his eyes. "Hey, I'm getting the oddest feeling of déjà vu here."
"Déjà what?" Merry echoed. He had no clue what his crazy cousin was talking about. "But I agree with the pupil thing."
Legolas and Aragorn just screamed in horror and latched onto each other, Hector and Paris took a cue from them and hooked onto each other too.
But Becky and Missy immediately broke out into smiles. "Hey Jodie! Hi Raine!"
The previously silent salon immediately burst into chatter. The two aforementioned hairdressers immediately rushed over and embraced Becky and Missy, squealing happily. The cousins were immediately whisked away to their special seats of honor smack dab in the middle of the salon. There they were greeted by many of the regular customers with smiles and hugs.
"Okay, Raine!" Becky giggled as Raine draped a cover (bright strawberry pink) over Becky's clothes. "Eyebrow wax, manicure, pedicure, facial, seaweed wrap and of course, straightening iron on my hair."
"That's it?" Jodie put in, wrapping a cover around Missy. "What about you cousin Missy?"
"That's it?" the temps, along with the members of Middle-earth echoed, mouths agape in shock as Missy began rattling off her equally long list.
"And who have we here?" Raine said, pointing at the temps and Becky's babies who were furiously hunting for the ten chocolates for a dollar and demolishing everything in their paths.
"Those are my babies," Becky said, offhandedly. "They'll be getting the works. Oh and my friend, Sabrina. Same for her."
Before they could utter a word of protest, they were whisked into salon chairs and the stylists immediately got to work.
Five days, 12 hours, 45 minutes later
The temps, followed by the members of Middle-earth stumbled out of the salon, screaming hysterically for food. Their hair was curled and straightened, depending on whom you were talking about. Legolas was trying to 'gaspity gasp' pull out his hair! It hung dead straight and stiff down his back being coated with layers of hair gel and hair spray. It smelled like an herbal explosion.
Aragorn still had the slight remains of a facial mask on and the rest of his face was so clean it shone. Gandalf's beard and eyebrows had been waxed off. He had now pulled his hat over his face to hide his shame. Paris and Hector had been treated to full body wax from two eager, willing stylists (whom Becky eventually beat off with a curling iron) and were limping from the pain of the wax and they had accidentally been burnt from the curling iron when Becky had took off after the stylists.
Faramir, Boromir, Éomer and Gimli were minus their beards and three-quarters of their hair. Captain Jack had a French braid in his hair and they'd French braided his beard too. Will had been treated to a manicure and a pedicure because according to Missy, his alter egos were spotless and he should be too. The Hobbits also had manicures and pedicures and alas, had to be wearing slippers (Raine had crazy-glued the slippers to their feet.)
However, the loudest screamer was the Lady Éowyn. She had been treated to a massage, manicure and pedicure with pink nail polish; her hair had been straightened and done very stylishly in layers. And of course, makeup was caked on by the pound.
She was hysterical and could not be comforted by her brother nor her future husband. Passersby in the mall stopped to gape at them once again as Éowyn ran around, screaming, "I LOOK LIKE A WOMAN!"
As the temps and the members of Middle-earth took off to the food court, screaming for food, Becky, Missy and Sabrina trailed out the salon, calling their goodbyes to the stylists.
Sabrina also had had the works like Becky and Missy and she was finding it difficult to move beneath the pounds of makeup and hairspray.
Becky and Missy, on the other hand, looked exactly the same as they did the moment they walked into the salon.
Sabrina just stared at them in shock as they strolled to catch up with the temps and the members of Middle-earth who were terrifying everyone in their path.
"But…but…you guys look the same," Sabrina finally spluttered, terribly confused.
"Can't mess with perfection," Becky shrugged, pulling out a chocolate bar. "Chocolate, Sabrina dear? You'd better not say no because by the time we reach the food court, there'll be nothing left."
And there ends Chapter 12: A Week With The Temps. Isn't it sad the poor little temps had to spend an entire week in the salon? I'm sorry this chappy took ages to arrive. I've been terribly busy. DO NOT WORRY: the Christmas chapter will be up very soon. I've already started planning it. Don't worry it'll be a Christmas/road trip chapter.
And without further ado: your review notes.
Review replies:
baileymag-Hey hey! Glad you liked the chapter. Yes, hijacking their own car was totally unexpected wasn't it?! I never fail to make you smile?!! Awww…Don't worry about your family thinking that about you…mine thinks the same about me. I hope you enjoyed my old and new babies interaction. LOL…Missy and I act like this all the time. They don't take any skill to write because the insaneness is everyday life. Thank you for the lovely, longish review. I LOVE LONG REVIEWS!!
Chantal J-Hey! Glad you like the last chapter. Yeah yeah, Gandalf can totally drive. I have NO CLUE where he learned, I keep asking him but he never replies. Here's the update! Thank you for the review.
Sadistra-HEY YOU!! Glad you loved the chapter 'is overjoyed' Hmm…I wish we could stop in Massachusetts but alas…you'll see why we can't in the next chapter. :) We're already elsewhere, celebrating Christmas. It would be cool for my babies to see that, it might freak them out a little but nevertheless fun. Thankies for giving me ideas. You're such a great friend!! 'huggles' Gandalf driving…LOL. Thank you for the review.
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Breck-HEYA! Glad you liked my last chapter. Of course the road trip will continue. It'll be a combination Christmas and road trip. Of course, randomness will reign. As you see in this chapter we did not dump dear Boromir. I'm so sorry this chapter took so long but now I'm back again, hard at work and writing. "my petite basted chicken wimple." LOL…should I be flattered? Thankies for the long review. I (heart) long reviews. 'is happy'
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