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Summary: Summary: A certain note read-" Hey, come near the Dolphin-fountain at 12 tonight. Christmas surprise awaits you! Sshhh... Keep it a secret." What's going on? Who wrote this to whom?
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Last chapter:
Touya:
He checked the watch and found that it was exactly 3 minutes to twelve.
The person would be here any minute now. I can barely wait to see who it will be! And that surprise too!
Just then he heard shuffling noises followed by a woman's singing. He turned around swiftly, his senses on the alert. His jaw dropped to the ground. His eyes literally popped out of his sockets. Through the thick forest of trees and bushes he could make out who it was. It was ' The psychopath- Nakuru!'
He was, there was no other word for it but – freaking like the world was coming to an end!
It was a good thing that she hadn't noticed him standing there because of the trees that was shielding the view.
OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG ! BLOODY HELLLLLL! IT'S HER! I SHOULD HAVE GUESSED BEFORE! WHAT THE BLOODY HELL SHALL I DO NOW!
The Clandestine renezvous:
PART II:
Touya:
What shall I do now, he screamed inside, staring at the dancing maniac who was inches from spotting him. He snapped out and looked around. Any minute now… He jumped behind the huge bush at the middle of the semicircle of bushes and benches. Sighing in relief, he peered over the bush and saw her appear at the entrance of the clearing. If he had hesitated even a minute, then he would have probably been buried under the Li's garden, where the psycho would have jumped on him.
He heard her singing and probably dancing around and cringed at the thought of being caught by her. If she suddenly decides to walk or dance around the bush then he hated to think about what would be in store for him.
" Bloody hell! I should have known that she was the one who had planned the surprise for me! Well, it was a surprise though, a very nasty surprise! " He muttered gritting his teeth. If he hadn't been so busy worrying and peeping around the bush, then he would have noticed some one falling off one of the cherry blossom trees.
Meilin and Noako:
They looked on curiously, as Touya dived behind the huge bush.
" What is wrong with this idiot now! Hey Noako I think he has decided to spy like us or something." Meilin muttered
" I don't know. Didn't you see his face before he dived behind that bush? He looked like he had seen some one snuff it." Noako said, peering at the cowering man behind the bush.
" Do you think he is…" Noako started, but stopped when they heard a muffled singing.
An instant later, they knew the reason for his strange behavior. No sooner had they seen him dive behind the bush, they saw Nakuru appear at the clearing, dancing as though she was putting up a show for the president of China.
Kero and Suppi:
They watched amazed as Touya dived behind the bush.
" What the hell is he doing?" Suppi asked, frowning.
Kero stared at Touya intently, as though he was watching a new species of animal.
" I think he is peeing." He declared after a minute. Suppi snorted.
" Yeah, I think you are right. He must be peeing, because he looked like he had seen a cockroach!" he said, and kero could see a faint shiver run through him. He gaped at Suppi.
" Cockroach!" He blurted out, incredulously.
Suppi clapped his mouth with his palm.
" Hee hee, well I don't like cockroaches! They make me sick!" He defended, nervously. (DT: I hate cockroaches. Honestly! They make me sick at the pit of my stomach. I have had very bad experiences with them since my childhood. And, when I say BAD, I mean REALLY BAD! Cough, I had to add it. Couldn't help it… anyway, on with the chappie. Sorry.)
Kero opened and closed his mouth like a fish, lost for words.
" You…you are afraid of cockroaches!" Kero exclaimed and broke into a fit of giggles.
Suppi covered his moth hastily, fearing that the others would hear him. He was laughing like there was no tomorrow. Suppi looked at him feeling utterly miserable. His rival had come to know about his worst fears. Just then, they noticed a figure entering the clearing.
Kero stopped laughing instantly. Suppi was too stunned to take his fingers off Kero's face.
Naoko and Meilin:
They let out twin gasps.
" Why the hell has she come here right now!" Noako hissed.
" Shit! Now we know why Touya is hiding! These idiots are totally spoiling the plan!" Meilin hissed back.
" No Meilin, something is totally wrong here. I don't think this is connected with Tom and Eriol's meeting at all. In fact…" Before Noako could finish her sentence, they heard the familiar voice of Touya, through the headphones.
" Bloody hell! I should have known that she was the one who had planned the surprise for me! Well, it was a surpr…"
The rest of his sentence was drowned by Meilin's startled squeak as she lost her balance on the tree and fell down with a loud thump and Noako's surprised gasp as she clutched the bark of the tree.
Kero and Suppi:
" What is she doing here!" he gasped, gazing unbelievingly at Nakuru.
Kero tore his fingers off his face. " I certainly don't know what is going on but I guess that explains why Touya is peeing right now. He certainly has a very good reason to do so. I think this was why he looked so scared a minute ago." He said. Turning towards Suppi he sniffled his giggles and breathed out, " and the reason is certainly not a cockroach!"
He broke into a fit again and Suppi clasped his fingers over his mouth hastily. He glared at kero and started to strangle him as much as possible.
Before Suppi could finish doing the honors of strangling Kero, they heard Touya's voice again.
" Bloody hell! I should have known that she was the one who had planned the surprise for me! Well, it was a surpr…"
Kero let out an audible gasp, his eyes as wide as dinner plates. Suppi was yet again too stunned to stop strangling Kero. He could only gape back at him in shock.
Kero shook himself away from his murderer and took a few deep breaths.
" Well, it looks like you are not the only one who had decided to give a surprise after all." Suppi said, getting his voice back and grinned wickedly at him.
Kero smirked. " Yeah, I wonder how many more of them are going to give surprises."
Suppi nodded. " They certainly are giving us surprises" he said, a strange glint shinning in his eyes.
This was surely going to be fun.
Meilin and Noako:
Meilin cursed under her breath rubbing her butt. She looked at the hiding man behind the bush and sighed in relief that she hadn't been spotted.
" Are you alight!" Noako whispered at her from the top of the tree.
" Yeah!" Meilin whispered back, scowling. He jumped on to branch in a jiffy and looked at her friend.
" 'Course I am all right, except that I just got a sore but and am currently unable to sit properly!" she hissed at, gritting her teeth in frustration. Noako laughed at her nervously.
Meilin sighed. It wasn't Noako's fault. She had no reason to vent her frustration on her. BUT IMAGINE FALLING ON YOUR BUTT FROM A HIGH BRANCH! At least I didn't hurt my head or Tomoyo's camera. She sighed in relief as she inspected the camera and realized that it wasn't affect by the fall.
" Sorry Noako" She muttered.
Noako smiled. " That's ok. Listen I think there is something funny going on here so why don't we just wait and see if more people are going to be here. I don't now, but I have this strange feeling that something big is going to happen!" she said in an excited whisper.
Meilin looked at her and grinned. This is going to be interesting. She trained the camera towards the fountain and focused at the two.
They were certainly going to have fun.
Nakuru:
Ha ha I can't wait to see you Touya my darling! I wonder what the surprise is going to be! She giggled in excitement and hummed a tune as she danced towards the clearing.
Twirling around, she entered the clearing. Grinning in anticipation she looked around gleefully.
" OOOOHHH Touya! My DARLING! I can't wait to see you! Come soon!" she shouted, looking up at the sky.
Touya cringed behind the bush, sweating badly.
" I would never do that if a mad axe man was standing behind me ready to behead me!" he muttered under his breath.
What the hell is she playing at damn it! She is declaring that I am her darling to the whole world or what! When the hell did I ever say she can call me HER DARLING!
Meilin, Noako and Kero, Suppi:
Kero and Suppi snorted. " Darling? Wait till Sakura hears about this!" Kero said, his eyes dancing in amusement. " He he, so I am not the only one suffering in Nakuru's hands" Suppi said, laughing.
On the adjacent tree, it was all Noako could do from screaming with laughter. She stuffed her mouth with both her palms as she watched Meilin imitate Touya and Nakuru, making devious faces.
" ohh Touya! My daaaaaaaarling!" she cooed making her face look like a crazed fan.
" oohh! You called me darling! No one has ever called me that! Ohhhhh!" she made another mock crazed expression. " Thank you! Oh Thank you!" she cooed again, blowing kisses.
" Mei…lin! Sto…p it!" Noako gasped.
Nakuru and Touya:
Meanwhile, Nakuru seemed to have made a title song for 'Touya'.
" Touya ! Toa, Touyee!
U r a lucky boyee!
'Cause I am such a sweetyee!
And you are such a beautyee!"
" la la la la…"
" Touya! Toa, Touyee!
U r a lovely boyee!
You don't need to worryee!
'cause I'll protect you from any meaniee!"
" la la la la…"
" Touya! Toa Touyee!
U r my little boyee!
I'll give you a shweeet teddy!
If you give me my Suppiee!"
On the trees:
Suppi stopped laughing abruptly at the end of the stanza.
" Suppi! Why the hell is she pulling me in for! And why the hell does she want Touya to hand me over to her! Hasn't she had enough of me!" Suppi whispered to Kero, looking positively terrified.
Kero was laughing so hard that no sound was coming from him. His eyes were shut tightly surrounded by tears and his hands clutched his sides that were hurting severely from the effect of the laughter. He was shaking badly.
" Kero breathe or you will die. I don't think Sakura san will like that." Suppi said seriously.
Kero took his advice and sucked air through his mouth. It came out as a gasp.
Catching his breath, he looked up at Suppi trying not to remember the song and trying desperately not to laugh at what Suppi had just said.
" I think she was talking about the 'surprise' when she said Suppie" he gasped out before taking a deep breath so he could laugh again. Calming himself down, he took hold of the other end of the headphones and pressed his ears against the huge earplugs.
Suppi breathed a sigh of relief and went back to listening through the headphones.
Meanwhile, Meilin and Noako were giggling like crazy, their eyes brimming with tears and Meilin was having trouble holding the video camera steadily.
Touya:
Touya scowled, closing his ears tightlyWHAT A DEVIOUS, DEVILISH, HORRIBLE, TERRIBLE, TORTURING, TERRIFIEYING AND A HORRIFIYING SONG THIS IS!
HELL! IS THIS EVEN SUPPOSE TO BE A SONG!
Touyee! What the bloody hell is that! I bloody need a change of Name! He decided, fighting the urge to jump out and strangle her into silence.
Nakuru:
Nakuru grew impatient as she checked the time. It was already 2 minutes past twelve.
He should be here by now! Where is he! She wondered as she approached the entrance of the clearing. She peeped around the tree and squinted. She could see a figure approaching. Touya! She thought. An instant later though, she could see who the person was clearly. The faint lights from the garden lamps illuminated the pretty face of…Shiefa! What is she doing here!
Nakuru stared at the figure walking from the far end of the garden, down the lane. Shall I go and say hi and ask what she is up to? No…
She might lie to me.
Nakuru smirked as a sudden thought entered her mind. No, she will definitely lie to me! It'll be better if I hide and spy! I'll find out what she is up to. Touya is not here yet anyway.
Making up her mind, She turned around hastily and ran as soundlessly as possible towards the bushes. Running around the human sized bush right at the center of the huge semicircle of bushes and benches, she jumped behind it and slowly poked her head towards the entrance of the clearing.
Touya:
He almost screamed when he saw her running right towards his bush. He was sweating showers (in anime style). Right when she ran around his bush, he took off as fast as possible. He ran, across the bench and the adjacent bush, crossing another bench and jumped behind the next bush.
(Are you confused? You see, the whole bunch of bushes is huge. Touya is a really fast runner. So, when he saw Nakuru running towards him he calculated the correct time he should take off if she chose to run to his bush. The bush is so huge that, when she started to run around the bush to the other side, he took off. And, hence when she reached behind the bush, he was already gone. She missed him by inches. He is right now a bush and two benches away. Can you get it now? )
Meilin and Naoko:
" ohhh! This is going to be a great video coverage! That was some escape he made!" Meilin squealed like Tomoyo and looked at a sweat dropping Noako.
Kero and Suppi:
" Hee hee! I have to give him a Christmas surprise. He managed to escape Nakuru's grasp!" Suppi said, chuckling appreciatively.
" Ha ha! I doubt he will even come near you if you ever mention 'Surprise' again!" Kero said, sniggering.
Touya:
" Phew! Escaped. Maybe I should start directing a film like 'CATCH ME IF YOU CAN'
Staring her and me. Why the hell did she run like there was a headless man heading for a headless hunt anyway? And that too why must she chose my bush of all bushes to hide in!" He whined under his breath, much to the 'Group on tree's' amusement.
He looked towards the entrance and what he saw made his stomach sink even lower than possible and settle down somewhere in the bottom. It was another one of the 'giggling nightmares' in the house that seemed to know only one word in the whole language, KAWAII.
" Why kami! Why should you be so cruel to me?" he groaned under his breath.
The group on the trees giggled at his predicament.
Author's Note:
Lol! I loved writing this chapter!
Sooooooorrrrrrrryyyyy! I know that you probably want to kill me for leaving it like this. Guess what happens next? Well, I won't tell you!
Hee hee! Anyway, I love you guys. I love you all for the lovely reviews that I have been receiving.
Thanks to my reviewers again!
Note:
And, guys do you want me to continue The REED'S Tomb? (It's the other story of mine) 'Cause I haven't got any good reviews for it. I was disappointed though, because it has a very good plot. Please tell me if you want me to continue it, because I don't want to waste time on it.
Back to Topic:
So that was the 3rd chapter and the 2nd part of The Clandestine Rendezvous!
If you want to know what happens next, then you will have to read the next part.
SO, CATCH THE NEXT AND THE FOURTH PART OF CHRISTMAS CONFUSION: -
THE CLANDESTINE RENDEZVOUS – PART III!
Until then,
Ja ne ! from – dreamteam.