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This chapter has nothing to do with the story. It is a version written by KL and IG when they got bored and nothing in this chapter continues on with the actual story this is just for humor and I had NOTHING to do with this... most likely rated Adult or w/e just cause of things mentioned.
THIS IS WHERE SHINNYA AND CELIETA COME IN FROM THE NORM. CHAPPIE 4
Naomi's POV Next morning after breakfast
"LETS GO!" Screamed Inuyasha.
"O shut up you stupid dog!" I screamed back.
"Make me bitch!" Inuyasha screamed.
"Okay I will you moth (SD::cencored!!!!!) " ties him up and gags him
"Oh my what happened here?" Kagome asked while untying Inuyasha
"He got on my nerves and told me to shut him up, so I did" I said while smirking...
"Hey where is Kurama?" asked Yusuke "well actually where is Ceileta, Hiei and Shinnya also what did they decide to go for a walk?"
"Well now that you think of it I remember Kurama saying he was going to wash up at the springs and, and Ceileta was following him, but I don't know what happened to Hiei or Shinnya?"
'Cileta's POV'
"So Kurama what activitys do you excel most at in school?" I asked (note: they are wearing their undergarments)
"Well everything I suppose although art isn't my strongest suit"
"Well think I could help you there"
"Okay…" cut off by a rustle in the bushes
"Kurama what do you think is in the bushes do you think it's anything dangerous" Sunggles up to Kurama looking for protection then the hear a slight womans moan and a mans giggle. (...giggle?)
"Uhhhh.. you know what I'm not gonna ask!" They get out and head back to the hut.
back at the hut w/ kurama and celita
'Yusuke's POV'
Hiei walks out of the woods brushing the dirt off his coat
"So what have you been up to?" I asked
"Hn, none of your concern" Hiei replied
Just at that moment Shinya walked out of the woods picking twigs out of her hair.
"So Shinya what have you been up to?" Kira asked with a slight smile on her face
"Oh you know demon hunting and other things, and well I got him" She said with a small smile on her face
"I'm sure you did" Kira replied as I noticed Hiei blush and look away.
"Before we go I say that we play truth or dare," Cieleta proposed.
"We have to go!" Inuyasha stated. He then grabbed Kagome and started to walk away.
"Oh come on this will be fun," Kagome whinned as she pulled Inuyasha back to the group.
Cieleta and Shinya looked positively evil as they also sat down next to their crushes. Kira looked scared and the guys just looked bored.
"Truth or dare…Kuwabara?" Shinnya started.
"DARE ALL THE WAY!" Kuwabara shouted.
"I dare you to grab Miroku's butt and tell him that you will bare his children," Shinya laughed maniacally.
The girls mouths dropped as the guys suddenly got interested in the game.
"Miroku Where the Hell do you think your going!" Shinnya asked a Miroku who was trying to get away. He dashed off in a sprint and I watched Hiei tackle him.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" I laughed out as Kuwabara slowly moved over to Miroku with a horrified look on his face. As the contact was made I gasped in horror as Miroku fainted and Kuwabara smiled. At that moment I realized his true nature…………………………………………………He's BI! 00
Kuwabara pov"
I had just completed the oddly pleasant dare. I looked at who would be my victim. At that moment two words crossed my mind…THE SHRIMP!
"Hiei truth or dare," Kuwabara Asked.
"Truth. After that last performance definetly truth," Hiei replyed.
"Alright. When did you have your first boner?" Kuwabara asked.
Hiei's face got extremely red with anger and embarrassment. At that moment Shinya started hyperventilating. "thismornin" Hiei mumbled very fast and then got up to leave.
"What was that? You said it so fast that I don't think that anyone caught that," Yusuke stated. "And this game is just beginning so sit your small ass back down."
"THIS MORNING!" Hiei yelled at Yusuke looking extremely annoyed. Shinnya passed out at the comment.
Everyone's mouths dropped besides Cieleta's who was laughing histerically.
Hiei POV
I looked away from the in-awe stares and Cieleta's laughter. I was going to get Urameshi back since Kuwabara had already had his turn. Shinnya had woken up by now. I thought she was going to turn into a strawberry with the color of her complexion.
"Urameshi it's your turn. Truth or dare?" I asked him as dramatic music played in the background.
"DARE!" Said Yusuke without a trace of fear on his face.
"I dare you to pick Kurama's nose and eat the booger!" I challenaged.
"That is just down right nasty!" Yusuke complained.
"Oh you are going to do it anyway. It's like I always say you can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can not pick your friends nose. Needless to say you have to anyway! HAHAHAHA!" Shinya said with a huge grin on her face.
I could only smile. I looked to Kitsune as Yusuke walked over to him with his head hung. Kurmama looked mortified and Cieleta was trying to get me to take the dare back and she clung to him like a hopeless schoolgirl. The picking was ripe and Yusuke inhailed the booger quickly. Cieleta looked sick at the whole event and Kurama was pure white. Yusuke then walked back to Kira with his head held low in humiliation.
Yusuke's POV
That was so Hummiliating. I can't believe that I just picked Kurama's booger. I Had to get Hiei back…but how? I know through Shinnya. Hiei is not the intimate type so I will make Shinnya do something perverted to him. If Shinnya refuses I will just call her a coward and she will then of course jump to the task at hand.
"Shinya truth or dare?" I questioned.
"Truth!" she replied.
"Are you sure. You afraid of a little dare? Don't think that you can handle it?" I challenaged.
"Afraid! I changed my mind I choose dare!" Shinya yelled at me with her fists clenched.
"Alright then I dare you to take Hiei's cloak thing off with your teeth and nibble his ear lobe." I told her.
Hiei and Shinnya telekinesis POV
We have already done this earlier today.
I know but let's just act like we don't want to.
Fine.
Kira's POV
Shinnya seemed really into the whole ordeal. Yusuke was flabbergasted.
"It looks like she has done this before," Inuyasha stated.
"It's your turn Cieleta! Truth or dare?" Shinnya asked with a smirk.
"I of course choose dare," Cieleta answered.
"I dare you to give Kurama a 30 second frencher. I will count." I told her.
"Is that alright with you?" Cieleta asked Kurama.
"Of course," Kurama answered.
Cieleta was majorly blushing as she began. You could hear Shinnya counting out loud in the background…very slowly.
"28 mississippi, 29 mississippi, oh I forgot what comes after 29…(1 miss…)" Shinya counted
"Wow look at them go!" said Shippou wide-eyed.
"This is not for children to see!" Miroku said covering Shippou's eyes.
"Oh thanks I just lost count again," said Shinya after the fifth time of "losing her spot".
After one more try she stopped and just looked that them with sheer amusement plastered on her face.
"Alright that's enough lets just move along without them," I said.
The game continued until everyone had taken a turn.
Cieleta and Kurama had continued making out until the end of the game in which Shinnya and I finally broke them up. They looked extremely embarrassed and shocked at how long they were at it.
"Well I guess you could say we got a little carried away!" Kurama replied
"Okay that was enough delay we have to get to Koga we cannot stall any longer so we will be leaving right away and if your not ready well too bad, instead of getting ready we had to play child games!" Inuyasha replied rather steamed considering the dare he had to do and all the time they wasted
"Oh Inuyasha it's not that bad I mean just because you had to give Miroku a kiss is no reason to be mad, it actually looked rather cute."
Kagome replied laughing
"Yeah well your not the center of really sick dares are you" Miroku replied looking rather petrified "If you ask me stay away from Shinnya and Cieleta they are perverts… heck they make anyone sick minded!"
Now they head off to Koga
IG: aka: shinnya So I thought I would end it here
Hiei: I actually enjoyed this chappie will the rest be like this
IG: I'm not sure this was the work of KL aka: Cieleta and myself and we didn't sleep all night when we wrote this and I was sugar high the entire time the rest of this fanfic rest in SD's hands
Kurama: I do have to admit this was quite enjoyable
SD: So what you like their idea's better than mine
Miroku: I don't they freaken pervs commen from me the butt perv.
Shinnya IG: whatever eheheheheheh don't touch my butt ever and NO I WILL NOT BEAR YOUR CHILDEREN HAHAHAHAHAHA NOT THAT YOU WOULD WANT TO NOW
Miroku: Are you sure… I'm quite forgiving
IG: Ahhhhhhhh he's unstoppable Hiei please protect me
Hiei: What's in it for me I mean I had to tell everyone when I had my first boner… and will there be any bonuses
IG: Okay that was KL… I was in the closet when they wrote that and I'm sure you know what surprises I have in store for you
Yusuke: I can't believe you made me eat Kurama's boogers
IG: Once again… KL hehehe
Kurama: Yeah I have an objection to that…
KL: I'm soooooooo sorry my love please forgive me I was young stupid ignorant
IG: And you still are HAHAHAHAHAHA I'M SO COLD…..burnt
KL: At least my character still has her virginity.
IG: That wasn't sex… I think well I'm not sure
Hiei: Yes you are sure it's okay I mean it sounds like you had fun
IG: Uhhhh I I I I…………… I have to go hehehehehe (thoughts: My mom and dad are gonna kill me what did I get myself in to)
KL: Shinnya you broke your promise that we made
IG: I know…… wait this is a fan fic it didn't happen hahahaha I feel better now (thoughts: I hope my mommy dosen't find this) '
SD: Back to the point Read and review
Miroku: Geeze IG and KL you two are very sick minded
IG: Hormones hehehehe I prefer not to tell you what I'm thinking
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SD: and we don't wanna know – over and out -.-zZzZz :passes out: