Hey peoples, sorry it's been so long since I posted a chapter, and to think you guys have given me so many great reviews! –sobs- These are tears of happiness XD Ahh, and I know, I know, they are kinda… okay, WAY out of character, but it's just a simple way to make this funnier.

Disclaimer: -shniff- I… don't… own… InuYasha… -sobbing- (those weren't tears of happiness) But I do own the "sexy demon". ;D

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The night air was somewhat cool and a small breeze blew through the empty village where Kagome and Sango lay sleeping. Sango tossed from side to side, unable to keep in a silent sleep. Her dream was once again recurring.

Kohaku, who was now smiling, had slaughtered Miroku. "Sis, aren't you proud?" His voiced echoed and slowly disappeared in the sound of Sango's sobs.

Sango quickly sat up panting and covered in a cold sweat. "J…just a dream…" she let out a sigh of relief and tried to stop herself from shaking. She looked over towards Kagome who slept soundly rolling back and forth mumbling things like, "Burn… stupid… geometry book…" Sango thought it was time to wake her up when she started growling and gnawing on her blanket…

"So, you had the same nightmare?" Kagome asked, rubbing her eyes.

"Yeah. I don't know why but I keep having the same dream every night. I wonder if it means something." Sango looked down. "What if…"

"Relax." Kagome was now more awake. She patted Sango on the back. "I'm sure it's just a dream, nothing more."

"But it makes me so mad!" Sango roared. "Miroku doesn't even care that it has to do with him! That filthy monk! All he ever cares about is rubbing on me, that dirty, filthy, disgusting pervert! I've been so worried too…" When she realized that she was blushing, she quickly looked down.

Kagome just sat with a slight smile. "I'm sure he does care, Sango. I mean, he can't be just a pervert." She scooted over next to her and gave her a hug. "It'll be okay…" Kagome didn't know what else to say. It was obvious that Miroku and Sango cared; they were getting married once the whole ordeal with Naraku was over.

"Thanks…" Sango was now smiling as well. Suddenly, footsteps came from the shadowed area. "Do you here that?" Sango stood up and readily grabbed her weapon.

"I think I know who it is…" Kagome closed her eyes looking quite annoyed. "SIT!" After there was a loud crash from where the footsteps were, Kagome stood up and dusted herself off.

"What was that for?!" Came InuYasha's voice. He and Miroku came out from the shadows, InuYasha rubbing his head.

Miroku came over to Sango and took her hands, "My dear Sango, did you have yet another-" Smack! One of his hands was in the wrong place. "Aww… come on."

Kagome and InuYasha stood closely by shaking their heads.

"Enough." Sango said.

"What's enough?" asked Miroku.

"You and I, I've had enough! Forget I ever said that I'd marry you!" She yelled.

No one was sure, but they'd all thought they heard a slight whimper from the teary eyed Miroku. "What did I do?"

Before he could answer, someone appeared from the darkness. He was the demon who'd been watching them. "Why not marry me instead?" He suggested to Sango.

His looks were absolutely enlightening and even Kagome had a slight amount of blush over coming her face when she looked at him. It made InuYasha somewhat jealous.

Sango actually looked like she was considering it to make Miroku worry. After much silence Sango lost all hope that Miroku would do anything about it. "I think I'll consider it." Was her answer.

Everyone nearly fell at hearing this. "WHAT?!" They all yelled in disbelief.

"Well, what's the point, Miroku doesn't care how I feel."

"Now when did I say that?"

"You didn't have to say it, it's pretty obvious." Sango glared devilishly at him until he hid behind Kagome.

"Idiot." Came InuYasha's reply. The demon walked up next to Sango, smiling.

"My name is Sekushi and I am the demon lord from north of here."

"Demon?" Kagome looked closer, and apparently Sango hadn't noticed it either.

"Come with me Sango, for we shall be wed." He called out into the night.

Sango hesitated. "But I wasn't serious…" She muttered. "I… uh… umm… wait!"

He looked down at her. "Only if I am able to find a more suitable wife will I give you up." He put his arm around her, which made Miroku unusually angry and jealous. When he began to step forward, Kagome snagged the sleeve of his kimono.

"Wait." She said. "Don't attack, you could hurt Sango…" She sighed. "There's only one way…Kagome stepped forward and looked back at Miroku. "You owe me BIG time for this." She whispered. InuYasha just continued to watch in amusement, he had no idea was about to happen.

"Uhh… I think I might have a suitable wife for you." Kagome walked slowly towards the demon, Miroku had begun to realize what she meant about him "owing" her. "Please," She began. She put her hands together and over her heart. "Am I suitable enough?" The silence was short-lived when InuYasha let out a slight squeak no one would've ever suspected would be from him. His eye had an uncontrollable twitch now and it almost looked like he was going to cry.

"Was it something I did? Something I said?" His voice was high-pitched and way out of its usual tone. He stood in awe without saying anything else.

"Ahh… yes, very suitable indeed." He released Sango and began stepping towards Kagome.

"NOW MIROKU! Quick!!!" Kagome yelled to him, indicating for him to use his wind tunnel but it was too late. Sekushi now had his arms around both of the girl's.

"You can't honestly believe I could chose between you two fine ladies. Come, you shall BOTH be my brides!!!" He chuckled into the cold night and there was a wind that surrounded him. "Shall we?" They were all shrouded in mist and sent away, Sango and Kagome were now unconscious.

Miroku stood without saying anything. It took them both a few moments to comprehend things.

"I just don't get it." InuYasha was whimpering a little. "Did I really do something wrong? What did I do?"

"Get a hold of yourself InuYasha!" Miroku slapped him. "Hey, that's kind of fun… no wonder Sango likes doing that…"

InuYasha shook his head and stood up. "You idiot!" he was back to normal. "This is all your fault that they're both gone!!!" He picked up Sango's boomerang and dashed off towards the North. Miroku followed as well.

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Okies, it could be tomorrow, it could be next week, or even next year (highly doubtful) before my next chapter and let me warn you all, the label 'Rated for sexual content' will be active in the next chapter, he he he, Mr. Demon's gonna have dirty thoughts! XD