Killmore, I did it!

Please Note: I do not hold the rights to any Fillmore Character, Episode or Plot. This is meant for a free, funny read.

Act 1 - The Dumb Chase

"Why do they always run?" Said Killmore, "Wait a sec, why do I always start my show like this?" he stopped and yelled after the guy "Hey want to come to saftey patrol HQ and have some Cocoa? or should I continue and do my ridicoulously hard and impossible stunts using props some 7th graders made?"

"Im all for Cocoa" said the Culprit "But Id rather run away on water so you guys can yell gay things to me from the boat"

Stinkgrid approached "Hey Killmore, check out my new dog"

"Dawg"

The Dog Bounded up and ripped Killmores head off

"I think he likes you"

The two went to Foldsomeorigami's office. She said "I HATE YOU GUYS, YOU DIDN'T DO SOMETHING IMPOSSIBLE THAT I WANTED YOU TO DO, GO DO SOMETHING TO MAKE IT RIGHT"

they left her office.

"Stinkgrid"
"Yeah"
"Why do you think we are like the polices of the school, we act like spys and we are only like 13"
"Dont ask"

They entered HQ as SmellyJoe, the Junior Commissioner approached

"Killmore, Third. Another retard pretending to be innocent just did something to sabotage one of the 15.1 billion clubs in this school.

"I was a delinquint, then someone helped turn it around for me"

"Killmore, why the hell do you say that in every episode?"

"Why don't the episodes show me and O'Fairyboy in the AV room together alone?"

Stinkgrid's photographic memory kicked in

"Oh my god, Killmore, you blew up custard"

"Dawg"

His head was ripped off.

"So anyway" continued SmellyJoe "You have to protect the bullies, so the young ones cant hurt them"

"Yes SmellyJoe" said Killmore "Stinkgrid, lets go play Ultrabox at my house instead"

"Sounds good to me"

END ACT ONE