Random Love Hina Fan fiction Bites.
By: Daimyo Shi
This style of Fan-fiction seems to have been developed by Mr. Talon. Simply this is what happens when I try to fight writers' block.
I don't own Love Hina. sigh
(thoughts)
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Motoko finished packing up her Kendo gear. Checking to make sure she had keys and wallet. She then left her room with her Kendo gear in hand and walked down the stairs. She turns down the hall leaving her Kendo Gear by the door. She continues down the hall to the very end and knocks once on the door before opening it. Motoko opens the door and sees Daimyo Shi turned around looking at her. The sounds of Max Him's Japanese Girl(1) carry through the room daimyo Shi looks at Motoko first then to his CD player. He smiles at Motoko Fighting aback a laugh.
Motoko Looks at him a bit puzzled and then says "You want to come to the open Kendo Tournament, Shi-kun?"
"Yes, Yes of course." Daimyo Shi gets up and quickly finds his own Kendo Gear and picks it up.
"Shall we go?"
"Sure." says a Slightly puzzled Motoko.
Both, Motoko and Daimyo Shi walk down the hall towards Motoko's Kendo Stuff.
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Keitaro and Daimyo Shi are drinking ice tea out in front of Hakaru's Tea shop.
"Hey Keitaro, you ever wonder what would happen if we took the Girls to Mardi Gras in New Orléans?" asks Daimyo Shi.
"Hmmmm, I die of blood loss likely." says Keitaro.
"Well if you got laid before the trip that wouldn't happen."
"And who is going to lay me?" asks Keitaro.
"Well . . . I not sure."
"Kitsune and Mutsumi would get so many beads that we would get stuck carrying them, Shi." says Keitaro.
Daimyo Shi takes a sip of tea. "All to True!"
"What is this about beads and Mardi Gras, Keitaro?" says a Cross Naru.
Keitaro looks behind him with some apprehension and looks at a very mad Naru and a none too pleased Motoko. Daimyo Shi remains oblivious to either girl and answers Naru's question. "We were just talking about what would happen if we took the Girls to Mardi gras. Kitsune and Mutsumi would clean up with the beads there."
"Keitaro! Shi-Kun" shoat Naru and Motoko as they send Keitaro and Daimyo Shi up to see the international Space Station.
Keitaro was going down the stairs. unfortunately he slipped on a banana peal which sent him tumbling down the stairs and colliding with his Aunt Haruka sending the content of a box in her hands al over the place. Something lands on Keitaro's face, he removes it and find that is a pair of black PVC panties. He blushes slightly as he looks around a number of leather, rubber and PVC undergarments.
"Yours Oban-san?"
"It is Haruka" as she hits Keitaro. "Hai."
She begins picking up everything up. Keitaro fights off a nosebleed as he thinks (I never knew that Oban-san was a Hentai.) Keitaro beats a hasty retreat to his room.
"Well it is a nice day for a soak in the hot springs" says Naru to Kitsune. The two girls walk towards the hot springs door meeting Motoko on the way.
"Ready for a hot springs soak?" asks Kitsune.
"Yes, it shall be well received after my kenjutsu practice today." replies Motoko
Kitsune, Motoko, and Naru enter the changing room and change into their towels. They then enter the bath only to see Seta climb out of it completely naked.
"Oops, I though you were not going to be back for another hour?" says Seta.
The girls barely hear them as they retreat quickly. Naru and Motoko are clutching their noses with blood dripping from there hands. Kitsune while not bleeding has turned Japanese Flag red. (By the kami, he is superb) thinks Kitsune.
Keitaro chuckles from his vantage point (Now they know what it is like.)
Seta give Keitaro a Thumbs up. (2)
Motoko, Kitsune, Keitaro, Shinobu, Mutsumi and Daimyo Shi are sitting in the main room at Hinata Sou looking extremely bored.
"Man, there is nothing to do today." says Kitsune.
"We could watch a movie?" suggests Mutsumi.
"That sounds like an idea. What should we watch?" asks Motoko.
"Well I have a copy of Grave of the Fireflies. We could watch that." says keitaro.
"I have been advised not to watch that movie."(3) says Daimyo Shi.
"Why? It is a very good movie Shi-kun." says Motoko.
"Yes, So I have heard. However, I have been told by several of my friends to not see it because I would lose even more respect for the US and it policies of targeting civilians during the war. Given the number of debates I have fought in over the years about Atomic weapons use by the US during World War Two and the firebombing done to Japan. I would rather not get even more galvanised against the US." explains Daimyo Shi
"I see, why are you so attainment with you stance about US bombing, Shi-senpai" asks Shinobu.
"Because in war it is unhonourable to target Civilians. Further, Atomic and nuclear weapons should never be used. Personally I have my doubts on whether that Atomic weapons would have ever been used on Germany even if they had been developed in time." replies Daimyo Shi
"War is seldom honourable, Shi-kun." remarks Motoko.
"There are some rules that should not be broken. One should not vaporous civilians in a blink of an eye because you can." says Daimyo Shi plainly.
"Well how about we watch the Cowboy bebop Movie?" asks Kitsune.
"Ano, Kitsune, haven't you watched that ten times?" asks Shinobu.
"Well . . . maybe, but I could stand watching it again." says Kitsune
"Yeah, Spike is like Seta except Ten time cooler." teases Daimyo Shi.
"Hey, that is no fair." says Kitsune.
"Well life seldom is!" laughs Daimyo Shi.
"Still Faye is easy on the eyes.' remarks Keitaro.
Motoko flashes Keitaro a stern look.
"Well if you like that kind of thing." corrects Keitaro.
Daimyo Shi mouths to Keitaro 'chicken!'
"Well there is always Napoleon's Dictionary."says Mutsumi.
"Hey, I am up for that!" responds Kitsune.
"Me too." says Keitaro.
"Lupin III rules.' says Daimyo Shi
"Well I was going to suggest Ninja Scroll but Lupin is fine." says Shinobu. Everyone looks at here funny for a moment.
"It would seem that Napoleon's Dictionary is a good choice." says Motoko.
Mutsumi pulls the DVD from her bag and sets it up in they player.
Keitaro comes in the living room of Hinata Sou to see Shinobu watching a very violent fight between A vampire and some kind of wizard/warrior. Blood is spattered all over. Shinobu seems so engross into it.
"Shinobu-chan what are you watching?" asks Keitaro.
"Bastard!! (4)" giggles Shinobu.
"Bastard!!? is that . . . uh . A little mature for you?" says keitaro.
"I never though about it. Dark Schneider is so Kawaii!
"Ok says Keitaro backing out of the room.
Notes (love these don't you?. Please read them!)
(1) Max Him's Japanese Girl is about a Gaijin that is in love with a Japanese girl while in Japan.
(2)Poetic Justice I think!
(3) I seriously have been advised by several of my friend not to watch this movie because it would likely make me more angry at the US for their actions during World War Two. Please don't tell me how wrong I am or how justified the US was it will not fly with me. You have better luck converting a Zen priest to Islam than to change my mind
(4) Bastard!! Is an Anime and manga that is very cool!
Japanese Terms
Kendo (literary Way of the Sword)A sport Martial art based on Kenjutsu of the old samurai.
Oban-san Aunt
Hentai Pervert
Kenjutsu A sword Technique, normal based on the lethal sword techniques of the Samurai. While Kendo is a sport Kenjutsu remains true to its lethal roots. Motoko practice a demon slaying kenjutsu technique as well as her kendo training at school.
Kawaii Cute