Hey all! Here's chapter 5 'cause you know you want it! P Okay, well, no more out of control sex morals and cross dressing, I promise. –snicker-

Disclaimer: The greatest Manga-ka in the world owns InuYasha. ALL HAIL TAKAHASHI-SAMA!!!

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"Dammit! I knew we should've brought the clothes and weapons with us!" InuYasha pouted and he looked around. He couldn't jump around because Sango's apron-like skirt was too tight. Miroku would use his wind tunnel, but he'd suck in the servants too. They were all caught in the middle as Sekushi and the servants walked closer.

"Prepare for your deaths." Sekushi roared in a low, demonic tone. Kagome, however, wasn't prepared to die.

"Miroku… where is the Tetsusaiga and your clothes?"

"Just outside, but…"

"Right." Kagome stood up, lifted the dress and sprinted to the door. The chattering was still going on, so it was almost unnoticed. Three servants instantly sprung towards her and one used a pitchfork as a sword and stabbed right at her. Kagome stepped back and tripped over the wedding kimono. "EEEK!!!!!" She slammed into a suit of armor, whose enormous shield came toppling over one of the servants. The rest backed away in fear.

Kagome covered herself from the crash, but opened her eyes only to see InuYasha's face. With one arm, he held up the armor from falling on her and the other he held her close with. "Idiot… what… are… you… thinking?!"

"What am I thinking?! You're the idiot! You freak cross dressing psycho!"

"FINE! Next time… I won't… do drastic things… to save… you!" The armor's weight wasn't getting any lighter. "GO!" He put his hand on her back and pushed her so that she slid across the marble floor and nearly to the door. There was a loud crash and everyone's attention shifted to where the armor was. InuYasha sat back panting and sweating. Without any hesitation, Kagome stood and ran towards the door.

The silence was broken when the servants began yelling again. The majority of them went after Kagome as she leapt through the door only to trip again and roll down the dirt walkway. The dress she was wearing was now torn and dirt covered beyond repair, but despite that she continued towards a large rock where she could still see Sango's hiraikotsu sitting. She came around only to see the guy's clothes, the Tetsusaiga, Miroku's staff, and even Kagome's bow and arrows. She fired a single arrow at the ground by the servants, causing them to fall over one another in fear of the sacred power.

Sango ran past them now and slid behind the rock. She picked up the hiraikotsu. "Nice job Kagome." She winked and spun her weapon above her head. "HIRAIKOTSU!" She thrust it forward and knocked down more servants. "Geez, how many of these servants does he have?!" Miroku and InuYasha came quickly and swung around the rock.

"My god… I will NEVER do that again. Being a woman must be so hard." Miroku took Sango's hands. "But, all that aside, you still have aspiring beauty my dear Sang—" SMACK! " Alright… alright." Then guys changed quickly and Sango put her apron-skirt back on. Kagome continued to fire more arrows until…

"Oh no! I'm out of arrows!"

"That's okay." InuYasha stepped forward. "I'll take it from here." He pulled out the Tetsusaiga. "WIND SCAR!" He yelled as he swung it towards the cliff above. The pieces that got sliced all came down and formed a rockslide that covered the servants. "Heh, that wasn't too bad."

"Now that all the servants are gone, it's time to take care of Sekushi." Said Miroku.

"Right. We owe him a little payback for what he did." Sango and a death glare come across her face.

"Uhm… can we get my clothes?" Kagome completely broke the mood. Everyone nearly toppled over at what she said. "Oh! Come on! I can run around wearing a torn-to-bits dress that's overly large!" InuYasha tossed his cloak over her head.

"Then wear that for the time being."

She quickly tore the dress off and slipped it on. She tied everything quickly and turned.

"My Kagome, it's almost like you knew how to put that on."

Kagome and InuYasha turned bright red but didn't say anything.

"They had to do that before, remember? In Togenkyo." Miroku smiled brightly.

"Oh… where was I?"

"THIS ISN'T IMPORTANT!" InuYasha yelled and started forward.

"Right! Right!" Kagome ran after him. The other two just stood and blinked at the stupidity of them.

As they stepped back into the doorway, Sekushi still stood on the staircase.

"So you've returned."

"Yeah! We owe you a little payback!" Kagome yelled. "That… and I want my clothes…" she murmured.

"Fine by me. See if you can take me on." He quickly leapt upwards and landed directly in front of InuYasha. "You'll be my first victim."

Taken by surprise, InuYasha took a step back to dodge the wildly thrown punch by Sekushi. It wasn't enough though because Sekushi simply took him by the shoulder and dug his claws in. InuYasha locked his jaw in pain.

"InuYasha!" Kagome yelled. She turned and grabbed a long pole-like staff and swung it at him. Sekushi threw InuYasha aside and grabbed the staff. He gripped it tightly and swung Kagome around so quickly that with the force of it she had to let go. "Eeeek!!!" The first thing she made contact with was InuYasha who'd used his own body as a shield to catch her. The both fell to the ground. "Are you okay?" Kagome looked at his shoulder.

"Yeah." He sat up. "This guy is going to be tougher than we thought."

Suddenly, a great wind formed from behind Sekushi, it was Miroku.

"I'll suck you in before you can do anything but cry out a few pleas of forgiveness." Miroku looked angry. Sango stood behind him wondering if he was really mad that Sekushi tried to marry her. But before she could think of anything else, Sekushi let the wind carry him towards Miroku. Once up in the air, he took a nearby sword from the wall and sliced at Miroku, hitting him in the chest. He drew the wind tunnel away and stumbled backwards.

"Miroku!" Sango put her hand on his shoulder.

"I feel so worthless to you, Sango. I can't help you when you need it most, and I'm just a perverted creep. That's all I am to you, right?"

"Oh… Miroku." She rapped her arms around him and hugged him closely.

Kagome tugged on InuYasha sleeve repeatedly. "See! See! THEY LOVE EACHOTHER! I knew it!"

"Isn't that the least of our worries?" InuYasha looked aggravated. He pulled out the Tetsusaiga and aimed it at Sekushi.

"What? You think I can't take all four of you on at the same time?" He laughed sinisterly. InuYasha took one false leap at him and Sekushi put a barrier around himself. InuYasha didn't have time to make Tetsusaiga red and ultimately hit the barrier, being thrown back into a corner of the room.

A black cloud of smoke spiraled around him until he grew into a huge bear demon, complete with large horns. While everyone was in awe at his size, he took one swift look at Kagome and came pounding down with his paw. "YOU UNGRATEFUL WENCH! DIE!" Kagome turned to run, but couldn't make it. Luckily, Sekushi only hit the ground around her but she fell forward so quickly that she hit the ground and was unconscious.

"Kagome!" InuYasha ran and knelt beside her. He turned and glared angrily. "You'll die." He growled.

"What's that? You'll kill me?" Sekushi chuckled. "How entertaining…"

"You… will die… for hurting Kagome…" He stood up and turned towards Sekushi.

"You make me sick." Sango stood up. "I'm tired of this stupid little game." Gripping the hiraikotsu, she looked towards InuYasha and nodded.

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Wooo!! Tune in next time to see our favorite demon slayer (and probably the only one left) and hanyou get together for some serious ass whoopin'!