Killmore stood at the office of some dorkward Canadian named M. Guidi,
he said "I dont care if you have Diplomatic Immunity, im brining you
down"
"Yeah Right", said M. Guidi "If you need me I will be doing my secret operation in its secret location, which is actually in the pool next door, see you later."
Killmore left and found Stinkgrid, hes going to his secret operation in the pool next door.
"Crackers", she muttered, pulling out a bag of the stuff. "I wonder where he could be going."
"Me too, lets go rent some tiny remote control boats that sink if a frog a feather is placed on them, stand on them and drive them across the ocean that has such a strong current, you get sucked under so fast even world class swimmers cant swim on it."
"Mmmm, okay sounds safe."
Just then, the Damn Canadian went into his printing press to make fake hockey cards, which wouldnt sell much in america considering they frickin hate hockey.
"Lets go give our badges to SmellyJoe because we hate being saftey patrollers before we go inside, then tell them we are placing them under arrest then forget to grab them and have to chase them."
"Good thinking."
So they handed in the badges and ran to the pool house. Killmore and Stinkgrid threw a bunch of crap into the pool to beat up the nerdy henchmen.
They hopped down. Just then the entire saftey patrol showed up and acted like ninjas. Together they busted the crook. Which, Killmore said, was his 134th, even though theres only about 13 episodes.
They got there badges bad, then threw SmellyJoe into the presses, the paper turned red. Killmore was named the new Jr. Commissioner.
END ACT 3