Random Love Hina Fan fiction Bites.
By: Daimyo Shi
(This style of Fan-fiction seems to have been developed by Mr. Talon. Simply this is what happens when I try to fight writers' block.)
Upstart eh Talon? We shall see!
I don't own Love Hina. No free stuff for me!
(thoughts)
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Daimyo Shi is sitting in front of his computer working away at some fan fiction. (Why do I write everything out long hand first and then type it up?) thinks Daimyo Shi.
Keitaro slams open the door to Daimyo Shi's room.
"What is wrong, Keitaro?" asks Daimyo Shi without turning around.
"Hey, how did you know it was me?" says Keitaro.
"I can sense your Ki. Besides only you or Naru would open my door like that."
"Huh? Asks Keitaro.
"Anyway why are you here?" asks Daimyo Shi
Keitaro remembers that he is mad and then stomps up to Daimyo Shi and puts several pages of paper in his face, it is a copy of 'Keitaro's Second Worse Nightmare.' "What is this?" shouts Keitaro.
"A Fan fiction I wrote?" says Daimyo Shi.
"This nearly got me killed!"
"Hey, I had Mutsumi protect you, you didn't even get hit in the whole thing."
"Not then Baka, Now when Naru found it!" shouts Keitaro.
"Only Naru would get mad of a fan fic." says Daimyo Shi.
"Naru won't speak to me." grumbles Keitaro.
"Well take out Mutsumi then she won't mind."
"Have you forgotten that I love Naru?"
"Well there is no accounting for some tastes." says Daimyo Shi with a wicked smile.
"Hey! So what are you going to do about it?" asks Keitaro.
"Well have you tried flowers?" asks Daimyo Shi.
"Uh, no, I am broke." says Keitaro.
"All right then." Daimyo Shi digs in his wallet for some Yen and hands Keitaro 8000 yen. "Here this should cover it."
"Alright, Daimyo Shi you are the best!" says Keitaro leaving Daimyo Shi room.
"I am such a sap." says Daimyo Shi turning back to his fanfiction.
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A Look of pure, unaltered malice is etched on the dark yet beautiful face of Urashima Kanako as she looks at her Nemesis across from her, Narugawa Naru, who sported a look of determination on her face.
"Roll" says Naru.
Kanako rolls three dice. "5, 4, 4"
Naru rolls Two dice "6, 5" Says Naru "You lose two."
"Bah!" shouts Kanako.
Kanako rolls her dice again on a 40th anniversary Risk Board. Kanako's black pieces hold most of the board while Naru's Pink pieces hold the rest of the board. A Large mass of Black pieces on Eastern Europe denotes where Kanako is fighting.
"6, 4, 3" says Kanako.
"5, 5" says Naru "you lose one."
Several rolls later Kanako is force to stop her advance do to a lack of men a vast section of the board is covered in Single men board spaces.
Naru turns in a set of Cards. "It is worth 45 armies, Kanako." smirks Naru
"Go!" growls Kanako.
After Several great rolls from Naru, it comes down to Kanako's last three armies in Japan.
"If I hold out Naru, My next set is worth more than enough to wipe you from the board." says Kanako.
"We shall see." says Naru calmly.
A pouting Motoko, a grouchy looking Daimyo Shi, a neutral Shinobu and a far too happy looking Keitaro watch the match.
"I can't believe that I was the first one out." says Motoko.
"Hey, don't look at me Shinobu knocked you out not me." says Daimyo Shi.
"Sorry, Motoko-senpai, I guess it was beginner's luck." says Shinobu.
Naru rolls three dice. "Shit! 3, 2, 2" says Naru.
Kanako smiles and rolls her dice. They come up snake eyes. Kanako blinks twice "Nani?"
"You lose two!" says Naru.
"Roll your last dice!" growls Kanako.
Naru rolls her Dice and three sixes come up "Woah, Box car city!" shouts Naru.
Kanako growls again and rolls her die. It comes up with a one.
"What the hell! How could that happen again? What are the odds?!" says Kanako.
"I win! I Win!" Naru jumps up and down.
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There was a Knocking at Motoko's door
"Come in." says Motoko.
Keitaro opens the door and looks at Motoko "I challenge you to a duel."
"A duel? Urashima, you will lose I do not have a cold today!"
"But I have chosen the terms this time." says Keitaro with a mad cackle.
"Suit yourself Urashima." Motoko follows Keitaro down the stairs.
Keitaro looks at the screen on his side it says 18 wins on Motoko's it says 0 wins.
"I can't believe you are doing this badly at Bushido Blade 2 Motoko-chan." remarks Keitaro
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As Keitaro and Talon flee the mad collection of women they see Su and Sarah dart down the hall.
"Quick after them!" shouts Talon. "We can fix ourselves if we get that gun"
"Are you sure?" Says Keitaro.
"Hey it the best idea I have about it so far."
"I going to get you Talon and Keitaro!" shouts Naru.
Appearing from the hall that Su and Sarah just ran out of is a very busty woman dressed in a black kimono and grey hakama with a Katana in her hand. "You Brats get the hell back here!" shouts the woman.
"Woah, who is that?" says Keitaro.
"Holy shit!" Says Kitsune "Her breasts are bigger than Mutsumi."
The girl dashes after Su and Sarah with Keitaro and Talon following right behind.
"Who is that? Asks Naru.
"Well she was carrying Daimyo Shi's Katana and that was Daimyo Shi's Kimono." says Motoko.
"Daimyo Shi was changed into a woman?" says Mutsumi.
Down the Hall Daimyo Shi was running in chase of Su and Sarah. (How the hell do women run with these breasts!) thinks Daimyo Shi as his breasts shake in his/her kimono. Su and Sarah dash a head only to find that it is a dead end.
"I have you now, you Brats!" smiles Daimyo Shi evilly.
In a fit of desperation Sarah grabs Daimyo Shi's Obi pulling on it ripping it off. Daimyo Shi's hakama comes down tripping him up allowing for a change of direction for Su and Sarah. Daimyo Shi quickly gets up and dashes after the two young girls his kimono open.
(I am glad I have Boxers on today.) thinks Daimyo Shi
Su and Sarah skid to a halt since Keitaro and Talon are in front of them.
"Got you" smiles Talon as he grabs Su. Sarah manages to get pass Keitaro.
"Well you got the important one!" says Daimyo Shi.
Keitaro looks at Daimyo Shi in his/her open kimono and sees those large breasts. He promptly gets a gusher of a nose bleed. Talon trying on keeping Su in his grip and doesn't look. However, Naru arrives "Keitaro you pervert!" and promptly punches Keitaro through the roof and into the sky.
"Shi-kun, you should cover yourself." says Motoko with a blush.
Daimyo Shi look down and sees his/her breast. "Oh yeah, forgot." Daimyo Shi holds his Kimono close.
"Fix it Su." says Daimyo Shi.
"Ok." giggles Su. Su shots the gun at Daimyo Shi and changes him back to a man.
"Now me!" says Talon.
Su hit him with the gun's ray and he turns back into his loveable male were-tiger self.
Daimyo Shi Grabs the gun from Su. "Talon, we have to go find Keitaro before some guy comes onto him."
"Wait, we haven't dealt with Talon for his perversions." says Naru Cracking her knuckles.
"I have a Sex change ray gun, Naru, and I not afraid to use it." says Daimyo Shi.
Naru backs off. Motoko stands her ground "Talon must be dealt with, Shi-kun."
"Motoko-chan, Keitaro is danger, as my friend I must save him. My honour demands it. I need Talon to help me. You wouldn't ask me to stain my honour, would you?" says Daimyo Shi.
"No, I guess not." says Motoko sheathing her Katana.
Daimyo Shi and Talon run out into the night to find Keitaro.
Notes (love these don't you?)
(1) this is based on the second Chapter of Talon's own Second chapter of 'Totally Random Love Hina Skits'. Let it not be said that the man is not full of interesting ideas
Japanese Terms
Obi A belt for a Kimono.
-chan, honorific means small or little often used between parents and children, sometime between friends can be use between lovers too.
-kun, Sort of a male version of Chan but more masculine often used between friends Shi and older people to boys that they know. Kei-kun is a favourite of Mutsumi for Keitaro.
San is Mister or Miss, a polite way to address an inferior or an equal. Note that both this and sama are used with a family name which in Japan comes first
Katana: A Japanese long Sword that has a slightly curved blade, between 80cm and 90cm in Blade length. The sword and soul of a samurai.