Random Love Hina Fan fiction Bites.
By: Daimyo Shi
This style of Fan-fiction seems to have been developed by Mr. Talon. Simply this is what happens when I try to fight writers' block.
I don't own Love Hina. Hey if Keitaro wants Naru he can have her! We all know Motoko is the most beautiful woman at the Hinata Sou! (I am sorry, Kitsune, Shinobu and Mutsumi, no offence.)
(thoughts)
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Talon and Daimyo Shi are charging through the streets of Hina city, looking for Keitaro, who is still a girl because of Su's Sex change gun.
"Where could he me?" asks talon.
"I am not sure, but with Keitaro's luck he in the worse place he could possibly be right now." replies Daimyo Shi.
"Where is that?" asks Talon.
"I am not sure. Anyway he seems to have gone further than he normally does." says Daimyo Shi
"Well he can't be that much further. We should find him soon." say Talon.
As Talon and Daimyo Shi turn the corner the See Keitaro and a large Japanese man make him very uncomfortable.
"Come on sweetness, you can't tell me you aren't in the mood, look how you are dressed (1). It says 'you want to Fuck'"
"No." Screams Keitaro trying to back away from the man.
"Hey Baka, over here." says Daimyo Shi as he waves at the large Japanese man,
"What the?!(2)" responds the large Japanese man.
"Uh was that wise?" asks Talon. "You don't have you katana or bokken."
"Of course!" says Daimyo Shi with an evil smirk.
"Ok." says talon hesitantly.
"I'll be back after I deal with the so called heros over there." says the large Japanese man as he moves towards Talon and Daimyo Shi. Talon falls into a battle stance while Daimyo Shi hardly moves.
"Hey, Shithead, I am ashamed to be the same sex as you. You are a disgrace!" shouts Daimyo Shi.
"Uh . . . Will this plan get any better?" asks Talon.
"Why I am going brake both of you in half." says the large man as he continues his approach.
"Yeah, Right." says Daimyo Shi whit a Evil smirk as he flips the switch on sex change gun to change.
"That high tech toy doesn't scare me. I still break you in half." says the large Japanese man.
"That is what you think." says Daimyo Shi just before firing the sex change gun.
The beams strikes the man and changes him a tall surprisingly beautiful woman if somewhat butch looking. His cloths hang awkwardly on his/her body.
"Ahh! Undo, Undo!" says the man now woman in a voice a whole octave higher.
Talon Grabs Keitaro "Come on, let's Go!" Daimyo Shi follows behind them.
A block or two later talon stops everyone. "Hey Daimyo Shi, are you going to turn him back?"
"Nani? Why should I?" asks Daimyo Shi.
"You will ruin his life!" says Talon.
"So, how many lives has he shattered?" says Daimyo Shi.
"Maybe none!"
"Talon he is lucky, if I had my Katana he would have been dead. Aku Soku Zan after all."
"That is cruel, Daimyo Shi." says Talon with a sour expression.
"Talon that man was going to . . ." says Keitaro halfway before losing his words. After a moment he recovers "Thank you Talon and Daimyo Shi for coming and saving me."
"Hey Keitaro, we are your friends we had to save you. Speaking of which don't move." says Daimyo Shi as he flips the switch to restore on the gun. And shoots it at Keitaro. Keitaro returns to the lovable male ronin that we all love.
"I can't believe you are going leave that man like that Daimyo Shi."
"Believe it Talon, his kind deserve no mercy anyone that engages in that kind depravity deserves far worse. I hope he encounters many men just like him, maybe then he will understand."
"But that is Inhuman."
"Hai, however it was the wrath of heaven. They guided us to him so that he could be punished." says Daimyo Shi.
Talon grabs for the gun "Give it here I will turn him back."
"Eii, No it is heaven's choice to punish him." says Daimyo Shi tugging back on the gun.
"Give it here!" says Talon as he pulls on it.
"Talon stop pulling on it remember I don't care if it breaks."
They Struggle over it for a couple minute before the strain become to much and it breaks into several pieces.
"Hah! I win!" says Daimyo Shi.
"D'oh" says Talon
Talon Grumbles as the three of them get back to Hinata Sou. As the enter inside they see everyone sitting inside in the main tv room waiting for them.
"What happened?" Asks Kitsune.
"Well we found Keitaro being propositioned by a man so Daimyo Shi turned him in to a girl while I grabbed Keitaro, then we change Keitaro back and I got into a fight with Daimyo Shi because he wouldn't turn the man back into a man. . ."
"Bah, he doesn't deserve to get changed back." says Daimyo Shi.
"Talon why you have to tell them." says Keitaro with his head in his hands.
"A guy came on to you Keitaro?" asks Shinobu.
"Well he was dressed only in a towel because Naru sent flying into space" says Kitsune.
"Hey was he being perverted." says Naru defensively.
"Regardless, Daimyo Shi and I got into a fight over the gun and broke it. I sorry Su."
"That is ok, Su will just move on to something else anyway." says Su.
"I don't know why you have such a problem about. You act like I killed him." says Daimyo Shi.
"What you did was totally inhumane."
"What he was going to Keitaro should have a death penalty and even that is too good for them." says Daimyo Shi.
"I agree with Shi-kun, what that man would have done makes him not worth having any mercy for." says Motoko.
Kanako Crosses her arms and says "I have to agree, such men should be tortured to death."
"What you can't just sentence him to that punishment like that. As much as I hate at anytime agreeing with Talon. I have to agree that it was wrong for Daimyo Shi to past judgement, who gave you the right to punish people for what hey might have done." says Naru.
"Heaven allowed me to find Keitaro at the exact time where I could past judgement and when Keitaro was not yet harmed. How can I deny the will of heaven. The kami guide me there knowing exactly how I would react." replies Daimyo Shi.
"What is done, is done." says Haruka "Whatever the outcome of Daimyo Shi's actions they are done. His action are his alone, try to judge him so harshly. He is a man of deep feeling. Clearly he finds those who would force themselves on women to be worthless. In the end however it come down to one cannot change the past."
"There is a beautiful moon out Motoko, did you want to go for a walk."
"Certainly Shi-kun." says Motoko.
Motoko and Daimyo Shi leave to go for a walk around the inn.
"How can he just proceed like everything is normal. He ruined a life out there." says Talon.
"Talon, you did what you could, there is no reason for you to feel guilty. Daimyo Shi's actions are his own. No one else should feel guilty his actions." say Keitaro.
"So what do you think of his actions?" asks Talon.
"Well he saved me and I am grateful for that . . . I can't say that part of me is not sad to see that man was punished, but I have to admit that it doesn't quite seem right to just leave that man as a woman either. However, I not going to let it bother me either, Daimyo Shi made his choice. There is little I could do about it." says Keitaro.
"Talon, I know it bothers you but you need to just let it go." says Haruka. "It will do you know good to worry about it. there is little that can be done."
"I guess."
Kanako was in the kitchen early one morning working on breakfast.
Shinobu comes in and says "Kanako what are you doing up so early?"
"I am making onii-chan's breakfast." says Kanako.
"But I make Urashima-senpai's breakfast!" demands Shinobu.
"He is my onii-chan, not yours!" says Kanako.
"But I always make him breakfast!" shouts Shinobu.
"So what little one!" says Kanako with an acid tongue.
"You bitch, get out of my kitchen!" says Shinobu as she leaps at Kanako.
Keitaro hears the noise in the kitchen and runs into it. He finds Shinobu and Kanako fighting on the kitchen floor.
"What they hell is going on?" asks Keitaro.
"she's not letting me make you your breakfast." say both Shinobu and Kanako at the same time.
"Nani?" says Keitaro "You are fighting over making me breakfast? That is . . ." Keitaro breaks out in laughter
"Senpai?" says Shinobu.
"Onii-chan?" says Kanako.
"Alright both of you get up. Now Kanako why didn't you just ask Shinobu. You know she always make everyone's breakfast."
Kanako crosses her arms "Because I knew she wouldn't let me."
"You didn't even ask her though?" says Keitaro.
"It my job to make Senpai his breakfast. He works so hard to deal with everything that goes wrong with Hinata Sou. It is the least I can do for Senpai." says Shinobu.
"Thank you Shinobu-chan, however today I make breakfast. And you to should sort this out calmly for tomorrow." says Keitaro as he begins gather what he needs for breakfast.
"Hai onii-chan." says Kanako.
"Hai Urashima-senpai.
Daimyo Shi was eating a Daifuku on the roof deck on a quiet moon lit night. There was a light summer breeze coming from the water. All and all it was a wonderful night to simple look at the stars and think about life.
(Such a strange realm of Chaos embraces Hinata Sou. I can't help but be drawn to the chaos. I find it strangely comforting. I guess that is why I say.)
Note:
(1) At this point Keitaro is still dressed only in a towel, that likely is in poor shape because of his landing.
(2) What the ?! Is Trademarked by Marvel Comic Entertainment, Check it out True Believer in your local Comic store bins. 'Nuff said, Excelsior!
Japanese Terms
nani: What
Aku Soku Zan: According to Rurounin Kenshin it was the Shinsengumi's motto it means Evil Slay swiftly
Hai yes
Daifuku a red bean filled rice cake, quite sticky and very sweet. The only thing that a westerner will find odd about it is having bean skins in the red bean paste in it. they are very yummy I had one yesterday!
Onii-chan: Big brother
-chan, honorific means small or little often used between parents and children, sometime between friends can be use between lovers too.
-kun, Sort of a male version of Chan but more masculine often used between friends Shi and older people to boys that they know. Kei-kun is a favourite of Mutsumi for Keitaro.
San is Mister or Miss, a polite way to address an inferior or an equal. Note that both this and sama are used with a family name which in Japan comes first
Senpei: senior student