Chapter 2

Everyone was staring." What? What's wrong? Did I do something wrong? Calvin? " Hobbes asked timidly. " Oh! " Just then Hobbes noticed Ms.Wormwood who was hiding under the desk. " Hi! You must be Calvin's teacher! Do you know when is lunch? "

" I-It's around tw-12:30... " Ms.Wormwood stammered. " Hobbes! " Susie stood up from her chair bewildered. " Is that really you? "

" Yep! I always thought you were such a cutie! " Hobbes said grinning." Well I thought of you as a dumb noodleloaf and I still do today! My opinion foryou never changes! " Calvin smirked. Hobbes began introducing himself. " As you all know class, I am Hobbes, "

Everyone nodded. " I love tuna sandwiches, not that much mayonaise, I'm Calvin's stuffed tiger, who used to be his imaginary friend until he brought me to life, now I'm his friend in reality! " He grinned, showing his fangs.

That just made everyone except Calvin of course, to be even more afraid.

( A/N; I have a grudge against all and I mean all teachers... ALL TEACHERS MUST DIE & BURN IN HELL! Sorry about that! Moving on... )

" By the way, " Hobbes began again, " I hope I'm not offending anyone but, what's with the safety-life-insurance helmets? "

At Lunch

All the girls thought that Hobbes was cute and were now asking him questions flirtatiously.

Lunch Recess

" Psst! Hobbes! Over there! " Calvin motioned him to Moe, the school bully. " Now's your chance to eat him! " Calvin said eagerly. " Eat him? I can't do that! " Hobbes protested. " Oh come on! Moe went hiking in the Himalayas! I'm sure he's not high in colestoral anymore! " Calvin yelled angrily.

( A/N; Sorry if I spelled Himalayas & colestoralwrong! )

" It's not that... " Hobbes trailed off, " It's... " Calvin motioned him to continue, " Now he's full of burning fat & calories!" Calvin fainted anime style. " OH COME ON! YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS! "

" Fine fine... but you owe me an exercise trailer... " Hobbes said annoyed. Calvin waited then suddenly, you can hear a AAAAAAHHHHHHHH! PSYCHO JUNGLE CAT!

Calvin was laughing harder than the time that he threatened Rosalyn that he would flush away her notes. Everyone was cheering for the downfall of Moe.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh god! I can't believe I'm laughing at my own work! Oh... anyway, thanks for the reviews! Keep'em coming! Anyway gotta go! I just went hiking for 2 whole hours! I'm dead tired! Nighty-night! Zzzzzzzzzzz...