Chapter 3
In no time at all, Hobbes was the most popular ki- er... tiger in school.When Calvin & Hobbes got home, Calvin had to hide Hobbes ina huge cardboard box.Calvin was a very happy boy that night since he was the only one who didn't have any homework.. for once.
" Remember! You owe me a tuna sandwich! " Hobbes reminded. " I know! I know! Geez! " Calvin went into the kitchen and made Hobbes a tuna sandwich. " Calvin? " His mom called as she entered the kitchen.
" What? Look, if you think I have any homework, I don't so lay off! " Calvin snapped. " I'm not saying that you have to do it now, I'm just asking, do you mind explaining this? " Mom snapped back holding out Hobbes. " Is my sandwich done yet? " Hobbes asked grumpily.
" HOBBES! " Calvin yelled. " I TOLD YOU TO STAY PUT YOU &(&$#$! "
" Calvin for your knowledge of profanity, you're officially grounded for 2 whole weeks! " His mom yelled. " Who says? You'll never get me to do what you say, Zogwark Queen! " Calvin retorted.
15 Minutes Later
" I can't believe she made me do what she says. " Calvin muttered. " I can't believe that she sent me to my room of all rooms! "
" Well your room is also your territory... " Hobbes trailed off. " SHUT UP MANGY FURBALL! " Calvin hollared. " Just a minute tiny! Are you calling me a mangy furball? " Hobbes pointed. " What do you think? And who are you calling tiny? " Calvin yelled.
WARNING! MAJOR PROFANITY AHEAD! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!
Fight
Calvin; DUMBASS!
Hobbes; MOTHERFUCKER!
Calvin; MAN-HORE!
Hobbes; I'm a tiger dumbass... and GO TO HELL!
PROFANITY SUBSIDED... SORRY! I COULDN'T RESIST! LOL!
" Calvin! " Calvin's mom ran upstairs. " What's with the ruckus? "
" Nothing mom... just that... A CERTAIN BITCH JUST HAD TO RUIN MY DAY! "
" That's it young man! Bed! Repeat after me, BED! "
9:00 That Night
" Ok, Hobbes here's our revenge plan... " Calvin smiled evilly.
Sorry about the cliffhanger but I just want to make things a bit... interesting! Well, remember my fellow readers, Read & review! Ciao!