Chapter Three: Drama Camp Ain't That Easy!?
Disclaimer: I do not own digimon however I do own the plot, somewhat and Cat. Kira belongs to Lady Lemonade's, considering Kira was a character in 'Ain't It Ironic'. And Hex and Tails are owned by me pals Nathan and Amanda. Along with that, I don't own the actual 'Tomato Patch' camp, it's a drama camp me, Nathan and Amanda go too, who named it I do not know. But yea it's in the fic! Also I must thank HanyouToni for some ideas coming up in this fic! She also owns, Tony in the fic!
"Hey it wasn't my fault! I mean, I never actually went to the camp before, the last time I visited I was driven!" Kira protested as Takuya and Kouji glared at her both eyes twitching. She laughed nervously looking ahead waving. "Hi Cat!"
"Cat, why does you crazy cousin have to guys who suspiciously look like Kouji and Takuya of digimon?" Tails asked blinking as Cat watched Kira run towards them Takuya and Kouji coming at a slower pace.
"Because they are Takuya and Kouji from digimon!!" Cat said grinning though her two friends merely stared at her forcing her to sweat-drop. "Why can't I have friends that believe me?"
"Because that would be boring for us to believe you!" Tails responded grinning Cat sweat-dropping more. Kira blinked looking at her cousin now behind her Takuya and Kouji still grumbling about getting lost. Hex frowned looking at Takuya and Kouji curiously as did Tails.
"Hm, they look like the real Takuya and Kouji... they sound like the real Takuya and Kouji."
"They are the real Takuya and Kouji, they came through the computer last night," Kira stated looking at them as the two raised a eyebrow sighing. "It's the truth, honest."
"Well, this seems really weird but cool!" Tails stated grinning poking Takuya. "Man can't believe there real..."
"Could you please cut it out!?" Takuya asked looking at her as Tails stopped blushing a bit while Hex and Cat snickered.
"Wait, what're you guys doing here!?" Cat asked suddenly looking at them blinking confused.
"Well, it's boring at home, so I decided to drag Takky and Kouji here to bug you and your friends! Oh hey you think Sean will let me hang out in your classes again!!?" Kira asked remembering last time she had come a few days ago and the director of the camp had let her hang out, though he didn't normally do that, well he doesn't do that in real life but in the fic he does!
"Maybe, hey maybe he'll let Takky and Kouji hang out too!" Cat said as the two anime characters stared Tails and Hex merely listening quietly.
"Are you two hungry?" Tails asked looking at Takuya and Kouji smiling a bit the two merely staring as Hex sat back down eating his food as did Tails gesturing for the digimon characters to sit down as Cat and Kira ran of to talk to Sean about letting the three join in on classes. Takuya and Kouji glanced at her before sitting down on the steps. She grinned at them tossing the two some food her mom packed her. "Here!"
The two caught it Takuya munching on it as Kouji merely stared glancing around a bit. They were at a college some college students walking around along with other campers. Tomato Patch campers ate all around both inside and out. In the distance he heard the playing of a guitar and singing, this was some camp.
"So, you really are Takuya and Kouji from digimon." Tails said looking at them as they nodded quietly forcing her to grin. Even though she liked season 1 the most it was cool to just meet characters from the fourth season. Hex looked at her nodded a bit though his favorite season was the third. "Well this is gonna be interesting."
"Um, what exactly did Kira and Cat run off to do?" Kouji asked glancing in the direction the two cousins went in. Takuya glanced up also curious as Hex shrugged tails smiling.
"Well that's simple; they went to see if you, Takky and Kira can tag along to, Hex and Cat's classes." She smiled as Takuya raised an eyebrow.
"What?"
"Yea, Kira's done it already, heh don't worry it's just gonna be one singing class and the rest improve, Tails here is in Musical Theater with us and then some art classes, me and Cat have improve classes basically so we just goof off." Hex stated simply shrugging as Takuya sweat-dropped slightly.
"Um, okay, and do we have any say in doing this?"
"Nope!"
"Figures," the two characters from digimon sighed munching on the food Tails had given them. A few moments went by before they heard shouts from other campers.
"Where'd my food go!?"
"Hey, my sandwich is gone!"
"Where's my soda!?"
Everyone turned there heads as Kira and Cat came back Cat totally embarrassed acting like she didn't know Kira who had an arm load of food, she obviously stole it from the campers missing there food. They walked to them Kira dropping her food in front of Takuya and Kouji before sitting down between them munching on the food.
"I have no relationship to her what so ever," Cat stated sitting down as Kira stuck her tongue out at her eating the rest of the food handing Takuya and Kouji some.
"What's the deal with classes?" Tails asked trying to get Cat to focus on something else instead of how weird her cousin was. Cat looked at her before clearing her throat.
"Well, it's good, but unfortunately there was a problem with period six..." She trailed off everyone's eyes, with the exception of Kira, looked at her wanting to hear more. "Well, Playwriting and Directing, that's Hex and Mines class, well it's filled up, though since Kira already joined a group the last few times she visited she's gonna be with us. Unfortunately Takky and Kouji, well Takky, your goin' with Tails to her art class while, Kouji um... you get to go to vocal solos!"
Hex and Tails stared at Cat when they heard her say Kouji would go to Stacy's vocal solos class both saluting him as Kouji stared wondering as if he had just been told he was going to face Lucemon by himself, which would obviously be suicide. Though, none of them should talk, they had no clue what vocal solos were like! What they pictured it was children being locked in a room with Stacy being forced to sing again and again!
"I have a feeling.... I'm not gonna like today," Kouji stated blinking, and no, you will not Kouji! For the evils of Tomato Patch are ahead of you! Muhahahahahaha... oh yea there's a fic here, hehe sorry all I had tons of sugar!
Ahem as I was saying, they all talked a little Kouji and Takuya getting to know Tails and Hex better as Cat seemed to lie down on the steps and fall to sleep Kira eating her food, which she had stolen. Eventually they heard a shout from the counselors.
"Lunch is over! Go to class!" And with that everyone got up Tails grabbing her bag though Takuya noticed a laptop attached, the bag resembling Izzy's from season one, and the laptop like he's except a pale silvery blue. Hex grabbed his black backpack while Cat swung her red shoulder bag over her shoulder. It was then that each noticed. From Hex's belt hung a digivice, the D-Power from season three, on Tails's backpack strap was a digivice from season one, or as this authoress calls the original digivice! And on Cat's belt was a D-Scan. The two stared, why were they carrying those things around? Simple because they are signs that they are in the 'digimon club'!
Ahem, so they left, walking across the quad where a few minutes ago Kouji, Kira and Takuya had walked over, though the two anime characters had been pissed at Kira at the time. The group walked Hex eventually ran off ahead Cat running after him the two laughing. "Can't catch us Tails!"
Tails stared at them before taking off Kouji hearing Hex shout 'shit' since Tails was very fast Cat speeding ahead, she was the fastest of the two though she wasn't sure whether she was faster then Tails. Kira sighed quickening her pace making sure Takuya and Kouji kept up with her. And so they reached the theater, Takuya and Kouji followed as the group sat on the side in the front waiting for class to begin silently. Stacy walked in quietly Christina and Jackie setting up a boom-box, it was time to work. Okay, so I'm skipping Musical Theater, do you really want to just have me type them singing non-stop? Heh didn't think so.
"I'll see you guys at pick-up, and Takuya catcha at art," Tails shouted waving to them before taking off to her art class.
"I wish she had more classes with us," Cat muttered, Tails only had Musical Theater class with them, it was a real bummer. The group fell silent following Hex and Cat to the next class, the all powerful drum roll please.... Comedy! No one dared to break the silence, though I don't know why. Finally Hex spoke as they walked.
"I would be careful, Kouji, Takky," Takuya stared at him not expecting him to use the nickname JP had given him in the Digital World. Hex paid him no mind continuing to walk. "There are other anime-fans in comedy; some might recognize you, so beware. Heh bet Cat was surprised to have you two fly out of his computer he's such a bi-"
"Hex!" Cat roared, she and Kira had been in front Cat spinning around seeming like she would breath fire. "QUITE IT WITH THOSE JOKES! I AM A GIRL NOT A GUY! YOU IGNORAMOUS YOUR SO INFURIATING!"
"Whatever Shorty," he said before yelping taking off Cat running after him.
"YOU ARE GOING TO DIE HEX!" She roared as they ran Kira, Kouji and Takuya standing shock for a moment before remembering something. Hex and Cat were the only ones that knew the way!
"Hey get back here you guys!" Kira shouted taking off after them Kouji and Takuya running after her. They ran following arriving at a classroom with glass walls, the room referred to as 'The Fishbowl'. They stared as Cat and Hex ran in Cat chasing him around the room before watching as two kids restrained the two. Kira sighed walking in Takuya and Kouji following her timidly.
"Kira, hey you came back to visit!" A small Chinese girl stated standing next to Cat who was calming down. Kira smiled nodding Takuya pulling his hat around properly pulling it down to cover his face Kouji looking around as a few eyes fell on them a wave of muttering erupting through the room. Hex looked at Cat as she nodded grabbing the two pulling them to a corner of the room sitting down in desks, the Chinese girl sat next to Kira, her name was Katrina, another boy sitting away Cat getting up walking to him.
"Hi Nicko!" She stated as he looked up waving, the two talked until Nick pulled his desk closer to him Cat pulling off his hat putting it on backwards for fun.
"Must resist, jokes," Hex stated looking at her as Cat shot him a death glare about to go at him until Kira got up.
"So Cat, Hex shouldn't we introduce Kouji and Takuya around?" She stated quickly the two nodding. They were introduced to Nick and Katrina, then the boy Tony had been chasing earlier, Alex then a few other girls before finally the girl named Tony.
"Hey, they look like Takuya and Kouji from digimon frontier." Uh-oh cover blown! Tony stared at them as Cat racked her brain Hex coming to the rescue laughing a bit.
"Yea they don't, don't they? Heh Kira told me they're heading to a convention after camp, apparently they decided to dress up as the character." Takuya and Kouji gave them quick thankful looks as Tony shrugged buying it. Eventually the teacher came in the counselors assisting her were Bert and Steve.
"Alright circle up for attendance, today I believe we have three people visiting correct? Well Kira you know what to do so um, Kouji, Takuya right? Well you two hang back until you get what we're doing." Kouji and Takuya nodded as everyone formed a circle the two staying near Kira, never before had they felt out of place like this. "Alright, today when I call your name you are to go into the circle and say your plot to rule the world and then do an evil laugh."
Everyone murmured thinking Hex whispering something to Cat as she nodded. And so it started. Kay called a few names the children walking into the circle saying there plots and then doing an evil laugh. Eventually Hex was called up he walked in Cat snickering slightly.
"Alright my plan to rule the world is simple, I'm going to quote phrases from friends until it drives everyone nuts, HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" He stopped clearing his throat. "' ...and this girl is making eyes at Chandler, okay? So after a while he just goes over to her and, uh, after a minute or two, I see them kissing. Now, I know what you're thinking. Chandler's not the type of guy who just goes to bars and makes out with girls. And you're right. Chandler's not the type of guy just goes to bars and mak-"
Cat walked into the circle covering his mouth pulling him away. "How'd you get out of the crazy house?"
Everyone laugh as Cat let go of Hex crossing her arms waiting. A few more names were called. Katrina and Nick went up before Cat's name was called as she walked in looking around before walking to back grabbing Hex's arm the boy blinking.
"Alright, my plan to rule the world is to have Hex here teach everyone how to frolic," she stated as Hex looked at her as she cackled Hex sweat-dropping as he walked back to his spot. "-hahahahahahahack hack cough cough ug, my doctor told me not to laugh like that." She muttered walking into the circle everyone laughing. A few more kids went up before Alex went up then a red headed boy, he had been titled Gilligan cause of the part he played in a play. He cleared his throat looking around spotting Cat pulling her into the circle.
"Ahem, my plot to rule the world is to have everyone crowd around Cat so she'll get mad and chase everyone!" He laughed as did everyone including Cat as she walked back to her spot Kouji about to ask what he meant but never got a chance as Kira's name was called Kira grabbing his and Takuya's hands pulling them into the circle smiling crazily.
"My plan to rule the world is to have everyone be forced to dress up like anime characters, like these two gesturing to Kouji and Takuya who sweat-dropped BUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" she continued as the two anime fans dragged her back into her spot. Luckily they had been spared doing it but now it was time for class.
"Alright, let's play quotes!" Bert announced everyone cheered raising her hands Hex pumped a fist as he went up, having been chosen being handed strips of paper, Katrina and Nick joined him as Bert thought Cat gesturing to Kira, Takuya and Kouji to join them sitting down next to Tony grinning. Bert snapped his fingers looking at the three. "Alright, you guys'll like this one, the scene is, you have somehow been transported to the anime world!"
There were a wave of cheers from anime fans Tony and Cat exchanging looks before giving each other high-fives. Takuya and Kouji gulped knowing they'd get dragged into this about to back away, Kira forcing them to stay put. Katrina, Nick and Hex formed a huddle before nodding getting a few ideas Bert telling them to start.
"Whoa, where are we we've been transported to the anime world!" Katrina exclaimed as she looked at her hands. "Oh cool, so this is what I look like in anime style!"
"Dude my heads so big, and so are our eyes!" Nick stated touchy his hair. "Whoa, my hairs in a weird style it just screams 'Look at me I'm wearing pink'" He blinked reading one of the quotes everyone laughing Hex raising a eye brow Katrina merely backing away.
"Okay well your know what I read before I came here that might help us get out?" Hex looked at them pulling a strip from his pocket clearing his throat. "What could help us is the saying 'it's a bird it's a plan, oh wait it's a monkey!'"
"...So, we have to find a flying monkey?"
"I guess," there was silence as the three struck thinking poses everyone watching laughing at the proper moments. Katrina snapped her fingers turning around facing Takuya and Kouji.
"I know let's ask the locals!" She exclaimed running towards the two who groaned muttering 'why us?' as she pulled them up. Hex restraining the urge to laugh Katrina fishing in her pocket for a quote. "Alright excuse me do you know how to get back to the world of normal looking people?"
"No," Kouji stated simply going to sit down Nick grabbing his jacket pulling the annoyed Loner back. Takuya stared Katrina looking at him waiting for him to say something so she could read the quote Takuya giving a silent nod.
"So do you?"
"Why do you want to know?" Takuya stated simply wanting badly to sit down.
"Because back home 'oh my god I can't believe it's not butter!'" Silence. "I left my butter out! Do you know what that will do if I leave it out?!"
"Take over the world?"
"Exactly!"
The scene continued Kouji and Takuya eventually getting to sit down. It continued Kira laughing uncontrollably as was Cat and everyone else. The game ended as everyone got to sit down, a few more games were played until class was over the group walking back to the theater for improv class. A few kids ran around on stage a girl with classes caring a bunny looked up as Cat and Hex plopped down in there normal seats with Katrina Kira and the two anime characters following.
"Hex! Cat!" She waved as Cat grinned waving as did Hex. "Hey c'mon you guys, Hex frolic!"
Hex looked up groaning, why does she want him to frolic? Because he frolics so well! And it was quite fun to watch. He sighed getting up Cat grinning as she followed. Takuya fell over laughing as Hex took off frolicking the girl, Anne Marie, and Cat following him frolicking also, soon, the whole class was frolicking around the stage Hex leading, Kira stared before grabbing Kouji and Takuya pulling them onstage to join, Kira joined frolicking next to Cat dragging Takuya and Kouji behind her, though the two refused to frolic. Kay walked in, she was teaching this class as well clapping her hands for attention.
"Alright everyone calm down, now who are the people I promised to be dead?" Cat and another girl raised their hands as she nodded. "Alright then we're playing the 'Wake' game again so everyone break up into two groups."
Everyone listened Hex, Kira, Takuya and Kouji walking to Cat's group along with a few others, Cat's group was allowed to sit down as they watched, Kira, Takuya and Kouji listened understanding what the game was about, basically one person pretended to be dead, the others formed a line, as if at a wake, taking turns telling about the person, how they died, there name, what there connection was. It was fairly funny. Eventually Cat's group went up Cat laying down everyone getting in line. It was established her name was Coco and she was killed in a car accident for not wearing a seat belt, Hex eyes brightened whispering something to Takuya as he nodded watching as Kira went up.
"Coco I can't believe you! First you take my boyfriend and then you go and get yourself killed! And after all I've done for you! You think you can get away with this!? Do you!? Do you!? I know your faking; you are not getting away for taking my boyfriend!" She stated fuming like a deranged child turning around on her heels walking away her arms crossed. Everyone blinked before Hex nudged Takuya the two going up Takuya ready for the idea Hex told him.
"Dude I can't believe you wrecked my car!" Hex shouted looking at Cat as she bit her tongue trying not to laugh.
"You wreaked his car," Takuya repeated looking at her like a copy cat.
"I can't believe you and you know your parents won't even pay for the insurance!"
"They won't pay for his insurance."
"I mean, I know that the car had no breaks or you know it hadn't had a tune up in a while but still I told you, as you were driving down that steep hill!"
"Yea he knows it... You let her drive it without breaks?" Takuya blinked as Hex looked at him walking of Takuya following asking if he was nuts. Kouji blinked it was his turn, what was he going to do he thought for a moment, there were no body behind him, hmm. He thought before getting idea looking at Cat.
"You aren't my grandma... you don't have enough wrinkles." He blinked as everyone laughed looking around before back at Cat thinking. "Well, um, from the sound of it you were really stupid for not wearing your seatbelt, but your friend was an idiot for not having any breaks in the car... oh wells um, if you can here me, say hi to my grandma in heaven." With that Kouji walked away Cat sitting up.
"She's alive," Kira shouted as everyone in the group sat down listening to feed back. There were a few more games until finally it was time for sixth period. A counselor, Nick, lead Takuya and Kouji to their next class Cat and Hex giving Kouji a salute. As they were lead away. Takuya gulped as they reached the classroom for art waving good bye to Kouji as Nick lead him off walking in but smiled a bit Tails waving patting a seat next to him. He sat as she explained everything and told him everything was okay. Kouji was lead to his classroom walking in slowly, there were only girls in the room, Tony among them, she looked up waving to him as he waved though sat down away from them all. Tony sighed walking over to him Kouji staying quiet as she explained everything to him, saying that really all they did was goof off and have fun. But oh no, the terrors that await Kouji, are unthinkable! As he will be forced to sing! And something else, something evil! Mwuhahahahahahahacontinues till muses gag her
GG: Yes, I updated, hehe sorry for all that waited, plus, I will warn you ahead, I might not update soon not that I do already. Why you may ask, I'm gonna be a freshman in high school! May god save me! Hehe so yea, I'm gonna still work hard though. Plus lately I've been working on fics I haven't put up yet, basically trying to get ahead in chappies! Anyways, people who get in writers' block! Listen to music! It helps me! listening to music currently Anyways, I left off here, this was like a day in my camp, seriously, ask HanyouToni or Nathan, speaking of which you two, do not blab anything! Or I will be forced to hunt you down and attack you with a baseball bat! Ahem R&R no Flames!