Chapter 4

In the Morning

" Calvin! " His mom called, " Breakfast! " Unexpectedly, Calvin went down to the kitchen. " That's odd! "

" What barracuda? " Calvin sneered. " Okay, maybe not. " His mom decided. " Mom, I want Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs! 5 whole bowls! " Calvin grinned. " NO WAY! YOU ARE NOT, I REPEAT NOT, GETTING HYPER ON ME YOUNG MAN! " His mom screamed.

" Oh I believe that it could be arranged... " Calvin smirked. " Oh Hobbes! " He called in a singsong voice, " Yeah Calvin? " Hobbes bursted in the kitchen. Calvin's mom was terrified. " I-isn't that y-your t-tiger? "

" Oh now you get the message Zogwart Queen! " Calvin smirked. " Can I get a tuna sandwich, less mayonaise? " Hobbes asked politely. " S-sure... c-coming up... " Calvin's mom studdered.

" Oh yeah! This rocks! " Calvin screamed in delight. " School postponded, cartoons all day long & Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs to eat all you want! "

" Errrrmmm... I beg to differ on the cereal part... " Hobbes replied looking down at his cereal bowl. " Calvin? WHAT ARE YOU DOING STILL AT HOME &... Who's the t-tiger?.. " Calvin's dad just came in the living room.

" Oh him? That's my friend, Hobbes! " Calvin stated proudly." Hello Calvin's dad! " Hobbes waved with a clawed paw. " Why are you home from work early? " Calvin asked. " And you're askingme why I'm home early? "

" O-on second t-thought, n-never mind... " Calvin's dad considered.

Later that Night

" L-listen Calvin... y-you & Hobbes c-can just b-be quiet while me & y-your dad a-are g-gone.. alright? I-I just c-cancelled R-Rosalyn to babysit y-you & H-Hobbes t-tonight... Ok? " Calvin's mom studdered.

" Ok! Hey! Where did you put that flamethrower mom? " Calvin asked innocently. " W-What on earth f-for? " Calvin's dad asked timidly. " Oh... for stuff. "

" Well bye Calvin's mom & dad! Have a nice time together!" Hobbes called excitedly.

Much Later that Night, 12:00 am

" Look dear! " Calvin's mom stared in horror, " The house isn't standing anymore! "

" I have a feeling that Calvin & Hobbes are responsible for this... " Calvin's dad said dissaprovingly. " Tch! You think? " His wife scoffed.

HOORAY FOR WEEKENDS! 2 days of liberation! BOO-YAH! Well gotta go! I haven't even eaten breakfast and this typing is making me hungry! Bye, and remember Read & Review!