Bluemoon2021b: Hello and Welcome to The-

Peakly: It is the author! I'm saved!

Mysterious Voice: No u r not the author is writing this u fool! Heyy who let her in anyway?

Bluemoon2021: Thank u Mysterious Voice! And I let myself in.

Zim: The Author is tall!

Bluemoon2021b: That's what I always here!

Cosmo: If the author is here then who is writing the story c'ause someone needs to write the story.

Bluemoon2021b: I am writing the story I just put my self in it.

Brandy: U need someone to write the story! Let me write it pleaz!

Gir: Ohh I want to write the story!

Bluemoon2021b: No I will write it. brandy takes control Heyy!

Brandy: Don't worry I will make it good! Ok u go on.

Bluemoon2021b: I don't know if I should let u do this but anyway… Welcome to the survivor in a Bathroom version of American Idol smoke appears and everyone is wearing fancy clothing Why am I wearing a Ball gown! I hate ball gowns! And why is the Bathroom all fancy rich like!

Mandy: Whoever made me wear this is gonna paY!

Sheen: So Gaz, I see u dressed up for the special occasion.

Gaz: Shut up Sheen!

Sheen: Wow u said my name! U really do love me!

Brandy: No need to thank me!

Bluemoon2021b: looks and sees Gir standing next to Brandy GIR grab the script!

Gir: Okey dokey! grabs script from Brandy

Brandy: Why can't I write it!

Bluemoon2021b: C'ause u made it fancy! Now Gir is wirting it.

Gir: Yay!

Brandy: Your crazy!

Bluemoon2021b: no I'm not. U r and if u don't let Gir write it I'll do bad things.

Brandy: What makes u think u can do that?

Bluemoon2021b: C'ause I am powerful!

Dib: No ure not.

Bluemoon2021b: Yes I am (well in the stories I am)

Dib: Pleaz! All u do all day is sit around and watch T.V., Drink Starbucks coffee, write this story, eat snacks, hang with ure friends a lot, and-

Bluemoon2021b: How do u know all that?

Dib: Someone told me.

Bluemoon2021b: Who!

Dib: not telling

Bluemoon2021b: thows a ball Dib's big head and it is stuck in there

Dib: Why did u do that?

Bluemoon2021b: C'ause I wanted to and ure head was big enough!

Dib: My head is not that big!

Bluemoo2021b: Whatever……Well since everything is back to normal thanx to Gir.

Gir: That's me! And Pig!

Pig: Onik

Bluemoon2021b: Ok like I said welcome and frist up is Sheen. applause from people not partaking in it

Sheen: I would like to dedicate this song to my love Gaz!

Gaz: Shut up! I am not ure love!

Sheen: takes out an electic gutar out of nowhere scrming words Roses r red! hits guitar hard once Violets r bluuuee! hits guitar again Sugar is swwwweeeeeet! hits guitar again But not as sweeeeet as yooooooooooouuuuu! Gggggggggggaaaaaaaaaaaazzzzzzzzzzzzz! hits guitar again ok I'm done how'd I do

Doubled: That was That was the worst singing I've ever heard! U were screaming for hevans sake! And that wasn't even a song! It was a poem! sheen walks off the stage

Bluemoon2021b: Ok…. Our next contestant is……… Eddy

EddY: I'm too sexy for my shirt, Too sexy for my shirt, So sexy it hurts! That's right ladies I'm soo sexy it hurts. It hurts me soo. And I'm too sexy for the Cul De Sac, Too sexy for The Cul De Sac, New York and Japan. U hear that ladies home especially u Nazz I'm very sexy

DoubeD: Ohh brother!

Eddy: And I'm too sexy for your body, Too sexy for you body, Not really Nazz! I'm just right for u!

Simon: StOp! We heard enough! Get off the stage

Eddy: I didn't win! But all u ladies home or where ever u r! Pleaz remember that I'm sexy!

Bluemoon2021b: Ok……. That last performance was interesting. Next off is……… Sandy!

Sandy: This goes out to all u Squirrels out there in Texas! Well I ain't never, been the fancy rodent type, No I can't swig that sweet champagne, I'd rather drink beer all night
In a tree or in a honky tonk, Or on a 4 wheel drive tailgate,
I've got posters on my wall of Skynard, Kid and Strait, Some rodents look down on me, But I don't give a rip, I'll stand barefooted in my own front yard with a bull behind my back!

Cause I'm a redneck Squirrel, And I ain't no high class broad, I'm just a product of my raisin', And I say "hey y'all" and "Yee Haw", And I keep my Christmas lights on, on my front porch all year long, And I know all the words to every Charlie Daniels song, So here's to all my friends out there keepin' it country, Let me get a big "Hell Yeah" from the redneck Squirrels like me , Hell Yeah! Come on I want to here a "Hell Yeah"!

Audence: Hell Yeah!

Sandy: Nuts to nuts, Well their nuts r real nice, Oh but I can buy the same damn nuts on a WalMart shelf half price,

And still have the same nuts, Just the same, Ones like those models eat on t.v., No I don't need no eat fancy nuts to make my mate want me, You might think I'm trashy, A little too hard core, But get in my neck of the woods, I'm just the Squirrel next door, Hey I'm redneck Squirrel, And I ain't no high class broad, I'm just a product of my raisin', And I say "hey y'all" and "Yee Haw", And I keep my Christmas lights on, on my front porch all year long, And I know all the words to every Tanya Tucker song, So here's to all my friends out there keeping it country, Let me get a big "Hell Yeah" from the redneck Squirrels like me, Hell Yeah

Audence: Hell Yeah

Sandy: Hell Yeah

Audence: Hell Yeah

Sandy: Thank u thank u!

DoubleD: That was very motivating! And good job standing up for others like u!

Simon: Great singing, but there were no other Squirrels around and, We don't need anymore country singers.

Sandy: Why u! trys to fight Simon but Patrick and Spongebob hold her back

Bluemoon2021b: Thank u Sandy! That was the best all night. Ok next is Ed!

Ed: I'd loved to singa, about de moons, and de junenas, and de springas, and de little eyezas, I'd loved to singa, bout sky real blue, and teas for de 2's, and id never, ever, ever, ever, ever, never, never, oh id loved too, I'd loved a to, oh I loved a to, sing!

DoubleD: That was different.

Simon: That was horrible. What the hell were u singing about! No one could even understand it! It had no meaning! U r out!

Ed: Why thank u for ure nice compliments! Hehe

Bluemoon2021b: Next contestant is the sene changes and everyone is a castle Hey! What happened!

Gir: The story was getting boring so I made it more interstin! All people were doing was singing!

Bluemoon2021b: That is what we r supposed to be doing! And besides that we r all out of time soo stay tuned for the next episode of Surrvivor in a Big Bathroom and don't worry we will make sure the American Idol is back on!

Mysterious Voice: Hey u stole my lines!

Bluemoon2021b: Ohh well R+R