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"Yum, salami and crackers." Legolas thought. Legolas was sitting over a pit of fire on a rickety bridge. He was eating crackers and salami. On the two sides of him were two armies shooting at each other. But Legolas didn't notice. He was too interested in his crackers and salami. But then someone gave him swiss cheese. He looked up to see who it was and was punched off the bridge. Legolas fell into a pit of fire. But it wasn't really fire. It was jelly. Did you really think I would kill Legolas this early in the chapter? So he fell into the fire that was really jelly. But there are monsters in the jelly. Giant snakes.
Do you really think that I would kill Legolas this early in the chapter? Of course not. They were gummy worms. But the pit of fire that really is jelly and has giant snakes in it has acid. It is filling up the hole as you read this. Do you really think I would kill Legolas now? I would but I didn't. It was just Mountain Dew. Legolas managed to climb out of the hole. He was very confused on why everything was like food. There were Popsicle trees, pudding pools, and houses made of bread. Why?
Legolas went to visit Gandalf. Gandalf was always right. Or so Legolas thought. When Legolas arrived at Gandalf's house he saw it was all colored with hippie stuff. Legolas was getting scared of this alternate world. Legolas still went inside and saw Gandalf sitting in a bean bag. When Legolas asked Gandalf what was wrong with the world Gandalf just said that the world had just changed its colors. Now Legolas would usually just run screaming from the house but this required special attention. Legolas shot himself in the head with his bow. He woke up. He realized he was hungry.
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Author notes- Sorry about the delay. I have been busy and on vacation. Please R&R.(Has been edited, sorta)