I am so sorry for the delay I have been real busy, and not real motivated. I will update more, I promise.
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Poor Legolas, always the depressed one. He cannot go skydiving, because he knows he can't die. He can't go swimming, because he knows he can't drown. And he cant practice archery, because he got drunk and shot his dad. Poor Legolas, always the unlucky one. Or so he thought. It turns out; Gimli was in a good mood, so he bought Legolas a lottery ticket. So now Legolas had a lottery ticket.
And he won. Legolas the unlucky one won the lottery. He was now rich. Very rich. He now had 2.6369547895 million dollars. And it was all his. His precious. His money. His own money, his love.
Poor Legolas. He got robbed. He now has only 3 dollars. Poor Legolas, no more precious. Legolas is sad. He has a car. He is over 21. He can go to a bar. He can drink beer. And he did.
Poor Legolas. He is in jail. He was drunk. He was driving. Poor Legolas. Poor Legolas. Ha, ha Legolas.
Author notes- woah, odd, am editing and this... RANDOMNESS ROCKS!
-Reviewers
Ice Apparition Princess- I am crazy, and I do like sugar. And I hope you like this chapter.
grundo-nekotb- Yes. veggie salami is all you can eat, but I can eat real Salami. Ha Ha Ha.
AvengingTeenX-SPider.12- I would have killed him early, but I have chapter length to think about.
Strider-Stalker- Should I fear for my safety?
Random Person number 3- Then go to the grocery store :)
Pointy-eared-elfs- He only died in a dream so he is not really dead.
JCsDancerGurl- But remember, Legolas is perfect.