Welcome back. As I am sitting here waiting for my dad to bring home extended, I realized something. I WAS BORED! So boredom and writing equals THIS!
Update- I remember attempting to put this up, but it didn't work, so I waited…and forgot…So now on the first of May I put it up and hope I get reviews!
Legolas was decorating for Christmas. His house (the mansion Peter Jackson bought him so he would shut up) was very big. So Legolas went to his local Target, and bought Christmas lights. He started decorating and didn't notice the lights wrapping around his leg. So he tripped and fell over the edge. He didn't die, because of the lights. So Legolas is the person whose life has been saved by Christmas lights.
Legolas wrote an ad, about how Target brand lights saved his life. So he decided to have the world come and see him turn on his lights. Legolas has to finish his lights. So Legolas gets his Red out. He adds his red in a circle. Legolas gets his blue lights, he adds a circle around his red. He gets all the others and has a circle around them.
Everyone came to see these lights being turned on. Legolas makes a speech. He sees the switch in the center of the circle. He climbs the ladder. He flips on the switch. All we see is Legolas frying with electricity. The ambulance comes and picks Legolas up. A Target employee whispers to another "good thing those weren't Target brand, they were Wal-Mart's."
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NO OFFENSE TO ANYONE WHO WORKS IN THESE 2 STORES. I just picked the first 2 that came to mind. I don't feel like answering reviews right now. So please review, and I will answer in next chapter.(Edited sorta)