When I look at the Stars part 2
Legolas gasped for air as he landed on an island, suddenly cured of his blindness by the valar. He was in the middle of an ocean, on a small island with a life supply of lembas and water, and a large forest. He thought he was dead. But he wasn't, because he was still alive. Legolas had survived a fall onto sharp rocks which led to the ocean, and survived drifting on his hair, which was so filled with hair supplies that it was buoyant. Legolas mentally laughed. Would Gimli have survived…nooo. His hair was so greasy and filled with who knows what, that it adds 20 pounds to Gimli's weight. But then Legolas remembered where he was and decided not to make fun of Gimli.
After a couple of weeks on the island, life was pretty boring. Sitting, thinking, using natural things for hair care products. But then Legolas was stuck with an idea. Why didn't he cure one of the trees on the island of its dumbness, and then send the ent to find land. He liked the idea so he started. It took awhile. Actually about 3000 years. But since Legolas was an elf, it really didn't feel that long. The tree was cured of its dumbness, and was now officially an ent. Legolas named it George.
George was ready to be sent on its mission. It left and came back an hour later, and said land was just over that hill. Legolas really wasn't on an island, but on a continent. He realized he had been there before for vacation, but scared everyone away and nobody ever came back. He felt really stupid for not searching the other side of the island. But then again, it could've been infested with wargs, which are attracted to hair care products.
Legolas was now in the far future, which was not something he liked very much. He missed the original middle-earth, where everything was natural and non-Orthancish. So Legolas went to the local time- travel dealership, and went back home. He promptly fell off the cliff again and landed on the island. He decided this time to go to the other side, but in the middle of the forest, he was attacked by wargs.
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Author notes- Probably my favorite chapter yet, and most likely the latest. It is officially 12:42 AM, and I am supposed to be asleep. I can't sleep. And decided to warm the computer up, and type this which had been brewing for awhile. I can't wait for late today, because I have a Switchfoot concert! Please Review!