I just went to a new café to try their coffee jelly. Yum yum. It was so tasty with a such a refined texture. I could've eaten it for days, but I had only bought one. I will remember this delightful dessert forever.

I went home since my favorite show was on (there are surprisingly few shows without the horrible Teruhashi Makoto, or various other people I would rather not see on TV). I was about to open the door, when I detected Nendou, Kaidou, Kuboyasu, Teruhashi, Hairo, Mera, and Yumehara in my house. Yare yare. They were planning a surprise birthday for me next week, and were asking my parents for permission. Of course, my birthday wasn't next week, and my parents should know that, but it seems they were too blinded by their excitement over the surprise party to think that it might not be appropriate. What a pain. I was about to send a telepathic message to mom telling her to call off the party when Kusuke opened the front door. Kusuke wears a telepathy canceller so I can't detect his thoughts, and thus was unable to detect his presence in the house. He is my annoying older brother, and of course he would be home.

"Hello, Kusuo. Welcome home."

"What are you doing here?" Kusuke may seem innocuous, but he is extremely dangerous with his genius IQ and inferiority complex about my psychic powers.

"Oh, I'm just enjoying time with my parents and meeting your friends. Why do you need two birthdays anyways? You love attention too much." Now he was really getting on my nerves.

Then a ball was dropped over the balcony and hit my head. Oh well, I'm a psychic, little things like that don't affect me.

"Oh, Kusuo, your limiter is broken." What? My psychic powers are dangerously powerful, so I wear a limiter to make sure nobody gets hurt. Without my limiter, I'm like Godzilla rampaging through Tokyo! "Luckily, I have a back-up." This is one of the few times I've been thankful for Kusuke.

'Where's my ball?' thought Nendou. I wish Nendou would stop following me around without my permission. I tossed the ball back up to the balcony. 'My ball!' thought Nendou happily, without looking down to see where it came from. What an idiot. Yare yare.

I rang the doorbell.

'Saiki is home! I bet he will say "oh wow" when he sees what a great party we are putting on! Chiyo and I are making a cake! Oh no, if he sees us, it won't be a surprise. I hope there's a backdoor' thought Teruhashi.

'Buddy is home! I should go say hi!' thought Nendou. Nendou started shouting.

'Oh no! Nendou is going to give away our surprise party. Maybe we should leave him out of planning from now on so he won't give anything away' thought Kaidou. Wow, that's a surprisingly good idea from Kaidou.

'Shut up, Nendou' thought Kuboyasu.

'I should ask Saiki's mom if she has any leftovers' thought Mera.

See, these people are total nuisances and should leave me alone. I allowed them to escape out the back so I wouldn't have to deal with them in the house. I went inside, said goodnight to Mom, ignored Dad, and went to bed.

"I sense a disturbance in the force," said a hooded figure. His skin had heavy wrinkles and was as white as a corpse. His fingers were long and spindly, and, if you were ever unlucky enough to see them, his eyes were a disturbing hateful yellow. He was a Lord of the Sith: Lord Sidious, Galactic Emperor.

"I too detect this disturbance, my Master," said the figure standing next to him. He was taller than the first, with a black cape and helmet like a samurai's. His chest had blinking lights, but his most distinctive feature was his heavy breathing, the sound of death. This was Lord Sidious's apprentice, Darth Vader. "I will go and investigate."

"No. I grow bored of Senate politics. We shall investigate this threat together."