A/N: Okay, so far, only ONE person and her muses like this fic...

Link: That would be FullMetalEdward, Ed, and Roy, right?

Yep. Thanks for the support! I'd dedicate this to you, but... we've got something else in store...

Link: Sweet sauce.

Here's the next chappie, for anyone whose still reading it! XD

A Nintendian Dream: Ch 4: Act 2 Scene 2

In a quieter, more beautiful part of the forest, the Fairy Yoshis carry Krystal in her carriage towards her very pretty flowery bed suspended in the trees.

"Come now, Fairies," Krystal says heavenly. "Sing me now to sleep and lay me to rest." She lies down in her bed as the Fairies prepare to sing her a lullaby. One begins to play a beautiful piccolo melody, and the others begin to sing.

"Rock a bye Queenie, on the treetops,

When the wind blows, the beddie will rock,

If the bow breaks, the beddie will fall,

And down will come Queenie, beddie and all!"

Krystal falls asleep, and the Fairies all rush away. Banjo, all sly and sneaky, approaches the sleeping Queen with the magic flower in hand.

"Aw, sleeping like a baby..." he chuckles, dropping the love nectar into her eyelids. "There! The next creature she sees will become her desire! Hehe, I'm sooooooo good..." he chuckles again, then rushes off.

Meanwhile, in another part of the forest, Link and Zelda flee on their own neat little bicycle. Exhausted, they both leap off it and stop their flight, breathing hard.

"Oh, geez, I'm tired..." Link breaths, looking around. "Shoot... I have no memory of this place..."

"What?" Zelda cries. "Are you saying we're lost?"

"Hey, no big deal! It's late; we should rest here. Maybe sleep will help jog my memory?" he ventures.

"If you say so," Zelda sighs, lying on the grass. "I'll lie here, and- GET OFF!" She pushes him off as he tries to lie down close next to her.

"Hey, come on, Zel..." he drawls softly. "We're in love, for Din's sake!"

"Just... wait until we get married. Give me my space for now."

"Oh, alright..." Link sighs, lying down some distance away from her. "Good night."

"Good night." They both fall asleep.

Rash soon appears, riding on the back of a giant turtle lazily (don't ask, it was in the movie).

"Man, I can't find that Athenian!" he groans. "I've searched all over this forest, and no...!"

He stops and looks down below at a sleeping Link on the ground. He grins in triumph.

"Hello, who's this?" He leaps off the turtle and stands above Link, chuckling and tickling him. Link giggles sleepily, turning away from Crash.

"This must be the Athenian Banjo was talking about! He's got the clothes and everything!" He looks over to see Zelda far off, sleeping. "And that must be the woman he hates!" He shakes his head, tsking. "And he won't even let her sleep near him! The scuzball... Well, this'll change his mind!"

He kneels down by Link and drops the magic nectar on his eyelids. "There! That ought to do it! Now I gotta meet Banjo!" He sees the tipped-over bicycle. "Cool!" He climbs on it and rides away. "Weee! Away I go!"

After he leaves, in comes guess who? That's right! Falcon, still being chased by Samus, of course.

"LEAVE ME THE FREAK ALONE, YOU CRAZY STALKER WOMAN!" Falcon screams, running away like a little girl.

"Falcon, wait!" Samus calls out breathlessly, exhausted from the whole chase. "Oh, this is just great! Why won't Falcon love me? Why?... Huh?" She then sees Link on the ground. "Link? Dead or asleep?" She kneels down and shakes him awake. "Yo, Link! Wake up!"

Link opens his eyes and looks up at Samus, suddenly all starry-eyed. Holy light surrounds her, birds tweet... Yep, Link has fallen madly in love.

"Uh...Link?"

"Samus... Real pretty girl..." he drools.

"(sweatdrop)... Um... You okay, Link?"

"I have never been better or happier..." He stands, staring dreamily into her eyes. "...than to look upon such beauty."

"Oh..." she giggles, than pauses. "...Wait, I thought you loved Zelda!"

"Oh, she does not even begin to compare with you! Those emerald eyes that twinkle like... er... twinkling stars... And sandy blonde hair that flows like... vanilla ice cream...?"

"You aren't so good with words, are you?"

"Not really, no... But words cannot easily describe your immense beauty, fair Samus."

"Oh... I see how it is."

"What?"

"It's bad enough that Falcon ignores and flees me, but noooooo. You have to come along and mock me with your fake infatuations!" she accuses.

"B-but..."

"And I thought you were a true gentleman!" she huffs, running off.

"Wait, Samus! Don't leave! My love is true, honest!" Link quickly takes off after her, completely forgetting about a slumbering Zelda. A few minutes pass, then...

"AHH!" She jumps out of sleep, sweating like crazy. "Whoa... Man, Link you won't believe this nightmare I had! I thought this snake was eating my heart out, and...!" she pauses, looking around. "...Link? Where are you?"

Fearing for her lover's life, she stands and rushes away to search for him.

A/N: Yeah, I know, small chappie. Next one will be better; it's got the workers! And they're always fun! 8D

Link: Wee! 8D

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