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Time for some hilarious hijinks!

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Here it is!

A Nintendian Dream: Ch 5: Act 3 Scene 1

In another part of the forest, in enters the workers Roy, Marth, Fox, Falco, DK, and Luigi. They all have their scripts, but are not too thrilled about rehearsing; except Roy, of course.

"We all here?" he asks eagerly.

"Yep, right on time," Marth nods, looking around. "This is the perfect place! Get in positions, people..."

"Marth?"

"What now, Roy?"

"I dunno about this play..." he muses. "I mean, first off, Pyramus has to kill himself with a sword. The ladies wouldn't approve of that!"

"Oh... That's not good..."

"We should leave the killing out," Falco suggests, just to get this rehearsal over with.

"Wait, I know!" Roy exclaims. "Marth, write a prologue that explains that we will do no harm with our swords, and that I'm not Pyramus, but Roy the weaver!"

"Uh, okay..." Marth looked confused. "I guess that makes sense... a little..."

"What about the lion?" asks Fox.

"We'll note him in the prologue as well, saying that he is not a real lion, but only Donkey Kong the joiner!"

"Okay, glad that's settled," says Marth. "Now, we have two other problems: first, we need moonlight, because Pyramus and Thisbe meet at night."

"Then have someone come in with a bush of thorns, lantern, and a dog, as the legend goes, and he'll be Moonlight!" Roy deducts.

"Um...okay..." Marth continues. "We also need a wall, 'cause it says the lovers talk through a chink in the wall."

"Well, we can't bring in a whole wall," says Fox. "Any bright ideas, Roy?"

"Yeah! Someone will be Wall! He'll wear plaster, loam, and some roughcast to show he is a wall, then make the chink like this!" He holds up his index and middle fingers in a V shape.

"Good, that's settled." Marth grins.

"I'm confused..." DK complains.

"Deal. Okay, Roy, you speak first as Pyramus, and so does everyone else on their cue. Let's go, no slacking!"

At that point, Crash, on his bicycle, comes across the group, invisible to them, of course.

"Ooh, what's this?" he grins in interest, crouching in the bushes. "A play, huh? I might as well watch. This might be good for a laugh!"

Marth stood aside. "Okay, Pyramus, start! Thisbe, get ready for your cue."

Roy clears his throat and begins reciting. "Thisbe, the flowers of odious savors sweet..."

"Odors, you idiot, odors!" Marth barks.

Roy glares and continues. "...odors savors sweet. So hath thy breath, my dearest Thisbe dear! But hark, a voice! Stay thou but here awhile, and by and by I will to thee appear!" And for some reason, he steps "offstage" and into the bushes.

"Hehe... Oh, man, this is good..." Crash chuckles, looking after Roy. "Some days you gotta work for it, and some days it walks right up to you!" He rushes after Roy.

"...Do I have to go now?" Luigi moans.

"Yes! Get your cues right!"

"Sorry..."

Meanwhile, with Roy (I forgot to mention that he's wearing a top hat), he's strolling along, quietly mumbling his lines, unknowing that a bandicoot/hobgoblin was following him. As he listens for his cue, Crash leaps into the branches behind him and blows fairy dust from the palm of his hand onto Roy's head. The weaver doesn't know this, though, as Crash snickers and hops into the trees again.

Luigi stands up, reciting in a high voice. "Most radiant Pyramus, most lily-white of hue, of color like the red rose on triumphant brier, most briskly juvenal and eke most lovely Jew, as true as truest horse, that yet would never tire. I'll meet thee, Pyramus, at Ninny's tomb."

"Ninus' Tomb, idiot!" Marth barks. "And you're supposed to wait for Pyramus before you speak the last line! Roy, your cue passed, dumbass!"

"Whoops!" Luigi grins stupidly. "As true as truest horse, that yet would never tire."

Roy enters again. "If I were fair, fair Thisbe, I were only thine!" He lifts the top hat off his head to reveal... DONKEY EARS! GASP!

Everyone screams at Roy's transformation. His face looks more...fuzzy...I don't know how that's scary, but then again, it's not every day you see your friend like that, I guess... And his friends are a little girlish anyway.

"AHHH! OH MY GOD!" Marth cries. "RUN, GUYS, RUN!"

The others all scatter, screaming like little girls. Crash is laughing like crazy as they flee.

Roy is standing there, looking confused. "...the hell's going on?"

Fox runs back, for some reason. "Whoa, Roy, you have an ass-head!"

"You're the ass-head!"

"Oh, Roy! You have transformed! WAH!" Marth cries as they all run away.

"Hmmp," Roy huffs. "I see what they're up to. They're trying to make an ass of me, trying to frighten me! HA! I'll show them!" He stands tall and proud. "I'll stroll on and I'll sing to show that I am not afraid!"

And he does so. Note that Krystal is sleeping in her bed just above him. Also note that Roy can't sing to save his life.

"Hey, ho, to the bottle I go! To heal my heart and drown my woe...!"

"Mmm..." Krystal groans, waking up. "What angel-like voice wakes me from my sleep...?"

"The rain my fall, the wind may blow, but there are still many miles to GOOOO!" He sings the last notes so high and out of pitch it would make glass shatter.

Krystal looks down at him, all starry-eyed. Holy light surrounds him, birds tweet... Yep, Krystal has fallen madly in love... with a man with a donkey-head. Yeah, that's a bit... awkward...

"Oh, you beautiful mortal! Sing again!" She leaps out of the tree and embraces him. "Oh, you handsome man with a lovely voice, I love you!"

Roy looks at her, weirded-out. "Whoa... are you being serious?"

"But of course! Ho would not love a strong, handsome man like you?"

"...Lady, I think you need to get your eyes checked."

Krystal giggles. "You are as witty as you are handsome!"

Roy can't help but laugh. "No, if I had any wits, I could easily find my way out of this forest..."

"Oh, no, don't leave!" she begs. "If you stay, my fairies will shower you with jewels, flowers, and delicacies!"

"Hmm, lemme think about it..." A second later... "Okay!" He grins.

"Very well! Come, my fairies!" she calls out. "Yoshiku! Yoshinora! Yoshimoran! Yoshio!"

Four tiny, cute little Fairy Yoshis enter.

"Ready."

"And I."

"And I."

"And I."

"Where shall we go?" They all ask.

"Aw, how cute!" Roy coos.

Krystal smiles at the Fairies, gesturing to Roy. "Treat this gentleman as if he were a king! Give him sweet fruits to dine upon, and do him courtesies."

"Hail, mortal!"

"Hail!"

"Hail!"

"Hail!"

"Cool! Let's go, my little strawberries!" he laughs.

Krystal giggles as they all exit.

Crash watches them go, greatly amused. "Ooh, man, this is gold! Wait 'til I tell Banjo!" He pauses, then gasps. "Oh, no, Banjo!" He gets on his bike and rides away.

A/N: Hehe, what a fun chapter that was. But next chapter will be even more fun!

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