Disclaimer
I don't own the characters, yeah, yeah, whatever! (I will soon!! HA HA HA!!)
Characters:
Kai: Kai (He hasn't got one!)
Rei: ChineseKatDude
Tyson: CSAPrat (Completly Stupid and Annoying Prat)
Max: BirdNestHair
Kenny: Cheif Idiot
Mariah: ReiLover
Lee: ShoutALot
Emily: BadHairDay
Chapter 4: Lots of shouting!!
Kai looked at the clock. It was midday. He and ChineseKatDude had been working on their book for ages without a break. Half of it was in black and white and the other half wasn't as ReiLover was supposed to be doing the colouring in but she ran off with BadHairDay to play dolls. He thought he could hear them saying stuff like 'Boys are dumb arn't they Shelly' and 'Yes, they are thick and icky and dumb, Wendy'. Kai didn't really care. He really liked their book, especially the bit about dogs, which he had done. Never Kai or ChineseKatDude could write (Well there only 4!! All the others were 3 except Mariah, who was 2, and Lee, who was 5) so the book was just a load of pictures. They had just finished and didn't want ShoutALot to kill them for doing ReiLover's part, so they didn't know what to do.
"I know!" said ChineseKatDude, 'Let's draw pictures of each other and put it at the back and label it 'The Authors'."
"Yeah!!" exclaimed Kai, looking excited and cute.
They drew the pictures and stuck them at the back, but they all looked like scribbles, especially Rei's, because Kai had drawn it and wanted to get his hair exactly right. At the top it said 'Orfrs' because they couldn't spell 'The' but thought they could spell 'Authors'. It was really sweet though and anyone who knew them would buy it. After they had finished they decided to ask ReiLover if they could colour it in.
"We're bored. We're colouring in the book now ReiL...I mean Mariah!" said the cutest guy there.
"Ok, Kai!" said ReiLover
"Hey!!! You can't let boys colour in!!! They'll make a mess of it." exclaimed BadHairDay.
"They will? You can't colour it in if you'll make a mess of it!!" said ReiLover. "I'll go colour it in then."
"But you're playing with me" said BadHairDay.
"No she's not she's playing with us!" said ChineseKatDude
"No, she can't play with boys!!" said bossy BadHairDay.
"STOP TELLING ME WHAT TO DO, EM'LY!!" yelled ReiLover. Lee hears Mariah and comes out of his hiding place, as they were playing Hide and Seek, again, (YES!! It was behind Kai's chair, again!), and ran up to them!
"I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU NOT TO BE MEAN TO MARIAH!!" shouted ShoutALot, "IF YOU WERN'T A GIRL I'D HIT YOU!!!"
"WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID TO HIT ONE?!!!" said BadHairDay.
Kai thought he heard Voltaire, but then he wondered how he was able to as both ShoutALot and BadHairDay were yelling so loud that you couldn't here anything, not even the CSAPrat and BirdNestHair jumping up and down and screaming and celebrating because they had 'found' ShoutALot. Never the less, Kai hid in the toy cupboard as it was a better hiding place than behind the chair and the toys which were in it were now all over the floor. Just then Voltaire opened the door, and he looked very angry and annoyed and cross, so Kai started to close the door when ChineseKatDude ran over to him and got in the cupboard. Kai then shut the door.
"How come you're so scared of Mr. Voltaire, Kai?" asked Rei
"I dunno," replied Kai in a whisper.
"I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU ALL TO SHUT UP!!" yelled Voltaire. Kai started crying but silently as he didn't want ChineseKatDude to know.
"Oh, well, I guess I can't blame you really." whispered ChineseKatDude.
"IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP THIS TIME THE N I'LL BAN ALL THE TOYS!!" ChineseKatDude and Kai could hear him yelling.
"Do you want me to tell you what I call you Kai?" asked ChineseKatDude trying to cheer Kai up.
"What?" whispered Kai.
"CoolBlueHair!" answered ChineseKatDude. Kai giggled.
"Really? I call you ChineseKatDude!!" Kai replied.
"WOW!!! That's so cool!!! I love it!!!!!" Rei replied, "What do you call Mariah and Lee?"
"I call Lee ShoutALot as the first thing he did was shout!" Kai answered. Rei laughed. "and I call Mariah ReiLover"
"WHAT!! No call her something better, like um...PinkLynx"
"Oh, Ok" Kai lyed.
"I think he's gone." said ChineseKatDude, "I'll go see"
Kai watched as ChineseKatDude crawled out of the cupboard. He heard a yell, and at first thought he thought it was Voltaire, but then he realized it was ShoutALot shouting. He guessed it was save and followed ChineseKatDude out of the toy cupboard. His blue hair, which, like ChineseKatDude said, was very cool, was a bit messed up but he still looked cute. Rei's hair was coming out of his ponytail, but it still looked neater than BirdNestHair's and the CSAPrat's.
"YOU SCAREDY CATS!!"shouted ShoutALot.
"NO!!!!!! YOU COWARD!!!" yelled ChineseKatDude back.
"NOT MY FAULT VOLTAIRE MEAN AND SCARY!!" yelled Kai back (CoolBlueHair, *giggle*).
Voltaire could here the prats yelling again. His anger was getting beyond controlable. He growled, but decided that yelling at them again would only lead in failure.
"After all, the plans are for tommorow." he thought, "and failure is not an option"
Voltaire then laughed in that badguy laugh which badguys always seem to use.
"Tommorow I'll complete stage 1. And when Kai is strong enough I will control him and take over the world!!!!"
Suddenly the front door opened. Kai looked at the clock, but couldn't tell what time it was. He guessed it must be around 2pm as a old man with white hair tyed back in a ponytail came him. He was wearing dumb purple holiday shorts with huge yellow flowers on, and a an open green shirt, which made him look even more of a prat. He heard Mariah giggling and he could see why.
"Tyson, My MAN!!!" he yelled.
"Grandaddy!!! It's not Tyson, it's Tyson!!!" yelled Tyson back. Kai rolled his eyes and even though Rei was behind him, he somehow knew that he had rolled his eyes too. They both looked cute when they did, but Kai, of course, looked the cutest by far.
"Weird.", Kai thought, "This sort of thing always happens to me"
Everyone watched as the CSAPrat and his grandfather, Kai guessed he'd have to be called the CSAGrandfather. As the door closed, Kai, ChineseKatDude, ReiLover, ShoutALot and BadHairDay all cheered. Kai suspected that BadHairDay was only coping ReiLover.
"You mean. My best friend gone now."sulked BirdNestHair.
Then his father came to pick him up (STILL wearing that dumb apron) so he stopped sulking. Everyone cheered, except the Cheif Idiot, again when he left. Then ChineseKatDude left, but no-one cheered. Then Kai's foster mum came and he was very happy to get away from Voltaire.
What was Voltaire's evil plan? Why was Emily so late anyway? And why does Kai keep knowing stuff which is impossible to know? Find out, in chapter 5, when I write it!!! Oh, yeah, thanks for the reviews!! Please write more!!
I don't own the characters, yeah, yeah, whatever! (I will soon!! HA HA HA!!)
Characters:
Kai: Kai (He hasn't got one!)
Rei: ChineseKatDude
Tyson: CSAPrat (Completly Stupid and Annoying Prat)
Max: BirdNestHair
Kenny: Cheif Idiot
Mariah: ReiLover
Lee: ShoutALot
Emily: BadHairDay
Chapter 4: Lots of shouting!!
Kai looked at the clock. It was midday. He and ChineseKatDude had been working on their book for ages without a break. Half of it was in black and white and the other half wasn't as ReiLover was supposed to be doing the colouring in but she ran off with BadHairDay to play dolls. He thought he could hear them saying stuff like 'Boys are dumb arn't they Shelly' and 'Yes, they are thick and icky and dumb, Wendy'. Kai didn't really care. He really liked their book, especially the bit about dogs, which he had done. Never Kai or ChineseKatDude could write (Well there only 4!! All the others were 3 except Mariah, who was 2, and Lee, who was 5) so the book was just a load of pictures. They had just finished and didn't want ShoutALot to kill them for doing ReiLover's part, so they didn't know what to do.
"I know!" said ChineseKatDude, 'Let's draw pictures of each other and put it at the back and label it 'The Authors'."
"Yeah!!" exclaimed Kai, looking excited and cute.
They drew the pictures and stuck them at the back, but they all looked like scribbles, especially Rei's, because Kai had drawn it and wanted to get his hair exactly right. At the top it said 'Orfrs' because they couldn't spell 'The' but thought they could spell 'Authors'. It was really sweet though and anyone who knew them would buy it. After they had finished they decided to ask ReiLover if they could colour it in.
"We're bored. We're colouring in the book now ReiL...I mean Mariah!" said the cutest guy there.
"Ok, Kai!" said ReiLover
"Hey!!! You can't let boys colour in!!! They'll make a mess of it." exclaimed BadHairDay.
"They will? You can't colour it in if you'll make a mess of it!!" said ReiLover. "I'll go colour it in then."
"But you're playing with me" said BadHairDay.
"No she's not she's playing with us!" said ChineseKatDude
"No, she can't play with boys!!" said bossy BadHairDay.
"STOP TELLING ME WHAT TO DO, EM'LY!!" yelled ReiLover. Lee hears Mariah and comes out of his hiding place, as they were playing Hide and Seek, again, (YES!! It was behind Kai's chair, again!), and ran up to them!
"I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU NOT TO BE MEAN TO MARIAH!!" shouted ShoutALot, "IF YOU WERN'T A GIRL I'D HIT YOU!!!"
"WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID TO HIT ONE?!!!" said BadHairDay.
Kai thought he heard Voltaire, but then he wondered how he was able to as both ShoutALot and BadHairDay were yelling so loud that you couldn't here anything, not even the CSAPrat and BirdNestHair jumping up and down and screaming and celebrating because they had 'found' ShoutALot. Never the less, Kai hid in the toy cupboard as it was a better hiding place than behind the chair and the toys which were in it were now all over the floor. Just then Voltaire opened the door, and he looked very angry and annoyed and cross, so Kai started to close the door when ChineseKatDude ran over to him and got in the cupboard. Kai then shut the door.
"How come you're so scared of Mr. Voltaire, Kai?" asked Rei
"I dunno," replied Kai in a whisper.
"I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU ALL TO SHUT UP!!" yelled Voltaire. Kai started crying but silently as he didn't want ChineseKatDude to know.
"Oh, well, I guess I can't blame you really." whispered ChineseKatDude.
"IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP THIS TIME THE N I'LL BAN ALL THE TOYS!!" ChineseKatDude and Kai could hear him yelling.
"Do you want me to tell you what I call you Kai?" asked ChineseKatDude trying to cheer Kai up.
"What?" whispered Kai.
"CoolBlueHair!" answered ChineseKatDude. Kai giggled.
"Really? I call you ChineseKatDude!!" Kai replied.
"WOW!!! That's so cool!!! I love it!!!!!" Rei replied, "What do you call Mariah and Lee?"
"I call Lee ShoutALot as the first thing he did was shout!" Kai answered. Rei laughed. "and I call Mariah ReiLover"
"WHAT!! No call her something better, like um...PinkLynx"
"Oh, Ok" Kai lyed.
"I think he's gone." said ChineseKatDude, "I'll go see"
Kai watched as ChineseKatDude crawled out of the cupboard. He heard a yell, and at first thought he thought it was Voltaire, but then he realized it was ShoutALot shouting. He guessed it was save and followed ChineseKatDude out of the toy cupboard. His blue hair, which, like ChineseKatDude said, was very cool, was a bit messed up but he still looked cute. Rei's hair was coming out of his ponytail, but it still looked neater than BirdNestHair's and the CSAPrat's.
"YOU SCAREDY CATS!!"shouted ShoutALot.
"NO!!!!!! YOU COWARD!!!" yelled ChineseKatDude back.
"NOT MY FAULT VOLTAIRE MEAN AND SCARY!!" yelled Kai back (CoolBlueHair, *giggle*).
Voltaire could here the prats yelling again. His anger was getting beyond controlable. He growled, but decided that yelling at them again would only lead in failure.
"After all, the plans are for tommorow." he thought, "and failure is not an option"
Voltaire then laughed in that badguy laugh which badguys always seem to use.
"Tommorow I'll complete stage 1. And when Kai is strong enough I will control him and take over the world!!!!"
Suddenly the front door opened. Kai looked at the clock, but couldn't tell what time it was. He guessed it must be around 2pm as a old man with white hair tyed back in a ponytail came him. He was wearing dumb purple holiday shorts with huge yellow flowers on, and a an open green shirt, which made him look even more of a prat. He heard Mariah giggling and he could see why.
"Tyson, My MAN!!!" he yelled.
"Grandaddy!!! It's not Tyson, it's Tyson!!!" yelled Tyson back. Kai rolled his eyes and even though Rei was behind him, he somehow knew that he had rolled his eyes too. They both looked cute when they did, but Kai, of course, looked the cutest by far.
"Weird.", Kai thought, "This sort of thing always happens to me"
Everyone watched as the CSAPrat and his grandfather, Kai guessed he'd have to be called the CSAGrandfather. As the door closed, Kai, ChineseKatDude, ReiLover, ShoutALot and BadHairDay all cheered. Kai suspected that BadHairDay was only coping ReiLover.
"You mean. My best friend gone now."sulked BirdNestHair.
Then his father came to pick him up (STILL wearing that dumb apron) so he stopped sulking. Everyone cheered, except the Cheif Idiot, again when he left. Then ChineseKatDude left, but no-one cheered. Then Kai's foster mum came and he was very happy to get away from Voltaire.
What was Voltaire's evil plan? Why was Emily so late anyway? And why does Kai keep knowing stuff which is impossible to know? Find out, in chapter 5, when I write it!!! Oh, yeah, thanks for the reviews!! Please write more!!
