ALRITEY! This was a fun little fanfic idea I got from my Hiro obsessing friend PimmyChan! (DONT HURT ME ;) She always tells me how Hiro never gets recognized for anything and how he's such a great guy and the one that takes it all….HES ALWAYS TORTURED IN OTHER FANFICS! YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE! Im sure you all have read something out there where Hiro is tortured. sigh well….now Hiros getting his revenge and it isnt going to be pretty…hehehehehe….

WARNING! Hiro OOC-ness!!

Chapter 1 Shuichi will be the first to go….

Hiro is mad everyone. Really mad. I'm sure all of you have seen those fanfictions where Hiro is constantly tortured throughout. Hiro gets the terminal disease, Hiro gets in the car accident, Hiro doesn't get the girl. Well guess what? He's now going to take revenge for that! Now let's see…who is Hiro going to torture first…?

All of the cast of Gravitation is gathered in a room. The room is locked tight from the outside and only Hiro has the key! Who will be the first victim?!

"Hmmm….I think I'll choose…Shuichi first!" he exclaimed with glee. Oh my…this should be interesting folks….

Shuichi was pulled from the room and it was quickly locked afterwards. Hiro then tied him to a chair, which was cemented down to the floor. What could Hiro possibly have planned for the pink-headed singer of Bad Luck?!

Hiro pulled out what looked like a mustard container, except that it was full of a nasty smelling brownish goo…

"Hiro!" whined Shuichi, struggling against the bindings. "Why are you doing this to me?! I'm your best friend!!"

"Because I'm sick of YOU always ending up with Yuki in the end! I always end up with someone like K or Ryuichi!" he replied.

"HEY! WE HEARD THAT!" called Ryuichi and K from the closed door at the same time.

Hiro proceeded to dump the goo onto Shuichi's….head? His hair to be more specific. GASP! This could only mean…

"HAIR DYE!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!" cried out Shuichi in anguish as the chemicals began to take effect on his strawberry…er…strawberry hair.

Hiro grinned sadistically. "Now…you won't stand out as much! HA! Maybe you'll even be demoted from being the main character in an anime now that I dyed your hair….BROWN! MWUAHAHAHA!!!"

Shuichi was whining at the loss of his fruity pinkness. Will Yuki like him any less now that Shuichi is now a brunette instead of a…uh…magentette?!

Oh but Hiro wasn't done yet….ohhhhhhhhhh no. Things were going to get better…MUCH better…for him anyway, not Shuichi who is currently crying waterfalls.

At this time…a HOOKER (female) walked in, wearing a short leather skirt and a black tube top. Hiro smirked, and Shuichi looked with mild interest.

"You hired a hooker? Why?" asked Shuichi curiously.

"Oh ho she's not for me…" began the red headed guitarist, "she's for YOU!"

Shuichi's eyes bulged. "NANI?! NO! I HAVE YUKI! YUKI IS MINE! MINE I TELL YOU! NO ONE ELSE!!! I DON'T LIKE WOMEN! GYAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!!!"

The slutty hooker began to rub up to Shuichi in a fashion that must be a nightmare for gay men. Shuichi was almost beginning to cut his skin from trying to break the chains restricting him.

"I think it's time to leave now…" said Hiro with an odd smirk on his face. He walked out of the room.

"HIROSHI NAKANO GET BACK IN HERE!!!" cried out Shuichi. Hiro then locked the door behind him.

Man…that's rough for Shuichi….but Shuichi is Hiro's best friend! He LIKED Shuichi…oo I can't wait to see what he'll do to people he DOESNT like….

Chapter 1 END

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Alrite I know that was a bit….eh…..harsh. WHAT CAN I SAY! This is fun as hell to type mwuahahahahahahha. Review please. Tell me how I can make it better and some good ideas to torture other characters. I may use them I may not. It would be in your best interest to EMAIL me these suggestions though. Im not sure how is going to react if you left suggestions on the comments page. They might think it's a GASP interACTIVE story! OH NO! ANYTHING BUT THAT! --;;;

Bye Bye for now na no da!

Leah