WOOHOO CHAPTER 2!!! Hmm… As Im typing this im still deciding who to torture next….OH! NVM I GOT IT! evil laugh Poor Shuichi sighs HieiadnTouyaLover I LOVE YOU ; I had to start off SOMEWHERE now didn't I?! oh yes thank you HieiandTouyaLover and Pimmychan for they got my first reviews! Thank you anyone else who reviewed! YAY ok I hope everyone likes it so far haha this is so fun to write ON TO CHAPTER 2!

I do not own anyone. Everyone belongs to Maki Murakami. Lucky bitch. I'll make Ryuichi mine some day….

WARNING! HIRO OOC-NESS

Chapter 2 Yuki gets what he deserves!

Hiro walks over to the room with the other Gravitation cast inside.

"Hmmm…who shall be next…?" asked Hiro aloud to himself, while Shuichi's cries of "YUKI!!!!!!!!!" in the background continued.

Hiro could almost smell the tension inside of the room, like a lion trying to pick out it's next meal from a herd of antelope. Finally, he decided on who to torture next. He took the keys out of his back pocket and unlocked the door. Hiro then pulled out the person closest to the door….None other than the handsome young novelist himself, Yuki Eiri.

Before Yuki could blink, he had been tied down to a chair. (I guess Yuki blinks very slowly shrug) Hiro was going to enjoy this one…he didn't like Yuki very much.

Yuki merely glared at Hiro for the time being.

"Well well well…I'm faced with the jerk who stole my best friend from me. How does it feel to be the biggest asshole on the planet?" said Hiro, seething a bit.

Yuki replied with, as usual, a smartass remark and a smirk. "Hn… I dont have the biggest asshole on the planet. Your 'best friend' Shu-chan does because I fucked him up the ass so much."

Hiro growled. Not the way he wanted to be talked back to. "Oh, Mr. Tough Guy huh?! Let's see how tough you are after I do this…." Hiro smirked and advanced on Yuki, extending his arm towards him. Yuki looked at him confused.

"What the fuck do you think you're doing?!" he asked, squirming a bit. (Oh my this sounds a bit weird doesn't it?)

Sorry all you yaoi fangirls out there, I'm gunna have to disappoint you. Hiro reached into Yuki's shirt pocket and pulled out….HIS CIGARETTES! This could get ugly. Yuki exploded.

"GIVE ME BACK MY CIGARETTES!!!" he yelled out, struggling against the bindings. Now it was Hiro's turn to smirk. He took one out of the box and lit the stolen cancer stick. He took a long drag, taking in and enjoying not only the nicotine, but the look on Yuki's face, which was now contorted into a full face glare. (Please do not ask what that is supposed to mean. You know what I mean. If you don't, screw you, ignore this part, and keep reading dammit.)

"Whatsa matter? You want one now?" asked Hiro, still smirking. Yuki, though he didn't want to admit it, did really need a cigarette. After all, he HAS gone a full hour without one. He DESERVES one don't you think folks? The blonde novelist then started to chew on the inside of his cheek, out of desperation.

"Hn…I see you need something to keep your mouth occupied for a while," started Hiro slowly. Okay…um…I may be stating the obvious here but….WHERE THE HELL IS HIRO GOING WITH THIS?!

Yuki gave him a strange look. Obviously, he has the same thoughts as me. Hiro then shoved something long….and thick…into Yuki's mouth…

Needless to say, Yuki's eyes widened in shock. The taste that hit his mouth at that time made him gag, for what was in his mouth was…

CELERY!!!!!!!!!!!! The leafy green vegetable stuck out of his mouth as he processed exactly what it was, for it hurt his eyes to try and look down at it. As soon as he realized what it was, he spit it out onto the ground and screamed like a little girl. Yes even more girly than when he was almost raped. If that's possible. Maybe even girlier than if TOHMA were to scream. Amazing.

"And now," said Hiro with a sadistic grin, "I shall purge your house of any and all tobacco SLASH nicotine products! MWUAHAHAHA!" He then ran out of the room and locked the door. He went to Yuki's apartment and took all of his cigarettes out. Even from his secret stash under his bed. Not one cigarette was left in the house. On top of that, Hiro also stole all of Yuki's beer. Uh oh.

Hiro walked back into the room drinking AND smoking all of Yuki's beer and cigarettes. (Smoking the cigarettes and drinking the beer people) Needless to say, Yuki was pissed. Not only that, but he was still spitting out the taste of celery from his mouth. Kind of strange considering he's probably stuck worst tasting things in there. I didn't just say that out loud innocent look.

"Alright….I've had enough fun torturing you…" said Hiro. He picked up Yuki, chair and all (damn hes strong) and placed him in the middle of a room. Yuki was too angry to notice where he was.

"WHY THE HELL DID YOU MOVE ME?!" asked Yuki indignantly. Hiro smirked and walked out. It was only then that Yuki realized he was in the middle of a room filled with posters….These posters said things such as…

ABSTINENCE: the 100 effective way to avoid pregnancy!

and

VIRGINGOOD!

while a t.v. in front of him was playing a video on sexual abstinence! YUKI'S WORST NIGHTMARE! Yuki closed his eyes in horror and yelled for Hiro to get him out of there. Hiro was just having fun smoking and drinking. Then…however….Hiro began feeling a bit drunk…

The next bastard is going to be one of the unlucky ones everyone. Hmmm….I wonder who it's going to be…I wonder what Hiro's like when he's drunk…I wonder how Yuki will act after watching the video….I wonder if someone can die by slipping on a banana peel….

Mwuahahah chapter 2 complete. I give anyone and everyone permission to create any fanart related to this story. Just make sure to give proper credit to me and informing me before doing so. I'd like to see it D. I've already gotten a couple requests. Well, we shall see what insanity ensues in chapter 3…evil grin Maybe I might throw in a couple of you guys for gags. I'll have to see. I'll have to see if I hate you or love you.

Leah