Disclaimer: I don't own Beyblade or any other anime for that matter

Ok first of all I'm sooooooooo sorry for taking like a year to write the last chapter! I could give you a load of excuses but there all lame so I won't even bother k? Second of all before you read it I've now got a (long) list of replies from the reviews, so skip if you haven't reviewed before. There's only a reply to the last review each person sent, and if you are not talking to me you don't get one, Riku and Tifa. Kk? read and review :).

Angela-R.K: I would make a pic but I can't draw :).

Melina Kon: I did and now I have finished :). I'm glad you liked the first chapter lol.

Starwave: Lol thanks for adding it to your faves :). I'm glad you like it :). I think it's cute too, cause Kai's in it and he's all chibi.

Yousei: A miss-spelling of Voltaire's last name. Oh well :)

Midori: Lol I'm glad you agree with me bout who's cute and who isn't, otherwise I'd be worried :). I'm glad I put you in a good mood :). You changed you're name and confused me…

signourney: Lol yes is very cute :). Chibi Kai-KAWAII! Lol funny how so many ppl thought it was cute :).

Galux Cat: well she is girly so mwah.

Xyza: Rei does make an appreance though I think I have the world record of not updating :p me sorry if you ever read this…

Yellow Jersey Girl: Yes Kai is extremely cute at every age :).

Daisy-chanMistress of Evil: Lol weird name, but funny. I did keep it up (eventually) and I'm glad you too think it is cute :). Ah I'm sorry that wasn't you're last review. Oh well :).

AsHlYn GaUkEl: Well I kept writing, then I stopped, then I started again, then I stopped for a year and finally finished it :). Thanks for thinking it's cute, that makes me happy :).

Forbiddon Pyro: um…..i'm glad you think so :).

vampire-pixie: You're cool because you think it's cool :). I'm glad you like the nicknames :).

Sellona: Thanks for thinking my story was wonderful :). You a wonderful person for thinking that :), but what does it being July have to do with anything?

CrystallineWolf: I glad you like it :). Yes Kai is definitely the cutest in BB :).

Kkornelia: Lol I'm glad you like them all chibi :).

yamitammy: CSAPrat? I don't know I just came up with it, I do that a lot. I'm always going 'TYSON' whenever I watch the anime lol.

whybother: Why bother reviewing if all you're going to do is complain?

lightyearsaway: lol I'm glad you think it's funny and cute :). I love Kai too!

kai'sgirl: I'm sorry I never put Tala in, the story got a bit full, but thanks for thinking it's cute :).

Sabby-64: I hope you didn't die on me! KAI AND REI RULE! Points for using the word 'dudes'.

Xaphien: I glad you think it's funny :).

KitsuneNekoYoukai: Lol yes it is kawaii, that's why it's in my story :).

Gamefreakgrl: lol I like Kai more than Rei (duh) but Rei does rule!

YoukoYamato: Lol well 've finished now, so don't be depressed :).

Youtokool: I like chibi ppl too :).

Snow-kitten1: lol yes I updated and now I have finished :).

Chibi Amo: You're kool cause you think it's kool! Yes Kai rules!

RainOwl: Well ther won't be anymore now lol, sorry, I'm not really into BB anymore which is partly why I took so long to write the final chapter

Anime Gal4: Um…yes Kai is cute :).

I can fly: You can fly? I'm jealous! I wish I could fly!

Kyo Yume: Lol well you got more from when you last updated but there won't be anymore after this chap:).

Izumi Princess of Darkness: LOVE you're name btw Izumi's such a pretty name…I know! He's so cute in the series he MUST be adorable at 5!

Raku Ozzarian princess: Um…yeah it is Zeo…oh well…I DO have to keep saying he is the cutest because it is true!

Mondai Senshi: Yes I know this fic is worth bragging about heh heh, even though it took me so long to finish :p

GamerPheonix888: LOL. I'm not sure if I ever emailed you or not but I don't use OCs apart from Mr. Fujiyama lol sorry. I love Kai too!

GalWivAGunblade: Lol don't worry my reviews are three times worse at least. Don't worry, this chapter is random. Very random. I just wrote what came in my head. And my head does not work in a logical order.

sexy-jess: well…uh…sorry for not updating in so long then :). If you want to know what craziness is, read this chapter.

Kiwee: Well read this chapter then :).

Spotstar: O.o Tyson with the ability to read minds? Scary. No you didn't review before but I don't mind, because you updated now :).

neko-jin: lol very detailed review. This chapter is longer than all the others, I think.

loveyaray.00: You have you're wish, you're ever so lucky. You reviewed only a few days before I actually got moving on this final chapter. So unlike some people, you didn't have to wait a year for the conclusion! You think I'm a great writer? –goes all teary eyed and blushes- yay thank you!

CyborgRockStar: Yes, I agree, cute was very well-placed. I used it when necessary. Yes it does get a bit violent-ish I'm wondering if I should bring it up a rating. Oh well.

Ellen: Lol well I hope you found it again cause I've finished it now...I know….poor Kai….

Hazel-Beka: Don't worry, I should of updated ages ago. Me sorry. I hope you like the ending!

reikai:). I glad you think it's great. That means you are a great person :).

RoseRosa: Ahhhhhhh, read an find out what happens :).

Ozuma's mine: Well not exactly soon but, thanks for thinking it's great. That means you are a great person :)!

My secret angel: -looks behind and gulps-I hope you haven't being stalking me all year...i updated I updated! I hope you like it!
Chibi: Yes Kai is very cute :).

Kai's Asian Angel: Read and find out how they escape! I am a mean person and use the beybladers for sacrifices heh heh. Yeah it was going to be about Miriam and Ozuma but I don't think I'll write it now, cause I'm not really that into BB anymore :).

Kai: Kai (CoolBlueHair)
Rei/Ray: ChineseKatDude

Tyson: CSAPrat: Completely stupid and annoying prat

Max: BirdNestHair

Kenny: Chief Idiot

Lee: ShoutALot

Mariah: ReiLover (PinkLynx)
Emily: BadHairDay

Robert: Snobert

Ozuma: RandomDodger

Miriam: KaiWannabe

Chapter 11: Random dreams and Random Weapons

"Yay, kitties, I love kitties!" cried Rei happily as he ran across the field with Mariah holding his hand. There were kittens everywhere: white, brown, black, blue, multi-coloured…Rei was in heaven :).

"Rei-y can I keep one?" asked Mariah smiling.

"Sure," Rei stopped running and picked up a pure white kitten, "What about this one?"

"Yeah! It's cute! Let's go visit Kai!"

"Ok!" Rei and Mariah walked down the school corridor and through the purple front door of Kai's house.

"Hey Rei! Hey Mariah! ME HUNGRY!" cried Kai happily his long messy blue worse than usual.

"Do you want a cookie?" asked Mariah handing him a packet of cookies.

"YAY! Wake up,"

"What?" asked Rei

"Wake up you demented brat!"

"Kai are you alright?" Kai glared and poked him in his shoulder. Rei blinked. Rei blinked again. Rei blinked a third time because it sounds cute.

"Finally the nightmare ends! There all awake now, sir,"

"That's nice, now we stab Kai and-oh wait! You lost Kai!" growled Voltaire, sounding very angry and scary. Rei looked around and saw that all of them were tied to the wall.

"I've got people looking for hi-"

"YES BUT I NEED HIM NOW!" yelled Voltaire.

"Kai-help me-" muttered Rei.

Kai sat sulking in the corner of the stone box. There really wasn't any other way to describe it, as the only thing interesting in the stone box was the two cute kids, one staring at the other sulking.

"My head is killing me," complained Zeo as an attempt to get Kai's attention.

"Mwah," replied Kai, too upset and scared to say much else.

"Oh, whatever. Have a nice death." Kai looked up and glared at Zeo. He was so annoying. Acting as if death was like normal. Like he didn't even care. Well Kai did care, and he cared about the fact Zeo didn't care. StupidZeo would have to be his nickname after all. He hadn't really thought about giving him a nickname before, he was too busy looking cute and sulking.

"ChineseKatDude's in trouble!" Kai cried out suddenly.

"What?" asked StupidZeo, "Who's ChineseKatDude, and are you sure?"

"Yes I'm sure! ChineseKatDude is ChineseKatDude, and he's my best friend!" cried Kai unhappily.

"ChineseKatDude is a weird name," replied StupidZeo because he was stupid, but cute. Kai glared because he was cute and very annoyed. There was another long silence until StupidZeo decided to make yet another attempt at conversation: "I'm bored"

"So am I,"

"Oh, ok. What do you want to do?"

"Go home,"

"Oh, ok."

"Stop saying oh, ok,"

"Oh, ok. I only said it twice,"

"You're stupid, StupidZeo,"

"Oh, ok, you're boring, BoringKai,"

"You can't give people nicknames, only I can because I am Kai,"

"Oh, ok, BoringKai,"

"Leave me alone,"

"No."

"Why not?"
"I'm bored and annoying you is the only form of entertainment here,"

"You're mean,"

"So are you,"

"I hate you,"

"Love you too,"

"I didn't say I loved you, I said I hated you,"

"Oh, ok. Do you want to get lunch?"

"We can't StupidZeo,"

"Yes we can, stop glaring at me and look around," Kai turned and then promptly fainted.

"YAY!" cried Kai happily as he hugged his new pet puppy. He was green and big and cute and cuddly. Kai looked very cute as he hugged his cute, green puppy. The puppy woofed and wagged his tail. Kai squealed and hugged on tighter.

"Kai will you stop hugging me?" asked the dog, "It's kind of hard to breathe."

"Oh, sorry," Kai loosened the grip on the puppy just a little.

"Oh, ok, I'm a puppy now?"

"Silly puppy. You're always been a puppy. I love puppies. When I grow up I'm going to get a puppy just like you. I'm going to call it Puppy."

"Oh, ok. That's an original name. Now will you wake up and actually stop hugging me?"

"I am awake, silly puppy"

"You're asleep and you're hugging me and it's very annoying." The cat poked Kai's shoulder with it's paw.

"YOU'RE A STUPID CAT!" yelled Kai letting go of the cat, "NO WONDER I PREFER DOGS TO CATS!"

"Oh, ok, I've never heard anyone sleep-yell before. Now wake up. The cat poked Kai again.

"Leave me alone!"

"No." replied the cat, poking Kai again. Kai blinked and saw Zeo poking him.

"Z-zeo? Mwaaaaaaaaah."

"Oh good you're awake. You didn't have to faint on me, BoringKai."

"But-but-where-how-why-?"

"We're in a random field near a random building that I guess is where ChilliCanDuck or whatever his name was is,"

"You what!"

"I said we're in a random-"

"YES I KNOW THAT! HOW DID WE GET HERE!"

"I channeled your magic while you were distracted by me annoying you so we could go help you're friends,"

"YOU SAID THERE WAS NO WAY OUT!"

"I lied, and you're welcome by the way. Now I'm very busy, I have to go save ChilliCanDuck,"

"HIS NAME IS CHINESEKATDUDE!"

"Whatever." Zeo stood up and started walking towards the random building. Kai blinked a few times cutely, then came to his senses, stood up and started to follow Zeo.

"So…StupidZeo…what's your plan?"

"I don't have one."

"YOU WHAT!"

"Although I don't think yelling and attracting the enemies' attention before we even get there is a good plan. The random building is only like, well, here." Kai growled angrily. StupidZeo was more annoying than the CSAPrat! The CSAPrat was annoying and stupid, but StupidZeo was annoying and smart, which was even more annoying! Also in this instance he was right. The random building was well, there. It was very tall and black and random because it was in the middle of nowhere.

"I bet we have to go all the way to the top floor, because the boss bad guys always hang out on the top floor,"

"They do?"

"Well they do in all the games I play," Kai stared at him. StupidZeo laughed and walked into the building.

"Hey wait! They're might be bad guys!"

"Not on the first floor they're won't be," laughed StupidZeo, "Don't you know anything about how bad guys work?"

"No, because I don't fight them on a regular basis," growled Kai.

"Oh, ok, that's so boring! I do!" cried StupidZeo happily, running towards the stairs.

"Couldn't we just use the lift?" asked Kai pointing towards the lift.

"No, because bad guys always close down the lifts. We can go down the lift, but not up it."

Kai walked towards the lift and pressed the down button. A moment later, the door opened and Kai walked into the perfectly operational lift. He then stuck his head back out smirking "Are you coming on the broken lift StupidZeo?"

"I-uh-yeah-this never happens in games! I suppose we can get the treasure after we've rescued the princess."

"What treasure? What princess?"

"The treasure which you find in random chests throughout the building and ChilliCanDuck," Kai sighed in annoyance and pressed the up button. There were numbers but Kai could not read so he had to do with the button which just had an arrow facing up. Unfortunately this meant that at every floor the lift doors opened, and Kai had to press the up button again because StupidZeo was using the shiny metal wall of the lift to ort out his stupid hair. Needless to say, when they finally reached the top floor (just so you can get an idea about how irritating this was there were 157 floors), fortunately without meeting any of the bad guys, Kai was fuming, while StupidZeo was smiling happily, his long green hair tied back perfectly, though he still had blood on his forehead.

"Come on then, fellow traveler! Now we have climbed up the tallest tower, we can rescue Princess ChilliCanDuck!"

"Well, well, well, if it isn't the little green-haired brat and Kai. You came just in time to die with your friends!" cried Voltaire happily, his arms out in mock greeting.

"Um…I thought we were just rescuing Princess ChilliCanDuck?"

"Oh, I'm sorry; did I forget to mention the others?" smirked Kai, glad to have annoyed Stupid Zeo.

"No ones rescuing anybody," snarled Voltaire, "Kill the brat, and tie Kai with the others!"

"What do we do now StupidZeo?"

"I-uh-forgot?" tried StupidZeo.

"Pull out your invisible weapon from nowhere, idiots!" cried KaiWannabe, as if this was the most obvious thing in the world.

"Oh yeah!" cried StupidZeo happily, as he pulled out a long staff from nowhere.

"Idiot, that's like the first thing you learn!" snapped the RandomDodger.

"WE ARE NOT IN A COMPUTER GAME!" yelled Kai angrily.

"Yeah, we know that, it works in real life too," said StupidZeo stupidly.

"You're the main guy, so you'll have a sword, now get it out and let me down!" cried KaiWannabe. Kai sighed and pretended to pull out an invisible sword from his side. To his surprise, a real sword appeared: long and sharp and shiny.

"Ok, this is just getting weird, sir, don't you think we should stop standing around while the enemy gets out its weapons?"

"They're just kids, what can they-ARGH!" Voltaire screamed as a random lightning bolt hit him. Kai was about to ask how that happened, then decided against it, as he realized he wouldn't get an answer that actually made sense anyway. Instead he ran up to ChineseKatDude and cut the ropes with his long, sharp and shiny sword. He looked very cute while doing so.

"Is it just me or has it gone very weird?" whispered ChineseKatDude. Kai nodded.

"I figured it was best to go along with the insanity," ChineseKatDude laughed in reply, and Kai went on to cutting down everyone else. By the time everyone had been released, StupidZeo had knocked Voltaire, the random woman, and several guards, who had run in to see what the hell was going on, unconscious, all with his mysterious powers which he had supposedly run out of.

"HI! I'm TYSON. It's spelt T-I-S-O-N! I'M HUNGRY!"

After StupidZeo had warped everyone back to the daycare centre, everyone with a brain, except StupidZeo, KaiWannabe and the RandomDodger, were wondering what the hell happened. The three mentioned previously, however, were all chatting merrily as if it was perfectly normal to pull weapons out of nowhere, and as if it had all been one good adventure.

"StupidZeo's weird, isn't he ChineseKatDude?"

"You can say that again," replied ChineseKatDude, as he hugged ReiLover, "At least he got us all out alive though,"

"Yeah, but he could of left the CSAPrat," Kai argued as he watched the CSAPrat hammer on Voltaire's office door demanding food, completely oblivious to the fact that Voltaire was currently unconscious in a random building by a random field.

"Some people are so stupid," laughed ChineseKatDude.

"Yeah! Like BirdNestHair, and the Chief Idiot, and StupidZeo!"

"Oh, you've met Zeo, already?" Kai looked up to see his foster mum standing there smiling.

"Mummy!" cried Kai happily as he stood up and flung himself at his foster mother.

"I'm glad you and Zeo have become friends Kai, because he'll be staying with us for a while, until they find his father," Kai looked up at his foster mother in shock. She couldn't be serious. Live with StupidZeo?

"Really?" asked Zeo as he too stood up, when Kai's foster mother smiled and nodded, Zeo added, "YAY! ME AND KAI WILL HAVE SUCH FUN TOGETHER! I've always wanted someone to go on adventures with me!"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

The End

Ok I hope you liked the ending even though it went a bit…weird. Review! Please? You're nice people aren't you? Review! Oh by the way I'm not pairing up Kai with Zeo or Kai with Rei or anyone with anyone by the way. Oh wait I'm pairing Rei with Mariah. I forgot about that. Review! Feel free to email if you want, as long as you're nice :).