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FormoriCompletion: I absolutely love it when the saiyans have tails also! I just know that it might not be appropreate at times... but never the less... I try and bring in the tails as much as possible. As for the fic calming down a bit... I find some of my chapters a bit calmer after I create a new chapter to one of my angst fics... I guess I should try and write just humor one week... and then the depressing stuff the next... I actually wrote the next chapter to 'Welcome Home, Child' before I added to this... so it was a bit more difficult to write... but what can I say? I LOVE challenges:) Thanks a bunch!

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Deidre Sage: Pink? Oh... I loathe that color... I'm more into the Greens... Blues, Purples, Browns, grays, and blacks. Anything that isn't bright and that catches the eye! It was painful enough for me to even mention that color in this fic! Trust me... I don't like too shop that often like the crazy clothes shoppers aka Bulma, Chichi, and Erasa. I would rather spend my money on books or art supplies. (Complete artist I have been called, and complete artist I will remain!) As for the saiyans changing... um... the next night will be full... this one was just to bring worry and fear into the saiyan's eyes... I have a few plans for these guys. (smirks)

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Dillon Williams: I have actually planned to make the saiyans go Oozaru. It just might happen in one of the next two chapters.

27flux:You. Need. The. Next. Chapter? oo; Um... here's the next chapter... (smiles sheepishly)

Thanks to all who reviewed! Greatly appreciated it!

Chapter 27

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Gohan watched in horror as Videl 'magically' pulled out a weapon of her choice. It looked more like a Tommy gun... And Gohan wasn't exactly excited to see that thing waved before his face.

"Gohan... stay still," muttered Videl as she took aim. "I think I can kill that... thing."

Gohan looked down to his tail, his face becoming paler. He grabbed his tail and jumped away from her.

She pulled the trigger... but missed.

The black locked female looked to Gohan and glared. "I almost had that thing! Why did you save it!"

Gohan began to whine as he began to pet his new limb. "I don't want it destroyed!"

The female frowned as she cocked the gun once more, and held it up. "And why not! It almost ate my HAND!"

Gohan began dodging Videl's random shots at his re-grown limb. "Because it's my tail!"

She shot once more... and hit Gohan in the forehead. He shouted and rubbed the now bruising skin as the bullet fell to the ground. "That hurt!"

The female blinked as she dropped the gun and ran to her boyfriend. "Did I get you! Do you need to be taken to the hospital!"

Gohan pouted as he rubbed the now bruised spot on his forehead. "That really hurt..."

She looked at the wound, which should have gone through his skin... she blinked before looking into his eyes.

"Are you Super Man?"

Gohan blinked as he looked back into Videl's eyes. "Wha?"

She grabbed his shirt and began to shake him, "Are you Super MAN!"

"Super who?" questioned the hybrid saiyan as he began backing away from her. She glared at him before standing up.

"You know! Super Man! Man of Steel... he flies!" She brought her fist into the air as if about to lift off making a 'WHOOSH' sound effect. "Super Man also protects the innocent!" She then leaps back and begins to attack invisible opponents, almost as if Saiyaman would have. "He also has X-Ray and Heat Vision!"

She then pretended to melt some king of seashell with just staring at it.

Gohan watched it... and he blinked when nothing happened.

She continued to stare at it.

He continued to look at the shell before turning to her.

"Um... Videl?"

She looked over to her saiyan friend.

"Nothing's happening..."

She looked back to the seashell, and growled.

"CURSES!" she shouted as she fell to the sand while holding her fists into the air. "CURSE YOU EVIL DOCTOR GERO!"

"Doctor Gero!" exclaimed Goku as he turned to Videl, his eyes becoming wide with fear. "WHERE!"

Videl looked over to Gohan's father. "Um... There is not Dr. Gero... I just made up that name."

Goku just rubbed the side of his head before muttering a few things about teens these days.

Gohan just sat there blinking. "Um... Videl?"

She looked down to him.

"What just happened?" he asked tilting his head.

She walked over to him, and sat down shrugging. "I don't know."

He just looked to her for a moment before shrugging also. They turned back to the flames of the fire.

It was so peaceful...

Such a lovely night out...

'BAM'

Gohan fell over, his face colliding into the sand. Videl sat there noticing her boyfriend's sudden movement into the sand. She so happened to now notice the reason for this action.

Goten.

"G-Goten?" questioned Videl as she grabbed the chibi from the back of his older brother. Videl had the visionary of a bug splattered on the windshield of a car when she 'pulled the chibi from the older saiyan.

The chibi rubbed his red nose, and he began to sniffle. He looked almost as if he were to cry!

Videl blinked as she looked down to the child. "Goten, are you okay? Did you get hurt bad? Is there something the matter?" she asked now starting to baby the young child, as if he were her own.

The chibi sniffled as he wiped away some fallen 'tears'. "They're after US!"

Videl blinked. "Who's after you?"

The eyes of the chibi began to well up in tears. "Those evil GIRLS! They got Trunks!"

(Insert Lightning and Thunder in the background in the area of the hotel)

Videl turned her head around, and noticed the heavy clouds over there. She blinked, and then looked over to the clear skies here.

"Um... Gohan?" she asked as she looked down to her boyfriend, who was currently spitting sand from his mouth. He looked to her, and noticed Videl pointing to the sky. "Is this supposed to show us something about what might happen if we go back to the hotel?"

Gohan looked to both sides of the sky, the clear sky of the beach they were on, and the dark and stormy side where those evil women and girls of doom were waiting.

"I think so..." muttered Gohan as he rubbed the side of his head. "I don't want to think of what would happen when the girls find us..."

Videl winced as she sat down in the cooled sand. She didn't like the thought of Gohan's either... it was just too... scary.

She then noticed something moving across the sand.

It was a sand crab!

She watched it as it crossed the sand and make its way to the group.

Goten then walked up to it, and poked the crabs' white shell.

"Hello Mr. Crab!"

The thing stopped in mid-step.

Goten gave a cheerful grin as he poked the poor little crab once more watching out for the evil claws. "This crab is cool! It's all white!"

"It's a sand crab," stated Vegeta as he leaned against the cool sand looking over to the small chibi. "Those things won't even make a decent meal," muttered the prince as an after thought.

The young chibi gasped loudly and covered his mouth with his small palm. "You can't eat Mr. Crab! He's my friend!"

Vegeta scowled. "As I stated brat, that little thing can hardly feed a human, much less... a saiyan."

Goku looked over to the saiyan prince, and nodded in agreement. "Vegeta's right... and I'm not sure how we can get food at this rate... unless we go fishing..." Goku looked over to his older son, "Would you like to help?"

Gohan looked to Goku, and he nodded his head. He stood up and began to strip his clothes.

Videl just sat there... watching dumbly. She couldn't help but blink a few times as she watched the shirt being shed along with the pants leaving him in only boxers.

And finally she was able to tear her eyes away with a BRIGHT blush staining her cheeks.

'They are so immodest...' she thought making sure to turn her attention to something else... like Goten poking the crab half to death.

Videl, however, heard Gohan clear his voice in her head. 'Er... sorry Videl! I guess I forgot you were here!'

'Sorry? Yeah...' she snorted as she brought her legs to her chest and wrapped her arms around them, 'Right; you're sorry alright...'she thought sarcastically as she turned her gaze to the waters.

She noticed the moon reflecting off. It looked so beautiful.

She then felt arms encircle her into a hug. "Yes, I am truly sorry."

She turned her eyes to him, and she couldn't help but smile just a bit wider. There was just something there, which you couldn't be forever mad at...

"Is that so?" she asked, her lips turning into a sneaky grin.

He laughed uneasily while rubbing the back of his head. "Yeah."

And now, Videl was taking the big leap... she was really going to be pushing it this time... "Then, why not show it?" she questioned raising a single eyebrow.

Gohan looked back to her, almost surprised with her challenge... but he smiled back to her... and suddenly...

"AHHHHHHHHH! EVIL MR. CRAB BIT ME!"

Both teens snapped their heads around to notice young Goten running around waving his arms and hands around screaming.

"IT'S EATING MY FINGER!"

The four watching Goten noticing the crab on the chibi's finger, and they couldn't help but wince as it continued to clamp on his pointer finger.

They were also very surprised to see Goten grab the poor crab, and throw it as far and as hard as he could to the ocean.

"YOU GO TO TIME OUT!" shouted Goten after it waving an angry fist into the air. "MEANY!"

Both Videl and Gohan looked at each other blinking before turning to the chibi, who continued to sulk about his poor wounded finger.

"Um..." muttered Goku as he began to laugh nervously, "Okay!" He then looked to his oldest son, "Come on Gohan! Let's go fishing... before they all get spooked by our voices!"

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Somewhere on the other side of the globe...

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Emperor Pilaf cackled insanely as he stood back to look at his accomplishment.

Before the young emperor stood a house of cards.

"I am victorious! I shall take over the housing market by selling people these homes for rip off prices and not have any insurance on them! It's a full-proof plan! Come and destroy this Goku!" shouted Pilaf as he held his fists into the air.

The crab, we have come to know and love, came flying out of the sky, and smacked into the newly finished structure, and landed in Pilaf's face.

The emperor took the crab off of his face, and watched in horror as the cards tumbled down.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

I guess a new generation of Son's was coming to ruin the plans of the evil emperor...

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That was actually very hard to write... but if I work on this fic tomorrow, then I'll more than likely get back into the groove of writing pure humor, and all the randomness will come forth!

As much as I hate doing this... I can only become inspired to write something or post a fic if I feel pressured to do it. SOOO... I am bribing you guys again... I will post a new chapter up tomorrow if I get 20 reviews. I know it's possible... it has happened before. But if you really want the next chapter out, then send your comments and suggestions, and criticism for the fic in. Thanks for being such loyal readers thus far! And I really hope that the story will grow in randomness and funnies... what ever that means...

Till next time!

Takuma