Chloe and Sirius finally admit their love for each other, as do Lily and James, but when someone mentions the sex panther, things get a little out of hand. Read more to find out what happens…
Sirius: You're my golden god.
Chloe: I'm on drugs!
Sirius: That too.
Meanwhile, outside the common room…
James: Lily, I heart you.
Lily: I heart you too. Oh James, Oh James!
James: He's gonna eat my candy! (Runs off into common room)
Lily: What?
Sirius: Why the fuck are you in here yelling about candy!
James: Whatever you do, don't eat my candy Sirius! Or else…
Lily runs in
Lily: James! What on earth was that about! I can't believe you!
James: My candy is a horcrux…if Sirius eats it, I can be killed by Voldemort.It's very serious.
Sirius: Huh?
Lily: Who's Voldemort?
Sirius eats candy
James: Nooooooo! Damn you, Sirius, damn you!
Sirius: You really are a loser.
James: You know it.
Lily: What the fuck are you talking about? You know, sometimes I really can't stand you, James.
James: Wait! I thought you loved me!
Lily: Yeah, loved, as in PAST TENSE! I hate you, James Potter, I hate you! But deep down, I respect you. I love you 60 of the time, all the time.
Sirius: That doesn't make sense…
James: But…sex panther?
Sirius: I'm panda clause!
Chloe: STOP IT! You're all losing your minds! ……look, magic!
Sirius: ooooooh..
Others: Where?
Chloe: Riiiiight HERE! Expecto Patronum!
Sirius: Whoa…
Lily: I didn't know your patronus was a Panda.
Chloe: It's not…it's Harry Potter.
Lily: My unborn child?
James: Hey, there.
Chloe: That's the one, lightning scar and everything!
James: He looks exactly like me!
Lily: Except the eyes; he has his mother's, Lily's, eyes.
James: Why are you talking in third person?
Lily: Uh…sex panther?
Sirius: Yeah! Up top! (holds up hand for high five, but receives none and puts it back down, dejected and ignored.)
Lily: I didn't know patronus' came in color.
Chloe: It's specialized. Look, it even tells the future!
Speak, Harry!
Harry: Careful, or he'll guard you're pajamas too!
Sirius: Phew, that's good news!
James: But I sleep naked…
Lily:…
Chloe:…
Sirius: That's hot.
The End!