Responses to reviews from last chapter:
miroku-has-darkness: I apologize for not updating as soon as I had hoped! I hope you enjoy this update!
TrunksgirlBlaze27:I'm so glad you enjoyed the last chapter! I thought it was a bit random for my tastes... but randomness is what I am... strangely. (heh) Sorry that I didn't update as fast I had hoped! But I hope you enjoy this next chapter!
fireeyes: (heh) Well, I'm glad you enjoyed the last chapter! I hope you like this one too!
trunks and goten: Yep... Mr. Crab... it was originally going to be an army of sand crabs coming after Sharpener and attack his feet making him run away screaming... but I don't think it'll make the story... then again... maybe I might be able to fit it in. I hope this update is well worth the wait for you!
Shadow Dreamer 27: I'm glad you like my humor! I just hope this chapter comes to your expectations. It's been a while since I have written humor. (falls over with X's as eyes)
YngSha and Lani: Um... Ouch? I hate it when I mess up my fingers... but I do a little thing called Nail Biting some times... and it makes my fingers hurt... and it's sometimes an excuse I'll use so I won't have to type... but then again... that's just me... I'm glad you seemed to enjoy this chapter! I just hope this one will be just as good as the last!
Chris Bennett: I'm glad you enjoyed it!
FormoriCompletion: Well, I'm glad that this chapter seemed to do some cheering up. I know Pilaf's older... I just didn't feel like putting something down like how he was an old fart now... and how... wait a second... That might have made it funnier... and then make him fart around too... ARG! That should have been how Pilaf's cards should have fallen! NOOO! (falls over sobbing) I HAVE FAILED AS A HUMOR WRITER! (begins to wallow in a pit of self pity)
rinoakes: I might bring the two to become bonded... just... maybe in the next chapter or close to the end. Not sure yet. And yes... I will make sure to put up NO lemons! I honestly think that lemons just ruin a terrific story! Anyways, it'll still stay humor. But if I seem to get a bit off track with the randomness, let me know so I could try and take it down a notch. I hope you like this update, and sorry to keep you waiting!
gohan757: How did I come up with writing this? Um... let's just say that I get the craziest ideas from life and of really random things that I seriously doubt would happen in the anime... but hoping that it might one day be there... Er... Yeah... but I do try and make life more interesting if I ponder on the 'What if's...' It's fun. And yes... next chapter is here! I hope you enjoy this one!
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Gracelin: A Genius? Heh... I don't think I'm THAT smart... I'm just a bit misunderstood... with a very random mind... oo; (hugs back) I'm so glad you are enthusiastic about my writing! I hope you enjoy this chapter though.
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Thank you to all of my reviewers!
Okay... I am really considering finishing this fic with in the next two chapters. Yep... I may finish my fic at Chapter 30. But... if I feel I have a good amount of people replying to the fics... and depending if I get some surprising inspiration for the fic, then I will add more to the fic, possibly a Part 3 for those who don't want to see this fic end... just yet. It all depends if I get a good response.
Kays?
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Chapter 28
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Videl looked out into the waters noticing a father and son fishing in the deep ends of the water hoping to find some fish to eat. The dark eyes of the female turned to the fifty something fish lying on the side still wiggling and flapping their fins hoping to reach the water.
Videl couldn't help but lightly smile and inwardly laugh when Goten would try and take a bite out of the fish tail... but failing miserably when the fish would flail once again slapping the chibi over the side of the head, and into the shallow part of the ocean.
Poor Goten!
Videl had also noticed Vegeta sitting watching the display of the child trying to eat the fish; the saiyan prince continued to mumble insults about how foolish and stupid the kid was acting. And after making his rants, he turned back into the sky looking at the beautiful glow of the full moon.
Sure, it didn't seem as dark because of the roaring fire before her to help keep warmth in the area from the raging winds.
But it did make Videl wonder... What was so wonderful about the moon? She had noticed all of the saiyans looking up at it almost every moment, almost as if its beauty enchanted them.
I know. Sounds sappy... right?
"Vegeta?"
The prince turned his eyes to the girl.
She inwardly congratulated herself along with doing a mental dance and jig. It was known that Vegeta was a hard person to talk to. Nevertheless, gaining his attention with stating his name.
Oh well... maybe she would get he truth out of the prince. He always seemed very blunt in his answers.
"Why do you, Gohan, his dad and brother stare up at the moon for long periods of time?"
The prince gave a light laugh before looking back to the sphere in the sky. "It's something a saiyan hopes to find on a planet... if he wishes for it to be destro-"
"EVIL FISH!"
Sweat drops fell from the sides of the prince, and human warriors' faces. Both looked to Goten as he wrestled a fish, with all his might, but failing miserably as the fish began to wriggle free.
"EVIL FISH! YOU NO GOOD &#§±!&#$!"
Videl gasped as she looked over to the strange symbols coming from Goten's speaking. "Goten!"
The chibi froze at her tone of voice as he released the fish. The giant animal flailed once again, and slapped the chibi in the face throwing the kid in the water again.
Videl just blinked.
That... was something you didn't see everyday...
The chibi came up from the water, and glared at the fish one last time before looking up to his brother's girlfriend with big sad puppy eyes. "D-did I do something wrong?"
Videl pointed her finger up to the interesting symbols before completely crossing her arms and tapping her foot on the floor, very much in an angry manner, as the chibi's mother would have.
"Goten?" she questioned in a motherly voice, "Why did you say that?"
The young child looked up to the symbols; "Those? Oh! Um... I read them off of a story before, and I thought I should use them... because the person who stated the symbols '&#±§!&#$' was very mad."
Videl shook her head before pointing to the symbols, "No! You just said it was &#§±!&#$! You switched the § and the ±!"
Goten looked back up to the phrases before scratching his head with a wide grin on his face. "So I did! Oops!"
A bigger sweatdrop fell from the side of the female's forehead.
Just peachy...
"Um... Goten?"
The kid looked up to the teen with his big innocent eyes.
"Um... I don't think that phrase of... symbols is very nice to state to someone else. It might... hurt their feelings."
The chibi's innocent eyes turned to fear as he slapped his hands before his mouth. He then looked over to the fish. "Do... do you think I hurt Mr. Fishie's feelings?"
Videl inwardly rolled her eyes. This child was so naïve at times... but she thought this could be a good lesson for the chibi to learn.
"Yes, I think Mr. Fishie is sad."
The chibi gasped in horror as he looked over to it. He then ran over to the half dead fish and hugged it. "I'M SORRY MR. FISHIE! I didn't mean to be mean to you!"
Videl glanced over to the prince, as he had a look of disgust written on his face. For goodness sakes! The child was hugging a dying fish!
"Don't worry Mr. Fishie!" exclaimed the chibi with a smile, "I'll be nice to you when I eat you!"
Videl fell over anime style in the sand as Vegeta stared at the child strangely.
Vegeta just shook his head, "At least my child isn't as moronic as this one..."
Videl, being very close to the seashore gave a squeal when unwanted seawater splashed on her and drenched her clothing. Gohan came from the water with three more fishes in his hands along with his father, who had three fish tails in his hands also. They just piled them up on the sand noticing the crackling fire ready to cook the fresh fish meat.
'Gohan!' exclaimed Videl in the mental link to her boyfriend. 'It wasn't very nice to splash that seawater on me!' The oldest hybrid saiyan noticed the human drenched from head to toe. He winced.
Oops...
She growled now at the sand that stuck to her now wet clothing, skin, and hair.
This was just wonderful...
She looked out to the water, and lightly nodded her head... yes... she needed to wash herself off there. They were nowhere close to any kind of civilization... for at least 30 miles, but she knew very well that saiyans could live on their own. Being the strong, muscular, and cunning men they were, they were ones that you could just trust.
"CRAPPY EVIL FISH!"
Videl's eyes averted to the chibi once again as the kid slapped the fish kicking it into the fire to cook. Sad to say... the fish was too big for the fire... and the fish put the flames out by covering the area of the fire.
It suddenly seemed to become just a bit darker...
"Um... I can fix that!" shouted the chibi from somewhere in the dark area.
Again... Just peachy...
Five sets of white eyes were noticed in the dark.
"Um... guys?" questioned Goku as his beady eyes looking around in the darkness. "Are you there?"
A slap over the head was heard along with the stumbling or shuffling of sand before another 'THWAP' was noticed. "Of course we are, moron!" exclaimed the saiyan prince in his matter-of-fact yelling voice.
"Oh..."
"I can't see a thing," stated Gohan as his beady eyes looked around in the darkness.
"Why not power up?" questioned Videl as her eyes looked over to either Gohan's or Goku's... or were those Vegeta's?
There was a pause for a moment before the slapping of foreheads was heard. You could almost make out the 'duuuuuh's' the three men were making. Needless to say, it took them less than a second to power up to Super Saiyan so they would have enough light for the time being.
Videl gave a small sigh in relief looking over to the four saiyans. Each of them had transformed into Super.
Goten was the first to have his golden aurora die down... but the golden locks of hair remained signifying that his energy, in which remained, allowed a soft glow about a foot radius around the young child. The chibi then looked over to the fish, and his mouth began watering. "Daddy?"
The father of the child looked over to his youngest son; "Yes, Goten?"
"I want fish!"
The rumbling of stomachs was an indicator that is was indeed time to eat, even at this late hour. And in turning to the fish, which had killed the roaring fire, Goku shot a ki blast at the fish before it blazed on fire.
The saiyan's eyes widened in wonder, as the flames seemed to enchant their vision, just as the moon had a while ago. But Videl just rolled her eyes as she looked over to Gohan, who stared at the flames. She smiled as evil thoughts of her shoving him in the fire entered her mind.
'I will shove him into the fire... he will catch fire. And then he'll run around... and his clothing will burn off...'
Videl's eyes widened.
'Burned off clothes... equals naked Gohan?'
She shut her eyes tightly and grabbed her hands over her head and shook it violently.
'BAD THOUGHTS VIDEL! BAD THOUGHTS!'
"I am a pretty little pony..." she muttered in a sing songy voice. "A happy little pony flying in the sky..."
'With rather perverted thoughts,' added a voice in her head.
She shrieked before falling over noticing Gohan standing before her with a smirk on his lips. Videl screamed loudly before grabbing her head once more. "I'm hearing VOICES!"
Gohan's look turned into a look of stupid ness. "Wha-"
"I DON'T WANNA BE TAKEN AWAY BY THOSE TALL STRONG MEN IN WHITE COATS!"
And in using her hands, Videl dug a deep hole in the sand, and hid her head in it.
The saiyans just stared at the strange display. Goku looked over to his oldest son with cooked fish in his hands. "Do you think she's going to be okay? I mean... she seems to be going... mental-"
"I'M NOT A CHICKEN!" she shouted.
Gohan looked back down at her, a GIANT sweatdrop falling from the side of his head. "I... think she might have lost it."
"I bet it's the bond making her crazy," suggested Vegeta before taking a bite into a piece of broiled fish.
"Or maybe it's mom and Bulma," exclaimed Goten looking to his older brother.
The older men's eyes widened before nodding their heads, "That MUST be it!" noted Goku.
"Poor girl," muttered Vegeta sympathetically.
Gohan gritted his teeth, "They... they'll PAY!" shouted the hybrid saiyan as his power grew and grew and grew. But he was stopped from flying off when a hand was placed on his shoulder. Gohan came eye to eye with his father.
"Say here, it's too dangerous out there."
Gohan's eyes darkened before he jerked his shoulder away from his father's grip. "It's always dangerous in this world." The hybrid saiyan began rising in the air.
"But Gohan!" shouted Goku as his voice became softer and softer in the distance, "Those evil teen girls are sitting there at the hotel with your mom and Bulma waiting for you to return!"
Goku noticed his son stop in mid-flight before he came back down with a paled face."G-girls?"
Goku nodded his head.
Gohan's face turned even whiter- that is... if it were possible. "T-thanks for reminding me dad..."
Goku smiled as he patted his son on the back. "Any time son!"
Gohan looked back over to his girlfriend, and he shook his head. Her noggin was still shoved into the fine particles of rock on the ground. And in the mental link, he heard her saying things. It almost made him stumble when he heard her say something about... a diseased lime wanting to take over the pudding factory and claiming victory over a set of spoons...
Don't ask...
It's too dangerous of a field to go into...
Too dangerous I tell you!
In the mean time at the hotel...
Hercule dashed up the stairs to his daughter's hotel room in a panic, and in rage of not having seen his daughter since the bus trip. Even though his hair had been burned off... and now he was similar looking to a clown... he couldn't help but sulk at his new appearance thinking it would ruin his image... and publicity.
And too prideful for his own good.
And in making it to the doors of his daughter's room, he kicked down the door looking around very much like acting as a police officer after a wanted criminal...
Mr. Satan just didn't seem to find the people he had wanted to find.
Instead, he saw Sharpener and Erasa, along with Bulma, Chichi, Trunks, and other Z warriors, that came along on the trip, watching the big screen TV. The two teens were playing a very exciting game of "Kill The Possum"- the best selling game of the time.
Sharpener sucked in air through clenched teeth as he began moving his arms all over the place as if it would help the character on the television try to kill... the rabid possum. Erasa, however, was leaned down as her fingers rapidly punched buttons. It looked almost like the Z-warriors throwing a really fast punch or kick... but with finger movement...
Hercule stared at the television for a moment watching the action of the game before Sharpener growled in rage as the possum devoured his character. "That was the sixteenth time!" shouted the male as he glared at the TV.
Erasa began laughing as she easily slay the evil possum into oblivion. "That was fun!" she exclaimed standing up, placing one of her hands on her hips and the other hand had fingers form into a peace sign.
It was dead silent for a moment...
Two minutes...
Three...
Hercule then remembered why he aimlessly crashed the door down. He looked over to the silent people. "Have any of you seen Videl?"
Chichi turned her attention to the World Champ before smiling, "Hercule! I didn't notice you coming in!"
"Well... I... Um... I really need to find Videl," he stated almost afraid to explain about the fallen door.
Bulma smiled a knowing smile. "Don't worry about her. She'll be back tomorrow."
"And hopefully in the process of making me a grandchild!" exclaimed Chichi with sparkling eyes.
Hercules eyes turned from normal... to tiny dots before his rage built up incredibly.
"WHAT?"
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Soooo...? What do you think? It's been a while since I have updated this fic... and it's been a while since I have written a fic in the humor area... I hope this wasn't too stupid... (sweatdrops) But I do have some ideas. Working at this camp had given me some ideas for the next chapters...
I will update on Thursday if I have a good enough response for this fic. So please, leave me with a comment or two of what you liked or disliked. I need to know what you think so I could make this fic better.
Kays?
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