DOMINO'S STUPIDEST HOME VIDEOS
CHAPTER 2
BY CELTIC GUARDIAN PRINCESS
CGP: I'm ba~ack!
Everyone: Yeah…
CGP: Why so glum? You should be happy cuz we got a co-host today! Meet unicornfan!
UF: Hi peoples! Who can I glomp?
CGP: Don't know. Anyone but Celty, Pegasus, Duke, Marik, or Bakura. So, I have ideas from the reviewers here. Oh, wait, those are from Ask Pegasus, m… Hold on a second…*digs through Backpack of DOOM!* *pencils, gum, candy wrappers, notebooks, sweatshirts, library books, old homework, a puppy (everybody: O__O?), a lamp, some batteries, a stereo, CDs, and a sleeping bag come flying out, followed by a few hundred stuffed animals* Here they are! The videos sent in by the reviewers! *holds up box*
Everybody: *covered in my junk* HELP! LET US OUT!
Yugi: I THING THE PUPPY JUST PEED ON ME!
Joey: EWW! THE HOMEWORK HAS FUZZ GROWING ON IT!
CGP: Sorry guys! *snaps fingers and the crud goes away* Well, here's the first one from ACME-Rian.
Video 1
Joey: I'm here in San Fran University with my dorm mate! *headlocks him*
Zack: You're…choking…me! *faints*
Yugi: You killed him!
Tea: Yeah, now do CPR!
Joey: I don't know how! *gets inspired* I know! *starts doing it*
ACME-Rian enters the dorm with Yami
AR: Eww! Joey's gay!
Joey: Erm…*does it again*
Yugi: Joey, you were supposed to do CPR!
Joey: I did do it!
Tea: Then, why did you remove your shirt and his?
Joey: We were hot?
Yami: It's 31 degrees out there!
All except Joey and Zack: AH!
End video
CGP: Well, wasn't that lovely?
Everybody: HELL NO!
CGP: Well, aren't we a bunch of PMSing people *receives death glares* Well, thank you ACME-Rian! *mumbles* Help me stupid! You got me into this now get me out!
UF: I don't think they can.
CGP: Quiet or you leave early.
UF: *shuts mouth*
CGP: This next one comes from Burning-Yami-Rain.
Video 2
Yugi: I'm here in my soul room. See? Lots of toys and fun stuff. Princess helped me decorate it. I'm gonna show you what the inside of Yami's soul room. Not the one you saw on TV. That wasn't it. It was only a stage. Come on.
Yugi walks through his soul room careful not to step on any of his toys. He enters the hallway and you see the door to Yami's room.
Yugi: Okay, what you see next may shock and amaze you, but please, whatever you do, don't scream. *he pushes open room*
The room has posters and pictures of CGP in her bathing suit obviously token when she wasn't watching. The floor is littered with pieces of paper and empty pens. The bed is unmade and Yami is hanging upside down from one of his many staircases. Among the paper, there are bottles of lube everywhere.
Yugi: I guess this is why I keep hearing odd noises from in here once in a while. And Yami has a big crush on CGP but he's afraid to tell her so he's trying to put it into a song. But he can't, can you Yami?
Yami: *shakes his head*
Yugi: So, well, hey. What's that? *picks something up off ground* *holds it up to camera* Anyone know what this is?
You can see a lovely shot (a/n: not!) of a dildo hanging in front of camera.
Yugi: Well, this is what Yami's soul room looks like. *picture goes dark but you can still hear sounds* Hey Yami? What's this?
End video
Everyone: *stares at Yami*
Yami: What?
CG: *about to pummel Yami* Grr…*pounces and starts to fight*
Dust cloud: *starts to move around and you can see the occasional foot, arm, or head appear*
CG: *winning*
CGP: Well, our next one is from Setine Kaiba.
Video 3
SK: This is what my brother (a/n: if it's not your brother, sorry!) does in his spare time. *pushes open bedroom door*
Seto: Stupid Joey…*throws dart at picture of Joey* Why can't I get a date? Stupid Joey *throws another dart* Am I not hot enough? Stupid mutt…*throws yet another dart* Are all females gay? Stupid puppy…Shit, I'm out of darts…MOKUBA! I NEED MORE DARTS!
Mokuba: *brings in bow of 51326978465123624569876654000 darts* Here big brother…
Seto: Thank you: *starts to throw darts again*
SK: Yeah, sad ain't it?
End video
CGP: Okay, next, from Burning-Yami-Rain.
Video 4
Yami and Tea are on a date at a fancy restaurant. Tea is wearing a pretty pink dress while Yami is wearing a tux.
Tea: Wow, Yami. This place is beautiful!
Yami: I know, and I want to tell you something. Tea, I, um…Well, I don't think we should see each other anymore. I'm sick and tired of your damn friendshit speeches and you're such a whore! Your clothes never match, and you're just plain annoying. Are you okay?
Tea: Yeah, fine. Let's order.
They have a nice night together then never talk off stage.
End video
CGP: That was one hell of a creepy-ass date!
Tea: Yeah, well, we're still friends and all but we have new loves now. Right Weevil?
Weevil: Yes Sugar Muffin. *they start making out*
Everybody: Eww! You're kissing Weevil!
CGP: Um, our last video comes from the last person.
Video 5
Yami: Everyone thinks that Yugi is the most innocent, but they're wrong. He's not innocent at all! Watch!
Yami opens door to Yugi's room. Yugi is nowhere to be seen and the room is a mess. Cigarette butts are everywhere; empty cigarette packages are on his desk. Condom wrappers are scattered around his bed, and the sheets are dirty. A girl with huge female body parts come in and gets undressed and lies on the bed. Yugi appears out of nowhere and climbs on top of her.
Yugi: So slut, you did come.
RG: I will always come. I need you inside me. I want you so bad, and please give it all. I don't care if it hurts; just fuck me hard and fast.
Yugi: Well, I'll give it all. Suck it! *girl does so* Oh, god! *cums* Stop! Here's your end of the bargain. *sticks his dick in her and starts to ride her*
RG: *moans loudly as Yami gets away quickly*
As Yami runs down the hall, you can hear the girl screaming in ecstasy and Yugi groaning as he gave it all to her.
Yami: *looks at camera* *eyes are wide* See? Yugi is not innocent at all! Do not believe what you see on TV! They all lie! *drops camera and runs off while you can still hear thee girl and Yugi going at it*
End video
CGP: O__O Yugi…
Yugi: What bitch?
CGP: O__________________________O HEY!
Yugi: Hey is for damn horses. Right slut?
RG: Oh, yes, master.
Yugi: Come on. Let's go find somewhere private. *they leave*
CGP: Well, I think I am scarred for life from that video. Well, that's all we have time for.
Celty: I think you made this longer than it was supposed to be.
CGP: Oh, well…I'll make next chapter just as long as long as I get enough reviews. Later.
Screen goes black and you can hear the girl and Yugi going at it again. CGP screams and loud crashes are heard. Seto and Celty try to calm her down as unicornfan escapes quietly